He doesn't main based Mothman

B A T S Q U A T C H

>no flatwoods monster
couldnt they get the rights

it's worth it because you cannot lose due to a bad matchup.

My main won't be in until the UK DLC is out, so I just hit random for most matches.

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I prefer the other cryptids

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who would want to main a dude in a suit when you could be THUNDERBIRD?

Mothman literally has no bad matchups. He's luck-based, remember?

Where's the Piasa Bird? Or is that not a cryptid?

>a fucking octopus
Is Oklahoma even trying?

Clearly saving it for DLC, those greedy fucks.

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>doesn't list standing bear

Shit hes creepy as fuck.
apparently hes smart and will match your foot steps, so when you stop you can't hear him. He encircles camps looking for blind spots and is clever as fuck. He doesn't even attack at night he goes for picnickers in the national parks.

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Mimal when?

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tfw i'll never tap that.

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for me, its EL CUERO

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The Devs are making too many water-based classes. Nessie clones are already pushed, we don't need five other copycats with """""different playstyles""""" clogging pubs.

two of them are literally just wolves

God why are they so hot...

It wouldn't surprise me if wisconsin is of monsters. the state feels cursed in general.

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Outclassed by the Yeti

>They're all just big black dogs
Every state feels cursed when you think about it hard enough.

why is la creatura... in mexico and not california

>making anyone but Dogman
>doesn't want to be an 8-12 foot tall wall of muscle capable of keeping pave with cars, obscene strength and agility, razor sharp claws, and roars so deep they fuck with people's sense of awareness

Shiggy diggy

Nessies are the Fire Emblem Smash characters of Cryptids.

>skinwalkers are harmless
I fucking see you.

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>Every state feels cursed when you think about it hard enough.

eh I dunno we get like -50 winters and go from 100s to snow within the same week of summer.

The north feels like the mariana trench. As a hick myself, those people are beyond savages, and the land is untamed forests.

Its no wonder so many crazies came from here.

HMMMMMMM?

I just got sick of all the Nessie echo fighters.

8 feet sounds more realistic. Any higher and it becomes comical.

You basically just described Minnesota too.

>Sentient fungi penis
Elaborate.

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>she will never tie me over her cauldron and milk my cock with her tits over and over until my very soul drips out, keeping my still-living body as a fuck-pet
Why even live?

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MOTHMAN IS AN UGLY BITCH, HEE HO

oh no they're spreading.

Wendibros reporting in

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How come there are these loch ness type of sightings all around the world, but not a single body has ever been found?

>dumb hick sees a couple of sticks and maybe a mound of dirt in a lake
>"HOLY FUCK DAT DEM DERE BE A MONSTER IN DEM WATERS"

fuck that one up, here is the complete /x/ cryptoid tier list

C class
Vampires
Rockmen
Ghost girls

B class
Nephelim
Giants
Iraqui Giants
The Arianni
Aetherians
Sea people
Indian blue dogs
Sewer trolls
Highway trolls
Antarctic Werewolves
Yantic river dwarves
New Delhi monkeyman
Skinwalkers/Goatmen
Wetiko/Wendingo
“Stick Indians”
Sentient fungi penis
Demolition elves
Penny goblins (Southside leprechauns)

A class
Time goblins (DO NOT RESEARCH)
Assyrian tigers (never went extinct)
Trilobites (never went extinct)
Protodites
Neo dinosaurs
Dogboy Arkansas
Haggard’s living mummy
Cotton Hollow giant
Cameraheads
The grey gobling of King Charles XII
Irish Rock mothers
Manatee-human subspecies
Sentient clouds
Parasitic rain clouds
Dead sirens
Digital molluscs
The Tuvalu fishman

S class
Oil pit squid
Entities born from hurricane forces
Venezuelan kissing rhinos
Door dogs
Concrete people of Collaguast
Inverted humans
Hostile plants
Atmospheric life forms
Smart dust Area 51 ant colonies
CIA-trained assassination bees
Machine Smurfs
Sentient Dark Matter
Children born with wooden teeth
Genetically modified rocks
Caspian sea deepwater jews
Organic black helicopters
Animal/plant hybrids

lmao i dont know

what do crazy attention whores do now that ubiquitous cameras have made it obvious that there are no monsters, aliens, ghosts, etc?

Wasn't the chupacabra discovered to be real or something

>not going for the ultimate DEX glass cannon fresno nightcrawler meta

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You are fucking retarded. The yeti is just another bigfoot clone, which are almost as bad as the nessie clones in terms of how many there are, but pushed over the brink in terms of pure shit by the fact that their playstyles are all EXACTLY THE SAME. No one fucking cares that you're big and have a bunch of HP and maybe throw rocks from time to time, we want a class that actually does something else, and that's where the Wendigo delivers. It's a classic stealth class that's pushed as fuck, being almost undetectable in stealth mode (appearing in peripherals only is one of the coolest game design choices I've seen btw), and flight is one of the most powerful abilities in the game, despite the downside of "air-running" being kind of trash compared to wings. Last of all, the sanity mechanic both fits perfectly with the character and provides a powerful yet interesting alternative to classic Mongolian Death Worm-style takedowns, something which your bitchass Yeti will never have.

Faggot.

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Because like everything else it's fake and gay. We live in a cursed reality where we don't get to have fun things like cryptids.

The same fucking thing, stupid.

>Inverted humans
trannies?

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If you can't find a cryptid, you become the cryptid

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What the fuck is a door dog?

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Are lake monsters the anime swordsman of cryptids?

If they're non-white and or women, fake a hate crime.

da fuq? i didnt want to post that

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i would bully people like this if I was a ghost.

I was going to make this very same post

It was an owl.

>swamp ape
>just a huge fucking orangutan that smells like shit

absolute chad

>ring is prime cryptid material now

fuck thats good

Nah, aliens are real but 99% of footage and stories are fake. There's maybe a couple that are real.

stilts

I'm pretty spooked guys.

Giant pain in the ass.

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For me, it's Flatwoods

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post more webms

>Time goblins (DO NOT RESEARCH)
You know the parenthesis is only going to make people more likely to look it up right?

A subspecies of updog.

>No hodag
It's shit

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I've seen shit I can't explain myself, though I don't believe in aliens. Was looking up at the sky late at night, saw a bizarre moving object far up in the sky, told my mother to come outside. It then started moving back in forth pretty quickly, and took off at supersonic speed instantly. Either was from the military or who knows what the fuck.

The only good part of Nioh was fighting the youkais. Shame they played so little role in the game.

This is a hero not a cryptid

here is the leaked item list, from /x/ with love

-Artefacts
Cursed VGA cables
Lost 4th Matrix movie
Buried country songs from Norway
Prototype Bud Light
Reserved homeless chocolate
Victorian era alien lampshades
Drain cleaner narcotic
Pregnancy baskets
Dyaltov Passes
True Dowsig (can track virgins)
Booya stones
Dragonfly enemas (DO NOT RESEARCH)
Universal cells
Broders engine
Abioggenic oil
Algal fuel
Lost watergate tapes
Red mercury
Cephalophore
Motorway cassette tapes
Illegal German ebooks
Poisonous snow(Artificial)
Inverted periodic table
WW2 Black Book
Franz Ferdinand’s will
Legal Narnia tapes
Banned Albums
The detroid alley tapes
Flatland Rover
Fossils vis plastica
Phantom submarines
S.S. Cotopaxy
S.S. Watertown
Froon and Kremers final photo
Hemi-sync manuals
Nazi bell
Plastic raindrops, 1965
Ural relief map
Abysall zone microplastics
Simonton’s pankakes
Roswell Fossils
Original Doll
Micro nukes
Sabinche Tomatovic tape
All-field radar trip-screens
Sexual assault missiles
Royal Rife machine (Universal microscope)
NSA Bellage Kill Lists
Tap water blacklist
French viper releases
Black Gu
Human cloaca
Autistic water
Homunculus recipies
The Grifter porn parody
Medival found footage
Lost Satellaview games
Half-matter
3rd hemisphere of the brain
Spider rock gold maps
Ko Hung’s flying car, 320AD
Utsuro bune
Torsion fields
Deep sea lab technology
Ambrosia
Verde Treasure
Codex gigas
New colors
Dream machine
Going into games machine
Jackson 5 Orbital Weapon Platforms
Indian solar gun
Black diamond docs (sangroelectricity)
McFly Code
AI in a box
Nebuchadnezzar’s chalice
Azathoth Alarm Clock
Satanic bricks
The Arabic Utensils
The formula for the Elixir of Life (Coca-cola has it)
Philosopher’s Stone
Tesseract
Cubed water
Monkey paw keys
Valley of the shadow of death recordings
Akashic records
Bigfoot condoms

>of cryptids
It isn't, it's just a native american legend and a creepy pasta celebrity, there is not a single case of a creature like that reported by anybody. It's the creepy equivalent of unicorns.

for me, its snek

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>Time goblins (DO NOT RESEARCH)
Why?

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Seriously, though, who do you guys main? Not counting Non-NA DLC characters like Mokele Mbembe, the most fun characters right now are Mothman and Wendigo, but all the faggots are running Nessie clones because they're good.

The fuck is batsquatch? I'm from Washington and we only ever talk about Sasquatch here, I've never even heard of batsquatch.

If you do goblins will come out of your clock and rape you in the ass.

you get put on the JIDF hitlist

So, what are they? I trust user and don't want to look it up, but you sound like you did already.

I'm from Washington and we never talk about anything because the sasquatch is fucking autistic.

Took me a minute

Well, I know what I'm doing tonight.

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Yeah it's just a sick hairless dog

>retarded
Just because you know it was a guy doing a crabwalk with a backwards mask doesn't make it less effective of a design.

I haven't i'm just pointing out that it's more likely for people to look it up by specifically told not to look that one up

>Bully
I imagine bullying isn't what any ghost is really doing. It's probably such a horrible frustrating existence. Basically you're just trapped and alone and it's just everything you can do interact with just alittle bit of the world but it just comes out as these erratic little impulses.

Stop posting DLC characters, faggot, not everyone has them yet.

Stop. You're gonna make me wanna look them up too.

I though it was a weather balloon!

cryptids everywhere

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>Autistic water

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-stages
Ranikot wall
Atlantean tunnels
Agharti/Agartha
Avian Atlantis
Amber room
Dark Kingdom park
Mowgli’s palace
McMarting tunnels
Bleeding House
Dolphin Square
Omphalos
Mel’s hole
Yonaguni monument
Skidmore, Missouri
Emerald island/Nimrod islands
Adrenochrome farms
Lake City
Antarctic bloodfalls
GWEN towers
Sajama lines
Dealy plaza masonic crypto-temple
Silent City, Alaska
Forest of lost children
Silenciosos zoneros
Lovelocke cave
American eugenics societies
Legal rape resorts
Antarctic facilities
Hoer-Verde
Dugway Proving Ground
Window areas
Red rooms
Ancient Iranian power grid
Second Israel
Shadow subways
The Systemspace Base
The Hidden Air Market L.A. Oil rigs
Napkin suffocation chambers
Chuck E. Cheese number stations
Boulevard 0188
Waterford snot geyser
Spiritual hospitals
De Lano Dolphin camps
Captivity suburbs
Vanishing lake, Hampshire
Dudleytown
Doveland, Wisconson
Sannikov land
Pelzer, South Carolina
Evils tower root system
Institute of neotic Scniences
CIA-manufactured Volcanoes
Sasquatch burial grounds
Abandoned mall catacombs
Small town in San Gabriel that believes it is 1962
San Marino soul gambling casinos
Iraqui stargates
Hinterkaifeck resort
Underground Elite kindergartens
Michigan Blue Hell
Tokyo tunnels
Kiyoaki tunnel
Réduit tunnels in Squitzerland
Chaos banks
Never open stores
World wraps
Roman empire of Bouvet Island
Yokai museums
Memphis tunnels
Hunted tokyo apartments
Everglades pyramid
Taured
Secret American state
Arizona 2
Island of california
The Great Whirlwind
Milking statues
Wasabi Footjob Facility
Odoyev-Kananga underground railroad
Fifth Floor at Citibank
The Knights Templar catacombs
Antarctic pyramids
Antarctic staircase
Gateways to Hell
Stairway to Hell, Staffordshire
Abysssal zone timegates
Library of Babel

Nice try when did you learn how to shitpost?

I live a half hour away from Turtle Lake. There are protected sturgeon swimming in the lake and the "monster" is very likely just a large sturgeon as they can live to be 80-150 years old.

If you're gonna do it, can you do it tomorrow instead? We might only end up with half as many cocks each if we both look them up tonight.

>Silent City, Alaska
Is this the one where the villagers disappeared?

For me it's the Fresno Nightcrawler

>sasquatch
>not in California
fuck OFF

>entities born from hurricane forces
youtu.be/zMvu5EF13xA

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Is the show good?

When i was a kid if fucking LOVED the dark crystal ill even watch it still every now and again.

I kind of want to try the show out but if its trash id rather live in ignorance

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>Mowgli's palace
>Creepypasta faggot

Yeah okay buddy

Me too

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So you saw a fucking space/airship doing the infuckingpossible and you don't believe in aliens? What do you need? A tape of Donald Trump being anally probed by aliens while Hillary Clinton masturbates behind them and all TV channels endorse the video?

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What's this? I'm not big into /x/ shit.

why are frogs so fucking cute

>?!
>?
I love how just such a simple little addition conveys the idea of initial shock that quickly shifts into "no wait, what the fuck are these fat little snakes? What are they even about?
I'm surprised some amoral scientist or breeder hasn't just said "I'll make these real" yet. I'm sure a good chunk of people would pay good money for the horrible little abominations.

its just an /x/ dump buddy, it aint ALL true
let me give you my personal favorite though

Macdonalds’ secret menu for high volume customers
Secret ATM codes for free money
Orange police sirens/traffic lights
4 extra usable letters in the latin alphabet
Reverse scientific method
The real GTA SA
Habbo Hotel camps
Astrology-based encryption
Kulkul.wav
Spongebob Defection (Brazilian broadcast)
Blair witch 2 lost ARG
Malevolent seepage
Digital ghosts (ghost programming)
The original Sims in Utah
Secret Battlefield 4 Djiboutian genocide (DO NOT RESEARCH)
South American Gnome recordings
Hidden 2020 wikipedia articles
Hidden Windows Vista BSoD
Yea Forums in the 40’s
Google is alive since 2011
Atlantic Firewall
Kryptos solutions in Mac OS source code
Darkweb daycare
Sega saturn’s most sold software
Hitler’s lost vlog (DO NOT RESEARCH)
The real Polybius games
SCHNELLonline 14/???
Asemic writing
Planned extinction (triage)
“New world airport Commission”
“Brown note”
Cursed clickbait
Usenet rumor mills
3301337.cf
Unfavorable Semicircle
Black snake prophecy
RPG Insanity training
“EM effects on human body.zip”
1981 Dream Virus
ICBM black budgets
Martian Rover voice recordings
“GrayTown noise”
1890 US Census
Weaponized smallpox
Kenny Beach final recording
Eyes Wide Shut kidnapping ending

That just sounds cool
Those fish could actually become "Legendary" due to their age and size

Flatwood Monster but as a cute girl.

For me, it’s the Devil Dog

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I dunno, accepting that they're real means a lot of other questions I don't have answers to. Why haven't they killed us, or shown themselves openly, or why don't even even have up to date picture/videos of crashed vehicles?

Yeah, I get that, but what's the Flatwood Monster? I'm asking here because I want the Yea Forums explanation, not the google one.

>CIA-trained assassination bees
you know too much

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>He doesn't main the Loveland Frogmen

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>The real GTA SA
Please tell me this isn't some 2001 tier creepypasta

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Wendi-chan on Yea Forums awawawawa

I'm 300% sure all of the cryptid dogs are just really sick or raggedy looking dogs that someone saw at night like 90 years ago and just said to themselves that it has to be a demon

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flatwoods_monster

half of these don't turn up shit, or do you expect me to use le epic onion browser

That's not the Yea Forums explanation, faggot.

Jackalopes get a lot more depressing once you find out what they actually are

it's from majoras mask xd please upvote

what the fuck do you want, the wikipedia article is what it is dipshit

Just a famous old school alien sighting.
Nips really seem to like him since it still pops up as a design in some games and shows.

>tfw Fallout 76 has cryptids but they're stuck in fucking Fallout 76

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its said that gta san andreas with all beta content and all myths/legends was bigger than GTAV, i believe personally, considering that spics and hues to this day still make content for it

Why are all of these "do not research?" Are you trying to say that the FBI will notice, or are the time goblins going to get me or some shit? Are you saying these are irl memetic hazards?

Bunch of people thought they saw an AYY in the woods when it was just an owl.

Frogman is cute

Do they have any cryptids past Mothman being a bunch of big moths?

i dont know mate, i got them from /x/
conspiracy theories have becomed their new SCP for them, las time i checked

It's even more annoying when it makes news cuz some fucking retard saw some rolling waves for the hundredth time.

Eh sure i'll take it

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The Yea Forums explanation is just calling you a transgender and complaining about the console manufacturer you don't like.

Thank you user, very cool.

I mean let's be real, if that stuff was actually true half the world would already be dead because people are stupid, and curious.

“Do not research” sounds a bit better than “Warning: Goblin Dicks Inbound”

>Organic black helicopters
Fucking raddest shit imaginable.

Just try with something that isn't google

I don't get it.
All you did was remove the image of one of them.

Spam Yea Forums

every country has a monster that theyre afraid of in their nation.

Why are there almost no games where you fight cryptid enemies

>can't hit thunderbird because he keeps flying everywhere
>devs keep buffing him

actually there is a theory about it already

>secret history theories
>Real humans died millenias ago

>not maining thunderbird

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>Louisiana
>No Loup Garou

>ctrl+F
>no Scape Ore Swamp Lizard Man

uhhh... do you guys even play video games?

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>Why haven't they killed us
Why should they? if they have the tech to do that shit we are as dangerous to them as a fucking earthworm
>or shown themselves openly,
Why should they? Does the entire Smithsonian travels to the fucking congo jungles to present their respects to a bunch of monkeys?
>or why don't even even have up to date picture/videos of crashed vehicles
Why would anybody not working in the military had that shit?

Yeah but what are they though?
I think it would be cool as shit to make people think that their country monster is coming for them or re-awakening

>weather channel

oh no you don't

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>No Hodag

SHIT MAP

>A day and age where you can easily upload your ideas and theories to the internet and still probably find a good chunk of people that will believe you or atleast find it interesting enough to keep egging you on.
I'm sure there are a few.
Isn't that basically what Control is?

Tell me about the Rockmen. Are they what I suspect?

I just checked out the videos and see nothing out of the ordinary, what's wrong with it?

Lmao you fucker

different weather channel my mistake.

>when it was just an owl.
Dude, occams razor, if half a dozen people describe seeing a nine foot tall monster with glowing eyes and smelling like sulphur while strange lights shine in the deep forest it can only be swamp gas.

maybe, there is more than one type, see irish rock mothers for example, or rock-iffed fetus syndrome

Sure. Bet almost all Slavs have nightmares about scary slavs

It's an Alien, it's in a few video games like Zelda

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MST3K Kaiju Rap. Not really a rap but a decent song.
If you like Jonah Ray its fine.

>American cryptid's
Konbanwa filthy gaijin

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jojo.fandom.com/wiki/Rock_Human

Figured it had something to do with the guys that have that bone disease

Wolfmen are the best cause I've seen one personally in some North GA woods

Ther are
Wendigos
Grafton monster
Flatwoods monster
Snallygasters
And sheepsquatch

Kowabunga to you too

why the fuck is every canadian cryptid just a loch ness monster ripoff

get it together canucks

Which one was the lil cave goblin? the one sableye is based on

>Pop a fire talisman or bomb
>Dab on it

t. The Flatwoods Monster

I drove through Oklahoma and it's the most fucking boring state I've ever seen in my life.

There is no cave goblins
Yet

Ozark Howler looks cute. He could be a pet.

Nioh 2 seems has a lot of them.

-Phenomena (natural and/or artificial)
Trepanation
Patterns manupulation
Forced soul removal
Oikeiosis (dasein’s teachings)
Fractalization
Artifice predance
Soft data catastrophe
Faces of belmez
The 8 Spiders
Disney cruise trafficking
Four humors
Fractalization
Mimetic desire/Scapegoat theory
Jackalope economy
“Animal tellurism”
Wreck of the Titan
Lifetide
“18 1/2 minute gap”
Fracking death
Collapse cults
Appendix decalcification
People of The Mount
Fish rain (and similar events)
De-evolution
Radical intestine reversal
Unedible arragements
Webcam radiation
Chick-Fil-A advertisements are real (DO NOT RESEARCH)
Natural park closures
Assasination trade
Calculators give you wrong answers
Ultrasound calcifies the pineal gland before birth
Videogame characters are sentient when not being played
Souls transplants
Solar orgy results
The brain continues working after death
The God Reverberation
Skeletal Convulsion Syndrome
Hungarian orgies (dipliomatic sexual dominance)
Astral sex tourism
Astral Racketeering
Elvarg encouner of 1977
Surgery runaways
Indonesian worm smuggling
Halistatt-Syndrome
Tapeworm worship
athering of the baker’s nustresses
The american flag is cursed
Fire is alive
Integral accident
Ganstar computer
God Worldwide
“Extreme Hounted house attractions”
Human intelligence comes from cannibalism
Roman metaphysics
Volcanoes=nuclear power
The M.A.S.H. prophecies
Airquakes/mistpooeffers
Increase of the Constants
The real speed of light (PROCEED WITH CAUTION)
Mathematically illiterate counter culture
Shaving foam consumption
The soul is not in the body
Stationary time travelers
Human consciousness based on gut bacteria
Dream advertising
Traffic Light (Hypnosis)
AZ ghost radio
school bus exit scanning
Cosmic family excommunication
Elite poker clubs
Reverse-mandela effect
Honey contains bee souls
Coin operated Glaciers
Third DNA base pair
S sided triangles
My red is not your red

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Reality simulation(s)
The eventual course (BEWARE OF FALSE PROPHETS)
Birdsong has secret messages
Schizophrenia is the manifestation of the new enlightenment
Potatoes and apples are the same
Secret cigarettes health benefits (good for afterlife)
World endings
Male chick holocaust and the god of male death.
The Perfect Paradox
Prolepsis
Moon is a gateway to another dimension
The Fundamental Leviathan
Space is submerged in water
Astral pedophile mafia
Continental drift caused by demons
The color pink isn’t real
98743
Birds can fly to space
Universal Vore Theory
Water is alive
The sky is beneath us
Books and painting are sentient
Reverse gnosticm
Facebook content moderator suicides
Hidden troquois radio stations of upstate new york
Meat recycle
Serbians turned to stone
Day the earth screamed
Crying walls
The Mastadon Effect
Slightly Cooked Garlic Events
Floor birth
Vanishing land(see 2003 Angola disappearnce)
Shared dreams
Year 2005 happened twice
Georgian kill switch
Timeline meetings
Nothing outside of your vision exists
Phantom personalities
Reverse triangulation
Pancake birthing procedures
All wishes come true

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I remember when I was little I was obsessed with cryptids and other mystery shit. Pretty sad they don't exist.
>no cryptids
>no aliens
At least there is BLOOP that is real

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Why is chupacabra in Mexico and not Puerto Rico? Why is it even on the map? I know the guy who invented it. It Alejandro arbonna’s uncle (ex-editor at Marvel and Valiant comics). This is a proven fact.

>the boy on the left

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How could I even be the Flatwoods monster? He doesn't exist and why would I even be browse Yea Forums in the first place?

>when you realize the bloop was just a brap from the earth and nothing more

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