>game has map geometry poking out in weird spots
>it's easy to get caught on
Game has map geometry poking out in weird spots
>game has close-range instant kill weapon
>get killed because my toe got caught on an immovable traffic cone and it kept me stuck in place for several seconds
>feel retarded for the next hour
>game locks content behind XP grind
>game is the XP grind
>you can fall out of the map
>you can attack people above you still on the map
>same wall graffiti appears a hundred times
>games has small shrubbery/trash on the ground
>you can trip on it
>the trip animation takes 20 minutes
>game has a single map people play to death despite it being terrible
>map plays really eerie ambient sounds when only you're there
>multiplayer game gets dlc
>dlc weapons/characters/whatever are clearly busted compared to others
>approach an extremely well-lit bright red ladder dead center in the focus of a room
>you can't climb it
>get shot in the ass
>map has vehicles
>map is too small to properly use vehicles
>Game has thousands of guns
>Only 12 of them are good
IT'S BEGINNING TO LOOK A LOT LIKE
>game has a shotgun
>its basically a loud melee weapon
>get hit
>some Bertie Bott's Every Flavored Beans from my inventory go flying out and scatter like Sonic rings
>beans not programmed to collide with walls
>walls, hallways, and corners cause you to lose your beas and never get them back
>map contains a reddit meme
>map contains an /int/ meme
>this happens during an intense fight
>blink
>go backwards
15 years of WoW and it still doesn't fucking work
>developers add memes from their official forums that the devs originally posted themselves
>map has a little area where defense can hole up
>there is no way to flank them
>they have the high ground
>Black Ops 2
>Only place small maps or maps with tight corridors
>take first shotgun
>needn't even aim down the scope
>1shots
>easy 20/1 games
Go To ThE GlOvE... CoMpARtMenT
>they have the high ground
>game has a shotgun
>it can dismember someone's entire torso from across the room
>idle animation moves the character slightly
>If you leave the game idle the character will end up in a completely different place so you get lost
>attack people above you but dont kill them
>everyone starts complaining about taking random damage for no reason
I recognize this artstyle
>game
There's like a very small rock on Harvest that you can get caught on.
Everytime it happens I think it's a spy and turn around only for nothing to be there.
>Master the intricate details and nuances of competitive game
>b a l a n c e Update forces you to relearn everything
>game has been around for 10 years now
>client still crashes and bugs out occasionally
That's the good shit, I spent so much time walljumping to funky places in WoW before they smoothed everything out in 2.4.