fuck her fight and fuck her
Fuck her fight and fuck her
Jason Morgan
Bentley Morales
the music is great tho
dun dun dun dun dun duuuun dun daaan
Julian Walker
>fuck her cunny
ftfy
Hudson Taylor
haha it’s flan!
Noah Davis
Ah Flan-chon is so cute!!!
Nathaniel Perry
how does zune get away with making the touhou girls so sexy
Jayden Lee
What game
Colton Bell
Owen Reed
it's not 4 am
Zachary Mitchell
I'd rather fuck her sister though
Jose Gutierrez
Embodiment of the Scarlet Devil
David Foster
>what game
literal fetus
Jackson Turner
>iFag
Dominic Thomas
>fuck her
I would if I could.
Evan Powell
I imagine the Flandre's feet, after a long day of being a vampire, must be absolutely disgusting from marinating in sweat, grease and bacteria. When she removes her shoes at the end of the day, she probably gets flustered at just how smelly and toxic her bare feet are; her own body betraying all standards of decency by producing an unbelievably lewd and slimy, biohazardous zone of filth within her own footwear. Shoes designed to look pretty and appealing, now soiled and turned into unusable, smelly, ruined trash by her own festering feet. What a waste of perfectly good ballet flaps to slip those putrid things inside them! It's almost amazing how an odor so potent and foul can come from a girl so cute. What a contrast!
The contrast would be captivating. On one side, you've got her beautiful, pale, shapely, happy feet. They're works of art, and can arouse anyone with their perfection. On the other hand, you've got endless of amounts of a stink so foul it can make plants wilt and birds fall from the sky just by spreading her toes! Imagine seeing the Flan dip her feet in the ocean and turning it into a bubbling, stinky green mess with her odor and killing all the fish, or having her grab your nose with them and make you take deep breaths, essentially giving you feet induced pneumonia!
Flandre's cute, pale, smelly, vampire feet!
Levi Hall
your next line will be Remi's feet stink! They're a chemical weapon! Inhaling around the barefoot remi is dangerous! Just one sniff is enough to rot your insides, and they even used her foot stink as a chemical to kill plants!
Adam Perez
She's honestly one of the easier extras.
What part are you having trouble with user?
Angel Garcia
slowly turning me into a footfag
Lucas Collins
>deep breath mortal. I last washed them 2 centuries ago!
Michael Bailey
im gonna fightfuck this dumb vamp
Adrian Ortiz
but doesn't she fly everywhere? why would her feeties stink?
Cameron Wright
no wash for 5 centuries, dumb mortal.
They should sell my feet stink as a chemical that kills plants!
Nathaniel Gomez
The very first attack (cherry trap or something) makes me waste a bunch of bombs
Kevin Russell
Then I would like to volunteer to clean Flan's stinky feet!
Nathaniel Perry
can't clean them, dumb m*rtal. Any water flan soaks her feet in instantly becomes toxic waste.
Also just one breath of her feet stink is deadly. You'd need to wear a mask or a clothespin.
Liam Phillips
>last record of villager before his disappearance
Aiden Torres
The only thing that picture makes me feel is wanting to headpat them both to sleep.
Cameron Turner
>even patchouli is making me spend bombs
Damn, this is only the beginning too, gonna have a hard time.
Chase Campbell
Imagine being so desperate you want to fuck a dead child.
Jacob Martinez
imagine smelling the 5 century unwashed feets
rip lungs
Justin Garcia
Best advice I can give you is not to panic, and not to move around too much. Once you understand it, it's a very basic streaming pattern. Just be aware of where everything is.
Gabriel Thompson
Oh, I should also mention as well, blue bullets are aimed at you, purple are static patterns. Make sure you know when to expect each type.
Jackson Smith
>clear first three stages of SA almost perfectly
>have about 6 lives
>lose three to Satori on Princess Undine
>Die to Rin
AAAAAHHHHH
Chase Williams
SA is notoriously beginner unfriendly, don't beat yourself up too bad over it.
Rin specifically fucks a lot of people up.
Carter Murphy
baste /jp/ feet posters
Jaxson Martinez
Nobody told me LoLK was this fun with the checkpoint mode
All I heard were clownface memes and she wasn't that bad on normal
David Moore
Stop with this meme already.
Dominic Bailey
that line of thought only works with clownpiece
Brody Ross
calling the shrine maiden
Charles Robinson
Do you guys play tofu with a controller or keyboard?
Henry Miller
How hard is she compared to Saki? I never bothered fighting Flan because she was too scary, but after getting my first Extra Clear in WBaWC I think I might stand a chance
Grayson Gray
She's easy man
Kevin Price
No, it's more like
dun dun dun dun dun du-du-duuun dun dan dun dan da-dan da-da-da dan dun dan dun dan duuuuun.
David Morgan
Keyboard here. Is controller any better?
Jonathan Bell
I like her sister better.
Cooper Robinson
new fight is better
Jordan Young
After countless failed 1cc attempts on PCB, I managed to get a 1cc after two attempts with a controller.
Aiden Adams
I used to play with the controller stick, and got better after moving to the keyboard
Never tried the D-Pad tho
Matthew Walker
James Lopez
flan is smelly
Ethan Harris
keyboard
Jeremiah James
I prefer the keyboard over controller feels much more easier.
Jacob Moore
What are some other good Touhou doujins? I never read any.
Cooper Carter
She is an unaging vampire that lives in a mansion with dozens of fairy maids. If she did smell, she'd probably get cleaned.
Eli Parker
There's no soap in the rape basement.
Logan Ross
hmmm I don't know (I actually do know)
Justin Walker
I tried washing the flan's feet but all the water turned into smelly waste.
Jayden Anderson
Cute vampire
Owen Peterson
Do it faggot
The plight of the innocent will not be shut down by a murderous dictator.
Zachary Anderson
would infect my lungs by sniffing century unwashed vampire feet
Asher Phillips
This guy is a God. His loli are so plump and cute, not to mention he apparently really likes drawing kissing shots.
The one where the guy fucks Rumia in her sleep imo is the best, but this one rocks too.
Asher Reed
Link to the Rumia one?
Owen Kelly
This one.
exhentai.org
Noah Gutierrez
>innocent
>Making some innocent girl traumatized
Joshua Bailey
You can do a 1CC! Just do your best!
Angel Davis
>this guy
Artist is a girl, married one, with a daughter.
Leo Lewis
I'd say Flan is mid-tier as far as Extra bosses go. Some pretty bullshit spells, and it's a hard fight for sure, but there are a couple of freebie ones if you know how to do it. Simply do your best on the Stage portion and bomb a bunch of spells if you're really that scared for some of them. Maze of Love is absolutely bullshit so I don't blame you there at least.
Carter Harris
Post more, preferably no loli.
Hunter Watson
I always thought the art style was pretty girly. Bless her and her Alice(both) stuff.
Ryder Martinez
Saki is one of the easiest extras in the series.
Like said, most would rate Flan as Low-Mid to Mid as far as difficulty goes.
Angel Jackson
She's a vampire. She's dead and doesn't have biological functions so she doesn't even sweat or poop. Her flesh is necrotic to other living organisms so bacteria won't even touch her.
If she were real, she'd just smell like dust or just whatever environment she'd been in. Or probably like blood if she's feed recently.
Alexander Phillips
Honestly MoL is one of her more consistent cards when you get the timing down. Don't fall for the "just sit under her and dodge" meme, it's more consistent to do it as intended.
Elijah Sullivan
bros...
Daniel Sanchez
People call him a sellout who does seasonal stuff but he never caved in and did a Touhou doujin
Bentley Kelly
That's a good feeling!
Jose Gray
Goddamn I would lick those legs all the way up and then kiss her cunny 495 times.
Jordan Torres
Reminder there are people younger than EoSD posting on this board right fucking now
Henry Allen
Is touhou sky arena for switch a good game?
Chase Hernandez
will this thread make it until the most exciting time of the day?
David Scott
>yokai
Asher Cox
No. Probably the worst 2hu licensed physical game you can buy.
Idk about the Switch, but you can get some of the good fangames on Steam
Nolan Murphy
hnf
Ayden Sullivan
I can't wait until VR and dildonics advance to the point where we can simulate raping 2hus after beating them
Juan Long
it's pretty easy as far as extras go
Robert Turner
>Rape
You mean tenderly love after a hard day of work, right?
Camden Thompson
once they lose to the cock after the initial rape sure
Jason Ward
>physical game
Sky arena is digital only, you must be mistaking it with another game.
Isaac Carter
no I mean holding her down by her throat after our fight, injecting a little special something from Eirin into my massive futa cock, and releasing my final word 「Eternal Coom」 into her for years
Aiden Diaz
>for years
I don't get it. How do you even survive? Do you just stay there cooming in a static position all the time?
Julian Foster
He's enlightened
Jack Young
With a boner
Oliver Green
I liked how the males in this were literally the virgin and the chad.
Christian Moore
I don't know anything about Touhou lore. On a scale from Human to Cirno, how strong is Flandre and Remilia's power level compared to other Touhous anyway?
Jose Allen
I just wanna nuke japan sometimes.
Joseph Morales
They are top tier.
Evan Morales
>Remilia
Pretty high tier. Her innate powers (if they even exist) are nothing special, but she has absurd physical attributes (immensely strong, stupid fast, powerful magic, and absurd regeneration), she isn't the strongest in any of those categories but as a vampire she has a combination of all 4 that no other youkai shares. She only really drops off when compared to absolute powerhouses like Suika, Yuyuko or Yukari, not to mention the real top tiers like Eiki or Hecatia. Also worth noting that she has an assload of weaknesses that are easy to exploit.
>Flandre
Hard to place. Her power has no defined limits and was fast enough to catch a meteor before it struck the mansion, so she's stupid fast to the draw, but her lack of experience would suggest that she should be weaker and slower than her sister physically. Still, the ability to hakai pretty much anything alone puts her as being pretty damn strong.
tl;dr impossible to say for sure due to the nature of Touhou but they're pretty big deals.
Ayden Lewis
Have Remilia and Flandre ever actually interacted in canon? Does Remilia even know she has a sister?
David Foster
Aside from literally teaming up in VD?
They have dialogue with each other in BAiJR. The issue is that ZUN seems to hate using Flandre for anything so she barely has speaking roles in period. Literally just BAiJR and her original EoSD appearance, as I recall.
Camden Campbell
Yes. Their relationship is pretty "sister-y"
Jaxson Foster
Thanks for the info. Have a Cirno
Nolan Ortiz
Thanks. I haven't played VD yet, but I did read BAiJR so I have no excuse for forgetting that.
Bentley Hill
Touhou threads are the only enjoyable threads on this board
Logan Bell
That's pretty much exactly how some siblings behave though.
t. someone with two brothers and one sister
Zachary Foster
Flandre's special ability is literally to one shot anything if she wants. That's literally why from a lore, plot and meta reason she has to be confined to the basement. Remilla's special ability is more oblique; if she's even telling the truth about it.
Jose Allen
Ah, you should give VD a shot, it's a fun short game.
>tfw playing through blind and suddenly run into Flandre again, after thinking for so long that we'd never see her again.
Henry White
>waifufagging image dump thread #162
Meh.
Levi Cruz
That's a smug Flan if i've ever seen one
Noah Cook
Depends on the thread.
This one started really awful but now that the ironic weebery is done it's pretty comfy.
Blake Walker
Barring that, they’re more laid back and not full of narcissistic faggots grumbling about how much they hate everything, at least
Asher Lewis
No it's more dan dun dun dun dan dun dun dun dan dun dun dun dan dun duuuun dan dun dun dun dan dun dun dun dan dun dun dun dan dun duuuun
Isaiah Sullivan
Flandre can blow up anything just by "squeezing" it with an hand gesture
this is Aya interviewing her
Josiah Clark
Why does this loli have weird christmas ornament wings when her sister got normal bat ones?
Noah Price
cause they got cut off so she put on imitation wings
Nathaniel Allen
How'd your last run go user?
>Lunatic EoSD, Marisa B
>Died to Remi's last card
Luis Turner
Ripped them off in an autistic fit
Liam Sanders
It's hard to say for sure. Could just be personal preference, or it could be some weird physical defect that she has no control over.
Probably not though because, you know, regeneration and all that.
Sebastian Price
reminder flan is one of the few 2hus who canonically understands english
Robert Gomez
>fuck her
gladly
Carson Robinson
Died to Saki in 17 as Youmu Wolf
Just haven't gotten the reps in. Game is piss easy when collecting beasts
Gabriel Moore
Played Hard mode for the first time out of boredom (PCB); it's surprisingly fun: feels just like the good old times when I used to suck at ez modo
Eventually ended up using all continues and managed to capture many stage 5-6 spellcards, including the ones that I would normally bomb on normal 1cc
Jace Jackson
Well the piercings are probably blocking the patagium from regrowing
Brody Price
>Clownpiece
>Probably the entire SDM, but at the very least Remilia
Anyone else?
Alexander Parker
My body disintegrates, except for the coomstick, which continues pumping semen into her for eternity.
Jonathan Rodriguez
Most people theorize her sister cut them off to weaken her enough to imprison her.
John Lewis
marisa talks to flan in english in her extra scenario.
Elijah Lopez
>Most people theorize her sister cut them off to weaken her enough to imprison her.
Unlikely, considering Flandre stays imprisoned of her own volition.
Also that would be fucked up jesus christ user Remilia isn't a monster, you know?
Neat, just checked at yup, Marisa does indeed speak English to Flandre.
Now I know who I'll be hanging out with for sure if I ever get isekai'd to Gensokyo.
You know, in a way that doesn't end in being eaten by Youkai, anyway.
Bentley Flores
FUCK THE LUNAR CAPITAL
Adrian Sanchez
hands on both
Adam Barnes
>2huvania 3 never ever
why
Kevin Evans
Sanae, probably
Easton Cox
>power level discussion
dumb question
Elijah Fisher
Maybe, though it's hard to say.
She's more likely to speak it due to her exposure to the outside world and her education, but at the same time there's no solid proof that she actually does.
Michael Brooks
I'd hang out with these two sluts.
Parker King
Considering the average Engrish level in Japan, not really
Oliver Harris
Everyone knows Cirno's the strongest
Hunter Richardson
I'm sorry, but has Sanae even engaged in sexual intercourse? Oh, that's right. She hasn't even made contact with a man since she went to Gensokyo. Does not having a cliche tsundere personality make you a slut? Is that what you're saying? Because if you're saying that I can assure you that you're wrong. Sanae is a holy maiden now and she was been the purest maiden in the Touhou series for how long? Reimu is still a whore. Sanae is the best heroine in all of Gensokyo, she has the best design. Sanae almost won the popularity contest in 2012. Maybe you should shut the fuck up before you make retarded posts like this. You know why? Because you're going to be embarrassed when Sanae is proven a better touhou than any other in Gensokyo. Marisa tries to latch on to anyone who would have shown her some books or mushrooms. Are you retarded? Are you autistic? You are a fucking idiot and you should never make a post on this board again and I'm fucking serious. I almost have a feeling you're the only guy making all these anti-Sanae threads because you're a faggot hater who doesn't like a heroine because they're canonically pure. Fuck you, be good at something in YOUR life and then maybe try to troll these fucking idiots on the board, like I give a fuck. It's so easy to spot out your threads now, you're a retard. Always doing stupid shit like this. Why don't you try to be a good poster? Just for once? For once in your fucking life try not to make a post like this. That's just you, you're always right at getting it wrong. Fuck you. You are nothing.
Connor Cruz
That part where it becomes a maze was neat.
Carter Wright
I mean, her generation is already better at it than her parents.
Asher Butler
>and fuck her
Way ahead of you.
Levi Wilson
Sanae is a fucking dork who needs to go back to her corner full of books, stay there, and let the real miko of Gensokyo do her job. Who cares about that nerdy shit?
Michael Carter
>She hasn't even made contact with a man since she went to Gensokyo.
Rinnosuke though.
Jaxon Davis
Keyboard only, no hitbox patch, final destination
Nicholas Flores
Game?
Jonathan Gonzalez
...
Landon Bennett
Bad pasta.
Austin Peterson
Flandre is hard only because EoSD has no visible hitbox (unless you're a scrub who doesn't play the original version). Otherwise, the entire game is piss-easy until you hit Lunatic.
Eli White
>Open thread because lets see what touhoufags are up t-
>Ok nope no not going there they fuckin nuts
Mason Lewis
based
Brayden Cook
Eratohok
Zachary Phillips
Ran!
Juan Rodriguez
If Chen were my shikigami, things would be different around here.
Samuel Perry
How do I go to Gensokyo
Owen Thomas
who are you quoting?
Lincoln Ward
You know what to do
Luis Baker
one way tickets sold here
Aaron Adams
Junko did nothing wrong.
Ayden Butler
You are not worthy of Chen. Leave her alone.
Eli Cox
Eratohok is the war game one where you mainly rape and get raped. Wouldn't it be Eratohotw or whatever the fuck the last two letters are? That's the dating sim one.
Adam Walker
Chang'e Chang'e can't you see?
Lunarians and moon bunnies need to hang from trees
And I just love your hateful ways
I guess that's why your husband's dead and you're so gay
Jordan White
Not as dead as your son lmao
Jason Gutierrez
i want to give junko a big hug
James Walker
Come closer user, Junko's an old lady and didn't hear you correctly.
Jack Nelson
Got to Junko with three bombs, decided I was too good to use them, died to her first spell.
Noah Brooks
Nah man you’re thinking of “be boo boo bop boo boo bop
Elijah Nelson
sex with Junko while Ch*ng'e is forced to watch!
Benjamin Gomez
would mokou and junko get along? they both have a grudge against lunarians
Jaxson Wright
DEAD SON DEAD HUSBAND AND A FUCKING WIDOW BEING A BITCH
Ethan Edwards
That looks more like a deranged fury than a pure fury.
Logan Wright
Is Chang'e even immortal? If she survives long enough, the Lunar Capital is bound to crumble and get destroyed. Not really sure what the fuck she can do to murder Chang'e permanently, considering she's the 4th Houraijin.
Samuel Thomas
WHY IS MARISA SUCH A MIDGET
Hunter Ortiz
Nolan Evans
Literally impossible. I give up.
Jaxon Thompson
>Fuck her, fight, and fuck her.
Punctuated correctly. Don't make me do your english homework for you again.
Julian Roberts
She's a full-blooded Japanese woman.
Colton Kelly
Christopher Lee
So I can manhandle her
Matthew Richardson
Remi is a standard loli vampire. Cunning and ferocious, but not much else despite her chuuni claims to the contrary. Frandles can theoretically obliterate reality but nobody taught her math so she mostly humps teddy bears in a basement that smells of raw underage sex.
Levi Reed
Marisa stole my virginity...
Jeremiah Rodriguez
anti lunarian support group
Blake Butler
Marisa is just a head's length taller than a fairy, and fairies are fucking ankle biters.
Ryan Cooper
Lucas Gray
Why are you all so eager to hate and fight each other?
Why not get along and live a peaceful life, instead?
Oliver Price
From what I saw of this anime it's super gay. Can you play as a dude and fuck those frilly dress wearing chicks? What about space ships? Can you pilot space ships?
David Edwards
God I want to get drunk with her.
Nolan Taylor
>anime
This is what a 2hu canonically looks like.
Julian Morales
Ranposters best posters
Owen Watson
B8'd
Isaac Scott
DUDE OS
Jordan Cruz
She can't keep getting away with it!
Caleb Richardson
anything is possible in the world of fangames
Bentley Wilson
There is joy to be had in conflict. Clashing with each other, we get to know more about ourselves and the rest.
To try and live a life in idle peace is to be afraid of reaching out and seeing what is truly going on on the other side of the fence
Nicholas Baker
Marisa getting a little thicc
Parker Diaz
All looks the same to me.
Justin Sullivan
HOT DOG
Aaron Bennett
Marisa's an excellent cook, it can't be helped. She's the only reason Reimu doesn't starve to death.
Adrian Martinez
Anthony Green
I'm over 10 years on this image board now and I still don't get touhou autism.
Juan Sanchez
Reimu can always suck cocks for living
Dominic King
There are simpler, more enjoyable ways of getting to know people, other than fighting, you know...
Hot dog?
Brody Walker
It's eternal. I'm convinced that 10 years from now Touhou autism will still be there
Ayden Williams
Pretty sure it's just people who want to follow whatever the popular thing is.
Anthony Price
Try the games.
Hudson Brooks
Unless you line your erect cock up with 500 yen coins, you'd have to do all the thrusting (into her throat as she lies on a table like a dead fish).
Eli Carter
>2hu
>Popular
It's been reclining for a decade by now
Brody Fisher
>implying she doesn't
Hunter Reed
That could've been an adequate explanation during the peak of the Touhou boom, but it's been 11 fucking years since then.
Aaron Flores
>500 yen
sounds fine to me
Samuel Sullivan
>hot dog?
HOT DOG!
Angel Cooper
>his erect dick is one 500 yen coin long
What's it like having a clit-chode, user?
Connor Walker
How many yencoins for this service, and how much extra to cum inside?
Levi Brooks
>big 3
Were they though?
Thomas Brooks
Western or Eastern?
Western is largely due to the large amount of Eastern fan content. It has a million cute girls of all different shapes and sizes. That doesn't seem like a big deal but just look at gachashit, it really doesn't take anything more to make something popular.
Oh and the games are like ok too.
I don't think that would help at all. A poorly translated bullet hell doesn't really seem like the kind of thing to start a global autism sensation.
Mason Walker
HOT CAT
Luis Phillips
she killed millions
Christopher White
Idolm@ster's wakarimasenlol, Vocaloid's still as popular as ever, and Touhou's reclining.
Nolan King
I miss Miku being popular. What a waste
Aaron Stewart
Goddamnit footfag, take this and go make another coom
Gavin Evans
Hmmm, anyways, I gotta go to work.
Make sure to be kind to each other, and make the world a better place every day!
Landon Carter
Nathan Ward
nah it's too early
Carter Nelson
take care user!
Kevin Myers
being popular means nothing when you're so big and known that everyone is used to it
Matthew Powell
Based human bro
Parker Nelson
>2 frame loop
>a fucking pixel disappears from her foot
come the FUCK ON.
Leo Clark
Where hte FUCk are the rest of her arms
Tyler Stewart
Here bro
Brandon Edwards
Give. them BACK
Ayden Hill
she has t rex arms, please be nice to her
Adam Fisher
Yukari is probably an omniglot.
Ryder Ross
These pictures can never be sexy to me, all I can think of is how gross and lint-y that honey is gonna get 5 minutes into fucking.
Ian Powell
What's somehow even more disgusting and pathetic than a footfag?
Answer: A pedo footfag who delusions himself into thinking the child he wants to smell the feet of hasn't washed her feet for 500 years.
Jaxson Flores
>Clownpiece
Nah. Clownpiece could speak fluent Greek though, no doubt. She only dresses up in the Old Glory colors and design because it triggered Lunarians and because she likes it.
Nicholas Jackson
Miku's concerts are still selling out, and people are still giving her new songs to sings. Just because she doesn't appear in stupid memes anymore doesn't mean she's not popular.
John Gonzalez
The honey is there for you so you lick her clean lmao, who said anything about fucking
Jason Cooper
Remilia's clothes are distracting
Ryan Bell
Who would go for pusy when there's a perfectly good stack of pancakes right there?
Justin Russell
So you're going to fuck the pancakes?
Cooper Allen
Reimu would be offended if you didn't eat the pancakes. Just because she's giving herself a maple syrup bath in bed doesn't mean she wants you to lick and suck every inch of her body.
Austin Phillips
Don't say it like that!
Nolan Parker
I want flan chans soft loli hands to torture my shaft for days!
David Collins
Would it really be torture?
Gavin Brooks
No cumming you mutt!
Elijah Peterson
I used to play with the keyboard until my pinky started hurting because of the constant focusing, since I switched to controller I found out I like the control stick more
Owen Smith
>planned
Was this Remilia using her ability to make a meteor fall or something?
Oliver Harris
>Embodiment of the Scarlet Devil
what does zun mean by it
Xavier Smith
You're meant to use d-pad though
Eli Rodriguez
It's actually 'the Embodiment of Scarlet Devil'
tEoSD
Colton Thompson
Merry might.
Clownpiece is greek though, she wouldn't understand english, or at least she usually shouldn't but everyone speaks japanese when they're in Gensokyo anyway.
Ian Reed
>fuck her fight
agreed
>and fuck her
no thanks, I'd rather fuck the gate guard.
Gabriel Davis
I don't have controllers with accurate d-pads because nowadays nobody makes them for some reason
Cameron Morales
What's your opinion on Suika
Ethan Bailey
It has problems with wearing out eventually, but as far as readily buy-able controllers go the F310 has a good d-pad for this purpose and is only $20 or so. The sega saturn controller (be careful, it has to be the correct manufacture and not one of the cheap knockoffs) is legendary for having arguably the best d-pad for fighting games and shmups. Sadly it's rarity means it's almost impossible to get one anymore without paying a ridiculous price.
Jacob Murphy
How do I get into these games? like, what's a good one to start with and where can I purchase it
Christian Lopez
Start with EoSD, which is Touhou 6, the first Windows game. Just pirate from Moriya Shrine it like everyone else in the West did, and maybe buy one of the official releases on steam if you really want to support the developer. After EoSD, play the games in chronological order.
Jordan Torres
The worst oni.
Jose Kelly
>being the worst oni still makes her better than 75% of the 2hus
why are the oni so based, bros?
Colton Moore
Game when?
Carson Taylor
Thanks user
Hunter Jackson
The actual best oni is here.
But which of her forms is the bestest?
strawpoll.me
Daniel Thomas
What this user said, also remember to read the "manual" to learn more about the characters, and move on to Touhou 7 and so on once you get the feel that you can't beat a boss: usually it takes lots of practice to beat a game, and if you're new is better to practice over different games instead of replaying the same one over and over
Brayden Richardson
Jose Collins
>usually play Marisa B because I love the bomb
>get hard countered by Flan because the bomb is useless and the shots aren't homing
G-guess I need to use Reimu A...
Chase Jones
Can this mother fucker do SOMETHING ELSE it's always the same shit and dont get me wrong yes it's gotten me off the first 15 times but mother fucker variety is the spice of life and I'd like you to put some into it asanagi other wise why should I jerk it to anymore of your doujins if i can go to the other guys that offer more shit
Jackson Perry
Easton Martinez
Marisa still has an easier time dodging in EoSD, since this was before ZUN decided to give her a bigger hitbox.
Eli Hall
90% of artists have no originality whatsoever, user. Once they find their niche, they'll never step out of it.
Futa artists will always draw only futa, shota/loli artists will always draw only shota/loli, and so on.
Noah Howard
Skirt's too short
Robert Carter
What is unclear to you about "BULLET HELL"?
Evan Thomas
>Abgrund
Dylan Foster
>fanged noumena
What a weird choice.
Liam Cruz
It's worse for him cause like he could corner the market yeah he has same face but fuck his reactions and ahegao are good like fuck just expand your horizons only other one like that was gujira and hes done
Austin Richardson
This is unironically an example of the Dunning–Kruger effect. You're completely ignorant of bullet hell design, yet feel you have some profound insight about it all the same.
Luke Harris
@478428882
>platformers are the same as SHMUPs
Wew. No (you) for stupid anons like you.
Cameron Perez
True to some extent, ZUN actually makes the music first and then designs a stage around it
Dylan Lopez
half the spikes need to be randomly placed and the other half need to be chasing you to be accurate to the rin fight
Jordan Young
Have we ever seen him without any beer? And how is he still alive chugging these beers?
Nolan Wright
Why fuck her? Her fight isn't that hard compared to some boss fights in later games.
Logan Price
Shes a shit character
Logan Lewis
>And how is he still alive chugging these beers?
ZUN BAC is 100%. Any amount of alcohol he drinks at this point automatically gets transferred to his kids, so that they too may be blessed with his talent for music.
Luis Price
If you are struggling against her, i don't want you to go against Clownpie
Luke Long
I'm gonna say IT!
Connor Rogers
Clownpiece is not that bad if you use bombs
Thomas Scott
>it's not hard if you use the "press this to win" key
Jaxon Martinez
the hell she isn't, she has two survivals and her second spellcard eats through bombs due to having a billion health
she's the worst boss to use bombs on short of an extra boss
Jacob Watson
And even then he's still wrong. LoLK bosses have shitload of health so if bompspam Piece you don't have enough bombs for Junko.
Matthew Cruz
The clown wins either way
Leo Taylor
I would not recommend jumping between the games. I think they'll be more productive if they focus on one game, rather than think about whether they would do better if they found their 'ideal' touhou game. EoSD is a good start, though. If they practice and use their bombs, there is no boss (apart from maybe Flandre) that they won't be able to beat!
Good luck!
Brandon Wright
If my sister and I have a history, what makes you think I wouldn't a 400 yo old loli vampire?
Isaac Anderson
"Fuck her, fight and fuck her" or "Fuck her fight, and fuck her"?
Gavin Ward
In my experience jumping between games helped me to learn lots of stuff, for example LoLK encourages you to master all spellcards instead of bombspamming, and in DDC you focus on using the autocollect area, which will come in useful in a 1cc in EoSD or PCB
Focusing on specific boss and spellcards is something I usually do right before going for a serious attempt at 1cc
Ayden Myers
Go to bed, Flan.
Blake Hill
An Engrish to English translation would be something along the lines of The Devil who Embodied Scarlet. Something that sounds kinda like a mystery novel, which is where he was going with the whole U. N. Owen thing
Carter Long
>be me
>went to Japan for vacation
>has a very close online jap friend that I met when I was loitering around a guitar hero group
>we decided to meet up
>thought he's a guy
>short haired qt 9/10 appeared. Her name is Nao
>even though it's the first time meeting her irl, we hit off pretty well
>Nao talks to me about pretending to be a guy online
>she wanted to talk with someone about rock but she thinks people online wouldn't take her seriously because she's a girl
>she apologized
>"apology accepted but on one condition."
>says I wanna play guitar hero with you
>she laughed and agreed
>nicesmile.jpeg
>went to her apartment
>she hurriedly opened her ps4 and accessed guitar hero
>pretty high level
>plays
>mfw she lost
>mfw she turned off the game and started sulking
>started motivating her
>hey nao, you're a rockstar. get your game on, go, play
Justin Thompson
Austin Wilson
This was awful, never try to greentext again.
Ryder Allen
Jackson Butler
Luna Nights
Carson Hughes
cunny.
Hunter Butler
You deserve death for this post.
Oliver Williams
Puppet Dance Performance
Julian Brooks
>TFW i cant play the game because i like many 2hoes and can't choose just 1 for my starter
Owen Walker
Can someone explain me how the "clone" move of Parsee works?
Why does it sometimes shoot 1 billion balls and sometimes it just disappear? I don't get it
William Thompson
I'm working on 1cc'ing EoSD, but Sakuya's stage and Stage 6 screw me over
Parker Carter
I'll show you a true oni.
Joshua Martinez
One is a clone that shoots bullets the other one is real, duh.
William Adams
The clone shoots back when you accidentally hit her
Sebastian Butler
Takkoman!
Robert Taylor
Use use all your bombs: once you have 0 bombs you can focus on dodging, and you won't suffer morale damage when hit
Ayden Edwards
I'll try, I've been trying to dodge everything, but if I used more bombs, I would be more on the safe side.
Juan Jones
Unrelated question so back when around 2007-11 why are there many tf2×2hu fanarts and video what cause this to ?happen? and what your though about it
Joshua Richardson
Both of them where pretty creative fandoms at peak popularity. Also similar wackness and taking it easy might be the cause.
Isaiah Taylor
So what your though?
Jaxon Moore
Sandwich.
Luke Nelson
They are both focused on hats.
Chase Johnson
I LOOOOOOOOOOVE MY WIFE FLAN
Carson Brown
Clownpiece is not that bad if you purposely overheat your computer to decrease fps and slow down the game
I regret nothing
Ethan Peterson
I love her too, sexually
Jacob Ortiz
a lot of touhou threads lately on Yea Forums
nice
Jace Williams
The absolute madlad
Why didn't you try getting good first tho
Joshua Cruz
getting good takes time that I could invest in imperishable night instead
Ryan Morales
Cute gobbo with /aesthetic/ design
Hudson Lee
there was a shameless tumbler rip of a comic, that said something along the lines of "the games have a lot in common like hats, fun and memorable cast and only 1 gender in game" i did say that it was from tumbler
Sebastian Watson
G O B B O S
Elijah Rogers
Tyler Jones
>shoots back when you hit her
FUCK I'm retarded
Jeremiah Brown
RAN RAN RUUUU
Owen Baker
Does the safe spot for Satori's last spell in SA work in Normal too?
Anthony King
Which team are you using?
Isaac Hernandez
Sorry, Reimu A
Also I checked the wiki and apparently there's no safe spot. Rip.
And saw that Satori uses your partner' spells and so she uses different spells depending on your team, holy crap
Angel Barnes
Just Sanae has a safespot
Which is a shame, because that spell is pretty fun
Kevin Reyes
FUCK THE LUNARIANS
Cooper Rogers
This isn't /jp/ you piece of shit.
>We quote whatever we want.
Oliver Barnes
DFC
Ayden Brown
>Chineze
Good taste.
Aaron Butler
>Flandre
Pure
>Remilia
Absolutely asking for it
Austin Jackson
So fuck Flan and make Remi watch?
Ryder Jackson
literall who?
Parker Russell
Is that really lewd Flan poster around?
Eli Cooper
imagine losing to a little girl and getting bullied by her wouldn't that be funny haha
Dominic Cruz
>Junko is so mad that she turned back into pure virgin
Chase Long
Junko's simply doing what's right by protecting an unborn fetus from a psychotic child murderer.
Brody Bailey
I 1cc'd all the windows 2hu up to SA. I still can't beat Orina.
Christopher Hill
Reminder
Jose Howard
Aaron Reed
This is the last thing people gapped into Gensokyo by Yukari see before they die. Do you still want to go to Gensokyo?
Liam Morgan
It's all fun and games until you get a chunk taken out of you
Jonathan Stewart
James Rogers
>Tell her to eat you head first to make your death quick and painless.
>She goes for the wrong one.
Brody Torres
Older flandre made me rock hard and I hate it
Colton Long
yaju!
John Davis
They only switch position when you damage the real Parsee enough
Carter Garcia
Actually it's just on a timer
Hudson Powell
>wrong one
She knows what she's doing.
Colton Rodriguez
>CHOMP
Jordan Flores
I don’t eat tofu, much less play with it.
Ayden King
>A poorly translated bullet hell doesn't really seem like the kind of thing to start a global autism sensation.
What about one with bitchin' music
Alexander Jackson
I don't even know what a touhou or a danmaku is.
All I know about the game is that the porn is good.
Anyone have that gif of a horny looking reimu bouncing her tits?
Cameron Reyes
Play EoSD
Ryder Ross
Vampire lovers get the stake too.
Cameron Smith
I do.
Alexander Cook
i'll fuck her alright
Henry Thomas
Would you kindly post a link to it? I'm sure posting it in this thread would certainly not be advertiser friendly.
Caleb Anderson
fuck her cunny and fuck her
Caleb Moore
Touhou is the least notorious about this of the entire genre, not even LeLKek comes close to the average CAVE game
Luis Smith
in the ass ?
Benjamin Miller
So......
Noah Russell
Youmaen: The Magic Academy of Loli Succubi
Jonathan Long
You motherfucker.
Mason Cruz
God what a nightmare
Carter Stewart
I want to lick her wing crystals; I need to know what they taste like.
Gabriel Bell
Virtue of Wind God is the worst, it ruins everything.
Jace Wilson
Like glass
Jaxson Hall
They're a different taste of fruit lollipop each
Christian Cruz
Alright lunarians, redpill me on your race because i had no better to do in life.
William Foster
whew, good thing i'm indestructible
Joseph Morgan
They taste like hot lead, punk.
Joseph Parker
Lunarians are all fake and gay shit-eating assholes that need to fucking die. Fuck the moon and fuck moon """"""""""people.""""""""""
Christopher James
you'd think the orange ones would taste like oranges, but they actually have a lemon-lime taste
Liam Russell
Gunther please stop licking little vampire girls. It's unbecoming of a UNATCO field agent.
Landon Richardson
you've heard of elf on the shelf
now get ready for Jews on the Moon
Isaiah Kelly
Moon bad
Aaron Garcia
Lunarians are ancient humans who realized that they could become immortal if they avoided any and all impurity, so they decided "fuck this nasty ass earth" and moved to the moon. They also created youkai and sent them down to earth because fuck humanity.
They're basically space elves in terms of personality, haughty, arrogant, isolationist, racist, and stupidly powerful.
Carter Evans
They don't even have long, pointy, slutty ears so they're even worse than elves. Lunarians aren't even fit to be used as onaholes.
Leo Morales
fortnite
Levi Barnes
How interesting is that the moonrabbits also hates the lunarians, proves Reisen II that she flew away from the moon.
If the moonrabbits are in control of the capital, then we pretend all of shit that what happened in Lolk.
Then they announched Junko that they help her to kill Chang'e.
Then they asked instead of threading.
Then they are friendly already to the outsiders, imagine about the first man on the moon.
Then the only shit nation is America.
Then we didn't have doubts about a invasion.
Samuel Scott
>Humans are nice
Are humans nice to Seija?
Eli Diaz
No they are not, because Seija is a shit
Nolan Miller
You are shit.
Jeremiah Carter
Not as shit as Seija
Levi Gray
clownpiece is greek
Brody Price
Rude. Seija is so cute and adorable. I hope Furui puts his hands on her and works his magic.
Austin Wright
>her flesh is necrotic to m*rtals
cute. so is her feet stink
Aiden Morales
Clownpiece is shown writing a sign in English in the manga.
Mason Foster
Considering the Hecc is a(n appropriated) Wiccan goddess too, it's no wonder she knows English too.
Landon Robinson
please never force me to look at that thing ever again
Carson Reed
>wiccan
>who is hecate
Lucas Hill
>who is Hecate
>Hecate or Hekat was a popular chthonic goddess, possibly originating among the Carians of Anatolia; the region where most theophoric names invoking Hecate, such as Hecataeus or Hecatomnus, progenitor of Mausollus, are attested, and where Hecate remained a great goddess into historical times, at her unrivaled cult site in Lagina.
>While many researchers favor the idea that she has Anatolian origins, it has been argued that Hecate must have been a Greek goddess.
>The earliest inscription is found in late archaic Miletus, close to Caria, where Hecate is a protector of entrances.
>She has been associated with childbirth, nurturing the young, gates and walls, doorways, crossroads, magic, lunar lore, torches and dogs. In Ptolemaic Alexandria and elsewhere during the Hellenistic period, she appears as a three-faced goddess associated with ghosts, witchcraft and curses.
Since she was based on Hecate, hence her name, i though that this is needed.
Sorry if this is random.
Leo Scott
Neopaganism and Wicca a shit. Hecatia's way more than just a goddess of witchcraft, necromancy and the Moon (the third aspect syncretized with Artemis and a bunch of other sluts who don't matter now). She's a goddess of the home, of crossroads, protector of children and babies, miracle-granter and she who grants success in all things be they the matters of the gods or man. She is the guide of the dead and precedes and is preceded by Persephone on her bi-yearly trips to the court of Hades. The baying of dogs call out in the night in her presence and she is accompanied by torch-bearing lampads and black dogs. She is the titan daughter of Asteria and Perses, granted and assured power over the land, sea and air by both the titans and Zeus. She is often depicted as the right hand of Zeus on coinage and was even seated next to him in altars dedicated to the two in some temples before being replaced by Hera. She shares an unknown, special relationship with the King of the Olympians and has shrines in many, many temples throughout Greece, typically located near the gates, as her domain is the threshold. In her hands, she may hold a dagger, symbolic of life, snakes, showing her mastery over witchcraft, keys, as she is the lady of entrances and thresholds, or torches, as she guides those who travel past her shrines, those at a crossroads. She is a virginal goddess who took no groom, yet is mother to many as she is a caring motherly figure to those who assume priestly roles in service to Hecate, such as Medea.
Fuck you I've read way too much on Hecate and I can tell you more shit if you want because she's way too fascinating.
Charles Walker
I finally did it.
Luis Ramirez
>be sakuya
>slurp up the cum out of remilias holes
Julian Roberts
She learns from her mom
Samuel Rodriguez
Let's throw her in ocean. What's the worst thing that can happen?
Angel Cooper
Girls gotta eat
Elijah Fisher
Her feet stink will turn the ocean into a stinky green bubbling mess in 5 seconds.
RIP fish
Caleb Campbell
she has one of the best designs in japanese media
Colton Phillips
>be Sakuya
>gets hugs from Mei Ling
Jaxson Nguyen
Having trouble? I personally practice the spellcards with a slowed game with cheat engine until I can do them near flawless at normal speed.
Nathaniel Ward
Also, her shrines are typically located at crossroads all across Greece. Primarily, the seat of her worship in Greece would be the south-eastern parts of the region close to Anatolia, where cities like Lagina and many other places had many temples dedicated to her. At these temples, one could find foot imprints at several points, though no one really knows their purpose. Hecatia herself did not appear until after the Greek Dark Ages, which by then she was well established and was already the patron deity to Hesiod, who praised her name to a large extent in the Theogony. Hecatia herself was not typically depicted as being a tripartite goddess until later in antiquity when her statue was erected in the Temple to Artemis (or some shit I don't have my books on me).
Hecatia herself has many forms. She can be depicted as being a single individual, but she can be a tripartite goddess, one goddess in three bodies. She may have the head of a dog, a cow, a serpent, a horse, or a boar. She is the goddess of Skylla and the goddess whom practitioners of theurgy, one of the two major forms of Greek magic, would seek aid from. The Theurgists themselves would eventually become great contributors to the esoteric writings that form a bulk of the works of Gnosticism.
Jordan Cooper
Shes a silly-willy
Benjamin Lopez
In Gnosticism, Hecatia's domain is the Moon from which souls from the sun are imbued with essence and disseminated upon the Earth, granting life. Hecatia is the moon from which souls pour freely from her flesh and through her daemons travel freely between the sun and the earth, the incorporeal and the corporeal.
For the thousands of years she's been around, Hecatia has enjoyed and continued to fill a niche role in the guidance and practices of the arcane and magical. She is feared as a mother of the dark and horrible magics and monsters, but is a goddess who encompasses more than just that. Hecatia is love and you will all feel her loving embrace someday. Her favorite offerings are black female puppies. Be sure to kill one for her the next time you're at one of her shrines. She just loves puppies so much.
Dylan Gray
Have
Jack Gomez
But girls hate me
Easton Rivera
With the Japanese Raccoon?
Brayden Sanders
>less nsfw art of her
Zachary Howard
Forgive me, the music is absolutely fantastic, that is true.
Caleb Flores
>tanuki
>milf
>chill
Elijah Jones
oh my god
John Murphy
tna
David Gonzalez
Weird I'm pretty sure is
Ran ran ran ran ran rararan ran ran rarararan rararan ran ran ran ran ran ruuuuuuu
Nathan Campbell
It's always sad to see nice artist absolutely wasting their potential on a shit niche genre instead of doing shit from all over for sure. Sadly that's just how it goes, see .
Gabriel Perez
Gavin Walker
>artists shouldn't only draw what they like, everything is for economic gain no matter what
Jordan Edwards
Reminder that you shouldn't be posting here if you cannot name her without using google.
Luke Russell
Me on the right.
Bentley Hall
yes sir your wish is my command sir i dig my thights into the anime girls mouth u like it right there huh i hump the anime girl mouth she is spitting and coughing and crying that's a good girl shhhhhhhh slap her cheeks yum yum tears
Lucas Peterson
gook beer is basically water
Ryder Johnson
I never said artist can't draw what they like
All I'm saying is that I personally think It's a waste of talent using it on GARBAGE FETISHES THAT I DONT LIEK REEE, that's all.
Everyone has their own tastes, who woulda tunk etc.
Kevin Nelson
Less Popular Than Lions-hashi.
Connor Bell
YatsuhaNot-BenBenshi
Luke Ross
Two who
Nathan Garcia
I learned SA by watching videos of it over and over again. If you bomb during specific moments youll have a much easier time.
Julian Lewis
You can shame me all you want it won’t slow down the cops
Adrian Lopez
"All youkai is female and subsides on semen"
Keep repeating that and one day Gensokyo will be paradise for us all.
Tyler Morris
To right the countless wrongs of our days...
We shine this light of true redemption, that this place may become as paradise...
Oh, what a wonderful world such would be...
Brandon Adams
Prime 2hu
Connor Kelly
So what?
Sebastian Lewis
FUCK CHIRNO
David Sanchez
Satori.
Isaiah Allen
Why is she holding a vibrator?
Parker Perry
>SDMC
Sebastian James
It's Dr. Who's pen.
John Ross
Jack Gray
based
Gavin Brooks
What the fuck is Seija holding tho
Jacob Smith
If you had said that in 2007 I might've believed you, but you're sorely out of date.
Jaxson Walker
>made instrumental arrangement for group in high school to audition for concert
>put hours into transposing and handwriting notation because I was new to stuff like this
>members kept getting replaced/not showing up for practice/other preventable problems
>absolutely bomb the audition
Second most depressing thing to happen while in high school band after our director dropped One Winged Angel (which I had TWO SOLOS IN) from the concert because the flutes couldn't learn their part.
Lincoln Turner
A tea kettle and a Kamen Rider belt. Shit pops up in Gensokyo from time to time.
Liam Garcia
I wish I could hold Seija's hands
Easton Lewis
William Ortiz
Nah, not gonna fuck her.
because I’m already fucking Sakuya
Hunter Ramirez
Should have perform solo piano arranges dude.
Carter Cruz
Amen.
Sebastian Barnes
It tickles my heart seeing a shit meme MMD render I did years ago still get posted
Aaron Rodriguez
Alright Yea Forums, which?
Blake Rogers
It's one of the few pictures I keep of Flan because it's good despite Flan being a shit.
Brody Flores
subscribed
Oliver Wilson
That face reminds me a mmd that Reimu plays a instrument, while Sakuya plays a piano.
Kayden Miller
It's a parody of that gay video.
Jacob Baker
The one with six wings
Landon Garcia
cope
Nathan Sanchez
I'm pretty sure it's: Jugemu Jugemu Goko no Surikire Kaijarisuigyo no Suigyomatsu Unraimatsu Furaimatsu Ku Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yabura Koji no Bura Koji Paipo-paipo Paipo no Shuringan Shuringan no Gurindai Gurindai no Ponpokopi no Ponpokona no Chokyumei no Chosuke.
Carson Miller
Logan Morales
Brody Brown
My wife
Evan Rogers
your wife is my gf dude
Brandon Nguyen
My Crown Prince
Caleb Barnes
You must be mistaken, Marisa Kirisame is my wife.
I took her last name btw
Colton Taylor
please do not actually fuck the crazy 500 years old vampire
She's locked up in a basement for a reason
Kayden Allen
>HOOOLD MY BREATH AS I WISH FOR DEATH
Brody Bailey
She's there of her own free will, if I'm not misremembering
Charles Stewart
based Ronaldposter
Mason Powell
Your wife is my wife's paizuri slave dude
Isaiah Thomas
Saki please.
Jason Collins
It's ok, guys, I will soothe Flan, so that she can come out withour fear of destroying everything.
We will cuddle and hold hands for a while, and then I will and let her fall asleep on my lap while I pat her head.
Connor Hall
t.user's last words
Oliver Bell
You underestimate my skills
Adrian Turner
Ayden Fisher
Joseph Morales
Specificaly Faiz’s (555) belt.
Liam Bailey
Connor Morris
Jordan Nelson
Is this what Yea Forums has become?
Kayden Brooks
I bet the guy thought about the something
then his dick got bit off and he died in agony
Logan Garcia
Jackson Stewart
I use an Arcade Stick.
Julian Ross
Me on the left.
Hudson Kelly
"take a god damn picture, tell spike lee hes a god damn nigger"-shameimaru aya
Hudson Wright
>wake up
>see that
>wake up for real
Cameron Ross
Luke Evans
Don't wake up for real
Problem solved
Gabriel King
Wyatt Gomez
He IS a nigger
She ain't wrong
Brayden Thomas
It's not a game, because shitty platformers with weeb music aren't games.
Samuel Wilson
o-oh
Anthony Collins
This is weak bait but I choose to reply regardless.
Nolan Nguyen
post more
Jonathan Thompson
Chase Roberts
Gabriel Carter
Isaiah Ross
I-is it Futo time?
Oliver Wright
no
Cooper Johnson
I love her so much bros
William Cruz
Aw come on, don't be like that