He doesn't play as best girl

Male Robin > Fem Robin
Fem Byleth > Male Byleth
Male Corrin and Fem Corrin are equally bad

Prove me wrong.

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Go away you frog mutant creature

fem chris > male

>non-character
>best girl
Did you fall on your head when you were a child

I hope so

FCorn only makes sense as a female due to how retarded and crybaby the character is.
Wrong unless you want to fuck Marth

I am in BL since the girls in that route are shit and like Conquest it was clearly designed with a female MU in mind.

FemRobin is actually somewhat underrated, in that she has a better personality than FCorrin and arguably even MRobin. M and F Byleth are both basically the same, but MByleth has a better outfit and doesn't have those creepy eyes. FCorrin is better than MCorrin because she's hotter and makes more sense within the character.

Male Robin>>>>>>>>>>Fem Robin
Male Byleth>Fem Byleth
Male Corrin and Fem Corrin are equally bad.

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Fuck off with your censored game.

Fuckin' hot desu
Ok retard

> Shit, I am gay and my game characters when I get to customize are always attractive men. - Reddit
Holy shit, Yea Forums BTFO'd

hngg

Better be gay, than delusional tranny. Dilate.

Today I started playing Awakening, anything I should know? Ive played FE 7 and Sacred Stones, so far it looks like its pretty much the same stuff. Ive already decided to wed Sully.

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>Male Robin > Fem Robin
Good joke, user

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D-do they fuck each other?

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Pair-up is broken, galeforce is the best skill in the game.

YOU JUST KNOW

Male Kris = Female Kris
Female Robin > Male Robin
Shit Corrin Regardless
Female Byleth > Male Byleth

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When you have the entirety of Valm and Ylisse as your harem, the only natural progression is to want to fuck your alternate world and sex self.

>female Kris
Don't do this to me.

Its just Mia with tits

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There's literally no reason not to be a Falcon Knight as Female Byleth.

Shit taste.

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youtube.com/watch?v=rmBhQtB5nM0

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Objection
Birthright Corrin > Conquest Corrin

Awakening and Birthright are the best FE games.

>M robin and Tharja can't get galeforce
Why would nosfertanks even need it in the first place?

That's like comparing dog shit and rabbit shit.
Rabbit shit doesn't smell but it's still shit.

How do you silver hair for your character? He looks cool.

Female Byleth is retardedly attractive. Beautiful and big titties too.

That's ugly. I'm not playing as that.

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>The sound of the skater dudes foot connecting with the trannies face, and the sound of the trannies head hitting the concrete in the sound version.

Music to my ears.

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>Can't marry Marianne as F!Byleth

Might as well not exist. M!Byleth has a much better design anyway and he looks miles better in the pope outfit

Game is shit. Map design is worse than gaiden/echoes. Terrible units that aren't worth using since Chrom and Robin are beyond broken. Story is boring apart from the final chapters. Game feels like a JRPG due to all of the grinding and shit

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>Marth says he's okay with you guarding him while he bathes

>Game feels like a JRPG
I understand your other complaints but this reads like the stupidest sentence ever, of course it is a jrpg.

mrobin > frobin
femui > mamui
male byleth and fem byleth both suck, but i'll give it to mbyleth

The older fire emblem games are strategy RPGs. Awakening isn't a strategy RPG.

>JRPG
>Japanese rpg
Also, just because its worse/you dont like it, it doesnt magically stop being part of the genre.

>Marth thinks that part of you is very girly

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keep chrom away from any female unit you want to pair your self insert up with unless you wanna get CHROMED
keep him an incel until you get olivia then have them pair up and destroy everything together on the one level that he can bond with her before the marriage for epic memes

>Black people are bad because they're violent but brutally attacking mentally ill people is based
Why is the alt-right like this?

>FE doesn't even write dialogue for the protagonist anymore
Yikes, this series is gone.

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>(you) are the protagonist
Weebs were a mistake

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Fem Corrin is superior purely for her design.

Shit, I fucked up my samefagging.

After Corrin, this is a step in the right direction.

She's so fucking cute bros

>greasy hair
>eyes look she's wearing a novelty blindfold
>crooked chin
>collar literally drawn in five seconds in MS paint

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Fuck you.

I would wreck both of them. But male version is hotter.

But she has big fucking titties.

Only thing female Byleth has going for it is that she can marry Claude and Dimitri. And Hubert. God I would love to cuck Edelgard away from Hubert with power of homo.

you got it all wrong. you don't need a reason to hate niggers

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Sorry to use this venue
This is the model in application for the current marijuana sector being developed. youtu.be/jVUBeKkx83A

We start at the 18th second, with the clarification "I Am Cancerous" for investment firms.

As you can see the role model, being Eminem, to spread the smoke weed every day movement, which is already known to cause cancer significantly by the system.

Bob Marley's official cause of death was the spread of melanoma to his lungs and brain. The hereby referred to as "M&M's.

The plan, in coda, also stipulates that there will be lawsuits filed to keep anyone attempting civil action at bay like with the tobacco industry.

Thank you for your consideration.

I think Edelgard would be relieved that the creepy faggot wasn't stalking her every move anymore.

She would be lost without him.

Imagine being Hubert, trying to sleep but all you can hear is very loud lesbian sex between Edelgard and F!Byleth all night

everyone on Yea Forums is gay. None of the girls in Three Houses are attractive at all except Byleth. The game's character designers were a bunch of fujoshi, so naturally they chose to make the only attractive girl the player character.

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Blackpill of the game goes to user (44). Undeniably the cold, hard truth.

I love the design of fujoshi gals though.

Do you know what fujoshi means?

clearly not, just another Yea Forums mouthbreather, business as usual

>he doesn’t play as best girl
Sadly this is true, since their is no way to play as Bernie instead of Byleth. She would make an excellent MC! I love my wife Bernadetta!

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a fucking frog

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Bernie is trans.

>all gay romance options are old enough to be your dad, except ONE guy
Man, those fujoshi sure took over Fire Emblem. Where did it all go wrong bros?

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Wut is this and how do I get to it? Is it NG+?

Fujoshitters self-insert as the girl because they're trannies. Put two and two together, faggot.

>Fujoshitters self-insert as the girl
That's not how that works retard.

In NG+, go to the amiibo gazebo no really thats what it called and scan a FE amiibo to get access to that place. At first it just a sleeping Sothis, but after she gone she gets replaced with opposite gender Byleth

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>Need a FE amiibo
Fug

>gays don't watch straight porn to see guys have a good time
It literally is though

Remember, Physical DLC is fine as long as it's nintendo.

>can't marry best girl
>best girl can't become a dancer
It's a bit of a monkey's paw.

>Physical DLC
>physical downloadable content
3D printing or what?

Buying physical shit for in-game downloadable content. I don't know how they produce amiibos, maybe it IS 3D printing!

>You have to self insert
Whats with this mindset?

Based fpbp /thread saved

Use NFC tags then. I use some left over NFC tags that I used for BOTW and had 1 tag set as a Roy Amiibo.

it's just the lighting, byleth's hair is a different shade of green for some reason

>can't romance bernie

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If there was /u/ options for all the girls, I would play fembyleth on all playthroughs

Alois and Gilbert aren’t actually gay romances. In fact in Alois’s ending you marry a village girl.

Linhardt is the only choice and he’s better in his straight pairings anyway

>awakening
>bonds bonds the power of friendship
>fates
>holy shit i'm literally retarded
yeah i'll take a silent chad over that bullshit

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>Alois/Gilbert is platonic
This is really funny considering the whole scene with picking your S-rank
>give this ring to someone you love as much as I love her
Did they just kind of overlook this bit or what?

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He got Life sentence if I remember right?

Why are men so retarded?

>playing as a fly eating smoothbrain

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MRobin = FRobin
FByleth = MByleth
FCorrin >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> MCorrin

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You only like Femui because you have a weakness for retarded girls

Is this game worth 35 bucks if I'm neutral to T-RPGs (I only liked Advance Wars back in the days), and I don't like the designs? Is the music jaw dropping at least?

MRobin > FRobin
FCorn > MCorn (both are garbage)
MByleth > FByleth > MByleth (Without marrying anyone) >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> YuriByleth

YuriByleth>MBlyeth>Everyone else

I LOVE HILDA

hypocrits you know

babby's first political treatise

Fem Corrin is Cannon Nohr protagonist and 90% of what people hate about the character? Why do you hate Male Corrin and Love the Female one? He is infinitly better and not a stupid indecisive bitch.

Unlike MCorrin, FCorrin is top cute.

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need more art of these two and the purest form of love.

She's not even cute. Literally Minato with longer hair.

FByleth is a brainlet

lol

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Waifu bonus.
If you can fuck it, it's alright. Why do you think Edelgard is so popular or why people try to argue that Lyn isn't a shit unit?