What is the best wrestling game...

>WHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITEE PEEEEEEOPLEEE !!!!

>affection
>a man slapping another man's ass

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not that user, nor am I female or trans
Why DO they do this?

It's not a white people thing, it's a general athletics thing.

DAMN I should pick up athletics

Saturday night slam masters, also you're not confusing the first wacky wrestling game for ready 2 rumble are you?

Gosh, i wish that red guy were me

Because white people mainly Americans like slapping things with their hands.

God this thread is getting me horny. I had no idea Yea Forums was full of faggots like me

Probably one of the first Smackdown games.

no game after has come close

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Go ahead. Join a team of your chosen sport for the maximum odds of getting butt slapped if that's your only reason for getting into it.

Maybe wrestling

Very untrue. My time in America has taught me that Americans like their space.
Maybe people who know each other touch more than other places, but for the most part you don't touch people in America.

moar

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Thank you Todd! Very cool!

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God I want to have sex with a boy's butt

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god, i wish that were me

Games that let me wrestle a girl?

Stick around, you haven't seen anything

>Female
Gross. Get out

there is a simpsons wrestling game but flanders is completely broken, he gets one extra live per match and a thunder that perma stuns knocked out characters

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nice going, moot

thicc

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Because when you guys do it, it becomes a game of grab ass. When we do it, it's just an ass slap.

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I'm not gay but why men are so hot?

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>tfw gay hebephile/Ephebophile thats never been able to quench my deep seated lust
>whatever, work as a coach because my beard's son just joined the football team
>absolute torture, like being a starving man in a buffet told not to eat anything
>butt fuck it the internet isn't even a thing yet, and to stare from afar is better than to only imagine
>every afternoon the sweaty boys in their tight athletic gear, jumping up and down doing plyometric exercises
>every jump is like an angel's heartbeat as the asses jiggle and clap simultaneously
>makes a fella wanna just reach out an..
>oh shit assistant coach is asking me questions about the upcoming game
>slightly panic that he saw me literally drooling
>rush into gameplan
>mind focused on too many cheeks, the hand follows suit and loudly smacks the new lineman's fat ass
>after the echo there is dead silence from assistant coach, lineman, and entire field
>"What you fairies never had a good congratulatory ass slap?! Jones was a fucking WALL last game!"
>everyone just fucking rolls with it
>mfw

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Apu and Willie are OP too. Apu has a button mash rage, and Willie can drop unlimited rakes.

Why do black people stick their fingers inside though? No other race does this. Guess it makes sense since most gays are disproportionately black.

>pedophilia

yeah no.

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I'm just trying to theorize how it started, I'm basically an evolutionary psychologist

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It's physical contact with a man to show an intimate (though not inherently sexual) relatioship, and since it's a sports-related context it's not gay.
Except it totally is

This was me in high school except with my coach.

>Psychologist
I too have the ability to make up shit on the spot and call it a science.

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I can't decide what's gayer, this shit, or "professional" wrestling.

same, I spent like 3 years craving for his cock and ass

gas yourself, fucktard

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God Billy is such an inspiration to me.

i love wrestling!
youtube.com/watch?v=HdGmxi6Vox8

I've got a wrestling RPG for you right here, OP
youtube.com/watch?v=EdURw5MI5AY

Can't blame you
That sweet angel had great proportions.

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how is this gaming related?

video games are gay.

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Since these guys practicially fuck with clothes on, do you think it's natural or gay if they meet up to jerk each other off, feel each other's muscles, and maybe suck or fuck? I personally don't think so, as it seems like a natural progression; they're not necessarily attracted to each other as people. but as undeniable sexy meat. What do you guys think?

I think yes

you underestimate how horniness makes people retarded

fucking kill yourselves for not being normal human beings