>Referring to yourself as a "gamer" or others as "gamers"
>Calling yourself a "consumer" or crying about "consumer rights"
>Defending the honor of companies
>Buying games to "support the industry"
>Buying "indie" games, the video game equivalent of a microwaveable cheeseburger
>Not exclusively buying physical to get most of your money back on a shit game
Referring to yourself as a "gamer" or others as "gamers"
Samuel Thomas
Connor Johnson
Sneed
James Rivera
>saving photos of people vomiting to post on an anonymous imageboard
worse than anything else ITT
Easton Myers
this
Ryan Cox
>existing
>breathing
>having any opinions
Brody Sullivan
>Buying "indie" games, the video game equivalent of a microwaveable cheeseburger
Enjoy your unskippable ads.
Chase Smith
>blogging on 4channel
Blake Sanders
What?
Are you two brain damaged?
Jason Martin
You’re gonna carry that weight, gamer.
Ian Brooks
Nothing said so far was difficult to follow. Are you okay?
Tyler Smith
No one knows what the fuck you're on about.
Henry Lewis
>Calling everything you consume "content"
What the fuck is up with all of this soulless, impersonal language lately?
Same thing with "significant other"
Feels like robots are talking
Owen Long
let me help, your thread is trash.
Lucas Green
Shut the fuck up, you dumb ass little bitch nigger. I'll find your, carve out your heart, and eat it.
Cooper Howard
At least that felt like it came from some-ONE and not some-THING
Colton Diaz
The only thing I identify as is a 10/10 Chad pussy smasher.
Jason Perry
How does that explain either of the posts I quoted?
Asher Nguyen
Lincoln Carter
Toxic is another one
Landon Hughes
sad but true
Christian Evans
In the first world war, that condition was called shell shock. Simple, honest, direct language. Two syllables, shell shock. Almost sounds like the guns themselves. That was seventy years ago. Then a whole generation went by and the second world war came along and very same combat condition was called battle fatigue. Four syllables now. Takes a little longer to say. Doesn't seem to hurt as much. Fatigue is a nicer word than shock. Shell shock! Battle fatigue. Then we had the war in Korea, 1950. Madison avenue was riding high by that time, and the very same combat condition was called operational exhaustion. Hey, were up to eight syllables now! And the humanity has been squeezed completely out of the phrase. It's totally sterile now. Operational exhaustion. Sounds like something that might happen to your car. Then of course, came the war in Viet Nam, which has only been over for about sixteen or seventeen years, and thanks to the lies and deceits surrounding that war, I guess it's no surprise that the very same condition was called post-traumatic stress disorder. Still eight syllables, but we've added a hyphen! And the pain is completely buried under jargon.
Luke Gonzalez
Microwavable burgs are good, best cheap burgs are gas station cheese burgs, with or without toppings they're good shit
Elijah Parker
>Identifying as anything
>Locking yourself into the psychological equivalent of prison
NO LIMITS BECOME EVERYTHING.
William Johnson
So mald
Jackson Reed
Illuminated Carlin poster