I'm still mad she wasn't romanceable.
Pathfinder: Kingmaker
Grayson Sanders
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Adam Baker
Can't wait for their next game, Kingmaker was such a great ride.
Isaiah Moore
i'm still mad her VA sounded like a man
Nicholas Taylor
Agreed. Especially when you contrast it with the dullest rpg of all time. Each attempt Obsidian makes to create their own universe rather than simply deconstruct a setting made by others, has been more disastrous than the last. Aside from the outdated gameplay and lifeless cities, Pillars of Eternity's only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of combat mechanics, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.
Perhaps the die was cast when Sawyer vetoed the idea of making anything at all innovative or original; he made sure the game would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody, just ridiculously profitable nostalgia pandering to ageing Baldur's Gate fans. Pillars of Eternity might be anti-casual(or not), but it’s certainly the anti-Divinity series in its refusal of spontaneity, fun and excitement.
>a-at least the writing was good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the narrative was terrible. As I played, I noticed that every time I engaged in dialogue with an NPC the game presented me with a Wiki-page style infodump instead of anything resembling actual human conversation.
I began marking on the back of an envelope every time this was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Sawyer's mind is so governed by obsession with pointless minutiae of the lore that he has no other style of writing.
Later I read a lavish, loving review of Pillars of Eternity by the same David Gaider. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kiddies are playing Obsidian games at 17 or 18, then when they get older they will go on to enjoy Dragon Age II." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you play "Pillars of Eternity" you are, in fact, trained to shill for Bioware.
Ryder Campbell
Would you rather play PoE or Torment:Tides of Flavortext
Ryder Jones
I know this flavor... it tastes familiar.
Daniel Rodriguez
Blame Paizo for declaring her off limits. I'm just glad they didn't use her godawful 2nd edition art.
Most annoyed that dwarf and halfing pcs can't romance Linzi.
Owen Sanchez
I dumped 300 hours of life into Pathfinder: Kingmaker. It was a surprisingly good game. If you want to romance Amiri just download the mod for it.
Jose Turner
I wanted to romance undead elf but she cringed at me
Dominic Lopez
>This is a 10/10 in the Stolen Lands.
Henry Russell
She gets better with the scar.
Cameron Morales
Post the 11/10 nymph
Gabriel Lee
Gas the F*y
Julian Hughes
>tfw just downloaded the mod to make her 10x more attractive
Henry Williams
no iam mad that they never patched memory leak like they promised
Xavier Taylor
what mod
Ayden Long
Post your portraits
Austin Perry
nexusmods.com
Joshua Sanders
Why is Amiri the only iconic class rep.
John Kelly
Why didn't the dumb tree hugger just uplift ant colonies into "kingdoms" and then stepped on the anthills?
Eli Turner
Imagine not wanting to mating press Linzi as a half-orc barbarian.
Sebastian Nguyen
Kingmaker is the only game of the RPG renaissance that actually turned out any good. Every other game was agressively mediocre. Underrail too. Sethfags can fuck off.
>the world needs a Gundam CRPG with each character having their own unique Gundam.
Justin Wood
thank you for being a very effective general based amiri. kept my kingdom running smoothly
Isaiah Mitchell
>Not Regongar
can't say I expected any wisdom from a frog poster.
Anthony Foster
Any mods that turn amiri and valerie into men?
Women being front liners is backwards. It's stupid
Xavier Wilson
>used to love top down crpgs
>fallout, arcanumn icewind dale, planescape torment and baldur's gate where some of my favorite games
>get excited when the genre makes a comeback
>disapointed as fuck by divinity OS series, literally prefered larian's old games
>pillars seems like it has everything and yet the entire game is a snoozefest, tyranny is even fucking worse
>can't get into wasteland 2 and playing it feels like a chore
Tempted to try this but honestly considering the fact I maybe have just changed tastes entirely and no longer enjoy these rpgs. I mean surely not all of the new crpgs are bad right?
Justin Watson
sorry but regongar was too busy trying to have sex with everybody to do a good job with my kingdom
Kevin Perez
It's a mix of your tastes changing and the genre changing
Leo Rivera
The world needs more Gundam games in general.
Nathan White
Real time action has completely ruined me for isometric turn based clicky shit.
Ethan Cooper
PoE2 > snoremaker
Charles Richardson
weak bait
Owen King
The people who think Kingmaker is good are the lowest form troglodytes who play roleplaying games. The kind who think what’s important about a rules system is knowing all the ways to add +1 to a number to make it big, and mistake this for intelligence. Because that’s all Kigmaker offers.
It has among the worst encounter design of any crpg that I have personally encountered. There are only two kinds of encounters: copy pasted trash mobs, and overtuned enemies with inflated stats and class levels. For the former, guess what: if I could get through the first couple of encounters with undead giants, I can get through the next twenty you’ve uncreatively copy pasted in this dungeon. For the latter, this is where the crystalized knowledge of knowing the system and how to stack all the +1s comes in. You don’t approach either of these kinds of fights with anything approaching tactics, you just roll right through them if you know how to build a 3.5/PF character, something people figured out how to do 20 years ago. To the extent there were occasional interesting encounters, I always knew these were right out of the gm manual for the actual module.
I can rant on, but I’ve given enough time to writing this already. In B 4 “you must suck at the game” response. T beat it on challenging and got the cheevo for that. Why did I beat a game I didnt like on a harder difficulty level? Because I was sick of retards saying this game was good and wanted to point out all the ways it sucked.
Ryan Adams
Same but in reverse
Levi Sanders
Julian Allen
seethe lilura
Kevin Thomas
I love the game but the final chapter felt like such a fucking chore to get through.
Ayden Hall
>cheevo
>i have got.... the cheevo
>i have... the cheevo... to prove it
>cheevo
Lincoln Fisher
Its not Gundam but there was a indie mech game somewhere, not BattleTech either if that even was indie.
Good shit. Can't remember the namethough.
Grayson Richardson
yeah i mostly loved the game but everything from the house at the edge of time on was a shitfest
Evan Mitchell
You SHOULD romance Valerie user! She IS my BEST wife user! (She is! She is!)
Ethan Wright
It feels really good whenever I point out how bad the combat is in this game no one ever has an answer. What part of the combat did you guys enjoy? The copy pasted trash mobs? The brain dead enemy ai that beelines the nearest PC until it sticks on something? Was it how broken sneak attack is because the dumbass russian devs don’t understand the rules and were too lazy or stupid to implement flanking? Oh oh, I know. Maybe you liked how the game pretends to have time pressure but so long as you tediously remember to bring rations with you there’s nothing stopping you from rest spamming in dungeons.
Blake Stewart
I'm not into used goods, user.
Eli Howard
Do NOT give ME combat user! Give ME Valerie user! (Give me! Give me!)
Connor Cooper
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Julian Green
What! It IS okay user BECAUSE Valerie IS a CUTE used goods wife user AND I AM used goods too user SO it IS okay user FOR me TO have used goods wife user AND it IS okay user! (It is! It is!)
Jaxson Roberts
Link?
That imagine reminds me of sending that slutty traitorous bard to the gallows. Ah, what a great moment that was.
Jace Thomas
The half orc was better imo
Ryan Bennett
Lilura you have an entire blog for your autistic chink ravings. Yea Forums is a white man's board.
Levi Lopez
Dullest rpg is the uninspired and highly overrated game of all time...Baldurs gate
Ethan Rivera
>implying all nuCRPGs don't universally suck
Samuel Morgan
Amen. The only good f*y is a dead f*y
Samuel Young
Did you even play the game on hardcore mode? The mobs all work differently and different creatures require different weapons or spells to beat. What works on giant spiders won't work on skeletons. I guess if you're an autist who just sees RPGs as numbers and systems you might take umbridge with Pathfinder. But this is Yea Forums, not the RPG Codex.
Julian Barnes
Fucking spoiler me, user, will you?
I'm playing LE and I already decided to overlook her stupid good ways when she stole from me treasury. Will I have to hang her later?
Jaxon Brooks
Give ME Aribeth wife!
Landon Young
If your only complaints are simple enemy AI and that sneak attack is good for once, you're not really making a compelling case for bad combat. Every game has repetitive enemies.
Nicholas Ortiz
Is it autism? Or just her hormone replacement therapy backfiring on her bug brain? I really can't tell.
Samuel Sanchez
Sounds just like the combat in kotor
Christian Campbell
I'm mad her mini was hard as fuck to paint.
Nathaniel Long
user, unless “hardcore” is something they added after I played it, all increasing the difficulty does is inflate enemy stats. And the only difference between fighting giant spiders and skeletons is needing to remember to cast delay poison, a spell you will cast after every rest anyway because there is no opportunity cost to walking around with forty layers of pre-buffing. The only enemy in the whole game that requires any kind of different tactics are swarms, which is probably why theyre the most complained of enemy in the game.
Thomas Foster
This is a 10/10 in the stolen lands
Logan Thomas
Different bard. But if you want to make Linzi suffer, don't build a library.
Justin Adams
That's actually a pretty decent edit
Michael Gonzalez
Can I be an evil gnome and corrupt her with my evil gnome cock?
Andrew Jenkins
Finding and using your own portraits was probably the most fun thing about Kingmaker.
I had a folder full of qts ready for new runs.
Jack Young
>that bikini armor
that will be a short run
Joshua Ramirez
Implying they're not a monk dip for Wisdom to AC
Jaxson Edwards
What's your thoughts on back-flipping not-loli catgirls with weapons 3x their size?
Jeremiah Ortiz
She only fucks frost giants m8
Jack Collins
Should I play Neverwinter Nights Yea Forums?
Charles Sullivan
I think they should stay in Japan.
Julian Garcia
It's incredibly dated and the official campaign is pretty boring, but the expansion Hordes of the Underdark is a fun high level romp.
Sebastian Morris
Is this game playable yet? I heard it was infested with game breaking bugs.
Kayden Jones
sure but only play adwr or demonheart
Caleb Torres
TUMMY
Christopher Richardson
>>female pc sex shit
Autogynephilia losers need to stop shoving their trash everywhere
Jordan Watson
They fixed it up pretty good. It's completely playable.
Elijah Harris
>There are people right now in this thread who didn't plowed Nyrissa's seedbed
Explain yourselves.
Andrew Nelson
bump
Jacob Williams
tiefling harem
Connor Perry
What kind of faggot would filter Valerie's husband?
Michael Lee
>Iconic character representing class fro 2 editions
>Allowed to be some idort's waifu
John Long
There's Dual Gear, which seems to be an indie Front Mission. I have to admit, that's the one I'm most excited for right now.