So we're fine, as long as nobody replies to the Team Fortress 2 thread

So we're fine, as long as nobody replies to the Team Fortress 2 thread

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Anons, always remember...
Dying is gay!

Engie best class
for autists

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What’s your question, user?

What is it user?

>it's a "you suck at market gardening but you manage to hit a stupid good kill" episode

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What if I reply to the thread with femscout omorashi porn?

I replied to the thread.

>Download TF2 again to relive the glory days
>Nothing but trade and achievement farming servers are still up
>Spend 20 minutes in the queue trying to find a decent game
>Nothing but 1/2 people servers and bot infested dustbowls
>Uninstall

So are the only populated servers still up all in North America?

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How... much?

You...what?

i made it hit the image limit

Mmmm nummies

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I have done nothing but reply to TF2 threads since 2009 ;_;

Where...
Where have you been replying to?!

casual mode is populated

Hey Yea Forums,
yore
ugleh

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>play Sniper
>miss every single shot because I'm a terrible sniper
>accidentally hit hidden spy while missing
>spy on the other team throws a shitfit for 15 minutes
>get votekicked for aimbot

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>tf2 comics saga was meant to be animated but valve fucked it all up

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'There are no good snipers, only hackers' - TF2

How? I still don't understand how can a company as rich as valve "fuck it up".

>you're now aware of an alternate universe where adult swim had a tf2 show
>it had a r&m crossover

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they worked with adult swim but couldnt keep their schedules and agree with them on some terms. adult swim then cancelled all projects with valve

>being forced to main engie lately because no one else does it

I just wanna be a medic again. :(

hey, faggots. how's it feel not to be able to aim at anything further than 2 feet in front of you? literally the only skilled things in this game are playing the sniper (kek) and soldier's movement mechanics. go kill yourselves retards and play a real game.

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but i won't be able to play anything if i kill myself first

Infinite Ammo

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engie feels rewarding when everyone uses your teleporter and dispenser.

i wish they update MvM or at least add new golden weapons

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yeah but where is the fun

Randomiser servers were the absolute tits, it's a shame the only ones nowdays are on shit maps like Orange Tower

the fun comes from being able to aim better than other people

it gives you a feeling of competition

I would prefer them to have Venture Bros crossover.

Tonight's the night!

>go to CTF map
>pick engie
>buid a turret
>deploy rancho relaxo
>go to the kitchen
>return in 20 minutes

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never leave
we love you

ZIS...is a bucket.

WHOA WHOA WHOA, SLOW DOWN THERE, POINDEXTER!

I've done nothing but shitpost threads for 10 years.

dear god

I'm sad.

There was suppose to be TF2 clones with waifus. But then they turned all into highly-controlled, small team e-sports shit that's also somehow targeted towards ultra-casuals.

Why can't the industry just improve on shit instead of trying to innovate just for the sake of it? No one asked for the changes in Dragon Age 2 and beyond. No one wanted Mass Effect: Gears of War editions. Far Cry 5 decided to change the chain of progression and somehow turned that into a shitshow.

There's more.

What's a good name for a Medi Gun?

no...

Not Medicine

Any time I get a nametag, I name one of my weapons "1989 tiananmen square massacre"

the main problem with overwatch and palababs is they took the heavy and the medic and turned them into the primary carry classes of the game

>dead game
Have fun playing with bots, lol.

t. aimlet brainlet autism braindead loser noob

Yeah but did you know that Quake was originally a tf2 mod?

yore
ugleh

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test

Those games have more problems than just that. They revolve around esports for casuals in a small team settings.

So the maps are designed for this. Things are tightly controlled (none of the dedicated server shenanigans of TF2 and previous FPSes). Classes/characters are made for tournament meta, badly as you mentioned, instead of released for gameplay style aspects. Can go on and on.

Not when they push you out of the way of your entrance, watch all your shit get sapped and then bitch and moan about how bad you are for not having a teleporter and dispenser.

Whenever I see "retard leash" that always gets a chuckle out of me.

i get that in tf2 though

I basically agree, but they do have some fun characters, namely long range hitscan, which TF2 does not.

Scottish Resistance demo is only for people with 200IQ. If you play anything else, you're a braindead sticky spammer and get gud

Why is the TF2 thread dying
stop it Yea Forums you fucking shitters

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what is a good name for my Strange Market Gardener? and no im not calling it fucking meme spoon

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>he doesnt spawncamp with stickies at every opportunity
>he doesnt relish in the anger of his enemies

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>place sticky
>wait for retard to walk over it
>m2
wow

"shovel kill u ok"

Post your mains. Mine is Medic, Engi, Pyro, Heavy and Demo

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>"maining" more than half the cast

>not blocking off each entrance twice with traps, one for the first wave of retards and one for the slightly smarter retards
This is your brain on regular stickies

I always end up playing this game for like a week or two every few months before losing interest in it again and forgetting about it for months on end again.

There's just something about the game itself that when I jump into it, I instantly know how to play and do everything else I used to do before without getting that usual feeling you get from other games where the controls seem alien to you again and you have to slowly get used to them again.
I just jump into TF2, any match at all and I instantly know what to do and what to press, it feels almost natural.

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That's some shonky business right there

medic and sniper

>win games as Medic
>don't want to play that class
FUCK

Engie. Engie is the best class in the game, period. Why play the game when you can let the game play itself and still win?

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/tf2g/

post your favourite loadout you own lads.

i don't play sniper often but when i do its dressed like a bush

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Okay, maybe only Demo, Engi and Medic. Happy now?

you gotta be flexibe

>We're never gonna get more adult swim promo items

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I do not own many cosmetics, can I post something too? I especially like my fat bald engi

fat engies are the best engies

"Mom I got one!"

Based on how many PhDs Dell has compared to Ludwig, I want to say Engie's the smartest man on the team. Not to downplay the value of Medic's sciences, I'm sure the technology for ubercharging alone is worth more to mankind than all of engie's technology combined though (even without accounting for who owns the rights to what tech), we as humans extremely prioritize that kind of medical R&D

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>he wants tf2 to be forever tarnished with rick and morty cosmetics

Too lazy to turn up the game, just added the shoes because muh 3 items limitation

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It already have one, look up at the pic

Loadout.tf is a blessing

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>jewjew's funny stories haha muda muda muda ora ora ora XDDDD

Spy creeping around here....

Fukken saved

Only Gibus Spies are able to pull this shit off

God I fucking hate that fanbase.
I watched the trailer for the movie Jojo rabbit yesterday, and the comments were literally just full of memes from that fucking anime.

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>reinstall after not playing for several years
>first game
>get dominated by W+M1 pyro

just like old times

Engineer is spy!

I feel shame cause at some point was making terrible "ironic" memes about jjba around 2015-2016, fucking go back in time and shoot me before I did by bit it destroying the fandom

No!
>Cloaking sounds

*in destroying
Fucking retard can't use keyboard properly

I said the n-word.

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I've never watched it, and the only times I've laughed at it's jokes were the pillar men ones and "you're approaching me?"
Everything else just became literal cringe after a few months.

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just play heavy and stand in the middle of your team

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>Demonigger with loch are obliterating my scouts
>i go pyro and follow them to him
>he targets me and shoots his 1,200km/h pills at me
>I airblast him to oblivion
>camp the scout route until he stops going for them
Loch? More like Lol

Monty's Failed Op.

Back then it was only memes from part 1 to 3, I'm so fucking mad how VA made JoJo even more normalfag popular, Jesus fucking Christ

I'm just glad the only person I know who watches anime is my gf and they don't spout any of this kind of bullshit except from telling me if there's good ass and tits in the show.

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Old lady Demo could have been so fucking awesome.

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i made this set before the part 3 anime tho

Good job, remind me to give you a cookie
Well, Jojo have some nice asses (male) and tits (both male and female)

What do you guys think of the old sets that had a special effect? Like soldier's Tank Buster giving you sentry resistance

Is it better or worse that the effects are only memes now?

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Teleportation is probably more useful. In fact Dell is quite stupid for not simply selling his patents or making his own production company mass producing teleporters.

alright bub,time's up where's my fucking cookie

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All hats and cosmetic should have some tiny buff, it could make game more interesting. Imagine the builds...

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they were more or less p2w so it's good they're gone.

>He doesn't stack mystery solving

>spy dead ringer being 100% silent
actually pay to win

With or without chocolate?

Not only would it be P2W but also it would mean everyone would end up wearing the same shit that the meta defined. So no, it was a terrible idea that I'm glad they were smart enough to get rid of.

with chocolate of course,who eats a goddamn wheat cookie?

virgin shovel

>"Well, off to visit your girlfriend! *Snort snort snort*"

Where is the final comic?
I need my dose of Olivia, with possiblity of age progression fetish.
Or regression to the extreme with lethal overdose of Australium.

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would've been fine if you didn't need a hat to complete the set

Here. You earned it

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Australium? More like autism.

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He did it again

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>Radda?
>Radda Radda Radda
Radda?
Radda Radda Radda Radda

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Was it yummy, user?

We will make sandviches out of their health packs

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Airborne Airhead

It could literally refer to the song you fucking salty moron

>didnt even try casual out

yes

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>white

From the look of her eyes, Olivia is actually very old and has been usurping Australium from her "father".

Well you can have A BLACK WAHMEN or ching chong lady instead. I guess the old white lady is the best choice here

Which is why I meantioned age progression.
Her australium running out during whatever battle and reveals her true form.

I wonder what her real identity is.

I want a mixed race demowoman

Mixed what with what?

everything

So, a mutt Demo. Weird, user, really weird

Maggots!

Faggots

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