Miranda!

Miranda!

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Miranda!

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>has been dicked by Jacob
Ashley all the way

>Ashley all the way
Stanley Woo confirmed she was a transsexual.

i dont care what anyone says, miranda is a cutie

Bullshit

>Ashley Williams IS a tranny... there's a thread in the Bioware forums with a developer participating, in it, that confirms that she is indeed a man**.
>Stanley Woo: "Many of you already know, with the subsequent leak of the story, that Ashley is holding a secret. Many of you feel baffled by this reveal of the story and are questioning why did we chose to take this path. We at Bioware are committed with progressive thinking and shun every time of discrimination in relationships when we develop our games. We already put homosexual relationships in Dragon Age 2 and we heard the input from the transsexual community, that they wanted to be counted too. That's why we chose to take this path with Ashley's character. A final word to out heterosexual fans. This choices are not forced upon you, and there's always the choice of going with the opposite sex in your game love interest"

ah, i remember this classic b8 post from before mass effect 3 released

Traynor was the cutest girl. It is a shame she was a lesbian and only in ME3.

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>posts bullshit in response to a bullshit claim
Good job

Shes was a moron with a beyond annoying accent. Forget the fact shes a paki lesbian

Miranda is for bimbofication and subsequently being bred by hung Asari, notably Liara and Samara.

Anybody got that Miranda/Waifubby mega link?

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Miranda!

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I need this too.

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>blacked test tube gub gub bitch with a big face
>Ugly annoying and also dead after I blew her up in the first game
>Noticeably weathered poojeet that only likes the smell of dead fish

You know what? Roll out the aliens, humanity btfo

ROOK I RESPONDID TO EVERYWAN POST WOT NOW

Is that the photoshop whale momo

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>Miranda meme'd as having a fat ass and generally excellent figure
>It's actually the same fucking model as everyone else sans Jack

Plebs.

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They made her look retarded in 3

*sucks Varren dick*

Nope, it's some whore on instagram who sometimes posts porn on her story then deletes it within 10 mins or some shit.

I left her ass alone when I found out she was voiced by a black chick. Ruined her and Ulysses for me.

my negro

>Literal animal fucker

>Mass Effect 1: Humanity is divided between the Haves and the Have Nots. Industrialized Nations reap the benefits of space colonization while the sprawling slums of the Third World continue to fight over scraps on Earth
>Mass Effect 2: Oh, United States had a second civil war and China is super strong
>Mass Effect 3: And everyone's some shade of brown, with natural blondes being exceedingly rare.
The prog creep was incredible.

She looks so much like Belladona.

Alright, so what was the problem with the engineer class? Every chart on it shows people barely play it, but it doesn't seem particularly weak.

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If I remember right engineer powers were good against robots but for everything else it was just a case of summon a drone and hide while it fights for you.

>that pic
>the name of the town

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Yes

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But also Jack

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Was Miranda really?

She can't have kids

Not 100%, but if you ask Jacob if they have history together he says "dont wanna talk about it" in a way that means yes

Makes her perfect for pumping full of nut 24/7.

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No, it's confirmed they dated and/or fucked, I just don't remember where.

If you cant remember then how do you know its confirmed?

this the only problem i have with miranda
wtf bioware

>Miranda!
I am Commander Shepard and this is my favorite ass in the galaxy.

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ugly shitter

The weirdest part is that that first one feels like you could convey a better liberal message than the other two.

Do you, by any chance, have a link to full vid of that gif? I can't find it, even on google. I remember it has something to do with fake PDA advertisement or something like that.

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Best girl

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I do understand she's not for everybody.

Which makes it even better.

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>That filename

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no
________ You thought this was the link lmfao __________

More Miri

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Banes?

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Tell me about Banes. Why does he uh, get drunk?

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Yeah, I know, a gif for ants.

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Play it on higher difficulties.

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dr gilf please report to the captain's quarters

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>Ashley
Killed that cunt back on Virmire as soon as she threatened my boy wrex.

>No Chakwas romance
>Basically zero Chakwas porn, or even fanart
Pure suffering. All I want is to cuddle the gilf after hard breeding sessions.

She only does that if YOU fail to talk him down

not, it's just his headcanon.
jacob had a thing for her and that's about it.
he was friendzoned hard.

In the mobile game

What's the point if you know there's 0% chance of impregnation?

Creampies

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best taste itt