Area is supposed to be inaccessible

>Area is supposed to be inaccessible.
>Can be reached by exploiting terrain and movement mechanics anyway.

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What's the purpose of mountain goats?

Drinking calcium rich water and staying clear of predators.

Imagine if they fell I wonder how big of a splat they would make haha

whats the weirdest shit anyone's ever found out of bounds by doing this

it's more of a crunch and a bounce

They crave the minerals

A nigger!

...

I seriously doubt that.

Didn't the second level in Halo 2 literally have an easter egg or something? You could jump out of the map but the devs actually knew about it.

Was pretty fun.

I love mountain goats bros

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everything you can find in san andreas by jetpacking into the nether realm through the gym's ceiling.

I wish that were me.

Based goats

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Scarab gun, lotta fun, played a ton, gotta run, to get some cun

how is it gonna come down?

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In Halo 2 you had the Scarab Gun, on the second level you gotta push an occupied Banshee through a tunnel and then you're good to go, fly to the top of a beam where it's just lying there. It's the 'weapon' they have the Scarab use and it does the exact same gigantic energy beam. Absolutely broken but if you got to the point where you can get it it doesn't really matter. Fun stuff to show friends.
Halo 1 also had some hidden stuff but it was just boring default assets like a helmetless UNSC marine

There was a Youtube clickbait video about it a year ago. That probably covers the most popular ones.
As for myself, I guess it was the old Mace of Doom/Dewey Decimal from Oblivion, that was a pretty sweet one. Mace with exploding fireball on attack, yeah I'm cool with it.

What's the next step in his master plan?

one centimeter at a time, in a slowly lowering circle and careful trot.

get down from there.
you're a mountain goat, not a palm goat.

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I do this in single player but in multiplayer games I'm afraid I'd fall off the screen or get stuck.
It's partiallly my fault for always playing cheap indie games with my friends because my pc can't run any better

MOTOR SCREAMING OUT STUCK IN
SECOND GEAR

good one

THE SCENE ENDS BADLY AS YOU MIGHT IMAGINE

For me personally it was reaching that island in RDR2 after you beat the story

You had to go in very specific directions and turns at certain "landmarks" I say that because it all looks the same, but at the same time very strange. Just plains and miles of grass and trees spread out, sometimes the grass and type of trees would change. One time a bear materialized out of nowhere and almost killed my friend. Crazy stuff. You're always wondering if the next step you take will have you fall through the world.

Eventually you reach this one section of the map where you're at the very edge, and the only thing in front of you is the skybox and a small "tear" or rip in the ground. You jump into this tear, and all of a sudden you're at the shore of the island.

lul he got beat up by his step dad

parallel universes

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>when you jump too high and get stuck in geometry in an early 3D game

In World of Warcraft there's a bunch of the models they use in Netherstorm are inside the Deadmines. Presumably they were testing BC models and just picked the Deadmines.

Being utterly based daredevils

How in the fuck do they do it? I don't understand.

You can also glitch your way into Mexico in SP.

THEY

Fucking xenoblade 1

Just when I thought I've seen everything. It doesn't even look real.

He sure did, buddy. He sure did.

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i did this back in elementary school when one of the custodial closets was left open. There was a circuit breaker that you had to clip through and was able to climb on top of it then jump on to an invisible barrier into the ceiling. There was a shit load of just empty rooms I guess that didn’t make the cut but there was one that was creepy as shit. It was just a single chair in an empty room with a single dim light source only highlighting the chair. Textures started bugging out and human skin textures started taking place of the ground textures, and it slowly started to red shift. I wished I had stayed around longer but I was scared shitless and climbed back out. have never told anyone to this day

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They simply don't give a fuck.

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Their hooves are built for gripping hard stone-like surfaces.
Also, there's an on-going rite of passage from the moment they're brought into this world. The ones that can't keep up fall, crush their internal organs and die. The great filter only lets the masters live.

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goats are fucking retarded lmfao

Be careful, you might accidentally glitch into The Backrooms.

That's pretty badass
That makes sense. If you can't do it correctly from a young age, you won't be able to just casually climb mountains everyday, licking mineral salt. I can only assume the adults don't experience any fear when doing it.

so many strange places in wow accessible by wall climbing or whatever it was called

How far does the map extend in RDR2? I'm watching a video of someone doing this and even when they've left the physical map, it looks like it goes forever. I haven't played the game so I don't know.

kek literally me playing TERA

i'd glitch every fucking where and people would try to imitate me

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CRAVE

THAT

MINERAL

>game has mimics

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>game's sequel has previous game's protagonist as side character

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>party members can claim loot for themselves

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I used to love doing this as a kid, especially in WoW. What does this say about me?

GM Island

>What does this say about me?
you're a goat

Hard and with a splat

But I believe in magic

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>especially in WoW
fuck yeah
vanilla Hyjal explorers unite

based goats

What games do this? All I can think of from the top of my head is RDR2 and Prototype 2.

Occupying space wherever it is.
Life finds a way.

What I'm sayin is, do we need em

>climb almost vertical 160 foot tall dam just to lick it
Are goats autistic?

>area is forbidden
>no one knows how to enter it

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What's the purpose of ground goats?
What's the purpose of humans?
What's the purpose of video games?
What's the purpose of existence?

Well now what the fuck

Aion had an entire unfinished zone under its hub, Sanctum, with NPCs and random set pieces just around. It got removed, but boy was it an adventure getting there because it actually took planing and flight management. Probably one of the most unintentional innovative parts of the game.

There were quite a few places like that if you didn't die via drowning because OOB killer water.

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haha

Damn.

Pretty much every map in Halo 2, single and multiplayer both.

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Some gods are just weird/defiant.

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>What's the purpose of mountain goats?

Gotta get that salt bro.

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for some reason this got me

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>tfw this shit isn't in Vanilla anymore

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this creature is truly an aberration. I bet they taste like shit too just to spite us.

>the goat tower
I heard the best loot is at the top but there's two guardians which nobody has ever gotten past

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>Wealth
>Beauty
>power
>ability to permanently destroy all micro transactions
>A day in the goat tower
Which would Yea Forums choose?

>mountain goats
I seriously hope you guys have watched this

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FUCKING METAL

The power to enter the goat tower.

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Wealth. I shall buy my way into the goat tower.

terrain for cyrodiil outside of Skyrim's map boundaries

That creepy tomb near karazhan

Unbelievable..

You can't buy your way into the goat tower you retard.

There doesn’t seem to be that much good for them on mountains, what weird animals

I both like and don't like that they finally allowed players to get into it. You have to do a laundry list of "my dad works at Nintendo" bullshit you have to do but you can access it now.

All things can be bought and sold for the right price, user. Surely a well-placed bribe or two will ensure my access to the goat tower.

the power to become a true goat

Even with the minerals?

If you could buy your way in, it wouldn't be worth entering.
Bribery will be met by the three Billy Goats Gruff

>The Mineral?
fix

HEAD LIKE A FUCKING ORANGE

You can't bribe those who already have everything they need and want.

That be an incorrect question. The breal one would be do us need you.

But surely the bribe might spare one some effort required to acquire its content by oneself.

There's not a place on this earth you can't get into withe enough money, I shall prove it. I will enter the goat tower and add its riches to my vast collection.

There may be an end to needs but there is a never an end to wants, no matter who or what you are you will always want more.

A day in the goat tower to acquire the forbidden knowledge.
The rest will come naturally after. Except for beauty

How the fuck did they photograph those ghosts from there?

The goats who think that way go splat in the first months of their lives, human.

Sick wall jumps, bro.

Is that laddergoat's cousin?

nothing is truly "needed" but it survives all the same

The dam in shadow of the colossus

Except the goat tower contains the end of wants. A real end to wants, and not some bullshit that results in your death.

there is no way this is fucking real

and they said assassin's creed odyssey was unrealistic

t. an eagle

We need you, user.

Well, that truly depends. Are you playing as a goat there?

Dishonored 2

I'm gonna need some high quality footage of this.

buy them a dam, it will not be enough

the goat tower is host to the minerals

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all im saying is that what's needed is irrelevant and a stupid fucking question
see:bobbit worms and ass worms

like most animals their purpose is being SIGNIFICANTLY more based than humans.

LET ME SEE YOUR FACE

No, you play the same character. Unless you have shit taste.

>1 million dollars per year for life
or
>3 seconds in the goat tower
well anons?

no guys, the second level which is outskirts which has the blind skull and the REX energy Sword.

This

Mountain Goats don't need to Grow or Farm food, they don't need to build shelter, they don't need entertainment, all they need is the mountainside and 4 good legs.

Story makes more sense with Emily you absolute pleb. And I already played around with Corvo's power in the first game, not going with Emily for a first playthrough makes no goddamn sense.

I use my millions to build more goat towers. Eventually goats will recognize my services and allow me a full minute, blindfolded, in one of the original goat towers.

>no one has mentioned the dancing troll village yet from WoW
Best out of bounds easter egg ever.

>fuck gravity, I'm a goat, bitch!

humans can't build goat towers, only goats.
you're money is no good here!

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Such foolish arrogance, what makes you think the goats would care about a sniveling insect like you?

>playing a female when given the choice
how long have you been on hrt?

If I don't get into the goat tower no one shall. I will destroy the towers, and the goats within.

I guess you could count SMT 4 Apocalypse

your hubris will be your downfall

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M-MASAKA

>Wanting to violate the sanctity of the goat tower

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I use my millions to buy explosives and destroy the goat towers.

FUUUUUUUCK

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when i was in my early teens there was that cross motorbike game when you reached the top of the cliffs at the corners of the map it would litteraly punch you back with the force of a thousand suns and it was the funniest thing ever. But then again lingery page on my mom's catalogs was all I needed to jerk off four times a day.

I think MXxATV Unleashed also did this

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NO GOATS
NO KINGS
NO TOWERS

Said the Yea Forumstard while being surrounded by man made buildings, man made people, man made fucking internet, that thing you use to take a virtual dump with every day.

Stfu horsefucker.

Oh yep indeed, I used to go freeroam on midtown madness 2 all the time and try to actually drive using the lights and all. damn, back then I played Urban Assault, sw rogue squadron, diablo2 and shogo all the time on my sister's shitty computer. late 90's, early 00's were pretty comfy. Got my own computer in 2k3 after graduating from middle school and then life was over for me.

I'll take the millions.

Halo 3 had it too.
youtu.be/mKtIQOVw9OQ

Imagine sliding down and plowing into as many goats as you can

True. Although some maps had retarded kill you gimmicks.
But Reach was the nail in the coffin. They killed all hopes of exploration outside of those maps.

another goat took the picture obviously.

>Cingino Dam
I still can't believe people on fucking Yea Forums talk about the place where I live.

>when your hear about the US' defeat and taliban's homecoming