Mr. Howard has arrived

YOU BUY SKYRIM
AND YOU BUY SKYRIM
AND YOU BUY SKYRIM
AND YOU BUY SKYRIM

based

>looks at his E3 conference lineup
“WHERE’S THE VIDEO GAMES!?”

>I WANNA GROW
>WHOA

We miss you.
We love you Todd.

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ain't got time

So I've heard you like your games simple and casual Todd. How about I give you a casual kick in your arse?

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Oh i know what you're sayin
NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME HERE

What the heck is this?

>what's that?
>it's a torrent, todd

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wish my dad was like this. mine just sold me beatings

>See that game over there?
>Is it Skyrim?
>It's a new Elder Scrolls
>so is it Skyrim?

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I'm playing ESO like a good boy, Todd.

You WHAT? ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR HORNY LITTLE ADOLESCENT MIND

>Hey man you ever feel like THIS

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Mr Howard could you please sit down?

BUY MY GAME, OR ELSE

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NEVER SHOULD HAVE PIRATED MY GAME

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Oh my Todd!
He's Todd!

DID HE NOT FIX BUUUUUGS
WHEN THEY WERE FOOOOOUND?

There goes Todd Howard, the biggest ASS that ever lived. Whatadouche hahahahaohohohohoho

YO BACK UP NOW AND GIVE A BROTHER ROOM

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I want you to take that back man

"Just gonna release some DLC. Maybe a bit more...probably even more than that."

Well I think you're a big boy

Oh my god
He's Todd

Uncle Phil, you've got to pirate that man's GAME

Greedy Todd Howard, Todd wants to empty the wallets, Fill our computers with Skyrim, and run a Skyrim making operation out his Skyrim

But Todd isnt that Skyrim?

I'm Ulfric Stormcloak.

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Phillip Banks, YOUUUU should pirate my game

MAN, YOU CAN DROP DEAD

[cheering audience]

Would you please sit down

just what the hell can you say about Todd Howard?

HEY
You don't talk to my wife like that

He was Todd Howard.

No honey they're all mods.

AND YOU BUY SKYRIM
AND YOU BUY SKYRIM
AND YOU BUY SKYRIM
AND YOU BUY SKYRIM
AND YOU BUY SKYRIM

HOW DO YOU KNOW WHERE I LIVE, TODD!?!?!?

>"Give me a sale, man"

You know I dont mind the yelling but does he has to SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILL

Hey! you don't talk to the future high king like that

See ... to me, Sovngarde has to be a cross between a reading an Elder Scroll and Skeevelilish. See, it's like, I can have blindness in one hand and a SWEET ROLL in the other!

What's a discount? What's a- what's a- what's a- discount?

All the time

>provacative images of argonian maids

WWWEEEWW

I treated that fanbase like it was my family!
Whether it was Skyrim or Fallout I was there for them!

MY TES
MY TEESSS
GIMME YO CASH GIMME YO CASH GIMME YO CASH

God I love Fesh pince posting

Yeah, Todd Howard. That's h-e-o-e-w-a-r-e-d, no e.

Carlton, man, I am not a SHILLER

Look at this funny little engine underneath the game. We call it Gamebryo.

Boy I hate New Vegas, it's a beautiful day yaay

I can't code

fucking KEK

>Yo yo yo, my brother Todd!
>Hey Luigi, would you buy Skyrim on Switch?
>NO!

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THE GAME CRASHED. TODD???!!!

YOU SHOULD HAVE PAID THE FINE!

ARGARGARGARGARGARG

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Give me the gun Carlton

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In a few years, a majority of the board population won't even know the lyrics to fresh prince

I have a confession I never played Skyrim...

I'll mod it later

>how come he dont want me?

Pete man I am not a KILLER

Good one

What the heck

>2011 was 12 years ago

that one was rough
took like a minute to go from sitcom jokes every 10 seconds to serious shit

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If only Todd would fix the bugs in the skyrim
How can he expect me to buyrim?

YOU TAKE THAT HORNY LITTLE ASS
AND YOU PLAY SKYRIM
AND YOU PLAY SKYRIM
AND YOU PLAY SKYRIM
AND YOU PLAY SKYRIM
AND YOU PLAY SKYRIM
AND YOU PLAY SKYRIM

...Ah

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youtube.com/watch?v=7X5LsbzGs-s

What do you say user? Why not W?

NUMBERS
NUMBERS
NUMBERS

You can stop making this shit thread.

This is a black thing isn't it?

THERE GOES ANONYMOUS
The biggest ASS that ever lived
What a douche HUHUHUHUHUH HUH

You will not speak of uncle Todd that way!
He may be an unreasonable manlet but he is your dev and you will show him some respect!

If only Todd would give us Skyrim for the poolhouse.

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WHEN A COUPLE OF STORMCLOAKS WHO WERE UP TO NO GOOD
STARTED MAKING TROUBLE AT THE BORDER CROSSING
I GOT IN 1 LITTLE AMBUSH AND GOT MYSELF CAUGHT
AND THE IMPERIALS SAID "WITH THE REST OF THESE REBELS HE GOES TO THE BLOCK"

man...
you can drop DEEEEEAAAAD

were there any other console games that had dlc sold on a separate disc?

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This is a redguard thing, isn't it?

Same with the dad scene.

Todd, you gotta fix those bugs today!

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Hey T, can you sell me a Skyrim?

What did you say?

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WHY-Y-Y-Y WHY YOU GOTTA SELL AT ME LIKE THAT? I was minding my own DAMN business eating some DAMN fruit

That sums up half the episodes.
It was weird for its time

The meme is dead! WILL!

Wow dude, fucking epic.

Nope, nope, no no nope.

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youtube.com/watch?v=4O9IFZjiIgk

what does he mean by..NOPE?

Fuck your Howard
Fuck you nigga!

youtube.com/watch?v=nnz1coCsbOs&list=PLfIprHqTj_FQFqIDfBvV8kW5MViL7oBkf&index=6

I dunno, with the dad scene you kinda see it coming. Like there was no way the episode was gonna end with Will’s dad sticking around or anything and you know some emotional shit was building up.

Carlton suddenly just deciding to pack Heat was just outta no where. Especially how sudden the transition was as well.

You played it. You played it and you played it.
Now I want you to plaaaaay it.

I did it.

Sex.

This is an elf thing isn't it

Your honor, I don't have a big BUG like my worthy adversary Todd Howard.
But what I do have IS THE TRURURURU

*Applause*

Do you have any idea how humiliating it is to have a son who doesn't own at least 5 copies of Skyrim?

I hope they pay me more than they pay you more than they pay Bethesda Softworks

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TODD, CUSTOMERS ARE GONNA FIND OUT WHAT WE DID

>Finish work thinking about Fesh Pince
>Come home and watch Fesh Pince
>Open Yea Forums
>See this thread

Love you fuckers

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AND YOU FIND SHAUN
AND YOU FIND SHAUN
AND YOU FIND SHAUN
AND YOU FIND SHAUN

How did it go down, Mr. user?

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WELL I THINK YOU'RE BEING REALLY UNREASONABLE

What, a new Dark Brotherhood hideout in the garage?

>ywn have a metro car gf

I could have a dragon soul in one hand and a BRER in the other

Well tough shit I don't care

There was this young boy in chess club right?

This is a ghoul thing, isn't it?

Look, i think I know a way to help Todd
We have to ATTACK him

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your welcome.
youtube.com/watch?v=EHjWieD29AM&list=PLfIprHqTj_FQFqIDfBvV8kW5MViL7oBkf&index=32

YOU'RE A PHONE

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Hey just cool it

I'm glad you Fus'd me that question.
Check it out:

TODD HOWARD COULD SELL SHIT IN A SEWER

I need to think a long, LONG time about just what I'm going to do to you.
In the middle of the night...

>What are you gonna do, Todd?

MuhuHAHA

Erections

Then he sold me Skyrim with his PENIS

I'd like to welcome you to the memorial for Todd Howard. Here to say some words on behalf of the departed is Todd Howard.

*Glares*
PHO-PHO-PHO

>with over 9000% of the gamers reporting, Fallout 76 has overwhelmingly dissapointed the gamers reporting

Todd, honey, what are you talking about? I'm not having an-

Todd.

WHAT THE HECK can you say about Todd?

And who the hell are you?

MEM

>bought Skyim three times
This is terrible. I'm retarded.

I
WANT
MY
MOM

It's like I can have a leg in one hand, and a SKYRIM in the other

*crash*
what is that?
>It's a bug.
>HUHeHUHehehehe
coding a bug what do you think you're doing-
>will you buy my game?
Todd are you out of your mind man-
>I'm gonna start making some sales.
*BLAM BLAM*
>You bought will.

are there any mods/packs for skyrim that make the character control better? i know it's vague, but think about the shift in agency when you got wings in terraria.

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FUCK BROS WHY CAN'T TODD BE MY DAD

Holy kek

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INSTALL MODS
INSTALL MODS
INSTALL MODS
INSTALL MODS
INSTALL MODS
INSTALL MODS

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>popeye noises
Oh my god that's funny

Okay, I laughed.

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>not keeping the hands going up back and forth at the end
YOU OWE ME

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See that dude over there? I think he's a TODD!

>purifiersdeath.png

BUY HIS GAME, WILL. ITS THE ONLY WAY.

lets get the hell outa here

>By Todd Howard
Howard wants to empty the Skyrims,
Fill our streets with Skyrims
And run a Skyrim-making operation out of his Skyrims...

There goes Todd Howard. The biggest liar who ever lived. What a douche.

You're right...

See this picture of Todd? This will help out alot.

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TODD?!

nahnah nuh nahnah
Y'see, to me, heaven's gotta be like, a cross between a
BoredNord video, and
>wrrrr-wruh-wruh
Venison westewish

Lucky for you, I’m a Todd lover

Watch me swooce right in

~tcl

>how come they don't want me?

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you wanna stop by the crib later and play some skyrim?
>I don't think-
look I get off at six.
>hehe... I don't think-
WHO CARES WHAT YOU THINK, YOU'RE NOT TODD HOWARD!

>Filename

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>That consoles not supposed to be here for you, it's supposed to be here for zelda

No offense, but you’ve gone insane, Todd.

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Buy Fallout 76 right now!

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>I'd like to welcome you to the memorial for Todd Howard. Saying a few words on behalf of the departed will be, Todd Howard.

What can you say about Todd Howard?
What the heck can you say about Todd Howard?
>leans on the Fallout IP
Okay, somebody bury this.
>starts humping its corpse to the tune of rhythmic laughter

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Mighty morphin cardboard rangers

Can you phrase that in the form of a youtube poop reference?

youtu.be/YS_gBVmaqYY

Let me tell you something about Skyrim
something about Skyrim

>son please play my game
>do you like it
>y-yes dad

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Get Pete some cookies

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Would you like a skyrim re-release sir?
uh-eh-oh-uheh-- only one, sir.

>IT IS THE FUTURE
>GIANT SPACE SCIENTISTS HAVE FOUND A CURE FOR JUNGLES
>BUT IT ONLY WORKS ONCE
>SO THEY USED IT ON CYRODIIL
>THEN SENT THE CURE BACK IN TIME
>(BECAUSE THEY HAVE A TIME MACHINE)

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How could todd be so cruelhouse

Thread theme

youtube.com/watch?v=YPN0qhSyWy8

If you climb any higher I'll crash

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No..this is thread theme
youtu.be/W5E2LrCIrO0

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WHAT?

Oh shit

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I couldn’t even bond with my dad if we tried.

This symbolism is easy to miss if you're a novice viewer. Each member of the Fesh Pince of Blair represents a food group. The classic example is Will representing the Fruit. He relates his illicit gay relationship with an older many, and famously states "he was minding his DAMN business eating some DAMN fruit".
The rest of the family is much easier to miss if one isn't paying attention. Uncle Phil is the carbohydrates, the basic foundation, the "bread"winner of the family - but also the source of fat. Hillary represents the meat: her legs and thighs are prominently on display, and Will's later monologue about Chicken and Winnigish only reinforces these themes. A leg in one hand indeed.

Ashley is the vegetables, never really seen; she has nothing to offer a carb and meat-based African-American patriarchal family. Viv is the spice, which encourages Uncle Phil's obesity.

And this brings us back to Carlton, the dairy. Why do you think his jokes are always so cheesy? His character is a representation of the most decadent, yet embarassing of the food groups, the desired yet forbidden.
When Carlton says "make me a sandwich", he doesn't want a sandwich - he wants to be made INTO one. Think back to the themes we just covered. That's right. "Make me a sandwich" is a euphenism for Carlton's repressed desires to have a threesome with Hillary and Uncle Phil. This forbidden marriage of meat, cheese, and bread can never truly exist, and so we come to the final actor, who so eloquently states: "No!"

What is Geoffrey, then? He is not a family member. So he represents the food group that is the lack of food - hunger and starvation. Hence his brief role as a waiter where he never gets to serve any food. "No!" is not just the rejection of Carlton's repressed sexual desires, it's also a commentary on the Malthusian struggle of man to feed himself in an entropic that would see him waste away. "Find Geoffrey, and find Geoffrey" - forever. That is the destiny of man.

What is she doing here?

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I bet he said it and continued playing Zelda behind his back.

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No, he got obsessed with TES lore and Skyrim modding. He talked about the lore and mods with Todd everyday at the dinner table. Might have gotten his hands on lovelabs too.

>Uncle Phil is the carbohydrates
MY FAMILY IS SLEEPING FOR FUCKS SAKE V

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I knew this was gonna happen.

Ah hahahaha haha, oooh hohoho ahaha.

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>scorefag

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ATTENTION MART MART CUSTOMERS

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m

MOUNTAINS MOUNTAINS MOUNTAINS

Does anyone know of a YouTube Poop from years ago that ends with Ganon singing The Cupcake Song? This video is my white whale.

No no I wanted akira howard

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Let's say you accidentally scream out FUS and they jumping all out the back of your

tfw he brings in his new best bud and apprentice

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Big, fat, 200 pound scaley BOOBS

How can he be so cruelhouse?

I bonded with my dad by fucking a chick on his grave

Man you could drop DEAAAAAAAAAAD

>Three years later

Pretty kitty who asked you, go get my dev kit.
*sound of silence plays as pretty kitty walks to the right*

Watergate was widely discussed too

It took me a moment to realise you weren't talking about the spiderman puddles.

DUM DUM DIDAY

And back for more FALLOUT
FALLOUT, yeeEEESSS, more FALLOUT YES!

WHEN SHAUN WAS A BABY, I WAS SCARED OF BABIES

would you make me a sweet roll

Hahaha...YES!

DIE!

>Die
>Not never should have come here

>not "never should of come here"

I saw Todd Howard at a grocery store in Lower Macungie Township yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, Oh, like you’re doing now?
I was taken aback, and all I could say was Huh? but he kept cutting me off and going huh? huh? huh? and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like Sir, you need to pay for those first. At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually to prevent any electrical infetterence, and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

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I may not have a big BUDGET like my worthy adversary Fallout 4, but what do I have, is REVIEW-VIEWS-VIEWS

They bought it again?

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>tried

Buy Fallout 76, all your frens are playing it.

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Traps are gay, so pull the fucking trigger already.

Look, I think I know a way to help Skyblivion

We need to HARASS HIM!

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All Dunmer please leave the store now

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Scientology got Todd Howard

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TURN IT UP TURN IT UP!!

Todd! I won't have you calling me names.

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I learned how to rerelease without them, and I got pretty good at it too, didn't I Uncle Phil?

AND YOU BUY SKYRIM
AND YOU BUY SKYRIM
AND YOU BUY SKYRIM

J-Just stay calm, Todd. I'm reaching for my wallet, okay? Don't do anything rash.

>See that game over there?
>Is it Skyrim?
>It's the new TES
>So is it skyrim?

>checks catalog to see if if threads been archived
>still here and rolling
is this the true power of fesh pince memes??

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Uh... a pizza hut in the garage?

HA HA HA! Oh i like that! you go FRRRRTH

How do I get Governor's Lightning?

LOOK
YOU BIG EARED FREERF

That's the power of ponies

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If someone were to go ahead and shop Todd's head on Jazz's face as he gets thrown out of the house by Uncle Phil, I'd die happy.

ARE OUT OF YOUR HORNY LITTLE DEGENERATE MINDS?

Honestly a pretty cool trick.

Well then user...do you like ponies?

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>Todd: Check it out,
CHECK IT OUT

Will - todd
Jazz - masuda

What the heck is this?

its fesh pince thread dad.

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FALLOUT is not a survival game!
FALLOUT is not an MMO!
>Look will you get off my back! YOU ARE NOT MY GAME DIRECTOR!
>Fallout was an RPG, I was scared of RPGs-
Look will you cut the crap alrARARARAAA

>Carlton sneaking down the stairs, skyrim in hand
>he's looking for the garbage can
>MGS music playing
>checks his corners, Todd no where in sight
>bee-lines to the kitchen
>Todd: GOTCHA
>OH MY GOD OHMY GOD!

>WHAT'S ON?
>Fallout 3, Your Nastiness!
>HOW MANY /10?
>3!
>Yeah that's right!
>[Might as well kick it!]

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wow mods arent faggots for once and allow fun

They're just sleeping

Nah they're just busy fucking ur mum LOL

HEY MAN YOU CAN DROP DEEEAAAAD

Hey Todd, did you bring in the reviewers yet?
>Noo-o-o-o-o-o
>I've been saving that, lest I get too giddy from rubbing my cock

why was the butler black?
how is that not racism?

>lore butchered and raped to death
>still an enjoyable game
>great nemesis mechanics
TALION, WHERE IS MY SHADOW OF MORDOR THREAD?

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they were all black. you've never seen fresh prince?

no honey.. they're all LOLS

Geoffrey was white, really white.

true oreo levels indeed

GOTCHA

How is a black butler racist?

NOW THIS A STORY ALL ABOUT this young dude from Pennsylvania
And he was the prettiest little boy you ever seen

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A BERB IN ONE HAND AND LEG IN THE OTHER

it's so buggy in here that the Uh-Huh girls went Ų̵̛̰͚̪̰̜̰͔̺̭̳̽̃̆̃̄̉͋̇́͠H̴̫̻̻͉̙͙̍͂̆̈́Ḩ̵̛̖̗̠̪̯͍̱̌͋͋̌̐̍̀̑͒̈́͜H̵̛͉̤̻̞̬̞͔͆̔̽̋̂̈͑̽̔̐̚͜ͅH̸͉̼̗̰̰̦͎͌̔̾̒͘ͅ ̸̡͎͇̜̃̌̑͑̈̊͑Ḩ̸͋Ȗ̶͉̠͍͇͇̜̳̻̫̼̗͙͉͖̜̎̂͆Ǔ̵̙̖̙̝̌̃́̌̓̀̀̾̚U̸̢̦̱̝̞͖̙͉̹͉̤̣͑̈̎̕Ŭ̴̝̺̇̽̓͝Ḩ̶̢̢̩̳̭̖͎̝̺̼̗́̏̏̎͜H̶̹̋̐̆́̈́͌̆̂͘̕H̸̛̟̣̼̮̭̦̱͓̱̘̤̊̈́̃̆̓͑̈͝H̴̨̧͚͕̗͈̯͙̖͋͗͊̄̇͜

Shut up, Todd.

We make fun of Todd alot, but honestly he makes the best games out of any western developer nowadays

Shut up Todd.

Shut up, Todd.

But it isn't Todd

OHMYGOD OHMYGOD
>runs away

I'm a BETHESDA MAN with a short BETHESDA MAN

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what games did you make

You have to be some kind of super homo to still like this faggot after Fallout 76

Todd is like the charming yet abusive boyfriend that chicks can't seem to cut away from their lives and move on, but instead turn back to him. We are the chicks in this case.
Dude has a Charisma of 100 or something.

youtube.com/watch?v=hFcLyDb6niA

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youtube.com/watch?v=7HwybLVRsQs

Ì think you're lying and you're a Short BOY

youtube.com/watch?v=qvJeATp31dw

>Linda Carter is taller than me
Nice.

So you're saying that Skyrim is like a cross between a Dikekike video and a Chicken'n'winnigish?

a

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Nobody calls me the S-word, ABLELFLEBLEBLEF
I put a lie on you.

>Geoffrey, get that nigger out of my house!

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Was Fresh Prince a good series?

It was.

James Avery was a gift

me and my dad are so alike in personality but so removed in interests
this makes for a very difficult relationship at times

Heaven has to be a cross between a Todd Howard game and chicken and winnegish

Yes.

yes, it still holds up

yes
there's some bad episodes and way too many clipshow episodes but it's pretty consistent

I'm the dude who pirated Skyrim.

You know, you really need a bug tester, Todd.

Todd?
Break out Elder Scrolls 6.

Whats a bug tester?

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I know I am Todd

Hello. Is President Trump there?

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Trump also made a cameo in an episode of the show.

youtube.com/watch?v=IKlGbZkPSKs&list=PLfIprHqTj_FQFqIDfBvV8kW5MViL7oBkf&index=2

Absolutely.
Except for the fifth season where they wasted many screentime for Will's bullshit romance.

Why does Fesh Pince and Toddposting work so well together?

THE THREAD'S DEAD
WILL

yes

youtube.com/watch?v=u_wcNmQ_hEk

fun+fun, it's simple math

CARLTON, MAN. I AM NOT A JANNY.

user, I AM NOT A JANNY

same here

I wish mine wasn't a borderline personality case. It sucks when your dad tries to sabotage your life on a psychological level every single day, it really does

>fesh pince threads are some of the best Yea Forums has to offer
>not even inherently video games
Really makes you think

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I'm gonna start making some moves.

You're bumped, thread.

It's dumb fun
Mind you, it's honest fun, not fun that's behind 50 layers of fucking irony

Because it's people referencing something they legitimately enjoy, and is obtuse enough for casual phone posters who only know wojak to not understand it or recognise it as people having fun that they can ruin

NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS

Todd I agree with you.

oh fuck I remember that one vid too, it was also great.
Where did the "dum dum daaay" song come from anyways

I'd like to welcome you to the memorial for Fesh Pince. Saying few words on behalf of the departed will be Todd's.

Carlton, what's that?
>it's a sage

And when people try to ruin it, we just respond with more fun like with

fesh pince memes are very powerful
youtube.com/watch?v=EHjWieD29AM&list=PLfIprHqTj_FQFqIDfBvV8kW5MViL7oBkf&index=32

What can you say about Fesh Pince?
It was Fesh Pince.
Alright somebody buy Skyrim

It's a known fact that the best threads on Yea Forums are the ones not at all about video games. Some of them are even better than the boards they're supposed to be on.

"Who cares what you think!? YOU ARE NOT MY MOTHER!"

fesh pince, and youtube poops in general, are like ingrained in my brain at this point

>ordering-out with a friend of mine
>"so, what do you want to eat?"
>"... sandwich?"
>"nooOooOOOooo"

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There goes TODD HOWARD... The biggest ASS that ever lived... what a douche

youtube.com/watch?v=xU_IHwzlA2M&list=PLfIprHqTj_FQFqIDfBvV8kW5MViL7oBkf&index=27

>game has plenty of lore for several worthwhile games
>series gets canceled before it gets to that point

My friend absolutely loves Fesh Pince 1
But doesn't like 2 as much

I had a friend in high school who I was like this with. We'd always give each other "the stare" whenever ANYTHING could reference a YTP that were memorable. That was 10 years ago though. So it was shit from like BoogityBoo, Kajet, GiganticProblem, and others that were active in that time period. I'd have to look at my subscription feed to get a good list but that's just wasting time.

Man, you got to kick your friend's BUTT

>Jeffrey... Would you buy my game?
>>Haha yes!.. DIE!!!

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See that bank? You can empty it, fill the streets with it and run a bank making operation out of it.

Do you know how humiliating it is. To have a fanbase?

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TODD HOWARD WON'T TALK TO ME?
WHY NOT

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>go to job interview
>declined in the first 10 minutes
How come they don't want me, man?

It's great. I miss James Avery.

in a nutshell

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I WANT YOUR RECEIPTS

What do you think?
youtube.com/watch?v=a4NCnH7RPZY

1. bad handshake
2. you didn't dress for the job you applied for
3. bootstraps untied
4. you didn't call after you sent your resume
5. you didn't physically visit after you called
6. you didn't beat the pavement and WORK for your damn job

How would Todd react if he walked in on his son jerking off to modded Skyrim?

Oh my God, he's God

Handshake and eye contact were off.

cool one senpai

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>Was taught how to do a good handshake way back in highschool
>No one has given me a good handshake back since

Hola ojoh derretíoh.

this. read the S.W.E.A.T pledge

>serious replies
I knew this was gonna happen. Oh ho ho...! A hahaha...
HAAH HAAH ;_;

But for real, it was an internal position that I was apparently underqualified for. All is well.

Absolutely based.

DID HE NOT MAKE MOOOOOONEY WHEN HIS GAME SOOOOOOOLD? DID HE NOT SHILL?

I MEAN
I MEAN
IMEAN
IMEAN

HE WAS A SOULLESS CORPORATE ENTITY BUT HE WAS ALSO CHICKEN AND WAFFLES

AND just who are you??

I’m the Todd

I'M A BLACK MAN WITH A SHORT FUUF

Do you think Fesh Pince x Randy would be good enough for the next time this thread happens?

>Sorry I'm late, gotta keep Borderlands meme-worthy, yknow what I'm sayin?

SNISKERBOBERTSON
SNISKERBOBERTSON
SEYEYYEYYYDADIIN

Who says we can't extend this to cliff bazinga

LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING ABOUT SKYRIM

Kino

Nevav nevav nevav! Nevav nevav nevav.

I really like that image

Something about Skyrim

>Damn, oh
>Damn, oh
>DAMN!

This is actually my favorite part, just because of that zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz *bird chirp* zzzzzzzzzzzzzz part. It makes me laugh without fail.

>fallout 4 was a bad ga-

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-me, you gamer.

He's not here for you, he's here for Geoffrey!

welcome to mart mart, the place place place

Swamp ass!

Get the bar soap! Get the enema hose!

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>fallout 4 was a bad ga-

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>Long story: I made him buy 7 copies with his own allowance.

I wouldn't say abusive, but his compulsive lying keeps killing the realtionship.

Yet we still take him back, that damn smile, those little lies

check out that figure from the overseer's window

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YOUR GRANDCHILDREN ARE GONNA NEED GRANDCHILDREN COPIES.

a wild sexy grunty appears!!

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I felt bad for laughing

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>get called to the overseer's office
>see this

what do?

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Unf, unf, unf! Grunt! Grunt like a piggy! Make me your master!

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Try having an hour long interview, only to be declined.

>comfy fesh pince thread
>devolves into waifufaggot shit
YOU SWINDLED ME

Ointments

Grunty's got a big fat Hat

>Four rounds of interviews, including one practical for "park ranger"
>Down to me and another guy, who was literally a park ranger
I aint even mad I haven't worked a day in my life in or on a park, I just worked on a family livery yard from like 6 to 20 and bluffed it like crazy
Still the craziest experience of my employed life. I applied for a giggle and nearly got a job I would no doubt basically be fired from in a month if I'd actually got it. After that I accepted job applications really are just a goddamn crapshoot.

YOU A BETTER DEV THAN ME
E
E
E

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i have had too many of those lately..
it hurts..

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Thats a woman

What's a woman?

You really need a woman G.
A woman G.
No E

not to mention sad interviews..
can we go back to comfy memes

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I LIKE TO WATCH GIRLS SLEEP

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Yes...
DIE

comfy memes...comfy memes
>bloody tears plays
youtube.com/watch?v=vjVnmBYJs8o

Me too! Save it, it’s all yours my friend :)

There's the FallOut 3 DLC and Dragon Age: Origins Awakening expansion.

Yeah, Todd Howard. That's H-E-O-W-E-A-R-E-D. No E. Hee hee hee hee... Uh, that was a joke, ma'am.

Did you play it?
I want you to play plaaaaay it

I used to really liked it but I recently tried to rewatch it and it really doesn't hold up well.
Will is just a fucking asshole the entire time and literally every other character is much more interesting than him.
Most episodes are also pretty formulaic but that's to be expected from a 90s sitcom.
Uncle Phil, Carlton and Ashley are all really entertaining throughout though

MAN, YOU CAN DROP DEEEEAAAAAD

WHY YOU ALL MEMING AT ME
I WAS MINDING MY OWN DAMN FRUIT

I'm gonna start making some bugs

Oh my god, he's Todd

>THREE RE-RELEASES LATER

DO YOU KNOW HOW LIT AF IT IS TO HAVE A FRANCHISE THAT IS QUENTIN TARANTINO-ISH

You played it. You played it and you played it.

Hey Skyrim, your bug is showing.

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The game's dead, PETE!

And right next to him lived this filthy mcrotten dude
And he wanted his company
So the nasty dude was gonna get on right?
The young boy said "no. You can be my VP."
So the nasty snatched off into his ass and came out his dick, and do you know why?
Cause the nasty dude had TOO MANY STOCKS

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Would you like to climb that Mountain?

Yes No

LET ME CLIMB THAT MOUNTAIN TODD
IM TIRED OF A RAMP TODD
LET ME FUCKING CLIMB IT YOU FAGGOT

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The thread is dying.
I think we better think of something

Thinking of something

Good thinking

This thread is wonderful

Steven and Chris-chan and Satan and mustard and the Stevens

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And I think we better think of something

I’ve got bad news everyone
I’m Todd

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Art Director
Todd Howard

This is completely unacceptable.

>Are you winning, son?

>Degenerate.

I still won't buy another game he's attached to, but somehow I'm really glad the memes are how they are and he's generally liked. At least while he was lying through his teeth he wasn't shitting up the internet like Randy Pitchford. Posting about his height, BUY MY GAME, to me that's basically the bane meme of Yea Forums. He's a little guy, you own skyrim don't you?

We've almost reached a non-sticky 24 hour thread on one of the fastest boards on Yea Forums

No... THIS is the thread theme
youtu.be/PAI2FF7I6jk

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Fucking kek

Get away from him man

>Wow Dad this game is fun!
>Yeah haha, that'll be sixty bucks by the way. Get it to me by the end of the week.

Yeah for some reason there's this feeling that even if you know Todd is an outright corporate liar and sellout he's still trying to improve the games or that he was an introvert too, I think that's where this mentality of the battered wife comes from in the fanbase

That's E-P-E-I-E-C
No E

Has anyone edited these two videos into one video yet

You know, I was thinking of doing that but figured it's useless because the 2nd one is always recommended after the first.

Sometimes Yea Forums is still alright

You really need a female companion T

todd is a fucking bro

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>you know what son, I got a great game for you
>what is it dad?
>it's called skyrim, and your old man made it
>wow, that's awesome dad!
>yes it is son
>alright, that will be $50

Yoo-hoo, developer?
Die.

Even if bethesda never makes a playable game again we will always have skyrim mods

youtube.com/watch?v=5y9rxILQxks
youtube.com/watch?v=58v_EQsrJRE
and here's a reupload of the YTP, we all might wanna download it for when next the copyright vampires find it

Do you have autism?

That was pretty much the whole show.

Not again Todd

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>And when people point out these spam threads aren't video game related, we just act like children parroting the funny video we saw online.

>games are as important as politics
Fucking delusional zoomer. Nothing is more important than politics

>most of the threads are as game related as this one
You sell fish.

Reminder that he's a ponyfag

I’m sorry man. My dad was the same but after a long while we became pretty close; took years of us fighting each other tho and that shit was draining

You think you're a better developer than me e e e?
You happee?

There’s probably somebody out there right now jerking off to this and related r34 of it

Red Dead Undead Nightmare

Shit, care to remind me the source on this one.

It's literally one of the few sitcoms where everyone is a 10/10 character. Except maybe Ashley since she's kind of generic.

For four years I treated that boy like my own son. Whatever he needed whether it was a fifth port of Skyrim or console to play it, I was there to sell it to him.

The Halo 2 multiplayer map pack

Why you all keep harassing meee??
I was mindin my DAMN business playin my DAMN game

youtu.be/rcPI8oUeVS8

>You love me!

This thread is almost 24 hours old, how is that even possible

>"Make me a sandwich" is a euphenism for Carlton's repressed desires to have a threesome with Hillary and Uncle Phil.
Damn it. That got me.

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Of course it was krobo too

user, do you like ponies?

Its like, i could have your game in one hand, and a brerb in the other

Oh I get it
>16x the detail
Based Fresh Prince poster