It runs like complete shit

The fact that Nintendo games never go on sale is the biggest cancer in the industry. It's why I never buy half their garbage.

>he doesn't know how to overclock

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Shitty art style prevented me from ever trying Wind Waker as a kid, it sure as hell will do the same here for me now.

I do want to see how my nigga Boxin' Blaino looks though.

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picture or go eat a bag of dicks.

The game looks and runs like shit. Of course dumbfags will defend it.

They learned to do digital sales though.

>pirated game
>runs like shit
Pottery

nintendo intentionally made the early version have bad performance to give pirates a bad experience. the retail version will get a performance patch and people with a job will enjoy the game to the fullest while pirate parasites will complain on Yea Forums

Look for "Link's Awakening NSP". It's out.

>letting something as minor as visuals you don't like get in the way of enjoying a good game

You're a bitch

This is why I sold my switch. Their 10+ year old ports costs $50 or $60 bucks when I can get the same game with much better graphics and 60fps on ps4 or xbox or PC. From a financial standpoint, the switch is a dumb device to own. Unless you primarily play portable or are a nintincel then it's a worthless purchase.

down syndrome much

Sorry but Nintendo games are not for niggers. Stick with your PlayStation

Everything is too smooth and shiny. I'm getting real sick of the Disney, Unreal Engine 4 aesthetic in most newer Nintendo titles. The color palette looks garish, and the HUD is again soulless Apple shit.

The ripped NSP was from a retail copy. So all the soiys who buy this Friday and don't update will have the same exact issues until Nintendo updates it

>windwaker's artstyle is shitty
here's your (you) take it and shove it deep up your ass.

Jesus fuck dude. You got the concept of a day 1 patch and twisted it around in a way that it could end with Nintendo sucking dicks with each copy of the game.

What is it about this game that makes boomers seethe?

Why would he need to overclock a GB game?

>Not pirating it
Lmaoing at you

guys they changed the mirror shield

it's a-fuking-nother hylian shield

fuck this reamache

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Bought DxM, pirating this.

>pirate game
>get shitty unoptimized pirated version

Lmao poorfag pirates BTFO once again

Well yeah, it's what you get when you get a game before its release.

Does Nintendo just charge so much because the proprietary cartridges they use?

Well it's one of the few occurrences where it makes sense. It's exactly the same thing as the GB game with a different art style, if you don't like it you're better off emulating the GBC version.

Imagine being a piratefag and getting dabbed on by nintendo lmao get fucked losers

Imagine Zelda Dungeon Maker somewhere between the Mario ones and Halo Reach or Dreams

wait is that the real artwork? just a recolor from the skyward sword era

dont steal videogames

PC for multiplats at best graphical quality.
Switch for Nintendo exclusives and portable weebshit that runs on 2009 netbooks.

I will be buying this game, but not right away.

Thank you for reading my opinion piece. Please like and follow for updates when they happen!

You can't be fucking serious right?

LEt me guess, everything has to be gritty and realistic for you?

OP is a massive retard, It runs great.

Same. Not paying $60 for this and I’m a massive zeldafag

?

That they changed the L-2 mirror shield

This works two ways though. After all this time I can still sell Botw for $40 second hand.
If you can find some webshop that sells link awakening for around $50, you can complete it and sell it for $40.

So...how's the music? I only heard bits and pieces from gameplay footage and so far it sounds like they did a BotW style. Which is to say, not very impressive ('cept one or two tracks)...

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Why are Eric and the other s0nyggers seething so hard over this game? It doesn’t even look that good.

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Back in the 90's when Nintendo had games for all ages and people that had Mega Drives and Saturns and Playstation used to say Nintendo made games for babies and children, now they really do, the visuals make me want to vomit, hate this trend with Nintendo, there's a difference in making stylized visuals like The Wind Waker and trash like this and the Yoshi wool games, they took A Link Between Worlds playmobil visuals and made it even worse.

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No, just some real shading and my main character not looking like a funko pop with only slightly more soul in the eyes.
Seething porcelain dollfaggots

drive.google.com/file/d/1s4rxI8vDLUzhXME0s7bF5dy6a1AK7HNu/view

Nintendo sealed it's a fate with wind waker

the artstyle is fucking gorgeous

>chibi artsyle is funkopop now

Funny how the 9 year olds are the ones complaining about the the artstyle in here. Go back to your gay ass gears 5 faggot and play brown and grey shit to your hearts content. Nintendo makes games with color with the only goal being fun. You obviously dont know shit about that.

Do game overs in the overworld really just put you back exactly in the spot you died? It's kind of defeating the purpose of hero mode being hard.

Same. My first skip.

How does Nintendo prevent retailers from dropping the price of their games?! No one ever answered this question to me for the past fucking 10 years

You know, after laughing at pokemon fags over the Let's Go games, I guess this is what I deserve.

Sword Search is tight

>that minimalist style health bar
what are they even going for?

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A decent albeit basic remake with some visual interests on miniatures? Dunno, it's fine. It's not Let's Go tier by any means of the imagination.

>only frame drops at loading areas
which is anytime you enter and exit a new area, so pretty fucking often

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I don't get your point, the hearts have mostly been this way forever.

God bless UE4!

they are going for botw
hope you're happy now, you praised botw so much that every single zelda from now on will be the same: simplistic, easy, with cartoony graphics.

I think the artstyle is cute, but outside of alltp I don't really like 2d zelda and was not a fun of og la at all so I'm not picking it up, especially for 60

Downloading now.

Feels good to know that I'm playing this for free before release and most retards will be paying $60 for it on the 20th LMAO

>runs like shit
>sounds like shit
>looks like shit
Q U A L I T Y
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Why aren't people talking about the canned photographer, tho

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It's essentially a 1 to 1 remake so there's no added value to the final product besides visuals, control improvement and a dungeon making gimmick. $60 is not a fair price for this game. I'm buying it regardless but it's the principle that bothers me

>I'm buying it regardless
you're the problem
fuck you

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its pretty garbage honestly, 5 minutes walking around with no sword and i dropped it

Another Nintendo demake.

Yet they brought back the Color Dungeon, why? The tunics were too unbalanced, even with THAT Boomerang (that you can get near the endgame).

modern nintendo is such an embarassing blunderfuck of a company lmao

It does have more buttons to put tools on, doesn't it? That alone would make it mechanically superior to the original. However, and although I really like what they were going for with the visual aesthetics, 60 bucks is a rip off and nobody should buy it at that price. I'm not, surely.

did they remove the acorn power ups that interrupt the music?

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t. manchild

Color doesn't have to equate with games for babies.

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Yamauchi went around squeezing retailers balls in the 80s and 90s and they’re still trying to catch their breath

>implying pirates can't install updates and patches

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I'm not the problem. The problem is that whether I buy it or not, it's going to be one of the switch's best sellers because of ignorant parents and kids. The only people that even care about this controversy is 20+ year olds.

Low IQ post.

files.catbox.moe/f2mhjy.mp3

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Several possibilities.
Not granting discounts to retailers no matter how much they buy.
Refusing to do business if a retailer gets too agressive, as they can force a wide pricedrop.
Selling too well to go on sale.
Pride.

I may be many things.

>only thing this has over the original is more item slots
>switching items took like a second in the original anyway
Next Zelda might as well have item slots as DLC and you retards would lap it up.

keep telling yourself that

Bring back Yamauchi, this shit would never fly under his wing.

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That box art screams lazy.

>New game
GAME BAAAAAAAAAAD
>Old game remade
GAME BAAAAAAAAAAD
>Old game
GAME GOOOOOOOD
>Marieposting
I WANT TO FUCK MARIE!

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>3 hour game
>Charge 60 bucks for it
Kek

That's why I mentioned control improvements. It's the same thing as the OOT remake where they made the iron boots a regular item instead of a menu toggle. That doesn't justify the price point neither do my other reasons. It's just Nintendo knows based on their market data that it will sell well for $60 so it's a no brainier to them.

Why would someone like you even own a nintendo console?

They can sell them on a sale. I know some go on sale in germany from time to time. I guess that Jewtendo just never lowers the initial cost to purchase them for the retailers which is why most are so reluctant to do it.

I know this game is going to be a best seller no matter what and you're salty. Get over it poor fag

Anyway, why is there fog around the corners of the screen?
It's an artistic choice? Cause I can't think it's because of technical limitations and it's bad and bothering

They reused the blue bloom from the remaster of TWW for the Wii U. Nintendo went to shit under Iwata and it never recovered.

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>$60 dollar reskin that runs worse, has been made even easier and has content removed
This is probably the worst nintendo product of all time.

Also this is subjective but it looks like SHIT.

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The GB version is 60 fps.

Agreed.

>This is probably the worst nintendo product of all time.
Nah that's BotW.

Yup. It's imitating miniature photography to create a dreamlike feeling. Don't remember the specific name, was it diorama photography?

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Botw is an original game, that alone makes it better.

Piratebros can someone confirm/deny this?
What's the L2 shield look like?

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What the fuck, really!? We were supposed to get a Mirror Shield back in Twilight Princess, but we haven't seen it since except for Hyrule Warriors. Did Nintendo get PTSD over the design drama?

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it’s like 20 hours though

I still cant believe that this piece of shit exists.

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imagine if when Link wakes up he doesn't look like a funko pop, that'd be hilarious

$60 for a game I used to beat in under 5 hours when i was 9. In Japan this game is $90

dumb zoomer

youtu.be/0WPteMFkI2k

Nintendo wants to force the Hylian Shield as Link's canon shield. And thanks to Skyward Sword and Breath of the Wild, you can be sure that the 'ultimate' shield in any Zelda game from now on is going to be the Hylian Shield.
The Mirror Shield is a thing of the past, which is a damn shame.

this is what im expecting

this just keeps getting better, I hope the drones who kept defending this shit learned their lesson

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Isn't that the whole point of the game?

It runs on 4K and 60fps on my pc and for FREE

Maybe it's deliberate so people don't feel bad when the funko world and it's inhabitants are dead.
Instead, everyone will be happy on their way back to the store to return this turd.

Has anyone tried slight overclocking to help with the frame dips during loading? The slightest bump seems to help a ton of other games

It's very probably getting patched the day it releases. Have some patience, the game isn't out.

What the absolute fuck did they do to the boss music??

>literally soulless
FANTASTIC REMAKE! NINTENDO YOU DID IT AGAIN! ARF ARF URF URF!

Any word as to why they didn't include the Oracle games?

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But they do have sales all the time on the eshop

Pirate the games as a form of protest... unless user... you aren't smart enough to follow a tutorial.

So that you can buy them again for $60 each

So they can sell them later for $60 each.

because its not an oracle remake?

No it doesn't. Yuzu is still shit.

They don't have the same theme as Link's Awakening so making them diorama style would be silly. Maybe some thing to do with Capcom. Mostly mahney.

same as minish cap, nintendo upset capcom made zelda games that are amazing

Still mad Capcom managed to make better handheld Zeldas than them.
They don't even reference them in the other games.

Because you want Seasons and Ages in this exact artstyle for $60, right loyal customer?

>this same faggot again
lol

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Holy fuck the soidrinking zoomerfags in this thread are seething

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Does the dungeon song change when you go to the sidescrolling sections?

Hylian Shield Best Shield shitmeme was started by Toilet Princess, don't go blaming Skyward Sword.

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Replayed the original on my Gameboy, it still holds up. Probably better than this Funkopop shit

Because Nintendo are still bitter that Capcom make better Zelda games than they do.

youtube.com/watch?v=hpFQrTrHGXg

Are you seriously gonna defend this shit even now?
How deep does your fanboyism run?

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on Walmart (my nearest walmart) sell almost all Switch games for $40 or $50 bucks, even the newer ones

No, but Skyward Sword's ultimate shield was the Hylian Shield, and so was Breath of the Wild's. It's setting a trend for Zelda going forward.

serious question is it cpu or gnu limited? What should I set the OC to?

>gets called out again
>starts coping
my fucking sides

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zelda is a dead franchise lol.

Man, missing that bottom triangle really makes the Hylian Shield look like crap from OoT onwards

I actually bought Mario Maker 2 on release date from Wal-Mart for $50.

I think its best place is as a mid shield.
Start off with something shitty, like a chunk of wood in OoT's case, then move to the Hylian Shield for most of the game, then get something magical like the Mirror Shield.

Go cry in your Death Stranding thread fucking tortanic sandnigger

I'm not the one who spent money on this funko reskin.
Also not an argument.

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>Color doesn't have to equate with games for babies.
That is true. Bibendo games aren't for babies because they have color. They are for babies, period.

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You're a special kind of stupid aren't you?

Eh, yeah, but they were running out of development time due to the Wii conversion and had to cut out plans for the Mirror Shield, so it was forgivable there. Skyward Sword, meanwhile, had a myriad of shields and directly emphasized the Hylian Shield as the ultimate pick of the lot. So the trend picked up steam there.

It's honestly embarrassing

can someone anyone please confirm/deny the mirrior shield being a recolor hylian shield please

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I'm mad that I bought the game for the full $60 on the eShop, only to later discover that the games was like $50 on walmart.
The last game I bought was FE: TH for $40 I believe in Walmart

Ages maybe but you're high as fuck if you think Seasons is even good, let alone better than LA.

If that’s the case then why did Nintendo hire the guy who directed the Oracle games to direct their Zelda titles?

Nintendo is basically a Yakuza syndicate and it's either their way or the highway.

*or you're relying on your memory of it from childhood, like I was for a long time, before going back and seeing what a total mess it is

You're an especially dumb faggot for thinking this is a fair comparison. Or not dumb, insincere. Please post better man, you're so boring

hero's shield from majoras mask best non mirrior/magic/lv2 shield

Why would anyone buy this LMAO

>mfw I bought Astral Chain for 45 bucks

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>trying to reason with capcom drones

>not buying switch games in based Walmart

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Why can't nintendies ever admit they lost?
You like pleb games for babies. It's ok. Nothing wrong with that, user.

I'm playing it right now and it's actually awful and hopefully it's only because the day one patch will fix things, but I have my doubts

Tal Tal Heights remix is too low energy

is that the son of the mask

I hate that it's a constant in Zelda now. The only constant should be the Master Sword since it's the ultimate sword, the Blade of Evil's Bane. It's got a backstory and a history - and even then you can have competent Zelda games without it.
The Hylian Shield is just fanservice, and they're shoehorning it in everywhere. Expect the inevitable ALttP remake to include it as well.

Reminder that this is the official amiibo, just as soulless as the actual thing lmfao

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No one who sincerely dislikes Nintendo would bother posting on a video game board, and also you're insanely boring

Don't forget it's the ultimate shield in A Link Between Worlds, too

Yea Forums am I a faggot if I buy this game, having never played to original version of it and don't have a way to easily access it as for me emulators don't really do it since it feels like a experience not true to the original intention of the game? Or if I can't play it as a hand held I don't enjoy it.

To me since ei have not experienced it in any way it's like a new experience to me. Am I still of the faggot for that? I'm aware I'm still a faggot but am I faggot fsgggot for buying it

>Zoomers actually think the artstyle is anything like funko pop
The game looks more like a Calvin and Hobbs or Charlie Brown styled homage than anything Funko.
Funko pops have squared heads with sole black eyes, the art style in the remake has different shaped heads, eye brows to convey emotions, mouths and actually unique character meshes, you fail at every single level if you think this is a real comparison.

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Download it on your hacked 3DS

sorry the truth hurts you.
Having OoT named one of the best games of all time really got to Nintendo's head and they've been unable to make a game as good or better than it since 1998.

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both are trashy soulless contemporary cashgrabs that's the thing that connects them

Anyone tried emulating it on yuzu?

OoT isn't even the best Zelda game

I don't disagree, but saying it's a dead franchise when the last game sold millions, has a sequel in development, and has a remake coming out this week makes you one of the biggest retards on this entire board, and that's saying something

unfortunately it is.

why would I emulate this garbage?
just emulate the original

That poor, poor 40 billion dollar company.

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Sure retard, tell yourself that while you eat feces at your mental ward.

yes it runs at a flawless 4k60fps

The whole soundtrack reeks of that orchestral bullshit that's infecting games these days.

How? Majoras Mask, BotW, Link Between Worlds are all better than OoT

they can, but not they have already played the game and had a bad experience with it

Nice comeback. Try again once you turn 18.

face shrine is still sick as fuck

Seethe.

Why did they start doing this?

Stay losing, cracka.

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It could be a way to make sure people go out to Walmart and buy it physical instead of digital. $60 digital vs. $50 physical

I actually played Seasons recently, still as great as I remember.
Ages could use less minigames, though.

Because they thought he was the guy who made them good, but obviously he wasn't.
>starts working for Nintendo
>all the games he directed are shit

Except only Funko shit fits that description.

it was supposed to be a memorial day (or labor day) sale only for Walmart, but they kept the $40 - $50 prices later on for unknown reasons

after listening to the ost a good deal i feel the compositions are decent, to orchestral ye but decent. if they had some strong percussion like the 8-Bit bleeps and bloops had it would be a lot better

They want you inside that store

It looks fucking worse than a 3DS game. How?

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Are you visually impaired bro?

Gamestop is going downhill fast. Walmart and Amazon suddenly decide to start giving big discounts on games. They are pushing the lid closed on the coffin.

They are deliberately trying to push out a shitty remake to make BotW2 look better.

So does your ass.

its just blunderfag having seizures over nintendo again, gonna be that way everyday from now on.

So do you, landwhale.

Not using the master race way to buy games
>Buy game on Amazon, get it at a discounted price
>Pick up copy of the game at game stop on launch
>Play game until Amazon copy comes in
>Return unopened Amazon copy to game stop
>Get full credit
>Get the game on launch night at discounted price
>Drag your elaphent sized cock across the ground as you establish your dominance of shopping prowess

god damn I thought this thread was exaggerating but I tried the leak and literally the first thing I noticed when I left the house was the random fps drops from 60 to 25, sub-720p resolution and the FUCKING BLUR EVERYWHERE WHAT THE FUCK I CANT SEE ANYTHING THAT ISNT IN THE CENTER OF THE SCREEN

and this shit will still get at least 95/100 reviews because it has zelda written on the box. I fucking hate modern video games so much

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I know, I'm too good for it, but one glorious bastard keeps me coming back.

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This is what I do since it seems like every damn game releases on a Friday, meaning Amazon's copy won't arrive til the following Monday.

no bro it's just haters saying the game is shit you're a hater too pls pay $60 for this 4 hour long gb remake

heard in a gameexplain kek video you can turn thr blur off

Go noclip into Eagle's Tower and confirm for everyone what the L2 shield looks like

Did they add any bosses?

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I'm not a fan of Zelda or anything, but what is with the shitposting regarding this particular Zelda title?

I'm so conflicted on the artstyle.

Wind waker looked better than this over 15 years ago and i really don't like the plastic look but i appreciate the chibi look being loyal to the pics.

What do you think anons?
Also new song is kino even if it spoils the twist

youtu.be/m222J-hWG2w
youtu.be/hpFQrTrHGXg

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>4 hours
Wait really?

based

the remake is worse than the original.
the original wasn't that great to begin with given it was a gameboy game so a proper remake should have outright been a re-imagining in full 3D.
the last game was a fluke by zoomers and nintendo's deep pockets of (((marketing))) aka incentivizing reviewers. It is most obviously the worst and laziest game Nintendo has ever produced, much less the worst Zelda title, as reviewed by anyone who actually has a history with what to expect from Nintendo or Zelda. Inb4 defying expectations can be good, cause that doesn't work when the game is actually just garbage.

Between BOTW being low-effort garbage, BOTW2 being an extension of low-effort garbage in the same damned world re-used, and Nu- Link's Awakening being a low-effort garbage practically literal 1:1 remake of an archaic gameboy game, it's safe to say that Nintendo couldn't care less about making quality Zelda games anymore, or quality games in general.

They have actually had their hands off the wheel for a while now.
OoT3D was a shitty remake.
MM3D was a shitty remake.
ALBW was shitty. Significantly worse graphical fidelity than the 3DS or even other Nintendo games were capable of, on top of simpler gameplay and fewer items than ALttP.
Tri-Force Heroes was a fucking disaster of a retard game developed by the lowest IQ nigger retard manual mouthbreathers who ever worked at Nintendo.
BOTW was a tech-demo for a game engine.
LA-remake is a shitty remake.

this franchise is dead in the water. It's been lost at sea since after Wind Waker, no pun intended, but now the boat is just falling apart and sinking.

PLEASE

Of course not.

lmao. You really didn't have the game in the end.

>game sells like hotcakes due to retarded parents and nostalgiawhores
SO ZERUDA FANSU, YOU NO RAIKU ZA MIRRA SHIIRUDO? THEN IT WON'T BE IN ANY MOA GAME! HOHOHOHOHOAHSO

Since you are probably 20+, yes, even your first time through won't take much longer, especially if you've played Zelda games before.

where
unless I'm blind, the game has literally no options

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The plastic, aka playmobil look is the problem not the cartoony, chibi, whatever look.

the only one being poor is your brain and nintendo because their fisher price toy cant run it properly, idiot

Jesus even lttp was like 6 to 8 hours on a fresh playthrough

A link for the game is down below.

>the original wasn't that great to begin with given it was a gameboy game
The gameboy games were the best in the series z-nigger

then they lied to everyone in the 25 min question video

It’s any exclusive. Underage and poorfags have nothing better to do than perpetrate this nonsense year round and the majority of them are dumb/impressionable enough to take it 100% seriously

>redefine old biblic formula and softreboot series
>perfect
>remake already made game
>shit on the bed
how does this even happen?

Jesus Christ nigga you think I'm gonna read all that shit?
Dead franchise =/= one that's still getting installments.

Well it is a game boy game, and they didn't add anything of significance to it except QoL stuff, which will make it even shorter. That's why asking $60 for it is absurd.

Eh, I'd actually fight you on OoT3D, that one was an overall decent remake.
>Lighting choice
Yeah it's bad but doesn't ruin the game in my opinion. It just goes downhill from there.

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I thought that maybe it was one of those autistic discordfags that do this shit 24/7.

Yes user, all 100 posters in this thread are discordfags. Nobody else could ever possibly criticize nintendo and their flawless games.

Probably that too. But it isn’t exclusive to zelda

Because it's a bad, overpriced remake.

the gameboy games are steps up from LoZ1, but downgrades from ALttP. Oracle of Ages was also the only good gameboy zelda game. Both Oracle games were better than LA.

It's really just offensive and unimpressive to remake these archaic old games and do virtually nothing but increase the graphical fidelity, especially when doing so is also arguable whether or not the graphics or actually "better" or if they're actually just DIFFERENT.

So question, would you hate this game as much if it's dungeon maker was Mario maker level of customization?

No

howlongtobeat.com/game.php?id=10032

>the original wasn't that great to begin with

And whatever you typed after that has been discredited.

All shitty ripoffs of Erdrick's Shield from Dragon Quest.

>pirating a shitty remake of a 25 year old game
>"lel I'm better than you XD"
Piratefag confirmed retard.

I wouldn't even hate the game as much if they'd just let us share the existing dungeon maker online.
Only being able to share dungeons via Amiibo is such a fucking Nintendo decision

>ui ripped from botw
lol

Silly user, don't you know that time to beat is based on speedrunners these days?

everyones mad about the shitty dungeon maker when Zelda Classic has been a thing for years and you can make entire games inside it let alone a few dungeons, in tilesets from zelda 1,2,alttp and gameboy

I don't know, man. I love Link's Awakening for Game Boy, but I'm just not feeling this remake at all. What they did to the music is just part of it. Finding out that the Marin's "singing" is just a string of hums is disappointing, but of course, they can't use a budget on actual effort despite having enough money in the bank to fail a goddamned console dozens of times over.

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>Nintendo is so cringy that they're literally forcing the "iconic shield of The Legend of Zelda" to be bootleg stolen artwork from dragon quest.

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Samefag

www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpFQrTrHGXg

They make it look like the artwork from the manual in the reveal trailer, this is the first thing you see, I get pumped, they got it, they finally got it, then they show the gameplay and it looks like baby playmobil graphics, Nintendo is such shit.

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According to this site, AlttP is just as long as LA, which is patently absurd.
What a retarded website.

it still feels gross to hear spoken language in zelda and it was a bad move.

I agree with you. The music feels kind of phoned in. The OG soundtrack has a lot more punch to it.
Whoever came up with the remixed boss theme deserves a slap upside the head. They gave it ADHD

>It runs like complete shit.
Every game on the Switch does. Whats your point?

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>ALBW was shitty
Wrong
>OoT3D was a shitty remake
Wrong

You are not the only one who felt this way brother.

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Facts don't care about your feelings

OP is correct but it pretty much asked for attacks after choosing that third photo with the pink thing. Zelda can portray both the realistic side and the goofy design of enemies without problem. Put a chuchu and a redead together on Majora and you'll get what I'm saying.

That new Awakening is shit if it doesnt follow the original artworks.

Good thing there are no facts to be found on your random site then.

As someone who is playing through Alttp freshly because I never played it outside of when I was a child and had no fucken idea what I was doing. I have about 8~9 hours of game play, have every item, and the golden sword and I'm at ganons tower so. If it's saying Alttp is 14 hours for me that will be about what another 7 or 8 ours for LA

I wish the switch could record at 60fps so i could show how bad the fps drops actually look in-game, but even in 30fps video the choppiness is visible

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If the ink lines weren't done by hand this is the best cartoon shader I've ever seen, why go to the trouble of doing such an incredible intro then bait and switch like that.

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Nobody wanted what you wanted. Literally everybody wanted a new top down zelda

snee snaw you said "switch"!!!

>random
Keep seething

ALBW was indeed shitty. It had bad graphics for a 3DS game, the design of removing magic streamlined and quickened things that probably really didn't need to be, and so too was the lack of a coherent dungeon order tied to item renting, which also deeply impacted dungeon challenge since you really couldn't be expected to use more than just one item in most dungeons, combined with fewer items overall made a very short, simple, and unimpressive game.

OoT3D was indeed a shitty remake. Trash new animations, terrible lighting, and needlessly mirroring Master Quest for no reason are all big shits it cannot cover up by merely being able to bind boots to item buttons.

seems like you're the one who's really wrong.

Exactly. People saying "OH NONONO COPE COPE COPE THIS IS JUST LIKE WIND WAKER HATERS BEING LE EPIC BTFO AGAIN" don't realize how extremely shitty this was to have an immediate bait and switch in the same reveal.

Because people don't care, just look at this thread, the game is confirmed to have more and more drawbacks but they just don't care, they will still buy it. This game costs as much as BotW did on release for crying out loud.

yeah but pasting a website address makes it to farm karma on redddit. It's not like he's expecting people to read, he has an imaginary "authority" when he acts like that. It's like the children that spam VGchartz. Or that kid that can answer anything in his life that isn't "use google"

How would this have even played?

Why not both?

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Nice. Now..why the hell isn't that in the game?

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You can really feel that load screen wain on you.

The only choppiness I see is in the black loading screen, which is literally not worth giving a fuck about

Yup, random. Never heard of it, seems like a scam site. Cope.

They wanted a full 3d bastardization that shit all over the glorious past, because muh feewings

>first argument is shitting your pants screeching and seething about "muh graphics"
lmao

Yep, at the end it's just a cash grab, it's just business.

>bastardization that shit all over the glorious past
That's what the remake actually is though.
What in your brain is preventing you from realizing you're projecting.

The artstyle is meh to me but the real culprit making this look so childish and toylike is the depth of field. It mimics the depth of field you would actually have when standing over and leaning into a diorama.
It gives it an artificial feel and the human mind can approximate the "scale" based on the DOF at the periphery.
Everything having a plastic sheen doesn't help either. Tone down the reflective sheen and the DOF and it will look ike a videogame again instead of a plastic diorama.

>over 2 seconds of load screen followed by abysmal fps
jesus fucking christ just mercy kill this shit

>60$ gayboy game with Funko Pop aesthetic

nintentrannies are fucking mentally INSANE

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Cope

>expected a sick rearrange of Face Shrine
>they literally left the main melody as is with 8-bit synths over orchestral backing
What the dick

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Nah senpai it runs fine per the reviews. Can't wait for this game, haven't played the original in probably 10 years.

>That's what the remake actually is though.
No it isn't

They just don't know when to stop, all these shaders and tools they're still a novelty to Nintendo.

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Concession accepted.

PC can emulate Switch games now so get fucked.

m8 you might be literally retarded

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So many samefags ITT

since you're blind I'll help you out
notice how it's choppy after the loading but becomes smoother near the end
now imagine this but 10x worse because the game is supposed to be 60fps and this video is only 30

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>needlessly mirroring Master Quest
To be honest, mirroring Master Quest was an epic troll move to taunt the autists screeching about it when they released Twilight Princess. Let's be frank, they did absolutely shit to nothing in Master Quest except the overworld. If you just want to release the game on time, what's a quick and dirty way to punch up Master Quest so it's not so samey? "Fuck it, let's make fun of those fucktards on the internet."

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>eat a bag of dicks
>>>/reddit/

>Every game on consoles does.
ftfy

Because when i went to get monster hunter world I also remembered I needed detergent, ribs, and cream cheese

what a bizarre post.

>overworld
Shit, underworld. You know what I mean, fags.

I think the windwaker remake was was solidified the notion that they are creatively bankrupt at this point.
They actively ruined a unique artstyle that everyone agreed was a marvel. Even if you didn't like the game you had to admit the artstyle was masterfully conveyed.
And then the remakes obliterated it.

That's Nintendo these days for ya, have to make everything sterile.

Why didn't they call it Link's Re-Awakening?

>runs like complete shit
No it doesn't. Give me proof, I'll wait. You can't because all you have is pirates and falseflaggers.

>i-it's funko
based zoomtards see toys and go straight to their mass marketed bullshit they have on their desks.

>b-but muh art style
People said the same shit with WW. It's a cartoony aesthetic in wind waker, and this is a toy aesthetic. You'll start bitching about the next zelda and saying this was best looking.

It looks like shit honestly

Actually I think Majora's Mask 3D was what truly sealed it with Aonuma needlessly tampering with so many of the gameplay aspects.

biggest cope yet
holy cow

Because that would make it sound like a new game

This is not a new game

the differences in the dungeons were enough to validate master quest's existence. It really didn't need to be mirrored. The original wasn't mirrored. It ruined an otherwise enjoyable alternative experience for OoT.

also Miyamoto's retardation of mirroring TP for Wii is truly mental. There's no good reason for it. Could have easily just mirrored Link only, determined by the player whether they wanted to play right or left handed. Even the notion of miyamoto's "oh most people are right handed so we'll force link to be right handed" was mindnumbingly fucking irradiated and mercury poisoned.

>based zoomtards see toys and go straight to their mass marketed bullshit they have on their desks.
I have a Banpresto on my desk though.

i'm still mad

Not an argument, basedny

Is Wart in the game?

>I wish Nintendo starts using Unreal Engine with the Switch!
Man, 2017 was a more innocent time.

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Even the soundtrack is soulless.

Lmao look at this white ass cracka throwing an autistic tantrum and defending his favorite nintentoy company

>the design of removing magic streamlined and quickened things
A good thing. Meant I could use things other than sword in combat if I wanted. Best part of the game.

how bad is it?

I'm ok with cartoon styles but toys is a bit weird, I finished A Link Between Worlds and I never got over the shading style. TWW was a shock at first but it was cohesive from the get go and the cartoon visuals were amazing.

It seems amlost every franchise by Nintendo is going for the toy aesthetic though, that is the problem.

Yes, first ever 3D model of him

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there's a gdrive link in this thread

>No it doesn't. Give me proof, I'll wait. You can't because all you have is pirates and falseflaggers.
It has some chunky frame rate drops at times. When you're indoors it's mostly locked 60 fps tho. Wait for the Digital Foundry video if you don't believe. Hope there is a day 1 patch to improve it. Not sure if anyone has tested overclocking to see if it fixes it. Obviously, running from internal NAND is going to load faster than from microSD or a game cart.

HD looked good though. They both look great honestly even if WW didn't need an HD version.

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i literally just wanted a remake in the style of the intro or with trippy watercolour aesthetics. you could still do a style similar to that and have it be top-down which is where i thought it was going, this was just a cutscene after all. what it actually ended up as was a bastardisation

>it runs like shit because you pirated it
I didn't think this level of cope could be possible.

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I'm at the sword search song and I like it so far.

not
an
argument
>Mario
Odyssey had all kinds of aesthetics.
>Zelda
Toys
>Metroid
Presumably same as the other prime games.
>Animal Crossing
Same as the others
>Yoshi
Papercraft. I'll give you it, sure, whatever.
>Kirby
Isn't the newest one Star Allies? So same art style as ever. Other than that there's the yarn port, and yarn isn't a toy.

They're really not, dude.

The color filter turned Link pale and pasty. He had a nice healthy tan in the original game, like a kid growing up on an island would naturally have. All the smoke effects were butchered with the filters.

Well yeah they don't have the day 1 patch that fixes the framerate.

also pic related

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Still waiting for that day 1 patch for botw.

New animal crossing has the same reflective sheen to all objects as this game. it is what makes them look like toys.
Papercraft and yarn is still toys to me. Someone high up in nintendo's management has a wife into craft hobbies and it is leaking into their development.

So that they look closer to the real toys they sell. Now Yoshi is made of wool and that's it.

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BOTW got patched several times. Infact when they made the switch overclock itself while loading, they made BOTW use it too.
Pick a better example.

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That wasn't an issue in ALttP. The 'streamlining' which was done with the purple meter of ALBW is more along the lines of you don't need to explore or backtrack for refills of magic or bombs or arrows.
It also detaches it from being immersive and makes it more of a cartoony experience of infinite ammo pulling things out of thin air rather than a semblance of attachment to a quiver that can hold an amount of arrows or a bag that can hold an amount of bombs.

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Okay conversely I thought all the environments looked great. Again I think they both have merit.

the difference is that wind waker is actually nice to look at and has a charming style that people found jarring at first because it was different. this shit just looks like a tacky, dollarstore playset and nothing more. i would've been more okay with the style if it had been in clay or something, not cheap, hideous-looking plastic

They don't look like toys in AC at all, it's just got hella, I don't know the name, bloom? Not toys.
papercraft and yarn aren't toys. they could be construed as, but factually they are not.
I'll wait for real proof, absolutely.

plz be fake

Hurry up and grab the L2 shield

Oh great, they're adding non-zelda memes into the game now.

BOTW literally freezes to load a new area when you travel too quickly, which could either be done by cheesing the physics in the game with stasis, or simply downloading the goddamn motorcycle DLC.

BotW is an incredibly amateurish and poorly designed game, even down to the knitty-gritty code running it all.

youtu.be/Zd_-sj9YKg0
>uncapped framerate on shit hardware
>goes from 60 to 30 in an instant
>dips when talking to fucking npcs in their tiny houses
Quality work here.

>which could either be done by cheesing the physics in the game with stasis
>when you do a glitch the game glitches
holy SHIT.
>or simply downloading the goddamn motorcycle DLC
Literally never had this happen.

SEETHING sonyfag

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>my favorite 2D Zelda gets an overpriced FPS dipping remake with one of the most uninspired art styles

I bet the reception will convince Nintendo Classic top down Zelda isn't worth it anymore

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your pc cant run em

based

>i don't like the art style therefore it's bad
no you fucking retard. You have to look at it objectively.

Have you faggots never played the original?

Let me guess, you can't turn off that awful vignette shit either, right?

Animal crossing's problem is the warped horizon so the entire game feels like it is tiny and taking place on a small table, like a toy set or something.
I know the series has had that going on for a while but it feels like almost every first party series nintendo has intentionally has a "toy" quality to it somehow. Its like they are afraid to recognize the video game as a video game. Like when western localizations try to take all japanese influence out of a game from Japan, when the game is about the Edo period. Its just weird and I get the vibe they are slightly ashamed of what they are producing, so they try to mimic anything BUT video games in their video game.

>admit committing a mistake
>do the same one again
Why?

Is very early on development, at the time the only First Party game that runs ok is Mario Odyssey. Cant wait for the others First Party games to be playable though.

underrated post

oh god it's not even frame-skipping. It's the literal slow motion kind of shit framerate. fuck.

fucking bravo nintendo. don't try to have any semblance of quality control. god forbid you show any fucking effort at all.

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>478355848
Cope

Nintendo still think of themselves as a toy company.

>Yoshi has shown up in more nintendo games as a meme than Luigi did during the Year of Luigi.

You crazy? People are gonna praise this shit like it's the best thing ever. Get ready for Oracles in the same style.

And just like that we'll never get a good top-down zelda ever again.

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>still called mamu

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people will get baited by this post

>you don't need to explore or backtrack for refills of magic or bombs or arrows.
Despite making the claim that the meter lets me use whatever I want whenever I'd still argue you never run low on these to begin with in other games. Maybe magic, but I can't ever imagine actually running out of bombs or arrows unless I tried to. Plus in the 3D game's case you can typically just enter and exit rooms for item drops or the plentiful bushes in the overworld. I think you're placing too much sophistication in a system that wasn't really that deep to begin with.

>all these seething replies

>i know they've been doing this for a while, but now I don't like it so it's a problem.
You're a brainlet. I'm sorry.

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Guys, I need to know. If someone has the german version, then please find out if some of moyse survived. Look for "Nie ohne Kondom" and "Gib mir deinen Saft, ich gebe dir meinen."

Did the original acknowledge that they are doing it so much its borderline annoying at this point?

They dominated the market when they knew they were a game company. Look at them now.

Where you around when the original wind waker came out? People shat on the artstyle so much because it wasnt realistic looking. I blame the tech demo they did previously which probably set fans expectations on how the next zelda would look.

Not arguing that the remake butchered the artstyle, but there were a lot of hate towards the "kiddy" cartoony style.

>more remakes
If we got a new 2D Zelda it would be a weird hybrid remake/new game like ALBW or another fucking Toon Link game

We lost no matter what, maybe it's time for Zelda to go to sleep

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it looks tacky and cheap as fuck. it doesn't even match the atmosphere of the game

I've always disliked it but I don't play Animal Crossing (because I don't like it) so you never heard me post about it.
Its like you enjoy the fact that you have legitimate mental failings.

The switch was fucking ingenious, now they can extort their cult even more by charging obvious handheld games for console prices.

Dropping fps every time the game loads is unacceptable, this game loads every 3 seconds.

It's the same version, just need to switch system language to German. Nintendo's releases are unified now.
If you think that's bad, they still call it the "Bucket Mouse".

So you never played the original. Gotcha

>They dominated the market when they knew they were a game company.
When they dominated the market literally everyone else were dropping spaghetti, and besides, you do not want Nintendo to dominate the market, hell, you don't want any one console producer to dominate, they get conceited and start pulling dumbest, most aggressive anti-consumer shit if left unchecked.

It literally does. For both games, AC and Link's Awakening. Did you play Link's Awakening? You're fighting boos and shy guys, you lead around a chain chomp, and grab a yoshi toy. It's silly and cutesy. Toys are silly and cutesy.

The original text was literally "Recently, he's been showing up in many games!"

This is a nod toward that 4th wall breaking line and also acknowledging how far Yoshi has come since then.

I'm not buying games at a store that requires me to go find the faggot who works in electronics to open the case and get me the game out. Half the time the person isn't even back there.

WW was dogshit tho

Overclocking the console is only useful to improve in 5 fps any game

>It's the same version
Well if that's the case, then they definitely removed it. Damn it.

Don't forget about the fucking retarded 8 directional movement. What is this, the early PS1 age? Also, why the fuck can't I bind items to the fucking dpad if I'm not even fucking allowed to move Funko Pop Link with the fucking dpad???
The game wasn't even worth the pirate.

Amazon deliveries are every day, there is no waiting for monday on Amazon.

That is a positive statement. The remakes statement even acknowledges it as a whomp whomp moment.

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>the "Celda" argument
>again
history really is doomed to repeat itself huh

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the shadows on everything make the source of light look a foot away, reinforcing the feeling you are standing over and leaning in on a diorama.

You shitheads would also have complained if he was called Wart instead of Mamu.

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I don't understand how I am not excited about this. Link's Awakening is one of my favorite games of all time and this remake is something I dreamed about as a kid.

Why does this feel so underwhelming?

It was needless streamlining, I already pointed that out. It didn't bear as much of an impact as say, the fast sail in WWHD, or even item boots in OoT3D.

What it cuts out is like one or two extra engagements with the environment or certain enemies per 5 minutes, and that adds up really quick. The effect on the gameplay of having access to bombs and arrows and 'magic' rods is negligible, and therefore a pointless streamline - but the effect on the gameplay of refilling your arrows or bombs or magic is fundamental and therefore constantly precludes any necessity to search or hope for refills. It cut out gameplay time, but the gameplay time it cut wasn't necessarily overbearing or slow. Realistically, it's conveyed as outright removing content.

just look at it
fucking yikes

There isn't anything wrong with a toyetic/craft aesthetic per se and for a safe, comfy creativity type of game it would certainly fit. But Link's Awakening is supposed to convey a dream world and the only dreamy thing about the remake is all the blur.

Because it's an obvious cashgrab and you know that Link's Awakening deserved better than this

People who say LA's atmosphere is supposed to be dark are literally zoomer retards who didn't play the original game. The atmosphere is supposed to be extremely cute and lighthearted, that's exactly what gives the ending its impact and juxtaposition.

Now I'm concerned about future remakes.

Because LA isn't as good as you remember it to be, and it doesn't hold a candle to modern games.

Same reason as me.
You're getting old and just can't get excited about games anymore. Even ones you love. I just can't get excited about upcoming games anymore.

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RT. How many Zelda remakes will Nintendo keep pumping out? Ever since 2014 they gone nonstop with Zelda shit.

Biggest faggot in the thread unironically kill yourself

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You weren't concerned before when Aonuma retooled gameplay aspects of MM for no reason? Or when they threw that shitty bloom into WWHD? Or the Superstar Saga remake that reverted a lot of character and world designs to genetic modern Mario designs?

There is clearly something wrong with homogenizing all your franchises to adopt the same look. It doesn't matter if its "toyetic" (I don't even think thats a word) or if its gritty noir or cel shading or hyper realism.
They have a bevvy of franchises and all of them are slowly turning into the same thing visually.

Read the thread, it is affecting people's outlook on the entire company. It has been going on long enough that people notice the trend and history has shown them that nintendo is not going to change that trend any time soon.

As a company Nintendo has some real problems on their hands. It feels like they don't have anyone truly creative anymore so they are incestuously copying their past successes and using very low quality efforts to do it so it turns out looking like a cheap toy from china.

This. Zoomers never played the original and are bitching about the aesthetic. They want to pretend it was grimdark like TP (wanted to be). It was a silly, goofy, happy game.

>There is clearly something wrong with homogenizing all your franchises to adopt the same look
It just makes an easier workload across the board so they can get games out faster. It won't change.

Those weren't remakes though. They were just remasters with more added content. With the exception of Majora's mask, that one is a demake.
Nothing wrong with remastering games.

Is that too much social interaction for your anxiety to handle?

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Why can't you guys just enjoy the game?

I like how it looks and how it plays. The FPS drops don't bother me that much.

>5 rupees have been deposited into your account

`

Fuck off shill

>two games have a slightly similar look
>the entire company is making all their franchises identical
Ah yes, I could barely tell the difference between this and Odyssey and Prime 4

because it's $60
not a 10 buck estore game like it should be

and doing something because it is quick and easy is called "cheap" and people are well within their rights to criticise it, especially when it is so blatant and as you claim won't change soon.

>why won't you just give your money to Nintendo
>I like everything about it and the clear negatives shouldn't stop you from paying Nintendo
"no"

>all of them are slowly turning into the same thing visually
Which ones, exactly? This has the plastic Playmobil diorama look, Yoshi has arts and crafts, but what else? Even those two are pretty distinct from one another.

>Must protect The Brand(TM)

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Falseflag

>I like how it looks and how it plays
While the look is subjective, the game plays like fucking shit. It's a downgrade compared to the original game. The movement is also awkward as fucking since there's no true analog movement.

I will never understand what possesses people to just go on the internet and lie. Here's your silly goofy happy game, zoomer.

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>person enjoys thing
>THEY MUST BE A SHILL
this board is dead

Prime 4 doesn't exist and Odyssey had the same problem with DOF and light source being too close to the camera so it looked like you were standing over a diorama.

Kirby with the yarn (identical to Yoshi) and animal crossing looking like a lego set. Essentially ALL their big tent releases.

Because you were able to fill in the lack of details in the 8-bit graphics in your head to envision the game's promotional artwork. Now the 3D models took the in-game graphical proportions too literal.

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As long as the games are fun, I don't care. Nintendo will do what Nintendo wants. Their pockets are so deep they're going to be around for a long, long time no matter what you bitch about.

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>They DIDN'T fuck up face shrine.
Impressive.
It's literally a 3DS game with some filters, bro.

The proportions don't bother me, I think it's a neat direction. I just don't like how overly plastic and toy like everything looks.

>one section
Let's just disregard basically the entire overworld
And half the enemies
And literally everything else but this.

>ignoring Nintendo Selects to be a cool guy

>MM for no reason?
>shitty bloom into WWHD?
I had no concerns there. I just wonder about oracles, minish cap, adventures of link, and OG Zelda. FSA and the DS titles could use a bit of retooling.
>the Superstar Saga remake
After miyamoto bastardized the paper mario series, he's after the fabled mario rpgs. I just don't care anymore. Haven't bought a mario rpg since 2014 and that was Dream Team? I have the original GBA and DS versions.

Kia Motors is still around in the auto industry but try to go to /o/ and see what their opinion on them or their "innovations" are.

That's literally just one room and even then those are some cartoony ass skeletons.

Koholint is fucking teddy bear island if you play the game for more than five minutes, zoomie boy.

He made no arguments against the flaws of the game you fucking idiot.
>just buy it guys
Is his entire post. Get fucked.

Kirby's Epic Yarn was one game (two if you count the 3DS version) and the series has since gone back to it's traditional look. And I don't really see the "lego set" look you're talking about the with the new AC but I guess that's a subjectivity thing.

If your game has to modify itself to sell in China it isn't a kiddy game by any stretch.

VR mode when?

Link's Awakening was an extremely dark game and they made it a claymation what the fuck

Once they hammer out the kinks in how much cardboard it will take.

I’m so glad that they changed the grass and toned down the bloom a bit

>the differences in the dungeons were enough to validate master quest's existence.
Yeah not really lol, half of the dungeons are decent but some were barely worked on. It wasn't a "Master" Quest so much as "Oh, here are some leftover dungeon designs that didn't make the cut." Mirroring gives you the illusion on challenge after playing the original since you have to reorient yourself, which helps dumb gamers buy in to the "Master Quest is harrrrd" myth.

Also we all got to play Twilight Princess a whole month early while you Never Wiiners loyalists sat there and pouted the whole time, it was glorious.

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I love how shills are desperately trying to respin the word "zoomer" to mean "anyone who criticizes product" as if LE EPIC MEME WORD #42641 will shut down attempts at further criticism. It's also funny since this remake and its style are specifically being made FOR zoomers introduced to the series via BotW.

>why do people keep saying everything looks like toys?!
>reeeeeeee

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Here's your remake bro

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IF it was truly Dark that won't change because of the artstyle, retard.

>extremely dark game

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If it wasn't dark they wouldn't have to modify it for sale in China, retard.

Ah, yes. Just how I remembered it.

The game is just too simplistic for it to have framerate issues. It's fucking ridiculous. IT truly does run like shit. BotW ran better at release.

>when people shitting on the remake slowly come to the haunting, dreadful realization they never liked LA at all

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3D Dot Game Heroes ran better than this shit.
Released 10 (ten (a decade)) years ago.

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The overworld theme lacks soul

zoomers don't understand why videogames used to be 2D or have sprite graphics. zoomers understand nothing. You show a zoomer some old sprites and they will do everything in their power to reinterpret them as being absolutely literal. Their reference for what "real graphics" are exists within modern high fidelity 3D games, so their appreciation of older graphics is non-existent and they instead see cartoon-esque bugs-bunny depictions. You put a zoomer in charge of remaking a shitty 8-bit game and they'll just make a shitty game with cartoony graphics.

No it wasn't

I agree that it runs like shit but I don't why you used that Minecraft clone indieshit as an example. Are you retarded?

ah yes the extremely dark game where wart from mario 2 teaches you a frog song

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Wow so modern!

Why do you guys think that a simple-looking art style isn't graphically intensive?

Or they will think 8 bit means shit and make their sprites look like stick people.

Because the game is essentially what this game is, just 10 years ago. You ever play that game, its a blatant zelda ripoff.

Why do you think framedrops from 60 to sub-30 are in any way shape or form are excusable in a remake of a 25 years old action game

To be fair, nincels are the laughingstock of the vidya gaming world so it’s only natural they’re constantly on the defensive.

Why do you think a system made on 2009 netbook technology is acceptable in 2019?

I'm not. I'm saying that pointing at a game and saying "durr it looks kiddy why does it run bad????" shows a fundamental misunderstanding of how graphics technology works.

It's obvious that this Zelda game isn't dark in the least since you encounter a number of colorful and comical characters and enemies, some of which are based on Mario characters. Anyone who says it's dark at all is a fucking retard. Majora's Mask faggots are delusional; pic unrelated.

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t. retard who thinks Metroid 2's atmo was good

>atmo
Kill yourself, please. Jesus Christ.

Handheld game for console price. Remember how people were excited about the Switch merging the console and handheld markets and we would respectively get games at handheld or console prices depending on the quality?

Oops.

That goomba looks extremely evil and spooky. So yes it's a very dark game

There was a time where I felt sorry for them. Then I went into a Dragon Quest XI thread and they were all assholes.
No more pity for them from that point on. They are insufferable.
And I generally like more laid back games now that I'm in my 30s. Nintendo games and systems should be a no brainer for me, but I don't want to associate myself with the way they act.
I enjoy talking about games I'm enjoying with Yea Forums, some franchises still have golden fans. None of them are nintendo though, these people have some sort of autism. Not the fun kind, the self destructive kind that alienates them from everyone else.

We are the consumer, all that matters is that it runs well. I don't care how they have to do it or what excuses they have. As a consumer it is unacceptable. ANY insight on why it isn't running well just reinforces the sentiment that it should run well, because I would know how to do it myself.

Did anybody beat the game yet? I heard the game was only about 4 hours long. Is this true?

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>game isn't dark
>screenshot literally in a dark cave

It's just a couple minutes long
youtube.com/watch?v=dd4VohLvWLA

>it's ok to steal because they have money!
as I said, parasites. would be promptly gassed in a more just world.

I think it's best place is in ocarina of time and they need to go back to redesigning everything for successive games instead of trying to turn every game into Ocarina. Skyward Sword was a breath of fresh air back on track to being an original zelda title, then they fucked it up by just adding in the Hylian Shield and making it a godmode shield. Like if there was going to be a godmode shield, it should have at least been an original design.

But no. Nintendo doesn't get it.

youtube.com/watch?v=aPCJAODb8ls
Where I can find the full version¿

Oh wow I can save ten dollars holy fuck it should be $40 at moooooooooooooooost

One of the least dark games in the series if I'm gonna be honest.

None of these faggot pirates from when the thread started have posted any pics of the Mirror shield yet so I'd say it's definitely longer than 4 hours

This game predates Minecraft's release and is not an indie game, my zoomer friend.

Most people beat it 25 years ago and we know nothing was changed.

You have no idea what you are talking about.

he 100% knows it and is just upset it was a Sony game released a decade ago and ran like butter.

People ignore Nintendo Selects because they're the worst thing imaginable. It's like Microsoft's Platinum Hits where the boxart gets completely mangled and you get a new color box.

Even with BOTW drastically changing the design of almost everything, the fucking shield looks the same.

So many samefags ITT

His post sounds like he has intimate knowledge and laid his claims out pretty clear and concise.
You just didn't like the content of it so he was magically wrong (to you).

The game is not out yet.

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Learn to make a convincing argument you mongoloid.

LMAO do you like that piece of shit game? Kill yourself retard.

>little baby upset that he can't apply "it's actually really dark" to another lighthearted Zelda game

>sony game

I didn't even know it was a sony game, so now this makes sense, sonykeks are SEETHING oh no no no

>he isn't playing the leak

oh nononono

Funko has been desperate to make Nintendo Pops. Every year, Nintendo tells them to fuck off.

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>¿
back to mexico

What is researching before purchase, Alex

People is too young here to remember Pinypon toys. Heck even back in 80´s people talked about japanese RPG chibis like Pinypon look.

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it leaked. piratechads get to play switch games days early.

>naming yourself HIV

You must be a gay.

>Roc's Feather on B
>Sword on A
Absolutely and unequivocally disgusting.

The only game you’d probably play is a game where you shoot bullets out of your penis and middle fingers.

retard

releases coming thick and fast like when i banged your mum. meanwhile on soiistation 4 *crickets*

feels good to be on the winning side chaps

ah, the disgusting face of Nintendo. it all makes sense...

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Where did you get these leaked screenshots of Animal Crossing?

Wind waker did to nintendo what the inception trailer did to movie trailers.

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Someone needs to be a hero and rip the OST

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oh no no no the sonyretard got triggered because I insulted the little shitty Minecraft Clone LMAO, fucking zoomer end yourself.

Why don't you read the fucking thread

>It's not in the game.
What the FUCK. Could the sound guy not get his fatass wife to sing for more than half a minute?

She was too busy making papercraft people and he was tired of her asking to put it in the games and he is going to get a divorce.
It affected the end product sadly.

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Thanks senpai

You know it's bad when fucking GBA games look better than this.

I wouldn't mind if Nintendo simply made a 2D pixel game. It would be better than that shit

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I think it was the sales success of New Super Mario Bros

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>Nintendo: What made Ocarina of Time so great?
>Nintendo: ... THE FACT IT WAS OCARINA OF TIME!!!!! THAT'S IT! EVERY GAME NEEDS OCARINA OF TIME REFERENCES!

>real life: what made Ocarina of Time so great?
>real life: it was original.

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That's all you ever needed and that's the exact buttons they should be on scrub.

Finished level 6 and I've yet to see any new content apart from the shitty dungeon maker.

There isn't any new content aside from the dungeon maker. We've known this for months.
That is why people are so upset about the price. Game should have been $15 MAX.

will botw zoomers ever stop SEETHING that the switch finally got a real zelda game?

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Are any of these neo-nuMario sidescrollers even good

You've been able to emulate link's awakening on the switch since last year user

I was criticizing the game too, retard. I just find funny how sonyretards try to include an irrelevant Minecraft clone no one cares about into the discussion as a good example LMAO

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>minecraft clone
>is really a BLATANT zelda ripoff
>and it runs well

It's similar to ALBW, it reminds you of the good games it references but the presentation and gameplay isn't that great. NSMB Wii is a terrible game, floaty, uninspired graphics that don't even tile right if you can believe that, levels get old fast due to the sameness, just replay SMW and Super Mario 3.