You have three vidya wishes, Yea Forums. Choose wisely
You have three vidya wishes, Yea Forums. Choose wisely
I wish I still enjoyed video games
I wish I would never come to Yea Forums again
I wish that my mother won't die in her sleep EVER (if this isn't vidya related, how come I see it on Yea Forums - video games all the time?)
I wish everyone in this thread had tastebuds in their asshole x3
I wish games would make bullet injuries more realistic. (Instead, give you a "Danger Meter" and when it hits zero, you get hit by one bullet and die)
I wish more video games utilized punches and explosions that went to the beat of the music to pump you up like it's a movie.
I wish games were cooler.
I wish for CRPGs to be more relevant.
I wish that Diablo and any loot grinding games like it were never made.
I wish for the death of Exclusivity.
I think uncharted does your first one
your mom dies under suspicious cirmcumstances unless you reply to this post
I wish posting or having a saved image of Wojak resulted in death
I wish you could only discuss video games you've actually played
I wish nobody else had wishes
I wish all the wishes before mine didn't come true
I wish all the wishes after mine didn't come true
I wish the Genie to be free and unable to grant more wishes
I wish I could code well on any engine or language
That's it.
I wish to have and be able to use the technology to enter and exit virtual replicas of our world at will that are so exact that it feels indistinguishable from the real world. This tech has an easy to use interface that can be accessed before entering a virtual reality that allows me to make any changes I want, effectively giving me endless wishes and powers without any caveats.
My second wish is to fucking kill myself.
Nah. Nate fucking SCREAMS when a bullet hits him and the screen turns red, implying he got hit and is bleeding.
I wish that wasn't the case though. I wish all games had a "danger meter" and when you ran out, you just got shot and took a HUGE amount of damage. Maybe you can only get shot twice, like in an action movie. That would be so cool.
I wish all previous wishes were reverted
I wish no one could ever wish again
I wish all forms of wish magic stopped existing after my wish
I wish for my third wish to come true
I wish for my second wish to make paradoxes a universal law
I wish for my first wish to be impossible.
I wish to be a sensibly relevant vidya composer
I wish to be able to code my own fighting game
I wish for a new Enthusia
Send me back in time to when I was 13 with all knowledge I’ve acquired into the future.
Once I reach 23yo, give me eternal youth and immortality.
3rd wish, you can set yourself free, I don’t need it.
I WISH I COULD FUCK TIFA LOCKHART
I wish for Capcom to make good fighting games again
I wish for DMC6 to be a co op game with Dante and Vergil in hell
I wish for SMT5
I wish Fortnite permanently ceased to exist.
I wish microtransactions permanently ceased to exist.
I wish all game journalists would blow their fucking brains out.
I wish Mikan from Danganronpa was real.
I wish she was pure.
I wish she was my wife.
Congrats you just let loose an immortal demigod that can create anything out of Thin air and probably has a grudge from being in a lamp for 6000 years
I seem to remember one of the Brothers in Arms games doing something like this.
fpbp
I wish for every game ever released to be readily available and perfectly to run on my PC.
That's all really
I wish to undo everyone else's wishes
I wish that everybody couldn't make wishes anymore.
Not my problem. I’m immortal too, and I set him free.
perfectly optimized to run*
>the amount of wishes freeing the genie
I wish for every product and service to be free for me specifically
I wish I owned every car in Forza Motorsport 7 irl.
I wish Farah from Tales of Eternia was my wife.
I wish I had invincibility.
But what if he's a bro?
I wish to have Infinite wishes.
Dantes inferno 2, 3, 4. Done.
A "genie" can never be your bro
I wish there was no more elitism (see: Peecee Mastuh Race)
I wish the genie be free-nie.
-More cute and funny
-Less realism for fuck's sake.
-Paid Online for PC games,
I wish to be free, no matter the constraints.
I wish to live as long as the earth exists
I wish to have the powers of a Genie
You get three, if you can't get done what you need in fucking two, you are a goddamn joke. Plus at worst you prevent anyone else using the genie against you and more likely: You feel good and get a liberated bro who won't do wishes but might do you a favour every now and then, or at least not fuck you up.
Alternatively, hang the prospect of freedom to secure the first two wishes against twisted interpretations, Id es: "Genie, if you want freedom for the third, bear in mind that when I wish for 10,000 gold dubloons I don't want them dropped on my head, I don't want the angry spanish fleet alongside it, I don't want plastic dubloons painted gold, I want the gold dubloons no questions asked alright or so help me, the third wish will be whatever the equivalent of CBT is for you, I assume rubbing a brillo pad on your lamp or something."
Ashley playable in Smash
Rare Replay on Switch
Animal Crossing lets you have an animal as a roommate
You're acting like he can't just snap his fingers and take away your immortality.
Pro tip, he can.
>I wish for Pikmin 4 to come out next year and be the best one in the series.
>I wish for Pikmin 1 and 2 HD
>I wish Hey Pikmin never existed
Free lamp anyone?
>B-but I said powers!
Too late, sucker.
>Ashley williams
>Zapruder film
>It's literally animal from the muppets.
I HAVE FULFILLED YOUR WISHES.
But what if you wish for him to be?
I said Free no matter the constraints
So suuuck it
Why would he?
You did, if its not time sensitive that's pretty good, if it isn't you're still fucked. Hard to call.
Is this the PUBG mentality?
Because you bossed him around before freeing him and he's upset about that.
I wish for Dept Heaven to come back.
I wish there are no more exclusives, every game comes to all platforms
I wish there are no more game companies trying to ruin everything with their Jewish shit.
I wish I have a girlfriend
I wish I could have the autistic will power to make games.
I wish I had the money to hire people to build assets.
I wish I don't become popular at all so some randos finding my games would feel like they stumbled onto something really special.
pretty based. fuck exclusives.
I wish valve made more good games.
>I wish to never have started playing vidya in the first place
>I wish to unfuck the just cause series
>I wish a girlfriend
>vidya wishes
I'm going to call the last theoretical atom before the universe ends "Earth".
>No more paid DLC
>No paid online
>No overpriced hardware and accesories.
I wish for game developers with grand visions and ambition to have good fortune, ease of production, and excellent teams
I wish for game developers and executives with shallow, moneygrubbing, and soulless ways to be in perennial developer hell, knowing misery, self-disgust, and bankruptcy until repentance
I wish for game developers to find the planning skills and lenience of time to not enter crunch time or cut swathes of content due to deadlines
I wish for a new fantastic Fzero, like 30 online players and everything the game needs.
I wish for a new Wario Land game, at least as good as 4 and with VanillaWare as the graphics team.
I wish this fucker would shut the fuck up.
forgot eternal youth and genies can't use their power for themselves afaik
have fun being a 10.000 year old cripple
...
pretty based.
alright genie, im hoping you wont fuck me over so:
>a single player galaxy conquest mode for starcraft 2 that uses the coop commander
>dragons dogma 2 with 0 cut content
>DoW Ultimate apocalypse with AAA budget, better engine, better animations, full blown VA for all new units, better models and textures.
He said, I’ll give you three wishes. I said this is what I want, and selflessly used one for him. I took a offer, I didn’t make an order.
I wish half life 3 came out and exceeded expectations.
I wish the modding scene flourished, causing multiple new games from the engine
I wish everyone that died waiting got to play it and everything else they waited for.
Literally so easy.
Golden Sun 4 and it goes AAAA (I don't care if this uses 2 wishes)
1080 avalanche sequel
I literally don't care what the last wish is, so I'll just say EA goes out of business and takes bioware with it.
I can forget parts of or the entire experience of a video game on demand
Agree strongly with the second wish. Fuck companies that force you to pay just to play online. Paying extra to play online should be banned.
more wishes, and more knowledge and power to control things about me
Wish the first: I wish that the content of any video game be subject to an independent regulatory body responsible for ensuring the game is fair and balanced for all players and does not prey on vulnerable players to obtain additional wealth.
Wish the second: I wish it were illegal to launch any title exclusively on one platform or storefront.
Wish the third: I wish Yea Forums wasn't /pol/ and reddit
delete video games
kill me
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I wish people who don't play videogames weren't the people studios listened to these days, and that they still cared about what the people who have supported them for years, even decades had to say
I wish liberals would fuck off with all their progressive headaches (conservatives suck too, but they're not as irritating or powerful when it comes to media these days) video games are supposed to be an escape from reality, It's not my fault these people hate themselves so much that that can't even self insert these days, and let go of their issues for a couple hours...
I wish I could love games again.
>I wish there was a legit AAA investment in h-games.
>I wish esports and streamer culture died permanently
>I wish they stopped censoring games all together and roll with the original content.
I wish my father let me play games while growing up instead of beating me for playing said games
I wish my father played games WITH me in my youth
I wish my father would look my way during family get-togethers
>Not combining the first two wishes, wishing to make yourself a god with the second wish, and making sure no one will challenge your power with the third.
Low IQ.
stalker 2 is good
vtmb 2 is good
Yea Forums dies before deltarune is finished
Just so you know everytime you say "and" in your wish the genie will count it as another wish.
I want to be "rich AND powerful" is two wishes, wish one was to be rich, wish two was to be powerful.
>No more spics
>No more jews
>No more niggers
based
New M&L game on switch with it being on par with BiS.
Mother Trilogy with Mother 3 completely intact .
An actually interesting survival indie RPG set in a post apocalyptic world.
I wish my taste in games becomes objectively good
I wish any other taste in games becomes objectively bad
I wish all vidya-playing incels to die
I wish I could teleport in any vidya setting with the powers of my choices.
>I wish video games were taboo to the point of people losing there jobs for playing them
>I wish all game companies were run like EA
>I wish every game was made in unity engine by asset flippers who think they're devs
I wish I was a little bit taller
I wish I was a baller
I wish I had a girl who looked good, I would call her.