Never should have come here
Never should have come here
Dominic Flores
Elijah Sanchez
le skyrim maymays
Jace Bailey
I YIELD I YIELD
...
NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME HERE!
Angel Allen
On every one of my Skyrim playthroughs I play as a Nord and I kill every non Nord and mage on site, with the exception of the Breton in Riverwood.
Ryder Foster
based Todd
Gabriel Turner
>on site
Your nord RP is on point, really nailing their small brain.
Elijah Bennett
Did Todd just assume all of the players were bloodthirsty savages with no honor who kill those who surrender?
David Hernandez
SAVED
Jordan Cox
Is circumcision a practice in the elder scrolls world? Do you think some of the races are as aggressive as they are due to the fact that they had the most sensitive parts of their penis ripped off and will never be able to truly satisfy themselves?
Luis Taylor
should of*
Ayden Roberts
but user, redguards are unironically the best.
Adrian Wright
Post your based mers.
Joseph Brown
A thalmor justiciar was really polite with my character for once, she told me that is my duty to report any talos worship and then said goodbye, no insults or arrogant tone or anything. That's weird
Austin Edwards
Never should've coom here!
Zachary Morgan
I NEED SOME NON ANIME LOOKING NEITHER SLOOTY FOLLOWERS RECOMMENDATIONS.
Xavier Powell
Give me the essential Skyrim immersion mod list including things like immersive lewdness and slavery rapes etc
Owen Brown
Brandon Barnes
Khajiit is definitely not a Vampire.
Cooper Lewis
David Gomez
AWWWWWW....
Who said that the Altmer couldn't be emotional and cute?
Justin Edwards
Jackson King
>should have
not
>should of
you had one fucking job
Jaxson Nguyen
Based, I do the same
David Sanders
It's a thalmor tradition
Bentley Brooks
Being liked by an altmer is an achievement, This guys are perfectionist and live very long lives not just any act of friendship is going to impress them
Jason Bennett
Gavin Bailey
>entire population of province is 10% townsfolk, 20% forsworn, 30% draugr and 40% bandits
Bentley Perry
Do we actually have a proper list of all the named Kings and Queens of Alinor and close royalty? Like someone else other than King Hidellith and his children: Queen Ayrenn and prince Naemon?
Or is Bethesda THAT much lazy as well?
Julian Howard
fuck off nordmie
REEEEEEE
Nolan Brooks
anything that keeps you playing for longer is gonna be immersive
Charles Peterson
>tfw flattered
if he wasn't a Thalmor then Ondolemar would unironically be a swell dude.
Nolan Perez
>filthy greyskins
youtu.be
Leo Bennett
FUS
Jacob Reyes
I guess this is the "inspiring/motivational altmer" thread now
Mason Carter
>moments later
>"STUPID DOG."
Jonathan Sullivan
>You're awfully inquisitive, aren't you? I like that.
Ryan Anderson
Proving the superiority of Mer over Men, one century at a time.
Ethan Miller
>Or is Bethesda THAT much lazy as well?
dunno. check imperial library or whatever Kirkbride came up with.
Luke Long
His life is only worth 40 septims and his goons nothing it costs less than an iron sword to rid Markarth of Thalmor filth
Logan Price
>that awful feel when realizing that Elisif is so retarded that she actually thinks Elewen is her friend and a nice woman
Carson Evans
>Thalmor filth
Watch your mouth and know your betters.
Liam Sullivan
Elisif doesn't do anything she's just a puppet figurehead for Tullius/Ulfric and her steward and court mage run everything. She's just as useless as that kid who runs Falkreath.
Nolan Rodriguez
MGTOW Isnt being like the Pepes?Why is showing as a Jew thing?
Robert Russell
According to some redguard diplomat she does nothing but try new dresses and buy jewelry
Jaxson Baker
>muh grand parade in midst of a civil war
Juan Sullivan
did you guys also immediately dump that stupid whore after finishing dawnguard and never talk to her again?
she's like an insufferable gilmore girls character and acts and talks like that too. fuck was she annoying.
Mason Jenkins
>Parenting, you say?
>What is that "parenting" you speak of?
Evan Jenkins
I don't like her corpse raising habit she'll raise anything dead nearby even a bunny
Michael Hernandez
No.
I even found a mod to marry her and so I did. And the same night, I fucked her so hard and so good, that she was screaming "FUCK Molag Bal! Your dick is so much better! Take me my lord!"
Joshua Stewart
Do the dunmer do it, being such degenerates?
Charles Butler
I would hate fuck her.
Christopher Hill
>shoot firebolts and sun bursts
>of course the dumb cunt or her corpse runs into my firing line everytime
Jose Reed
>be noble woman
>be protected all your life and have all your desires satisfied since childhood
>grow up to be the high king cumdumpster
>your only job is to expread your legs once in a while
>you don't even do that because your husband is a manchild
>your husband is murdered
>you are now a candidate for the position of high king
>you obviously don't know what the fuck is going on but you try to play it cool
She is like a tsar Nicholas
Nolan Roberts
He has 3 kids from two women and neither of the mothers are around, he's also probably been fucking Irileth since his youth
Nicholas Sanchez
i liked her
Adrian Hill
>fucking Irileth
At least he has good taste despite being a shit leader and father
John Watson
Hey unrelated to Skyrim but still relates to Bethesda. Got the urge to mod Fallout 4 after a couple years and for some awful reason despite being a fresh install on reformatted drives the game crashes with 10-15 seconds after making a new game. No mods installed. Played fine on the same hardware before but now I'm on Windows 10. I love Bethesda games.
Thank you for reading my blog post.
Matthew Foster
I found her adventuring alone while I was enjoying looking at the stars with my wife, I told her to tag along and she refused, she sounded legitimate angry that I was with my wife.
Is this cunt bipolar or something she acts like she is hot shit but gets jealous like a teenager
Liam Scott
you feel better now, buddy?
Henry Sanchez
she's a woman bro
Anthony Parker
Yes, thank you for asking.
Ayden Ward
yeah I know, he is an irresponsible manwhore and an alcoholic. here is an interesting theory: Nelkir isn't even his son but just his youngest brother who hates his guts. the other two kids are most likely from two different women.
the Black-Briars are incestoid faggots too.
Maven's son and Steward is most likely her lover and the other two wouldn't continue Maven's power trip. if Maven fucks up or gets killed by upsetting too many powerful people in Tamriel, there would be no decent heir to keep things going because none of her kids are cut out for that.
Luke Roberts
I mostly liked her for the voice. I also played Laura Bailey in Saint's Row.
Jaxon Stewart
After all these years I've never beaten skyrim nor even done almost any expansion stuff. I usually go up to see the beard hermits and then fuck off all over the lands until the combat and exploration become unfulfilling and then stop.
Ayden Peterson
It's unclear what is actually going on with the Black-Briars because the dialog says Hemming is both her son and husband it's a Bethesda fuckup
Jackson Ward
Ethan Hughes
this is way too coherent to be oblivion dialogue.
OD is like: "how are you?" "LEAVE ME ALONE" "have you heard of the high elves?" "I head NPC so-and-so has the best prices in town." "I COULD TEAR YOU IN HALF."
Dylan Sanders
YEAH TEAR EM APART
>walks into landmine
Gabriel Cox
NO, FUCK ELVES
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Aiden Wilson
>the line file activates "Never should have come here!" or "I'm gonna tear you to pieces!" as their head is flying off of their shoulders
Ryan Barnes
The real reason to get the Boathiah’s Bidding mod
Henry Parker
Robert Perry
No, Skyrim is that backwards
Austin Gonzalez
Maybe it’s just Brit Mi’lah they do.
i2researchhub.org
Daniel Gomez
I once was a nord lover like you but then I understood elven supremacy and my life improve for the better
Nolan Long
YEAH YEAH!
Ethan Wilson
This
Nolan Ross
Does skyrim have husbandos?