They have 70 people and shitloads of money and all they do in 1 year is recolor few slabs and add 1 or two shitty new mobs which are useless and ugly. and completely bug out the game and make it slow as fuck.
they intentionaly don't want to update world gen/add tree types, change nether and caves because they are too incompetent. Just look at the ocean update - they only recolored few fish and water, and added algae and few coral blocks.
its really riidicolous how they are slowly but surely destryoing game and turning it into soulles ohmigawd beees in minecraft type of cartoon children 12 year old zoomer shit.
its incredible how 1 (one) modder can in half a year add more complicated and good functionality to game then them.
It's because they can make millions of dollars for just re-releasing the same product.
Colton Diaz
>still no ability to rotate blocks
Landon Howard
they dont need to put effort in with how much they make.
Gabriel Morgan
You’re severely underselling the aquatic update but yeah Mojang is a bunch of fat lards. They made a big deal out of “updating” the taiga biome and then just gave it a boring mob and a useless and annoying crop
Julian Morgan
still if they just hired 1 or two people who actually gave a fuck instead of the "sjw, lets put woman in front of the launcher coz theres no other way to start subverting minecraft", they would already be good. minecraft is such a game it literaly takes 1 person to add tons of good shit.
Anthony Scott
they have 70 people?! How can they be that bad? Most of the updates they make could be done by one person in one week. What are they doing?
Mason Johnson
exactly this is my point. how is this possible
Caleb Wood
>play this with my 8 year old brother >suddenly he's obsessed and keeps asking me to what in the fuck, no game i played with him in the past made him act this autistic, how did they do it?
>they intentionaly don't want to update world gen/add tree types That's blatantly incorrect. They actively want to change worldgen to be worse with each major gen update. I still miss you, my beautiful Island continents
Elijah Howard
Fabric aims to solve this problem but a bunch of the big modders are whiny bitches and don't want to move away from Forge
Michael Ward
>how did they do it >they you mean notch?
Connor Gray
minecraft was always shit >b-but Yea Forums lobbies! underage central, bet you autismos also have nostalgia for mw2
Making the Dungeons Spinoff, or working on the console versions, or making merchandise? Not everyone who works at the company works on the main game.
Xavier Garcia
i just realized how shit sound design is in minecraft with exception of few songs.
i installed ambiance sounds mod and it makes game so much better and relaxing to play.
Noah Ross
>let's put interesting new content into a spinoff without adding it in the main game this and the voting bullshit are what piss me off the most
Isaiah Morales
How to fix minecraft in five words: >Add more levels of Progression. >Add additional layers or dimensions only accessible after defeating a boss like the ender dragon or wither >Increase Build Depth past 0, fill with new block type only mineable with this end-tier equipment. This, combined with a cave update, would be welcomed. >Add new types of ore. They don't have to be stronger than diamond (I mean, they should, but Mojang wouldn't do it), but in that case they should at least function differently than it. >Fill in the space the nether doesn't use. The nether above 128 is completely empty as of right now. Perhaps make the boundary between the two breakable only via something found in the beneath Y layer, and have it function as another, more difficult layer of the nether. >ect, ect.
Andrew Roberts
damn everything that can be fixed with one popular modpack on multimc/twitch app in one post really shows how incompetent mojang is also that's more than five words you donut
Jaxson Reed
is that game even like minecraft, where you can build and dig and shot? or is it just some RPG game with a blocky look
Leo Taylor
so much this, also make terrain generation be bigger (as in now the mountain is 200 blocks hiigh, in real life it takes 3 hours to walk to top of medium hill) i want that verticality in terrain gen.
Gabriel Wood
The "Add more Levels of Progression" was the five words bit.
>more layers of nether >7 layers total, each more difficult than the last one to reference 7 levels of hell >completely new boss at the last layer, which is between wither and dragon tier Mojang would never bother with this shit, but man would it be great
Tyler Miller
this right here
Landon King
>still can't go deeper than 64 blocks before hitting bedrock >there is nothing interesting deeper down other than diamonds
The game has so much potential, yet they waste it
Yeah thats what I figured, just another game in a minecraft looking skin
Nathaniel Clark
i don't care who made this shitty zoomer lets player bait game just give me a straight answer or die
Joshua Clark
It's almost as if practically no game is capable of delivering consistently good content for a fucking decade. Doesn't matter the genre, style, or subject matter. At some point you've tapped the possibilities. Unless you want to change things so much it's not the same game anymore. But you 20 year olds are just too fucking stubborn about your autism nostalgia.
Michael Adams
>The game has so much potential, yet they waste it how narcissistic can you get? it's not your game faggot, make your own and you get to do what you want with it
Kevin Hughes
I'd say make the boss harder than the dragon, but holy shit, this.
Ryan Perez
Just mod it queer. There's more mods than fucking skyrim
Hudson Ward
Nah, I'm just gonna do what I want with Mojang's game
Grayson Wright
I know for a fact Notch is behind this and is buttmad they added lanterns
Carter King
>Minecraft Story Mode only boss >Still isn't as dangerous as Chaos Guardian Incompetence has no bounds
Why bother doing ANY of that when you can literally fall asleep at the wheel, wake up, drink some coffee, and be hundreds of millions of dollars more wealthy than the day before.
Seriously, they print money. It's like Valve. Valve makes alllllll the money in the world, and they don't do jack shit anymore. Why do anything when you can do nothing and still have crazy stupid "Fuck you" money
also - why can't we have stuff like this in this game, even have it as some sort of, i don't know, some sort of progression point we get to when we get to a certain level. I don't know, but i do know it certainly would mix up the monotony of digging and building shit
so you complained about something for no reason? what do you want? a pat on the back?
and why would that statement be applicable to me? you whiny cunts are the one raising a stink over a fucking childrens game, i'm just here tell you how stupid you are
Elijah Ortiz
>Enchanting still shit >Repairing still retarded over expensive shit that is SO FUCKING SHIT they added mending >Diamond armor still literally pointless if you have Protection IV enchanted Iron with one piece with Projectile Protection on it
Why give out meaningful content when you can dripfeed everyone with 2 updates a year and get away with it?
Aiden Long
modded 1.12, fixed all that shit and more and the game is actually enjoyable.
Connor Murphy
but BEES. not those shitty forestry bees that no one but genuine autists like REAL BEES
Jose Peterson
I'm aware. The official Tool crafting still should get an overhaul though. Same with armor, especially considering that they accidentally made the highest "tier" pointless because of reduction caps.
Adrian Wood
a man wanting another man to stroke his cock. what a surprise. i definitely called you a faggot but i had no idea how on the mark i was
still don't know what your trying to say here. perhaps if you stayed in school you could better articulate your arguments?
>tfw could have a shitload of mineral blocks >maybe even oil deposits >fossils >artifacts >more underground only monsters that dont stay around Fortresses
there's so much more that could be done with the underground - but oh god man, there's just so much shit that could be added and improved overall
hell i even remember a mod i played back during beta 1.7.3 i think, and was able to craft tents, various wands that shot projectiles, etc. the tents were amazing to have underground, especially in caves.
Xavier Gonzalez
i could forgive the homosexuality, but the outright admission of illiteracy by suggesting i ever offered anything except a pat on the back is stunning. you'd think people who were raised on screens would be better at reading.
Tyler Bailey
Aww, you got cold feet? Don't worry, you'll come around soon enough
Alexander Sanchez
the Minecraft bee is trans
Christian Hill
Hytale has no release date and virtually no gameplay has been shown. Here you are talking about how much more competent the devs are and you expect anyone to not see right through you and know that you're a paid shill? Before you fuck off outta here, tell me how much you get paid to do this. Im really interested.
b-but I like my neon green grass, boring trees and building a cuboid with dark cobblestone and having absolutely nothing to do afterwards
Asher Myers
>Help with proton >Work on storefront features >Seriously care about consumer experience
VALVE NOT DOING ANYTJING!!! Fucking hell let this meme die already. Valve is doing plenty with STEAM and Linux support already, sure they don't make games, but I would rather them not make games to selling shit like EA.
But there are quite a lot of changes in store front as well. They experiment with ways to discover games(I would say only itch.io is better storefront for indie devs), they also support e-sport games like CS and Dota2.
Adrian Hernandez
Supporting eSports isn't actually a thing to be proud of, amigo.
Dylan Rogers
how
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Tyler Adams
>add tree types I've wanted black and white wood types for years but I guess it's never happening. I'd settle for being able to dye wood but something tells me that'd be a colossal mess.
Jose Martin
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Adam Phillips
i need a comfy server to play on. no faggot bitch anti griefing plugins.
Bentley Gutierrez
When you grow up you'll realize that if you can make money by doing nothing, you will. It's the law of least psychological resistance.
All the good mods are still on 1.7.10 Mojang not only can't update for shit, but their fucking nothing updates have destroyed the modding community, meaning that every single new thing they add isn't just a shit addition, but a net negative to the game as a whole
Samuel Martin
If I had the skills and resources to make shit, and got infinite guaranteed money for doing so, I would do nothing but make cool shit all day
Jaxson Hall
But you're not making cool shit for the company since it's Minecraft which is not cool shit, you're doing cool shit for your side hustle
Jackson Moore
It's the Mario Paradox Nintendo's too scared to do anything with Mario because he's the "face" of Nintendo, he's what put them on the map. It's why they do so much stuff with Luigi and give him a personality, he's like Mario but he's not the "face" of Nintendo so they can do whatever. Mario has to be squeaky clean, bland, boring, safe. Same thing with Minecraft. Minecraft is the only thing Mojang has going for them. If they fuck up Minecraft or people hate it, Mojang's done forever. That's why they are making Minecraft Dungeons (or whatever it's called) because it's not Minecraft, so they can experiment and do whatever they want. This is why Minecraft never gets any huge, meaningful updates anymore. Minecraft is a gigantic brand, it's more than just a game. Mojang can't ruin the image of Minecraft.
>Making a specialized item out of Dragon's Breath, A Nether Star, and Prismarine Shards, which grants a unique enchantment to any diamond tool that allows it to carve through materials with the trait "Hardened Stone", which normally generate below Y-0 >Ores beneath that level naturally spawn with that enchantment and can carve through hardened stone faster than diamond can, but make for worse weapons. They can, however be used to make other enchantments for weapons to improve their swing speed. >Long, winding ruins akin to Strongholds spawn near the floor limit, and have oddly carved hardened stone bricks in them, and have "Shrines" Every so often that are nigh-impossible to break >Spawn a Worm-like boss that can move through walls without damaging them, harder than the dragon since it prefers to remain underground without being exposed >Worm drops two items (Which appear at the shrine): A Material like Worm's teeth or something which can be crafted to make the necessary item to move into the upper nether, and another component used to make something useless like a beacon. >Shrines could be re-used to summon the boss.
Hunter Hill
The only reason minecraft is not cool shit is because they're going out of their way to make it that way A single motivated modder in his spare time can make more quality content in a week than the entirety of Mojang has added to the game in multiple years
Sebastian Lewis
i want an "industrial revolution" update for minecraft turn it into 3D factorio
Dylan Morris
mods
Thomas Parker
Twilight Forest bosses and Towers are kino Although I am not 100% a fan of the Ur-Ghast's design, climbing the tower was fucking fun and arriving at the top to duel him was even moreso.
Minecraft is a mess of spaghetti that they'd need to write from the ground up for it to ever be easily workable. Modders only stomach it out of pure autism, not money. Also, Minecraft isn't an ARPG, but Dungeons is. The two are totally different and chances are, this won't be nearly as moddable as Minecraft or Diablo 2 so it'll fail on both fronts.
Carter King
Stab a fucking stake on your fucking head
Ethan Perry
>Big fuckin' tower in a big dark forest >That experimental gold creation device Nothing better Too bad the dungeon quality drops off hard in the latter half
