Make hundreds of taunts

>make hundreds of taunts
>ban them from online to protect player fee fees
>everyone just does the crouch spam instead
>now have flavourless taunting
>fee fees can still be hurt
>will never unban taunts

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this whole feefee bullshit is the worst part about zoomer age

Kirby can still taunt

I don't have the new smash Bros

Can you really not taunt now? That's fucking ridiculous if true.

You can do them in lobbies so who cares?

Not in random online battles now.
They need to fix online in general but it seems like they never will.

You can only taunt offline, taunts are disabled online to protect player feelings, but instead people just crouch spam as a stand in for taunting, it looks worse and is less fun then regular taunting plus being out of character

You can't taunt ONLINE
You can still taunt in offline matches

They weren't banned because of "feelings", it was because you dumbfucks kept ruining online with your shitty taunt parties.

>taunts are removed to prevent hurt feelings
>never got my feelings hurt from getting taunted
>people teabag all the time online instead
>fills me with indescribable rage and I never rematch these people

It’s so fucking dumb. You can even tell they didn’t even try with the taunts for most of the new characters.

Smash 4 limited you to 2 taunts per stock and it was fine

Taunts weren't disallowed in Quickplay because of "fee fees", it was because people kept having taunt parties, where they would start just taunting to each other and anyone in the same game who just wanted to play was just locked into a match with two or three retards taunting. This was stupidly common in Brawl and Smash 4 online, and Smash 4 already tried to mitigate it with a taunt limit.

Feelings have nothing to do with it, it was people being disruptive to those who want to actually play the game. People are still doing similar in Ultimate - try playing Free for All tourneys and you'll come across the occasional tard that starts a match with teabagging to try and get others to do so and if they do, they'll do it instead of fighting for the rest of the game. It's a lot less common than in 4 and Brawl though.

You can't taunt against randoms in matchmaking. You can taunt in online lobbies (with friends or otherwise) and offline.

>Game that banned taunting has by far the most toxic userbase of any Smash game.
What DID Sakurai mean by this?

The supreme way to taunt is SD on your last stock when the opponent is Star KOing on their last stock

Taunt parties stopped being a thing in Brawl.
Hell, if you were paranoid about them, you could always just go into For Glory in Sm4sh. Sm4sh had unstable as fuck online so ffa was kind of a mess anyway.

What’s Star KOing?
Taunt Parties? I don’t get it. You just taunt over and over and don’t fight? I remember one night I joined a battle arena and everyone was doing that and I was so confused. Wtf is the point?

Why do people defend the awful online of Ultimate? It's worse than Sm4sh and has to be paid for.

>can't switch characters and rematch
>GSP in general, scaling with characters, best way to stay in elite smash is not to play
>rule sets affecting music rather than it just being client side
>no taunting
>limited rule sets, can't select a set number of stages
>banned if you SD, banned if you idle
>can't quit midmatch incase something comes up irl
>awful arena system, only 1 match at a time (this killed Yea Forumseekend threads

And that is without getting into the netcode and delay. Some characters simply can't be played well online

You can taunt online when in lobbies, just not against random matchups.

Literally just in-game shitposting and circlejerking, plus an easy way to out people to gang up on. It gained popularity in Brawl where the online was complete ass, but apparently it happened occasionally in Sm4sh too (must have been rare though because I never saw it.)
It's rare these days but you'll see it sometimes in Ultimate regardless of the taunt ban

That’s dumb

>STOP HAVING FUN IN THIS GAME YOU PAID MONEY FOR! THIS IS A SERIOUS CHILDREN'S GAME!

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Absolutely agreed. People suck Ultimate's dick despite Sm4sh arguably being a better package.
Fuck, Slap City has better online and that fucking game is an indie title made on a shoestring budget. Nintendo can't do it right even after forcing you to pay for it. It's insane.

>Luigi and Snake are locked out of options since they have taunts that attack the opponent.

As a Shulk main, I'm glad I can still Art-shuffle as a pseudo-taunt
If, in a perfect world, Dante makes it in and style switching is on the D-pad, I'd TRICKSWORDTRICKSWORDGUARDGUN every time I get a kill too.

Most of that toxicity would be gone if NintendoWOULD JUST FUCKING ANNOUNCE ALL THE DLC CHARACTERS AT ONCE INSTEAD OF MAKING US WAIT OVER A FUCKING YEAR OF YET MORE SPECULATION THREADS ABOUT HOW SHANTAE, REIMU, AND DOOMGUY ARE IN FOR THE 1,000,000th TIME

Don't forget retards like Vergeben and whoever else claiming to have anything to remotely do with any video games ever and claiming to have very real leaked information.

Ultimate's online is like it's specifically designed to be the worst it can possibly be.

>no taunts
>still get stuck with other people's shit movesets
>can't change character between matches with the same opponents so you're just stuck playing the same matchup over and over
>no way to communicate with your opponent (this was possible through tags in 4 but that's gone now since you can't change tags between games)

Why did they get rid of 4fun and 4gloryhole

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Sm4sh limited you to two taunts per stock.

>What's Star KOing?

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>taunt parties
Do Smash really have their own version of friendly heavies?

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feefees are entirely a soillennial thing