SHE'S ON FIRE

err yeah played the game religiously on PC first when I was a kid then only then I watched Scarface when I was the typical edgy teenager

I was like huh where did heard that before and only then I realised that whole station was Scarface FM

>mission has you put a grinded up corpse in the trunk of the car
>blood stains through the trunk
>objective is to take it to the crusher while avoiding police

dont know what it was about this particular mission, but it definitely disgusted me

I still think the one where you had to bury a construction worker alive in concrete in SA was worse.

youtube.com/watch?v=1vNNSvR7Zp4

special delivery!!

youtube.com/watch?v=kUy_cc7386k

WE GON GIVE THIS ALLLLLLLLL THAT WE GOT
KEEP RISIN TO THE TOP
RISIN TO THE TOP

Why does GTA5 feels so soulless in comparison?

RUSH GET THE YAYO

I liked it, but it has many untouched zones for missions that had great potential. One of my biggest gripes was the way NPC combat was.

>getting chased in one of the fastest cars
>blow up pursuers
>they respawn again matching my speed
>laser gun tier aiming

In addition to that, I think rockstar gave up on creativity like its previous games with online being such a huge success.

K-Jah is all from one Scientist album

youtube.com/watch?v=NUOeHoLCisw

MSXFM was spinning Drum and Bass before I even recognized it as a genre youtube.com/watch?v=eMkdtMQH7WM

GTA games always had top tier radio stations and it's a travesty that songs get patched out as rights expire.

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too much backhanded jokes and shallow outdated commentary it's unbearable

don't know why as RDR2 is better in comparison and even for GTA IV don't do it for me especially Ballad of Gay Tony but I like Lost and the Damned

>I still think the one where you had to bury a construction worker alive in concrete in SA was worse.

The game portrays it in such a nonchalantly way, you almost forget somebody is being suffocated in total darkness, covered in shit... for catcalling a girl who dresses like a hooker.

>it ain't no thang but a chicken wing
>and a big butt layin' in yo lap
>GAME RA-DI-OH

"I'M GONNA GET YA"

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>watch Rosewood, go outside, slap a cracka
I never understood this line until I watched the movie Rosewood.

That one scene where the asian woman is beating that guy with a stick and talks about how somethings oozing always really grossed me out.

>not the OG tribute to the OG itself

youtube.com/watch?v=SKWIZEwHUGw

somehow that fever dream of playing the first Grand Theft Auto in the city that I created in Sim City 2000

must have been because I bought and played them simultaneously back then

I'm surprised rockstar hasn't released any remake yet
that shit would sell millions, specially a san andreas remake

FADE AWAY~

Why put effort into making a remake or even a new game when they're already making millions off of shitty GTA V Online expansions?

I'M HAWT AND YOU'RE NAWT

Cost too much to get the music back.
Also this.
>time to throw'er into reverse and back the bitch over
YUR DEAD AND I'M DRIVING AWAY WITH NO WANTED STARS

DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?!

ehhh my cab!

EAT TILL YOU EXPLODE!

I'M HOT TONIGHT

MOAH MONEY

MOAH PRABLEM

>My hands are all messed up, so you better drive.

No one c ould have predicted how significant this line was at the time

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*tss tss tss tss*

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took me awhile to realize he had headphones and that noise was coming from his him when I was a kid

DAMN

I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS HIM

YO KIDS WAKEY WAKEY
YOU'RE TUNED IN TO RISEEE

Yep, I've been drinking again.

SOMEBODY CALL A MEDIC

I don't get it. Does 8ball betray you or something? I haven't touched GTA 3 in years.

>K-Jah is all from one Scientist album
Best radio station, and I would usually dismiss this kind of sound. It just works with the game.

>MAH MOTHAH'S MAH SISTAH
>HE SAID WHAT
>FORGET ABOUT HER MARIO

I need to finish GTA III
but the last missions my man...

EASY DRAGON

Behind that police station has to be the best shootout spot in the entire game, you could go for hours if you have enough ammo.

MSX 101.1 IN YO MANOR

because it focuses on the rich part of Los Angeles which is soulless and shallow by definition
even in the ghettos you feel like you could make two turns and be downtown
while san andreas was smaller you felt a lot of distance between the ghettos and the rich parts of town and you actually had to watch out in rival gangs neighboroohds, in V if you get in trouble with gangs you can be safe in 5 seconds

OOOOOOOOH MIO BABINOOOOOO CAAAAAAAROOOOOOOOOOOO

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You do this for me, you'll be a made man
everything you want

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thoughts on rock-star opining up thier own online store? think we get RDR2 for pc?

Don't play GTA2 then.
>That mission where you drive a bus full of innocent people to a gigantic meat grinder to make hotdogs with their meat

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GTA3 will always be my favorite, the world seems so comfy yet so gritty. Reminds me of where I grew up.

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yea man. the gang areas are easy to escape that are in gta5 like they didnt want to have them. cop chases sucks more too with them disappering even tho the game starts out looking real good and shit.

>jump in the back of one of these bad boys on the street
>shoot the truck once to scare the driver
>starts driving fast
>cant fall out because of guardrail
>start shooting assault rifle at people on the street at 50 mph
>cops chase behind the flatbed but I shoot the cars til they explode
>rack up 6 stars in 30 seconds
>non stop speed carnage as I leave a trail of bodies in my wake
>driver aimlessly drives into immovable tree
>come to a complete stop
>3 black cop cars descend upon us and I cant tell if the resulting explosion kills me or the barrage of bullets

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GTA III really feels like a film noir game, they even have a femme fatale like Maria, or at least somewhat.

I’M OUT OF TIME

i played 3 so much it came out in may i think on pc in 2002 and i played it until august almost every day from late to real late at night until i finally realized you could cross the bridge. i just fucked around so much.probably my first real good 3d game with cars and stuff you could interact with.

wanna go dyowntyown?

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TELL ME NOW BABY IS HE GOOD TO YOU
CAN HE DO TO YOU THE THINGS THAT I DO
I CAN TAKE YOU HIGHER

Tbh, finding the bridge where you can come across the third island is a pain in the ass the first time, the street system is fucking complicated for such a small af map.

no i never even made it across the first island.
i thought the last place i cant remember, was like a tunnel or something idk.

that's what the map is for
you did buy the game when it launched on ps2, didn't you?

TAKE IT TO THE LIMIT
...
llimmmiiit

I think the Mario line is from Tommy's goons in Vice City

PUSH IT TO THE LIMIT

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MAH TOOL BOX

LETS TEACH THESE WOULD BE TOUGHGUYS WHAT IT MEANS TO BE A TOUGH GUY

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>A SMOKE COZ IT GIVES ME KNAWLEDGE

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I dare you to find more soul in any gta radio

AND THE WINNER BY KNOCKOUT IS

Besides some of the best devs leaving in the early years, They just grew old.

>Heard the NBA Jam announcer for some reason.
Fuck it's not even

and remember
RESPECT IS EVERYTHING

That was only in Vice City.

>a girl who dresses like a hooker
Fucking this. The correct way to complete that mission would have been to buy her a t-shirt and jeans.

EINS ZWEI DREI

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Even Sweet said she dresses like a hooker.

BUT IM OUT OF MY HEAD WHEN (YOU)re NOT AROUND

Damn, I want to begin a playthrough like this now.

In SimCopter, you could actually fly around and walk around on foot in cities you created in SimCity 2000.

COME HERE HONEY

WALKING ON THE BEACHES

do they ever say "nigger" in GTA:SA ?

Best version of chatterbox

in the navy

Hardly if not at all.

Retard

>tfw listen to chatterbox so many times
>mfw learning that lazlow himself actually has a real life radio show

man discovering that there were basically episodes of chatterbox in real life was fucking dope

Ur mistaken, it was in 3 as well, I did it just a few days ago for old times sake.
Basically guaranteed death if you have pedestrain agrro player cheat on as well cause some spawn with rocket launchers

SHE’S ON FIRE FIRE FIRE FIRE FIIIIRREEEEEE
Oh she’s on fire!

FUCK CHINKS

The lazlow show was great, Kinda sad too after big wayne died

hard r? nah
black people don't call themselves "niggers" either irl. only "nigga"
it's all very confusing and retarded when you think about it for just a second but whatever

I loved that. Nothing beats the feeling of getting allahu akbar'd mid mission by a granny with a rocker launcher.

yeah such a shame, he seemed like he was turning his life around too. that finale with his childhood friends was pretty hilarious though, they were all carbon copies of him

Whats the difference?

I really have no idea, but apparently everyone else does

Same. 3's Liberty City feels like its own original city and not an expy from a real place.

I really wish that I can run it. The last time I tried on W10, it instantly blue screened.

currently replaying gta 3 after all these years and I can still remember the layout of the first island like the back of my palm, I can probably do that with the entire map of Vice City too, and some of San Andreas, but with the new HD games it's hard to memorize the maps

Man had some great storys, like running a train on some chick, And robbing a shoe store with the lads. Cousin Ed was a good guest too, The story about doing poppers that made your face red was funny stuff, And the racist pizza guy who tear gassed black kids stealing his truck

PUSH IT TO THE LIMIT
LIMIT
PAST THE POINT OF NO RETURN

God bless Moroder for Scarface ost

Black people say nigga and white people say nigger

lmao I didn't expect to ever find another lazlow show fan here nice. Wayne was a lengend, best story was the double abortion and also his 80s porno tape that they all had to watch lmao, couzin Ed is apparently a stay at home father and is pretty good with children apparently, total 180 from his radio self.

Do they have spereate meanings?

Black people usually just use it to address someone, while white people use it as an insult.

>best story was the double abortion and also his 80s porno tape that they all had to watch lmao
Fuck man there's a lot of good stuff, A good insight to the background of things too, I need to listen to it again. If they can, R* should pull Ed out of retirement, I always liked him

i fucking love the vibes in 3 jezus

>while white people use it as an insult.
ironically enough, it's pretty racist to assume that just because a white person uses "nigga" it automatically means they're being racist towards black people. So, black people can say it and it's just a normal greeting, but white people saying it is problematic? Just because white people are white they can't use a word? Do you see the problem with this

That's neat that you say that, because that was my idea for a game like a decade ago.

>Do you see the problem with this
Yeah, I don't like the double standard and trying to control what people can say. It's not always used to talk about black people either, but just a general insult. I also see white people calling each other nigs in a friendly way but they only do it in private because if it was public people would cry about racism. It's pretty dumb how context doesn't matter to a lot of people.

The only way you aren't a retard is if you aren't american

He's got a real show? Link?

Only retard here is you, Taking everything you read seriously.

Ironic

I SAILED THE SEVEN SEAS!

Because nostalgia goggles boomer.

>exists in literally every GTA title
what is their endgame?

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Only for brainwashed americans (see: all americans)

>Co-Pilot: Come to daddy!
>Pilot: Gimme that microphone!!

>Co-Pilot: Prepare to die!
>Pilot: Hey, that's against regulations!

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