I just want a cute girlfriend with similar interests and hobbies as me

I have one, what's keeping you?

Attached: 1551064675096.jpg (666x666, 376K)

I love Fuuka!!

Attached: Reassuring Fuuka.png (338x575, 259K)

normal girls are absolutely shallow and basic.
average looking is fine with me, and I have some issues as well.

>so I can have passionate conversations with her about our mutual interests and hobbies as well as participate in them together

eh? those people are called friends, user. GF and wife relationships are completely different. I recommend to have sex first.

why can't you be friends with your gf?
they are your girlFRIEND after all.

Women can't save you, user. If anything, they can make things much, much worse.

>make her like what you like

YEs

Attached: Robotnik pirates himself.jpg (207x204, 8K)

Girls are not great for gaming with. They get their feelings hurt easily and stuff

Remember guys, if you ever have an epiphany where you meet your female you from another dimesion then you should start hitting the gym and getting /fit/ otherwise your other female you will look fucking ugly and fat and even then you wont agree with yourself to have sex because you are a fucking faggot.

Any woman I find that shares my interests has massive psychological issues, ignores me, or is blocked by a language barrier (and even when I can talk, it goes back to the first two)
Plus they're so few and far between that it feels like its just not worth it and I should just try to find a normal woman, but then none of them feel interesting to me. I don't want sex and one night stands, I want a gf dammit

Attached: ATTENTION!.jpg (480x480, 30K)

getting fucked by chad you pathetic cuck.
your only hope is to pick up chads sloppy second.

Glad this thread is up so I can talk about this without getting b& for off-topic.

There's gotta be some fujoshit girl who would take a dude that pays his own bills, has his shit together, and would cook for her. On this board I mean. I hate dating apps and all my past relationships came from fucking Yea Forums. I hate /soc/ and /r9k/. Give me a vidya waifu now and I will only verbally abuse her when we're playing competitive multiplayer games and in no other scenarios, I promise! Also make her a weeb too, I've been getting into animu and mangoes more lately.

Attached: 1556956856449.jpg (600x397, 29K)

>artist draws a self-insert in a plethora of sexual situations

Had a great fap to that fat bitch ilustrations the other day.

I knew a fujo from Korea IRL in Japan and she was more focused on drawing than dating so idk how well the fujo meme works

Fujoshi might not have been the best term. I just meant a weeb chick.

There seems to be a high population of fujoshis that post here though

Attached: 1553757754449.png (520x549, 225K)

>all my past relationships came from fucking Yea Forums
This thread is probably gonna get snipped soon, but I still want to ask if you got any stories to tell, cuz this sounds interesting

The longest one lasted a few years and we met on /r9k/. It was doomed from the start but it was a lot of fun and I experienced a lot of new things as a result. Like how dating a borderline girl is like. Also got my first experience of a lot more deeper weeb stuff, like cosplay and conventions

>no real life skills that expects you to take care of them
So like all women?

Pathetic autists always act like they would like to be with someone like them, until they actually meet such a person. Then it never counts because their totally different and don't meet X imaginary standard.

>all my past relationships came from fucking Yea Forums
genuine question: how?
Like I can understand meeting on a different site but how can you even get to that level of closeness on an anonymous site?

Just go to a convention bro. Most women on Yea Forums hide the fact and the ones that don't get spammed with replies, so it's basically a 0% chance of finding anything on here. Although my only experience of Yea Forums girls is spamming my discord on /soc/ and /r9k/ and all of that never took off even though I met a few

Add someone on Skype (back when people still used it). Get into voice and video calls for weeks/months until you're e-dating and then you meet IRL.

I'm planning on going to the next con in my city but I'm pretty sure I'd just get ridden with my usual anxiety and leave right away. I fucking despise crowds and the smell of conventions makes my stomach curl

Attached: 1567737103156.png (1200x1200, 822K)

anal sex is not sex

Same bro

Attached: 1542917658791.png (723x1143, 317K)

I kinda wish I was dead sometimes, but the thought of what's on the other side seems worse, so I keep living, and playing video games.

I want a fat big titty gamer gf

Attached: 1550548848998.png (1528x2160, 121K)

that looks like a female version of zfg

I would accept an ugly girlfriend with similar interests and hobbies as me.

Id take an ugly girl that hates me just to not be alone.

Same, I’m ugly enough to be allowed unrealistic dreams.

Eh, I'd say it's more important to have someone that you just enjoy being around beyond just hobbies. Like someone really easy to talk to. What's the point of having a girl that you can first to 5 with in street fighter but cant hold up a decent convo on the reg

Attached: 1567958178748.jpg (668x836, 92K)

Amen.

Attached: 3UMVTsb.jpg (1280x985, 156K)

Do it like me.
Settle for a girl that is close to you in the attractiveness scale that has similar 9yet no the same) interests as me.
Turns out she was secretely god like in retro beat'em'ups. Better than expected!

I don't care about not having a GF, but I'd like to have a good long-time friend to play with. Can't even enjoy playing with other people online due to anxiety.

The theory is that if you can play gaems with them the conversation will flow anyways since you have similar hobbies.

I'll play vidya with you user. I'll work around your anxiety if you want! I can't promise we'll like the same things but I promise I'd be a consistent vidya friend.

agree

people get too obsessed with the idea of being in relationships and don't really think about what to do once they're in said relationships.

Sorry dude, even if you are serious, it wouldn't work. Trust issues and feelings of inadequacy and all that, y'know.

Being with someone because you share a hobby means you'll have nothing to relate to them with when you don't share that hobby anymore.

Do you want to give conversation a try at least?

I'll tell you what. You can add my Discord if you want to (it's my alt for now) if you're curious to see what vidya I'm into and all that. If you don't add me either I don't mind.

look#0701

I want a fag boyfriend or even a friend. I have nobody and the loneliness makes me feel like shit.

Attached: 1568733980022.jpg (941x1395, 707K)

Feel free to add my Discord I posted here too, user.

Anyone can add me if they want a vidya friend/someone to talk to. I'm just as lonely as anyone else in this thread.

Attached: 1552981342241.jpg (813x407, 213K)

Relationships is gay

Attached: 1519921747251.jpg (799x599, 1.25M)

You'll meet someone, user. I met my boyfriend at my last job.

>he doesn't want selfcest with a female (you)

Attached: __grima_robin_and_robin_fire_emblem_awakening_and_etc_drawn_by_kaboplus_ko__5ff2ddaa0fcb5a05222ceaca (752x1062, 133K)

I got my first gf last week and she really doesn't share any hobbies at all with me, makes it hard to talk to her sometimes since I know half the shit I want to talk about is just nonsense to her, it sucks, even with all the fun shit that comes along with it

It's better to have a partner with similar values than hobbies. You only need a couple hobbies in common and the willingness to try and partake in each other's hobbies. Having different values will kill a relationship. Having different interests is something that can usually be compromised on.

no cute girl wants to like my diaper fetishes

>dating someone at your job
Haha, what could go wrong, right ? RIGHT ?!

No, most people know how to cook and clean.

I don't know how to meet anyone, I've looked ar all the weird maps on various boards but there's nobody nearby. I'm too weird for dating apps, I don't have any friends to connect through. I know desperation isn't good but its hard not to be.

Just imagining that there's a possibility of a female you being somewhere out there is enough to make me glad that I'm a man, because I would make for an ugly girl, and the scale goes:
>hot girl
>hot guy
>ugly guy
>abstinence
>ugly girl
I'd consider suicide.

This post only shows how far up your own ass you are

Neither of us work there anymore. That's just where we met.

>tfw there a shy tall girl at my uni transfer a few weeks ago that was clearly out of her element and nervous in a crowded area
>wanted to go and talk to her if only to get to know one person here, but didn't
>been regretting it since
don't miss your chances bros

Attached: 1485578092203.png (600x871, 707K)

>Implying you didn't actually just describe 'normal women' in that fist part
Actually finding a woman who CAN'T be described by that first part would the abnormality

I'm a fujo but I'm not interested in dating, I just wanna say that it's not as good as you think it is. One, most girls will probably lie about their bodies. Two, girls like this have horrible self-esteem issues. Awful, incurable self doubt that will not subside no matter what you tell them, even if you really do mean it. And three, most of these girls just prefer lonliness anyway. Real men get tired of the bullshit, real men have wants and needs that the fujo can't satisfy. She's best left alone with the idea of a relationship, rather than actually being in one.

Explain in detail the events that led up to this girlfriend

Who better to trust with your love than yourself? You'll know everything about her and understand her completely while she'll know and share all of your kinks and interests. There's not a single downside.

Attached: 1539484686615.jpg (1000x1203, 166K)

You think you do but you don't.

I go out occasionally because classes and clubs but theres never anyone interesting enough to meet and even try dating

But that's objectively wrong
No matter how ugly a girl is, there will always be some guy who wants to fuck her
But if you're an ugly dude, your only chance is to compensate for it with money

That's one of the reasons why suicide rate for males is way higher than females

Attached: something.png (1016x1250, 264K)

Do you go to college / have a job? Like I said, that's where I met my man.

This. “Gamer girls” are cancer

True love is impossible to find. Every relationhsip looks like a complete disaster where it's impossible to find respect or someone who won't immediately jump ship the minute they have a better potential partner. Both men and women do it. There is no escape unless you learn a new language and somehow integrate yourself in another culture without that issue (which doesn't exist anyways unless we find aliens)

I just needto stop letting my depression and workload hold be back from learning japanese so I can just indulge in isekai and relationship robots when they exist.

This seems to back up my data quite nicely

Ugly guys can make up for a lot with comedy. I've seen it happen. Ugly girls? Man, only the most desperate of the desperate go for them - if that, even. And if you were a ugly girl, would you settle knowing you could only score an ugly girl? Because an ugly guy *can* score with a hot girl.

Can't believe I'm still here in this thread.

>lie about their bodies
I wouldn't go so far as to lie, but my body is covered in blemishes and scars so it's not like I have much to be proud of in contrast.

>horrible self-esteem issues
I'd counter that with the fact that most people in our age group wrangle with self esteem and image issues, and seeing the adult world in the form of corporate workplaces has just informed me that people get better at burying/hiding it as they grow older.

>prefer loneliness
I'm a solitary type as well. I'd prefer to be in a relationship with someone that needs to be alone sometimes. Probably not exactly what you meant but I find my loneliness to be enthralling -- until it's not and then I find myself in these threads.

>real men get tired of the bullshit
Like I paraphrased above, people are all varying stacks of bullshit over their true colors. There's a medium to aspire to where you and your partner learn to tolerate each other's bullshit, while feeling comfortable enough to air your own insecurities in an intimate space. I hope that makes sense.

Either way, I know I'm probably not going to convince you to e-date me or anyone any time soon but I hope you can understand from one adult to another that companionship isn't a hopeless ideal. It's not easy either, but it's not impossible. /rant

Attached: 1568421531875.jpg (621x698, 155K)

I can't get that far even, I look for clubs or meetups but there's almost nothing. I don't live in a small area so its bizarre.

I go to class but its community college so people aren't there for socializing.

You must not have met a modern woman.

You can meet people in community college. Some people will get their Bachelor's at a community college as their primary higher education. I dunno how many of them are gonna be gay, though; I just got lucky.

Where do I go to date if I have a fucking disease

just got e-rejected bros
please give me game recs

I'm a sociopathic tranny so I don't really feel the need to have a relationship. It also means I don't feel suicidal thoughts so I'll never kill myself, at least. I spend my life reading manga and light novels while I study engineering. It's comfy.

Attached: dab.jpg (229x220, 8K)

You'll have to elaborate but a hospital or rehab program or something.

>STEM tranny
Like clockwork

What disease? I dated a girl who had a brain tumor, chronic illness, and cancer. I knew about it going into it. She's still around, although we're not dating. I think most decent humans will date someone as long as they're nice.

Post pics ya slut

I've tried a few techniques over the years. Recently I tried befriending them, however most of them just ignore me. The one(s) that didn't are very nice, but idk how open she is to dating me. I've wondered that maybe you shouldn't be friends with women, but that opens the question of how to build an actual relationship, since I don't use pick-up techniques

Attached: C9D3BE90-350F-4538-AAA4-B11C99A32832.jpg (1300x980, 276K)

idiot

nice larp