One copy of Senran Kagura: Peach Beach Splash please

Yeah I hate that shit. I'm gonna make my own franchise where it's senran but with asses. Basically Keijo.

Is John St. Coomer here the usurper of Gigachad?

>one copy of Custer's Revenge please

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wow, with hair he is almost normal

who's the blonde at 00:20

wow, he really enjoys every genre of porn

This is actually based.

A coommoisseur

instagram.com/jayman079/

Can't really expect less from the coomus maximus himself.

Kinda looks like a deranged Troy Baker

>deranged Generic dude

come on Yea Forums I know you know this. I don't trust you with video games but when it comes to porn you're at the top of the game

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What the fuck who are these people? Why do they care so much about this?

sometimes i wonder how Yea Forums will be without redditors

cant coom when playing a video game, nice try idiot

Genuinely better than 99% of the posts on Yea Forums.

Why does he look so fucking creepy, like hes about to rape whoever's taking the photo.

All forced memes are Discord gay ops

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>mfw Evelyn Claire streams on twitch

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>loves being spanked
>literally negative ass in game

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My faith in this site has gone down to negative levels never seen before when I found out that "exposing Discord Channels" is just a bunch of Discord channels making messages and spreading the screenshots all over Yea Forums

Weaponized autism. If any presidential candidate suggests a policy of keeping autistic people off the internet they have my vote.

>mfw
Godspeed, user.

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Coomer l4d2 mod when?

>'new' meme
>another fucking wojack edit
how many fucking years has it been since every meme turned into this shit, 5?

lets see your new meme then

People like to say "its been happening forever ugghhhhh" but its really only been a big deal on Yea Forums for the past 8 months or so. As soon as this came along the cringe spam stopped, so you know its the same people.

Watch watch theres gonna be some fag that says "nuh uh this has been happening for years this is board culture newfag"

You are mistaken user. It’s not shit. You just failed to realize Wojack and Pepe are simply the final form of all memes. Memetry coalesced into a blank slate that is capable of infinite human expression. The ultimate meme.

>Who is this guy and why is he associated with the coomer wojak?

Some dude who's a manager at Wal-Mart that purchases a lot of porn and goes to porn conventions. Also tweets at a lot of his favorite porn stars.

Honestly, I don' get it. If he's going to put so much effort into his hobby of porn why can't this dude chase some fucking tail? Hell I'd be fucking hookers.

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How do you know he does not? I’m sure he’s capable of both. He is the coomer after all. Also he works at target. Not wal Mart.

There are some truly autistic people out in the world, user, he probably enjoys the culture of the cons more than the actual fucking

It's just what new fags currently think memes are. At one point image macros were synonymous with memes, then it was rage faces for a while, eventually there will be something else that's lazy and easy to edit for babby's first meme.

That's like saying why watch Citizen Kane when you can make some shitty movie in your garage. The man understands the value of art in media.

Cooming drains your life force. He's a husk.

>Go to Blacked Con
>Everyone there is having sex except you

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Kenzie Reeves

He's married and has a son that he named Squirt.

what couldve been

DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU
BOKU BOKU
DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU
BOKU BOKU
JUUUUNK, LOOK IT'S JUNK

sung to the tune of the badger song.

There's always other memes going on that aren't wojaks or pepes, like gondolas, memritv, ryan gosling, the arquitect, etc... you just need to pay attention to other non forced tame memes

NO user YOU CANT JUST UNLEASH THE KRAKEN LIKE THAT
THE CONSEQUENCES WILL NEVER BE THE SAME XD

If only i could go so far as decided to use even go want to do more look like.

vocaroo.com/i/s1k5N2N3GV4o

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How the fuck can be publicly admit he owns a fucking fleshlight? That shit is so fucking embarassing. Does this coomer really not give a fuck? That's depressing.

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>its really only been a big deal on Yea Forums for the past 8 months or so
Frogposting and feels guy spam have been a thing for at least 8 years, you gigantic newfag fuck. NO this does not make it okay. Like you, they are cancer of the most contagious form and need to be eradicated.

Oh, he gives a fuck alright. Some might say, a hard fuck

>leave Yea Forums for 5 years
>come back to boomer zoomer coomer

vocaroo.com/i/s1vQ36R7Gn04

Nah, porn is his hobby and he owns it which is pretty based.

>Nov 4

What did he mean by this bros? Is it the coompocalypse then?

>>>
The shit you mentioned and the shit we have now are two fundementally different things

He took it to a whole new level where it is no longer shameful, a level we might not understand right now, but in the years to coome, external factors such as having no family or being separated from them also helps.

That explains why every other post is COOMsomething. Gotta force it like every other fucking newfag maymay.

People mostly infantiles that does not have any deep reason to live their life, so they push this type of thing because it'll mean they'll be accepted in the society.

It's the same with any topic. "I'm a gamer!" "Fuck McDonald, praise KFC!" "Fuck Audis, I'm a Mercedes guy..."

>He took it to a whole new level where it is no longer shameful, a level we might not understand right now, but in the years to coome, external factors such as having no family or being separated from them also helps.

Man I really feel sorry for the guy this is probably true. Dude doesn't even care anymore.

How do we know if this guy even cooms?
I see no evidence of cooming
what if hes never ever coomed and has been successfully coverting his chang into jin and has a 200 iq that he uses purely to write porn reviews

They weren't as pervasive til 'round '14

Not gonna lie, this is actually really impressive

I was right, always trust Yea Forums when it comes to porn. Thanks buddy

Oh god that's nasty, the fucking artwork is the most misleading thing with the TnA, when there's only T

You're a slave feeling sorry for a free man.

I think the coomer shit is cringe, desu.

>zoomies keep misusing the word cringe

Fucking off yourself faggot.

the first coomer meme was fucking radiating power
now it'll be just forced garbage

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>forced
>when this jason guy was accidentally discovered by people who were initially mocking BLACKED.com fans

>he thinks the coomer meme started with the BLACKEDRAW guy
Lol

this is the first meme that made me laugh especially the video about this whole thing

bros... please stop memeing him, hes in a hospital now

1 like 1 prayer for his dick to coom again

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Get well soon coomerbro!

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>messing with him on his instagram
aw man I'm not sure if I like this anymore

Looks like a hairless James "Jamie" Madrox

>leave
>things change
damn

I want this female to birth my children

guys please stop, let him coom in peace

twitter.com/search?q=to:jayman079&s=09

he's just an innocent coomer why do retards gotta comment on his life?

maybe he just likes porn?
people like basketball, it doesn't mean they want to be out there playing it.
and its not like anyone knows how his personal life is, its none of our business.

He has a kid?

How the fuck do these disgusting fucking faggots exist? One day he's jerking off to some negro gangbang and then the next he's just some guy picking his kid up from daycare?

It's so sickening.

is a coomer an early stage cuumbrain?

>Also he works at target
You have no idea how much this explains.

I worked at Target for about six months before I quit. Never met more lgbtq++ people in my life, in addition to some real goofball characters in general.

One time a new hire on the overnight crew disappeared for hours, and eventually was found in the mens room sitting on the toilet passed out asleep, pants down, still holding a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. He was a big, fluffy mama’s boy type, which made it more hilarious when they told him to go home, get some sleep and basically don’t come back. All the weirdos I encountered there added together didn’t compare to the one kid that thought it was okay to eat a sandwich while taking a shit.

I hope she eats a lot of those and gets really fat desu

More Jayman memes pls

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Literally every other photo on his IG is him with a pornstar.

Almost like Carl Jung was right and the vast majority of people know how to keep a secret

early stage? more like final form

everyone is a slave to something
that man is a slave to cooms

i wish to have more babymetal gifs

I eat food in the bathroom all the time
gtfo normalfag

Yeaj im kind of torn by this too. But it's kind of the same as the Chris chan complex. The guy said he was bullied a lot during school for having big ears and being coomlet, and I'm pretty sure he said he has autism too. Ok the other hand he is publicly posting pictures of himself telling the world he is a coomer.

damn she actually looks 12 in this gif

Does the fecal matter and faint smell of dick and balls make it taste better, fag?

>thought it was okay to eat a sandwich while taking a shit
That's it? That's the apex of this entire comment, some personal subjective judgment? Lame post, 0/10
I used to work preload at UPS and they'll hire anybody - the stories are wild; years ago, there was a dude caught shooting up heroin in one of his trucks one morning, literally had a tourniquet going and all WEW LAD

Where has he spoken out on his comer status?

>everyone is a slave to something
>that man is a slave to cooms
Is he really a slave... or is he the master?

i feel like he would embrace the coomer status

>Pater teach me the ways of the coomer

Dude is living the fucking dream and your seething is more sickening than his life could ever hope to be

Except as we just saw with the meme stealing video /pol/ is already trying to steal it and inevetibly spam Jew stuff at him.

the dude could've just been extremely burned out and not had enough time to eat

Just saved a few randomly OwO

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t. kike

>yessss goy, make your life obsess about std ridden dick and cum holes, thats a fulfilliny experience
Mcfukkin kill yourself faggot

cute!

>he doesn't unironically have autism
Get off this site, it isn't for you normalfags.

>it's already happening

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Guys, I think I might be a gamer. Is there any hope for me? I am pretty sure I have an addiction to masturbation but I geniunely cannot think of a good reason to stop doing it at an almost daily basis

>muh pol boogeyman
Found the discord trannies

He hasn't said the word but the Instagram full of pictures of himself at porn cons and the 1000's of porn reviews tell you all you need to know.

Huh, coombrain got filtered. Didnt know about that

Just embrace the coom
I know I'd never score anyways and making my peepee happy makes me happy so why should i stop

I never said anything about /pol/ you delusional faggot

>gamer=>gamer=>coomer

The joke's on you I'm actually a skype tranny get owned /pol/tard *dabs*

>D-d-d-dude balding isn't that b-b-bad

garbage taste

Good, remove yourself from the genepool like the genetic trash you are

Now that he is gaining fame for all the wrong reasons. What do you think the chances are that he eventually kills himself?

k

youtube.com/watch?time_continue=172&v=0wdRQW8WmVI

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coombrain is now filtered as a gamer

wow

He won't. He's happy with his life and hobbies and has a son to live for.

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He's too far removed from shame and judgment to even think of suicide
Dude even has a daughter

gamer

He's embraced his icon status

>see mean thing in internet
>kinda sad
>coom
>all's fine again
literally immortal

That's his nephew, not a son. Though he does have a daughter, mentioned it in one of his tweets

Imagine being this new to the internet.

>coomer gets internet famous
>pornstarts want to fuck him for clout

its a win/win

You got it all wrong, this does not weakens him, but only makes him stronger. We're not pushing him down, we're in awe of his very being. A lot of people chooses the coom life, only a few selected ones carries it publicly like he does, and even fewers amount to more than 9000 porn reviews.

I wonder if he wants to see her BLACKED

Nothing ties him to that imdb profile
That's just a false meme

Impressive

>der c00mer

He mentioned that she's 3 years old, and that he had to miss on some porn convention due to having to take care of her
Talk about considerate parrenting

Hopefully high and hopefully soon. Considering his inability to control himself I'd wager he fucks his children.

Dilate cope seethe etc etc

Nice

joran van der sloot?

snek

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I look at porn like 2 or 3 times a week, once a day maximum. So that's about 7714 ejaculations in my entire lifetime assuming my sex drive doesn't decrease (it will, so let's say about 5000). This guy has reviewed over 9000 porn videos, that's over 9000 ejaculations and he's like 40.

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nice

Kys weeb trash

He just did seven porn reviews yesterday
imdb.com/user/ur1287548/

Poor guy, porn is just his not-very-healthy hobby. He apparently has a family

Prove that's me disinformation faggoy

Amazing.

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god she's cute

Do you really need to ejaculate to a porn video to be able to review it?

>goes into a thread that's de-facto about senran kagura
>complains when he sees a senran kagura character being posted
for a bunch of fags complaining about most threads not talking about video games you sure are part of the problem

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Actually take the time to type "kill yourself" you lazy faggot

He's likely one of those
>Yea Forums is such a shithole ha ha ex dee
>I only come here to shitpost rolling on floor laffing
newfags

>senran weebshit
>a video game
No dumb weebshit cancer, your fapbait shit isnt video games, fuck you

Why else would you watch it?

God i hate people so much

Weeb stuff is for porn only, not videogames, and you know it

user... the OP pic is what actually determines what the thread is about. How new are you?

They're a bunch of 15yo moomers, slaves to shitposting.

>what are JRPGs? The Post

>buy her game
>she's in!
>cute feet

Weebs are the cancer of this board

Any /goomers/ here?

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Oh, I'm sorry. What videogames is this guy in?

Jrpg is usually not anime you fucking low iq inbred and has some substance to be classified as a game
Senran shit and dead or alive are just shitposting fapbait

You know, because this is the VIDEOGAMES board and not /trash/, right?

>/goomers
what?

You sound like you were born yesterday

We DID make this thread to talk about VIDEOGAMES, right?

>even coomers addicted to Blacked can get laid
What are you doing anons
>he thought this was a vidya thread instead of a shitposting thread

haven't goomed in a long time any new tech

>me oldfag, you newfag
>>>/reddit/

I'm not addicted to blacked.com
Maybe that's my problem

WHY ISN'T ANYBODY TALKING ABOUT /VIDEOGAMES/ IN THIS /OBVIOUSLY/ VIDEOGAMES THREAD ON THE /VIDEOGAMES/ BOARD, user?

haha le epic porn meme man :D

Be patient he had autism

Who are you to talk about OP's intent? Does he look like he wants to talk about fucking VIDEOGAMES?

It's been filtered much longet than it was used unfiltered. Coomer is a reaction to it being filtered

OH NONONONONO

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>not even getting paid for it like Monster shills

>corporations are actually starting to make funnier memes than kids nowadays

god

based

Inhumanly based.

Obviously, since he mentioned a VIDEOGAME on the VIDEOGAMES board. Surely he isn't just a shitposter or, worse yet, some kind of moral crusader complaining about off-topic threads WITH an off-topic thread, right? Nobody can be THAT retarded, RIGHT?

>9,420 reviews
Hold the fuck up
Last time I checked his imdb he had like 9,411 reviews
Holy shit he's still going

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shes 30

Wait, the whole /sips/ thing was a paid shill operation? /fit/ lied to me.

WHERE ARE THE VIDEOGAMES, OP?

He can't stop cooming and reviewing

reminder that there's never been any proof linking the imdb guy and him to be the same person

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nice gif faggot, can totally read all that bullshit in half a second

We are witness of a living world heritage being.

>[noun1]: blank
>[noun2]: repeating what e-celeb just said
No effort, thought, originality or paint required.

I remember hearing about a guy who had thousands of porn reviews before.
Same guy or does anyone remember who I do?

>Obviously, since he mentioned a VIDEOGAME on the VIDEOGAMES board
That doesn't make any sense, stop smoking weed

that would be so funny right? haha

Based zoomy coomy

Fuck off, retard.

It's like I am watching SNK.

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What is the point of porn reviews

Discord link to this?

Reminder that this is the official coomercore drink of choice. Not only is it nutritious and energizing for those long, mindnumbing coom sessions, but it also makes your coom taste like mangoes for a tasty tropical treat right at the end.

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I see, then this isn't a videogames thread. You know, for all the caterwauling about "muh pron breads" being off-topic, at least they're remotely videogames with their talking about how they like certain videogame characters. This thread isn't even that.

you eat cum, user?

Lol @ weebfags getting btfo in this thread

Yes. I used to do it for the novelty but the zero cleanup is a must nowadays.

Anyone itt subbed to Blacked?

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based, I do it too.

No, I pirate all porn.

based, I do it too.

I have never and never will spend a single dime on porn, no matter how much of a coomer I become

Who else just masturbates, because he is bored 99% of the time

I did once and I can say for sure that I felt like a complete and utter cuck after.

RuTracker is a treasure

>One copy of Super mario tea party fun house 8 please

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You mean pornlab? Yep
I miss puretna

>WE'RE TAKING BACK Yea Forums FROM THE PORN ADDICTS THAT KEEP SPAMMING OFF-TOPIC PORN DUMPS
>NOOOOOOO STOP POSTING VIDEO GAME CHARACTERS IN MY OFF-TOPIC PORN SHITPOSTING THREAD!!

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All weebs are coomers. Prove me ronk

>This man is the personification of lack of restraint, or self control. And yet, he is perfectly content with his lifestyle. He enjoys being socially active within this sphere, he buys products that boost the ecosystem and help sustain the market. He supports the stars through social media, purchases tickets to conventions. It's not just a fap to this guy, it's a hobby to which he devotes his life. This juxtaposition is striking, he is both a wanker and a chad simultaneously. He is helplessly addicted to something that brings him joy - lasting fulfilling joy at that - there's a serious moral question hidden there. Is he right or is he wrong?
Youtube comments aren't what they used to be

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Stfu and kys weeb trash
I bet you like making all those
>buy her game
>did you play her game user
threads

Kayden Kross continues to show her versatility (and style) in this tribute to nerdy young women into the video games pastime. Lovely young cast puts it over.

One fantasy vignette worthy of note stars April O'Neil wearing glasses, consumed in her video game which is one of those first-person style shoot 'em ups. The protagonist is a Lara Croft type personified by butch Lesbian icon Jiz Lee, and KK contrives a delightful transition as Jiz comes to life, seen outside April's window as O'Neil complains out loud how the screen character is now failing to respond to her joystick commands.

But the command of sex is obeyed as Lee crawls in her window and makes love to April in a satisfying Sapphic embrace. As a staunch April O'Neil fan I was especially pleased at how effective the pairing worked, with Jiz perfect in cosplay attire.

Somewhat self-serving is the appearance of Manuel Ferrara, KK's frequent collaborator, playing himself but as a webcaster who is sort of a veejay, interviewing star gamer Carmen Caliente in his home studio during a webcast. Their dialog is p*ss-poor but Carmen's jail-bait styling is remarkable, quite different from your usual screen look, and she deep-throats MF's giant cock with the best of them.

Most playful vignette is back in the lesbo bag, KK's forte, as too cute for words gamers Jenna Sativa and Ayumi Anime prove to be fine at pantomime before getting it on. In the spirit of the show, Anime puts on a Japanese doll costume fashion show before the two have at it.

Final scene is a more explicit tribute to Lara Croft, as beautiful and mysterious Katrina Jade dresses up just like LC (replete with her hardware) after using all manner of sexy lingerie in vain as she tries to get Stallion's attention away from his game. He can't turn Lara down, and hot IR sex results.

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Yes they are
Notice how braindead weeb coombrains are the first to criticize this meme because it calls them out personally

All humans are coomers to some degree,prove me wrong.

The Id, incarnate.

God I hate those.. would unironically stab a weeb with a knife 100 times

CUTE!
twitch.tv/officialevelynclaire/clip/CharmingAbstruseWallabyPanicVis

I a fork. it would take them longer to die

All those are unironically a part of discord tranny psy-op to pull Yea Forums into an even greater shithole
It was always the weebs with their >traps are not gay
shit and the lot of them are animeposting trannies now
It's why the coombrain meme hits them so hard, because it causes them to self-reflect

Well there was that guy that was screeching about VIDEOGAMES a few minutes ago.

does the peepeepoomer take jenkem?

Whoops.

Nice conspiracy, ya schizo. The Coomer meme also has multiple raid discords, but it still hardly has any pull just like your tranny boogyman.

The meme has our support. I've seen many anime posters who think it's based.

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Doesn't this guy have a kid?
Imagine your father writing 10k porn reviews.

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Anime website,Redditors.
Just because anime hurts your feefees doesn't mean you should show the world how you clearly joined Yea Forums after the last amerimutt election.
You probably don't even know what weeb means.

It's a dangerous venture.

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>MUH ANIME WEBSITE WAAAAH
You have your containtment board, now stick to it degenerate weeb trash

DARKNESS.COM

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Clearly, since almost all of the coomerbrain posting disappears when it's bedtime in the Western hemisphere.

>i have a vagina now