Chad Female Byleth: can romance all house leaders, Has tons of S supports, male and female

>freckles
Dropped

Otomechads win yet again. CHeckmate fujos and yurifags

>ruining your husbando/waifu's life by making them marry a dead-eyed brick

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Ashe is a bottom

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How come the MUs keep getting hotter?

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Top this bottom this. I say fuck that. I think Ashe enjoys both positions with M Byleth

>post timeskip Ashe
Dropped

My wife is 100% heterosexual, sorry FByleth

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He's cute either way. I see as the otomes see

Femlyths great and all but I can never play as her, for I swore to marry my teddy bear wife every playthrough!

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speak english please

Stop saying obscene things about my son

I tried Femblyat but fists are too cool and fists without warmaster skills is lame. Mblyat all the way.

Manuela should've had a fByleth support desu

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She only falls for the bislut Dorothea, sorry.

Alois and Gilbert Friendzone S supports are truly baffling.
I know some people wanted FE to have more M/M S supports, Who could have possibly asked for that?

>not always romancing the dragon goddess tulpa regardless of Byleth's gender
shit taste

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Gremory tho

Especially when you have supports like Ferdinand and Hubert in the game as well

>Male Byleth
>Can marry Marianne the best character in the game

>Female Byleth
>Can only marry a bunch of jobbers and worst girls

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Romancing Sothis is the only option that makes sense.

>tfw all dimitri wanted was for edelgard to look at him the way she looks at her teacher

it's not fair bros edelgard admits dimitri was her first love so she belongs to him and not her teacher

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I just want to grind clams with female Hitler.

Lonato aren't you dead?

>not picking your byleth based on pure min-max autism for maddening difficulty
Fembyleth all the way

Enough magic as-is. During my Femblyat run, I went girls only. I had 4 physical units. Petra, Edelgard, Leonie and Shamir. The rest were Gremories.

>be female byleth
>marry superior dmitri
>show edelcuck your matching wedding rings
>then immediately kill her

But I don't want to play as a frog

>still barely any BL fan content
Hurry up fujos, I dont got all year

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this sucks ass dude
did you make it in ms paint?

She was raised by a 100+ years old single father. It's probably the best possible outcome.

They only exist because EVERYONE needs an ending with the self-insert but they're already married so it has to be platonic. It's a dumb system for sure.

>She looks like a child, but she's actually 10000 years old so romance is ok!

thank you Japan. Very cool.

no wonder their birth rate is dropping

yeah honestly with how much homosexual energy they stuffed into some of the male paired endings i dont know why they didnt just go all the way because the way they did it now just kinda agitated people.

and its not like the gay haters are happy (good) because theres still all of the lesbian supports that function the same

it's unironically ok though

>femleth can't romance Petra
Check and mate.

That's usually how I pick my MC pairings.
MRobin: Lucina/Tiki
FRobin: Chrom
MCorrin: Azura
FCorrin: Jakob/Kaze
Byleth: Sothis

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ok pedo weeb

Should you switch to intermediate classes asap, or stick around in the beginner one until you hit mastery?

It depends on the class. The Intermediate masteries are generally better but, stuff like Mag +2 for monks is pretty strong early in the game.

I like this
it's funny

Okay so I've finally finished playing both Blue Lions and Black Eagles but I'm still really confused to why Dimitri becomes unhinged for Edelgard. Edelgard says after she kills Dimitri that Dimitri hated her because he thought she was responsible for the Duscur tragedy. But Edelgard is as old as Dimitri so she was a kid too when it happened? Did I miss a cutscene or support conversation in Blue Lions? I'm not sure why Dimitri has so much hate for Edelgard?

>giving a shit about Blyeth
Just like all FE MU's, a shitty self insert Mary Sue character, rather than a tactition with a character of their own.

Source! Help a girl out.

koi_fin

Dimitri put down a rebellion at 15. Not to mention you can get Cyril to fight at the frontlines at 14.

IS is dumb. Hope next game does it better. And I am not usually into bear types. But Alois is cute. That ordeal just left bad taste in my mouth.

You clearly don't know what pedophilia is nor the reason why it's actually bad, so just stop using the word and educate yourself

I do love how casually Alois drops that information as if to go "Huh, yeah, he was strangely old"

For u

Thanks

My wife is religious and probably would not approve of homosexuality.

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When did you realize that Fodlan was doomed to go to shit if Byleth wasn't around?

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Your wife is getting fingerfucked by Stacy while you're not around.

Jesus fuck that anatomy

but Dorothea can

This is the equivalent to the fat fujoshi pretending Claude is gay, even though he's explicitly not.

the pope of her religion is bi, so...

>"Dimitri becomes unhinged for Edelgard. Edelgard says after she kills Dimitri that Dimitri hated her because he thought she was responsible for the Duscur tragedy. But Edelgard is as old as Dimitri so she was a kid too when it happened?"
Why not?
Dimitri put down a rebellion at 15. Not to mention you can get Cyril to fight at the frontlines at 14.
And reminder that Lyn really is 15 years old haha

the goddess of her religion is bisexual dumbass

Edelgard dies at the beginning of the game due to her own stupid plan backfiring, so maybe it isn't that bad.

How is Hilda so based despite being a crazy stereotypical stacy?
Are Stacies... based?

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good genes

>cant marry with, have children with and spend the rest of their life having sex and fishing with Flayn
meh

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Hilda and bi Pope.

What was his deal anyway? Did he really think his tiny town of farmers could do anything against the Central Church when it takes even the Empire years to take them down?

CEO of racism

Hilda - "Aren't you one of those crazy and lazy Almyrans good for nothings? I guess you're not like the rest of those creeps that my brother kills all the time. You're a good one. What do we seem like to you, as a outsider that doesn't fit in with us civilized folk?"

Cyril - "I don't judge people like you do, everyone is different as individuals and can't be lumped together like that. I didn't really stop to think in such a fashion till you decided to dump this on me."

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The Goddess Pope of her religion is her husband

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3H has way too much yuri to be an otome. You can't market to straight women by selling gay shit.

Her brother is a future DILF. Check mate.

Sure but the Slithers are still gonna be slithering up people's butts and Rhea is a ticking timebomb for when she snaps.

kinda funny how Dedue is the one who deals the most with racism when Almyrans are the insane violent immigrants

>Hilda

None of the Golden Deer are gay, no matter how much you wish otherwise. Only BLs and BEs

>Manuela, the female students keep reffering to me as a "DILF". Would you happen to know what they mean by this?

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Marianne belongs with Dimitri. (You) can take Hilda instead.

He was being a true knight is all

Rhea snaps because she cant have tea with the professor

Hey guys, what's your favorite crit quote in the series so far?
Mine's still Inigo's "This is your last dance!"

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Heh, think as you will.

Fuck everyone else, how do I romance myself?

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Actually rewatch the scene. She pulled out a weapon and was ready to go. The actual thing that surprised her was your avatar jumping in.

Claude dealt with a ton of racism growing up as well

meant for

>brother
user...

I saw some good art of Femleth giving Blyat a lap dance.

Cringe

is that considered masturbation or incest?

No, it's selfcest.

In Awakening you only get one overpowered child unit compared to two if you pick those supports though

>Gaycoded

What this means?

It is devotion to the goddess, that (you) technically also are.

Well then even better! You get to be Flayns mother.

>Hilda
Why do you people push this meme? They are just friends.

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Think the r34 definition is Selfcest.

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what's wrong with it

Parallel dimension masturbation

>I've got something to ask of you. Flayn has procured without my knowledge a set of indecent magazines. I shan't soil this meeting with descriptions of their contents, but rest assured they were not fit for her consumption. While I have disposed of them, I have no means of knowing from where she got them nor if she can acquire more. Please, track down the distributor of this filth and share with me their identity.
How do you respond?

It means "I want them to be gay so I'm going to say its canon that they're gay'. It's like the faggots that post shit like "___ is gay/trans, sorry I don't make the rules XD" and other tumblr shit.

t. yurifag

Dimitri is for Dedue ONLY

I discover that the culprit was Leonie making self-insert doujins of her and Jeralt

Dimitri is for Felix.

yes.
I also like yaoi tho.

are you the guy that got triggered because people were joking that the minecraft bee is trans?

Whybthe fuck is there no sothis romance.

I like Yuri and Yaoi.

Felix is for MFM threesomes with Ingrid and Sylvain.

You are on Yea Forums. A place that gets angry about trans flag in Celestia. Just stay silent and enjoy shitshow.

She wore it before she became a teacher

but its more fun to encourage the shitshow

I really liked the Ashe + Bench combo

Why can't I S support Female Byleth!

>wearing this kind of pantyhose as a mercenary
>what did byleth mean hy this

>Professor, I overheard Flayn mention to her fellow student about how she was "thirsty AF" and desperately needed "cummies". I've no desire to see her lack anything so can you please find out what it is she needs and see that she gets it?

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Pick a god and pray is still the best.

Felix is for everyone.

I'm the bench

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The amount of casually discussed information revealed by off the cuff dialogue and supports helps contribute to the depth of the lore to be honest

Oh it is. Why do you think I come here?

ok ur fine then

With FRobin you get two Morgans.

Uh sure Seteth, I'll be sure to uh, get Flayn her "cummies". You can trust me :)

This

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It means "He looks like a faggot" but in a way that somehow isn't supposed to be insulting.

Its really easy to stab somebody if they think you're a regular escort and not the hired merc escort.

That’s what the BL route is for and that’s reflected at how insane their popularity is with women

Is there any purpose to Mortal Savant beyond making Felix look like Madara?

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>ywn get nagged and bitched at by a dragon loli goddess for eternity

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That is such a shit pairing I am failing to understand how you even decided to post it.

t. fujoshit

The people who think the status quo of Fodlan was in any way good or sustainable are absolute fucking lunatics. Shit was a ticking time bomb with Slitherfags

It is nice to see people are ignoring this copy pasta. Good job guys.

She's so pretty

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Pornhub disagrees. Also Blue Lions, my (wo)men.

>Ashe isn't a gay option
>The only gay option is fucking Linhardt

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BL path is marketed to straight women and its working.

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Time to show to the death knight what's a true dark knight.

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imagine if the genders were reversed

This. He only cares about living if Dimitri is alive. See all his not BL endings where he is basically just looking for a way to die.

There’s a big difference from simple combat prowess to not only having the smarts but the resources to orchestrate an event of that magnitude. Considering Edelgard was firmly in the slitherer rape dungeon getting experimented on thinking this was the case was absolute madness.

Keyword words being "with the Slithers".

A girl resting her head on a guy's leg? I don't see what's wrong with that.

How do I get a wife like Marianne?

Now listen here you little shit. You can complain about how we (fujos and bi/gay men) got screwed over, compared to yuri fans,but do not throw Linhardt under the bus! He is a good boy.

Then it would be cute. Right now it's hot.

pick a god and pray is still the rawest thing I've ever heard

I fuckin hate that lanklet asshole how am I supposed to succumb to the gay like this?

Does Dimitri know that Edelgard spent the tragedy of duscar getting worm'd?

People who bitch about that are idiots. More news at 11.

>the Empire of Adrestria, even in it's current corrupt and weakened state, were able to beat back the D*gd*ns and conquered Brigid
>The Holy Kingdom of Faerghus annexed Duscur and keep the Srengoids at bay
>meanwhile the Alliance can't keep Almyra from raiding them
What went wrong?

So this is the famous fodlan DUSCURED huh?

No and he never does know.

Dimitri never found out that El got worm'd, though I don't think his mind nor his heart would be able to take it if he did hear it.

to busy fighting eachother instead of the enemy

No ruler with gorilla strength bloodline.

Write a fic about it on /feg/ i guess

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>BL
heh

>Edelgard with a tiny dagger
>Stopping an unga axe smash
If it was The Boar i'd believe it.

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Almyra is bigger and stronger than all the other places you listed

Well, lets hope IS learned there lesson. What would had it fucking cost them to ad more homo options. Like, you already did one, do not half ass it. And that is not even mentioning the disaster that are other 2 Male Byletha S supports. What were they thinking when writing that. People keep saying "S support does not mean romantic". Well great for them for making exceptions with supposed yaoi options, in which one leads you to get married of to a girl. Fuck, I sound like average man here.

>lesbians don't exist

Is it gay if it's Felix?

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She claims you saved her both before and after the time skip
She straight up admits she didn't have a chance with that dagger

Are the Hresvelgs known for their unga bunga strength or is it just that El got her strength from the experiments?

>Madara
>Not Tobirama whos aslo blue armor.
?

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Bi and lesbian women. And Edelgard is so popular with them.

Fuck almyrans, they ruined almyra

This has been a problem with the series since Awakening that they don't seem willing to tackle. They need to make FeMC's less hot

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Well as long as she didn't get fatally wounded she'd survive since Dimitri was coming and if he saw that he'd go nuclear on the bandits.

>Well, lets hope IS learned there lesson. What would had it fucking cost them to ad more homo options.
Their Nip playerbase. Fujo homos make up an extremely small portion of the FE community. Heck a large portion of fujo homos have never even played FE before. It's already been proven that with the exception of Ike and Soren homo pairings aren't popular with people who actually play the game, and they've known this since Awakening.

I mean I was going for the angle that people keep calling Felix Sasuke but that works too.

In general, crest users in canon are known for their unga bunga strength, but it only translated well for like 4 characters aside from lords

Just self insert as one of the lords dude.

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Not really unless you had some really oddly frequent magic growths on him. He started getting outclassed for me hard by Catherine with its neutered growths compared to swordmaster which I left her as.

Tobirama is as much of an autist as sasuke so it works out.

Isn't it that crests can give you unga bunga strength but that it could be any number of boons over the average joe?

I mean, so would I think that. But then again, Linhardt exist. But then again, maybe he was added just as way to say that they have it. A good escuse, but a shame non the less. Fucking male nips.

I don't know if it matters, but you get different accuracy calculations with spells.

It gives unga bunga strength, magic, or speed or somtimes more than one.

For game balancing purposes it was made so that it wasn't game breaking. Just like the branded from Tellius.

>A place that gets angry about trans flag in Celestia.
No one gives a shit.

Getting mad is forcing sponsers to drop from a product that disagrees with your politics. Saying "lol tranny" isn't getting mad.

The male isn't a skank and he doesn't have a disgusting face like the female. He's superior in every way.

That's a cute Edelgard

What's wrong with Lin?

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Male Byleth has some pretty funny reactions. There was one in particular with Manuela where he just kind of looks to the side in response to some romance question that was pretty funny.

Where can i buy tights like these? My gf fully embraces my fetish for them and i want to fuck her in them

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He's boring, and she only looks like a frog sometimes.

Look online, they are everywhere.

thats my sleepy husbando

>Byleth saying he's interested in Manuela in their B rank
>Manuela assumes he's joking

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They're both boring they're fucking silent protagonists you knob

are you gay?

I mean people keep making threads about it. Maybe it is obsession. I have no horse in this race, I just go to those threads to see people go ape shit.

I don't think it was that one, I remember the reaction reading more like he didn't want to break the bad news to her.

idk, soren has the highest magic growth in the games he's in, and stefan is one of the best POR units period

Nip females aren't too fond of homo shit either. They used to be more tolerant but fujoshits have gotten so obnoxious over the years. Let's not forgot that homoshit genuinely doesn't sell for games, and westerners aren't too hot on fujo homos either. So there's really no reason to appease to them both from a nip and from a western perspective.

poor manuela

>Edelgard and Dimitri share a dance during the ball, as is expected of the future leaders of Fodlan's nations
>"You're leading with your wrong foot"
>Dimitri is rattled by the sudden flashback and accidentally jerks Edelgard's hand
>Her glove is yanked off
>Before Edelgard can hide her skin, Dimitri sees the mass of scar tissue that runs all the way up her forearm
>Edelgard is semi-frozen in panic, someone finding out about the scarring being the absolute worst-case scenario for her
>"Don't cause a scene. Please."
What happens next?

Yurifags really did luck out with this one though

I meant his design. Now polish me, if I'm a knob.

where to find fire emblem tiddies

Lindhart is just faggy gay archetype and not cute gay boy archetype like Ashe

But they're not as high as they should be considering how they're described to be.

>armor wizard
>boring
Take your knob and go whence ya came, blasphemer.

Seething.

Pasta has a point. It was a beyond retarded point for his character

Shitty hair
Shitty attitude
Unattractive

What is little Edelgard saying?

>byleth doesn't rearrange manuela's guts every night after teaching
was byleth gay?

>For game balancing purposes it was made so that it wasn't game breaking
Too bad for Flayn, she's the only major crest bearer that isn't a good unit.

I wish El's model had surgical scars

Now you are speaking things that I disagree with. Women find yaoi options hot. Like a lot. Especially Japanese women. Give it time until women get into gaming more, then publishers and developers will star pandering to female audience.

>shit posters and trolls keep making threads

No one is angry. Its not even like the hat in time thing where there was no reason for the flag's existance in general. Celeste wants to have a tranny main character? whatever.

He did in my playthrough :^)

I love mini-Edelgard!

Source!

>Tell my GF i want to fuck her with thigh highs on
>I buy a pair at Hot Topic
>Start fucking her in them and she starts crying
>Something or other about she felt like an object
>Return them to Hot Topic the next day

What a cunt

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But Edelgard is already mini

Even completely ignoring the Slitherers the Kingdom and the Alliance have their own respective glaring issues. Political infighting literally causes the death of Raphael’s parents and the attempted killings of Claude’s grandfather via poisoning. The kingdom is overrun with bandits, has had cases of famine, and the crest hierarchy is so ridiculous it is a central part of half the BL casts character arcs.

At this point trolling is just an escuse.

where the FUCK is the porn of the new girls

>She feels like an object

Sounds like she has mental problems.

Oh damn, sorry to hear that. My GF knows how much tights turn me on, and knows i'm a big thigh guys, so she gets off on it too. Nothing makes me harder than prone-boning her with tights on, ripped just enough so i can fuck her and see a bit of her ass. SO fucking hot.

>shitty hair
Im just gonna discard the rest of your post

You should pull that one her next time she tries to get you to wear something or change your hairstyle.

pls understand
artists are playing right now or just drew porn because they watched the direct

He's fine, but I do wish Ashe was an option as well.

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>At this point trolling is just an escuse.
Look user if you're going to take all bait seriously I don't know what to say.

I feel like Ashe, Ignatz, and maybe Felix should have been gay options as well.

I happen to be an expert on this topic. Amazon.
No Nonsense Women's Super Opaque Control-Top Tights
No Nonsense Women's No Opaque No Seam Tight

I mean people keep taking it. I just go there to see it. But honestly I hope you are right.

Maybe Sylvain, but his support and ending with Felix is "n-no homo" anyways

Dimitri is literally two dialogue s away from gay ending.

Meant for

>sylvain hates women because they're all thots who want his babies
was sylvain /our guy/ all along

lmao fag

Correction some women find yaoi hot, the minority though is very vocal about it leading to people thinking that they are more numerous than they actually are. If it was genuinely more popular then you would have seen signs of it but it's not.

Based. Thanks man. One last question since you're an expert.

What can i/do i search for to get tights with that thigh band/thigh ring thing? I have no idea what it does, but its fucking hot, and all of the tights my gf has don't have it. It's in this pic

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Post all your Dimitris.

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I am not posting over 1000 Dimitri's for you user.

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Then why is his ending with Dorothea so good?

>Mama, want to eat this gyoza?

What?

Dimitri raping fByleth!

>thigh band/thigh ring thing
that is a control top. forces the butt into a nice round shape.

For the kingdom all of their issues were caused by the Slithers. Which s why after Dimitri takes back the kingdom he orders an investigation in everyone who ever supported Cornelia (the Slithers) and orders them to be "dealt with". For the alliance Lorenz's family are dicks.

There's actually no fanart of it. All of their shit is consensual even if it's rough.

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Marianne von Edmund!

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Thankyou my man. All the best. I'm off to buy some tights!

Hmmm, well if you say so. Most modern women do. All women I know do. Maybe it is just my experience clouding my judgement. But we will see what future holds.
Or maybe we are both talking out of our asses without fact s backing it up.

Marry Marianne!

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Kill the beasts, purge the unclean

Marianne Eisner von Edmund

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Well women are statistically much more inclined to watch and enjoy lesbian porn than gay porn. So make of that what you will.

Did this a couple of times, they really freak out when it happens to them

Always remember to try them out first before buying them.

as it should be. rape is repulsive and evil

>Self insert
You are the cancer that's killing narratives
You're being told a story.
Stop trying to be a part of the story.

2D men (I know this is stupid sentence) are not same as real life men. Also that stat would suggest would make you think most women are bi. And I find that hard to believe.

>Stop trying to be a part of the story
Don't make the story interactive.

Female NAPOLEON

I don't self insert I'm just giving other user advice. Also this is a misnomer considering that IS tends to go out of their way to give the female my units more characterization and plots, there by divorcing them from being my units.

What is this bitch so eager to pray for anyway like god damn sothis heard you the first 20 times

>For the alliance Lorenz's family are dicks.
And Lorenz isn't, at least not like his father. So once he becomes head, everything should work out.

A swift, painless death
Every second being alive is another second in emotional agony for Marianne

Most women are more inclined to be bisexual leaning rather than just straight. Even though the media tends to portray it differently. That's why some cultures don't take lesbian relationships seriously or consider it blasphemous.

She didn't choose to become one in the first place. What was the church to do? Fire her?

I mean,in a lot of cultures,so was gay sex.

I was impressed by how different each run is by those little tidbits. The supports between Linhardt and Flayn, Lysithea, make sense to be about crests because that's their characters. Asking the things you think they'd talk about.

But the conversations aren't as nebulous as that you'd find these things out in every conversation. I hope who did the writing is doing it next time.

How do we fix her smile?

"No, Get up, I won't coddle you anymore"

Being her friend

Do you think Lorenz's father was a fat bastard like Ferdinand's dad?

Nothing will ever top PICK A GOD AND PRAY. After that, I'm a sucker for both Tharja and Hubert's maniacal laughs.

This is a meme. Early cultures didn't condone homosexuality. Early cultures had a bunch of "no homo" rules for why the gay shit wasn't actually gay because they weren't fucking gay, OK?? That was how early cultures viewed BL. It wasnt gay if it was master-student. It wasn't gay if he was a slave. Otherwise it was very gay and you were a faggot ha ha ha.

"Ugh, can you just do whatever and leave me sleep".

>ImAgInE iF tHe GeNdErS wErE rEvErSeD
yes you sorry retard men and women aren't the same and it would be perceived differently
shut the fuck up

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>Chad Female
those don't go together you delusional virgin /u/ spic

this is a cute picture

Where did you learn that sort of language, young lady?

Flayn is based. She also hates /u/

fuckin loled

So Yea Forums why do you keep saying this beta orbiter cuck is based?

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>She also hates /u/
Any decent person does

Edeltards are pathetic. Half the reason Dimitri attempts to spare her at the end of BL is because she's the closest thing to a family member he has left. Not that I expect Edeltards to care about family since she works alongside the people who killed hers.

>b-b-but hubert kills them in the epilogue
lol

THIS ONE SETETH

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He is hot, charming and he is not overprotective of Edelgard. He just wishes best for you and her. And everyone else as long as they do not oppose her.

>I've never been alone with a boy before, professor!

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Even on hard, he was the worst enemy you could ever see. He just decides to pop up in Petra/Bernie's paralogue as a reinforcement with meteor. He also has heavy back up so you're probably going to turn time back multiple turns to prepare for him.

Personally, I love how he clearly enjoys being extremely sinister. It's also pretty easy to understand his fanatical devotion to Edelgard, which doesn't hurt.

>Most women are more inclined to be bisexual leaning rather than just straight
virgin spotted

>love how he clearly enjoys being extremely sinister
Kinda funny how he realizes how this genuinely scared Bernadetta and goes 'I'll tone it down around you'. Or how he gets tripped up by how Shamir is seemly turned on by it.

No worries, I'll take the lead. Here, let me kiss and hold your small hands

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I definitely wouldn’t say ALL their issues, but yes the most central ones are fallout from Slitherfags continuing their subterfuge of Fodlan extending from the empire

Just got done downloading 3 houses what difficulty should I pick? I dont want to be one of them casuals.

Yuri is a girl genre in Japan.

Suppose Edelgard does reach for Dimitri's hand, how would the story go from there?

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Then wait until the proper difficulty comes out in a bit. Otherwise go maddening but we'll still know deep down that you're a little casual

Hard classic, it's on the easier side, but going into maddening blind is a terrible idea.

he swings her around and flies into the air to spike her into the ground like his crit animation

>Yuri is a girl genre in Japan.
why tell faggot lies user?

Hard if you want to get a good feel for the game
Maddening if you want to bash your head in
Also Classic, obviously.

She's still a murderous psychopath, so he probably hides her away in a castle somewhere.

Alright Yea Forums, I'm about to start a BE route so storywise who should I recruit? I already planning to get Lysithea since she has a support with Edelgard.

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Ryona is a girl genre in Japan

bullets to the brain also cure mental illness

Honestly speaking, what does Flayn deserve?

Recruit Felix, Leonie, and Ashe

Anyone know Dimitri's chance to proc his crest? Trying to cheese Death Knight on Maddening in ch4.

see:

Is this the most kino scene in the game?

10%, so you'd probably be better off with knightkneeler

Ashe makes sense due to his adopted dad, but why Felix and Leonie?

>awawa...

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How is this game, anyhow?

She gets put under house arrest, and then she promptly kills herself at the first opportunity. She might tell them about the dubstep cult first, maybe.

She get to live obviously, and they finally open to each other. Dimitri learnt about the slitherers and go to obliterate them, he probably also take Edelgard's advices on politics and church so he help to change these.
Since Edelgard's greatest sin is start the war first, she would be exiled to a safe place that Dimitri and maybe Byleth can visit. She live there until end of her shorten lifespan.

Is Raphael better than Caspar?

What's the source on this. All I'm finding is reddit shit where all the comments are deleted

gets thrown into prison, probably
I personally prefer this one

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No lies, only truth.

One of two ways, either Adrestia is absorbed into Faerghus or it becomes a puppet state. In either case Edelgard tells Dimitri about those who slither in the dark and thus begins a crusade led by Dimitri and Byleth.

ok virgin, whatever you say

Leonie has a paralogue with Linhardt, sadly the only cross paralogue involving the Black
Eagles that can be done in Crimson Flower
Felix is just because you should have another melee unit, especially to take up Catherine's place and to make him fight the Boar prince

based alt end

so wait, who was wearing the thigh highs, you or her?

Knightkneeler does half his health, so I'm hoping for the crest to do the other half. Unfortunately my Dedue didn't get enough defense to live through an initiation, so now I have to rely on stride and crests.

On Maddening yes, since he's basically Diet Dedue and everyone's getting doubled anyway

Gomenasai, my name is Bernie-Sama.

I'm a 23 year old Otaku (Anime fan for you fodjins). I draw Anime and Manga on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior Japanese games. (Disgaea, Final Fantasy, Persona series)

I train with my Katana every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through steel because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my sword license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak Japanese fluently, both Kanji and the Osaka dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Japanese history and their bushido code, which I follow 100%

When I get my Japanese visa, I am moving to Tokyo to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an animator for Studio Ghibli or a game designer!

I own several kimonos, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Japan, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my elders and seniors and speak Japanese as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

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Anyone else get a boner when she got mad and said that?

I fucked up and they both died to crits in my game due to their shit luck.
Soren from a ballista crit, and Stephan from some random cavalier fucker with a steel weapon.

Assuming both double or neither do, yes.

When Rhea calls you garbage it's the hottest shit ever.

A lot of data and just social understanding of Japanese culture and history with lesbianism in all its forms say the same thing.

Imagine getting this triggered over a clear bait post

There's a lot to like about this game unfortunately it opened it's arms to the Alphabet community and mentally ill folks likeand OP have been allowed in.

As much as he is entirely devoted to Edelgard he also doesn't entirely bend to her. He does a large manner of shady shit and tells her not to sweat it.

Male can bang post time skip Lysithea and cure her that's all I need for my choice.

jesus fucking christ muh

Shit. I never got any supports between him and Shamir.

Felix slowly loses his shit, and he has some good dialogue where his former friends all destroy him emotionally before he kills them.

You can get Lorenz too, there's no mental gymnastics needed for him to join with the empire and his paralogue weapon is broken.

alas poor user

>no data, no sources and there's factlyl more gay men in the world

Maybe if you actually Chad up'd and left the house you'd see women facing life alone without a man is daunting. They don't put physical labor in.

Ashe is the cutest!

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I mean I can post you some stats and videos if you want.

Imagine if Dedue railed his boipussy

Post Sothis
Bonus if male byleth is in it

factually*

>Lorenz giving up his crest
Nah

It taught me the lesson of Ironman, to assume the worst, always have a backup, and that 1% crit may as well be treated as %100, because it will eventually happen if you don't.

Are you out of your mind? Fujos make up a massive portion of the FE fanbase.

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I think that's the first time I've laughed at an OP joke in a LONG time

The artist that drew that pic ships Ashe with Dedue.

Marianne handling a cock:
imgur.com/HUNV1NG

Can I post some stats tommorow if you want. But a lot of it is outdated. For example in "latest" survey, in magazine that post Yuri aimed at women, 2/3 of readers were female. In Yuri magazine focused on men,2/3 or somewhat less were male.

Cute

it's not even a OP joke

Why do we hate Sothis?

>I can take a small sample size and treat it like it's a majority fact if ya want me too

Do whatever you like, bud. Obsessing over gay shit like that is truly telling of you and the life you live.

What was the name of the song in the scene where Dimitri reaches out to Edelgard?

Post more Chibigard.

This game has too many cute boys and girls and it's really difficult to figure out who to pair Byleth with.

Yurifags are retards that know literally nothing about Japan and don't speak Japanese, but are happy to tell you about how all Japanese women are gay.

>gacha garbage

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>sylvain presented as the quintessential ladies man
>his marriage options are the town bike, going gay with bargain bin Sasuke, or a racist that definitely only enjoys missionary
Why did they have to do /ourguy/ so dirty?

It's good, try it out if you're at least somewhat interested in two or more of the houses.

Eh, sure. We only have those stats to go of. I mean, you were the one saying Yuri is not read by women.

So why is Shadow dragon so hated? i'm playing it right now on H3 and it's fun.

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I absolutely did.

Dunno, I just romanced her, she's pretty cute.

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Did you married him? what's the ending like? I left to chance and he ended up running an inn and solving racism

BBS belongs to Annette.

nah

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For what it's worth, he hates most women and the few A supports he does have are the ones where he actually trusts them or clears the air.
I do wish he had a couple more supports like that, but it makes sense that he doesn't have a lot of A supports.

I mean are you not the same? You have no facts to back up your statement.

>horse/athlete girls
>only into vanilla
user, I...

Annette is for Felix. That's what the otomefriends told me.

Here's your Reddit upvote for picking Reddit house

Is there a way to turn on battle animations for a specific encounter?
I know that in older games, you could do stuff like holding L when selecting an attack to turn the animations on for that single combat.

Did anyone else feel that the route where they couldn't recruit everyone gave it more weight?

Yep, Bargain Bin Sasuke.

>births an entire nation
>still a virgin

HOW DOES SHE DO IT?

I wish Mortal Savant was better because the costume is fucking hilarious.

No, I'm not the same. I actually live in Japan, know Japanese, and can literally walk into an event and physically look at who's in what line. I can also actually read discussion online and tell who's saying what. Besides, I'm not the one spewing nonsense because I saw a small survey that some fag on /u/ linked.

That's Dimitri he's the one with the dead clan

Do you still count as a virgin if you share a body with Byleth?

You know I find it kinda crazy/fun that both Byleth's can get literal deities to swoon over them.

True. I'm a woman and I've always questioned my sexuality, and I've gone back and forth with my preference of gender. However, if there's one thing that's certain at the moment, it's that I want to FUCK Edelgard

stop samefagging already, it's not funny

I mean you are user. You can be also telling lies. Let's just agree that we will disagree.

Fuck yeah. I wish she stayed with you and went full Seiros in one of the routes. Like murderhobo Dimitri but instead of murder it's about purging heretics.

It's fine on hard mode since the game is pretty easy in general, though on maddening it's too much of a meme to use.

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I think I mostly did it on the Edelgard route aside from saving Marianne and getting Lysithea since she defects anyway.
I wanted to lean fully into the bad guy route.

I do apologise, I thought we were going by looks.

???
>If I disagree they must be samefagging

How would Sothis react to being stuck inside Byleth's head as he fucks Edelgard?

>???
fuck off already

he's just so creepy looking. I used him until I got Shamir who was already way better. Then of course stole Petra which is pretty much a requirement for any run

The tiddies aren't big enough for me to want to romance any of them

Sylvain and Felix going gay for each other is honestly the best ending for both of them. With girls, Felix becomes a street performer (Anette, Leonie) or a stay at home dad turned single father (Lysithea)
Sylvains options are a literal slut and a horse girl. If those were my options I would rather chill with my day 1 war buddy for life.

Fuck off dude. You're just crying about my one reply

she'd mock edelgard for being a complete submissive in bed inspite of her being so assertive everywhere else

I dunno Catherine has some hunga malungas hidden away.

It's not a disagreement. You take small cheery picked nonsense posted on your fetish board as gospel regarding Japanese fans when in reality you have 0 understanding of the language or experience with different fanbases. That's fact.

>Chad Female Byleth: can romance all house leaders, Has tons of S supports, male and female
>
>Virgin Male Byleth: can only romance one house leader, gets friendzoned by old men
kinda proves the games made for straight males then but unfortunately doesn't still try and pander to BBQ people

>True. I'm a woman
trannies aren't women

I'm telling, you're not gonna have fish for a month

>Edelgard
>complete submissive in bed

based and scissorpilled

He only gets bad ends with girls in SHIT ROUTES

I'd kill myself if I were a tranny. Absolutely disgusting

Ugly artstyle and no supports

As per the whole key and lock thing, women cannot be Chads.

K, then can you show me some of your findings.

If I were a woman, and a Stacy, I already know what I would do for a perfect life. I'd hook up with some loser from a well off family, then claim he raped me and sue him in civil court. I'd take all the money and then get a qtgf with big honkers and go sailing while we go ass-to-ass on the deck

>or a racist that definitely only enjoys missionary
Easy choice.

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>True. I'm a woman
How's life on easy mode?

>implying edelgard wouldn't put on a leash if her sensei would tell her too

No point in showing you things you can't read. Feel free to check daily rankings by gender on pixiv. Even you should be able to figure those out.

they each wore half

The fucking way he ran off did have me laughing.

>she felt like an object

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Pretty good, thanks. How's yours?

If most modern men weren't so pathetic, this is how you would get murdered

Does female Byleth get pregnant in any epilogue?
That is my fetish.

>but you didn't do anythin-.jpg

Does Ingrid deserve to be happy?

But they are

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Awakening had what, one good female Robin romance? Chrom calls you his friend all game and Sumia is in the title screen as his wife, they pretty clearly assumed players would skew male.

Male Robin has a whole pile of amazing romance options, time traveling princesses, the literal heroine of the game, 3 flavors of Dragon, a creepy/sweet stalker, a Japanese Empress, etc etc

So no women is interested in sex with Japanese men. Good to know. Also, I do see Yuri more on female side of pixiv then on male.

Sylvain in verdant wind

Sounds good to me.

>If most modern men weren't so pathetic,
lol and women are angles that do no wrong? Give me break. Most women have no self respect

So just how did Nemesis go from a humble thief to Unga, the Bunga of Liberation? More specifically, how did he manage to sneak his ass into Sothis' tomb to murder her dead and then conquer Fodlan while also massacring the Nabateans?

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So, are you retarded or illiterate?

Got lucky and found Sothis' sleeping body, easy kill for him.

I'm black actually racist

>Also, I do see Yuri more on female side of pixiv then on male.
I take back what I said. You're too stupid to work even pixiv.

But they are.

he rolled a natural 20 when using his sneaking ability

Who the fuck just leaves God sleeping unprotected?

oh fug has anyone seen jesus recently

When the sword turns into a whip, is that actually Sothis' spine?

Sothis, she's not the brightest bulb despite being a goddess. Dumb shit probably just found some tomb to sleep in and assumed no one would bother her.

Me in the 2nd panel after talking to any woman.

What part of her it is unknown, all that's known is that the weapons are part of their skeletons.

Honestly on my fresh maddening run min/maxing my monastery time I found I could recruit everyone if I REALLY wanted to. The only ones I ended up not recruiting were Ferdie and Raphael

>you will never have a bro this LOYAL
fuck my life

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Yes.

I go there. There is a tab that allows you to view art more favored by female or male userbase. Most Yuri is liked more,or shows on top more,in female userbase. I use that tab more. Are you really living in Japan?

what can be done about the homo virus in Japan?

She's got eternal cuck Hubert on her side

But Felix is already gay.

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>a pathological liar

I would be surpsied but you like /u/ so it's a given

pixiv.net/ranking.php?mode=female
BL is what kills it with the ladies, you stupid lying faggot.

Chrom mostly calls you his friend I'm the nip version, and they got a unique drama CD that's specifically about their relationship. Chrom and Sumia's relationship wasn't well received so IS killed it, in favor of pushing Chrom and FRobin since its way popular.

Besides MRobin and Lucina none of MRobin's relationships were very popular either. In fact he tended to poll lower than FRobin in all official character polls.

So other user is right, FRobin did start the trend.

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>drama CD
why are nips so cringe who actually consumes stuff like that

Still you'd think some Nabateans would tail her.

>when, even though just a moment, Dimitri returns back to old self upon seeing him alive
Shame BL maps become mage city, though honestly the maps could be solely mages and I would still use this guy, Dedue is that lovable.

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Yes,of course. But my argument is that Yuri is still getting more favored by female userbase when compared to male. You really are not invalidating my point. Yaoi is also my jam.

What's the name of the track that plays when Edeldard is all "Hey, Dimitri. Knife"?

Because they like having content and have a culture of radio shows that's still kicking. Westerners used to do the same thing.

This meme is pretty funny to me considering he got laid out going rambo against the generic units guarding Edelgard in my GD playthrough

you've yet to post anything to back this absurd claim up and continue getting called out on lies

>But my argument is that Yuri is still getting more favored by female userbase
It's literally not. Yuri breaks into the male rankings every now and then (usually in R18) but those same images won't rank on the female rankings because they're always dominated by BL. Why are faggots such stupid liars?

how is dancer Bernie focused on swords+faith?
does her crest proc with levin sword?

Why are you retards even arguing about what nip bitches masturbate to?

>Why are faggots such stupid liars?
Antisocial personality disorder is a hell of a thing user

Because I get more upset than I should by retards on the internet who don't actually know anything about Japan but pretend to be experts on it.

Are there slithers in our real world?

I'd much rather FE became an otome series than a fujo series.

Check out that child like waist

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yes try here

*bing* *bing*

Yes, the rich

I mean, not all Yuri is porn. Most non NSFW Yuri pictures and comics get favored more by female fanbase. And most NSFW images for men are solo girls. Most Yuri you talk about is 2 girls or more waiting or posing for viewer.

You two do realize that pixiv has been partially taken over by Tumblr and partially abandoned by Nips si it's not really an indication of anything right?

But even the designed otome route such as BL get all fujo fanarts.

if you think women are seeking yuri you're a liar and retarded

>Most non NSFW Yuri pictures and comics get favored more by female fanbase.
You can lie all you want, but it's not going to change reality, you ignorant faggot.

Why are you offended by that?

I'm not that user, I'm saying that the both of you are foolish pixiv as an indication of anything since Tumblrinas have partially taken over.

Stop making posts about this weak ass game. I don't know why like 98% of the male characters look like bitches and feminine. Only like 2 look like actual dudes. The rest look like walking shojo troupes. Who responsible for the character designs?

Next, there is like no dark skin girls in the game, all of them are either pale and only like 2 of them are tan and none of them have any real lips worth noting. They're all monkeys bro.

The game play is outdated as shit with turn based fucking strategy. You're literally taking turns to let someone beat you up, fucking stupid man.
You're all bitches, every single one of you. Stop turning this website into a scat fetish website, I don't like seeing shit every time I go on.

Why are angry? I keep searching but my claims seemed to be confirmed by my search. Also if we go by pixiv, Japanese women are not interested in having sex with a men. Which is kind of sad.

*wahoo*

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Oh my fucking god why in the imagery of this in my head so hilarious

>but my claims seemed to be confirmed by my search.
Really? Which yuri images and manga are ranking higher on female pages than male? What other research are you doing? Looking at images faggots on /u/ linked that none of you can read isn't research.

post that picture of Flayn

"family"
Were they fucking?

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because I thought it'd be funny to type out

Dimitri basically refers to Dedue as his older brother and Dedue refers to Dimitri as a younger brother.

1 work was favored more by each gender. We can continue this tommorow.

Not unless you actually learn Japanese and gain some experience by tomorrow. And why are you talking like this is some kind of general? No one's waiting for you to come back and post some images you found on /u/ to pretend you have a point.

>1 work
Why do you lie? Anyone can literally just look.

lol why are you so insecure

nah hubert is probably the most misunderstood character on Yea Forums. he constantly goes behind edelgard's back to do black book shit she explicitly tells him not to do. his love for edelgard isn't like the love dimitri has for her or the love you would think of between two intimate partners. hubert found a common ideological cause with edelgard and he sees her as the only vassal to put their plan for fodlan into fruition. i thought hubert was a white knight too until i played black eagles and he grew on me.

Why do you confuse pointing out lies with insecurity.