BIG BROTHER
BIG BROTHER
Adrian Evans
Cooper Williams
I will kill you. I will find out where you live, enter your dimension, and drag you into a dark alley where I will beat the ever-loving shit out of you with a barb wire bat to the point when someone finds your mangled bloated corpse, they'll be puking. You don't even know what that means, do you? Of course not you privileged little cunt. Call me big brother one more time. One more god damn time. Bitch
Colton Wood
Just kidding! Who wants ice cream?
Tyler Rogers
only good girl from fate
Jayden Perez
Goddammit I want a gf
John Adams
IS NOW BIG SISTER
Juan Wilson
>onii-chan
>daddy
Zachary King
WOW
EVEN
BETTER
Eli Russell
Sorry, my hand slipped
Easton Morales
Hudson Hall
Wish my little sis acknowleged my existance.
Easton Sullivan
>a first party Nintendo game let you impregnate your 12 year old little sister and pump her tiny womb full of your hot dragon seed
>said character is currently in Smash
What went so right?
James Young
What a shit game
Zachary Smith
God I wish I had a sister.
Landon Hall
Big sisters > little sisters
Brandon Scott
>You will never be a reliable older brother figure to someone else.
>You will never be the guy people rely on to teach and care for the youth, becoming a pillar in the community.
>You will never know the weight that comes with being declared "onii-chan".
>You will never know the joy of being declared "aniki".
Justin Jackson
but user, elise is "technically an adult" so it is fine.
Hudson Turner
POMF =3
Ryan Lee
No way, that was on purpose!
Samuel Adams
Best little sister
Best big sister
Why choose Hoshito?
Julian Williams
If you did, you'd wish you didn't
Thomas Lewis
Even nintendo realizes how shit birthright was.
The way they promoted the game at first, it was very obvious that birthright was the one they wanted to be successful, but they accidentally fucked up and made the nohr siblings too great.
Noah Perez
Conquest was decent but that isn't saying much, all 3 were pretty shit tier.
Jordan Williams
But it's not incest.
Colton Nguyen
Bentley Jenkins
>memehouse translation
I played the non-shit translation I had to jump through hoops for, thank you. Anyways the ingame timeline literally proves Elise is 12 at most, possibly even 11 at the start.
Oliver Johnson
>tfw too old to be pampered by a doting onee-san
Juan Butler
"The other side of the fence is always greener."
Life always feels like a pain.
Even to the most fortunate bastard on this planet.
Juan Wilson
Awakening and Birthright are the best FE games.
Hunter Stewart
Time to be the NTR ugly fat bastard
Levi Anderson
Is this the new tefu thread?
Daniel Richardson
woah Fire Emblem Fates more like Fire Emblem Based???
Brayden Wilson
Fire emblem fates? More like fire emblem COOOOOM
James Williams
shame the nohr retainers are bogged down with Awakening leftovers, but yeah Nohr had by far the better cast of characters even with the shite writing.
Justin Butler
never played fates, is his character like seteth?
Xavier Johnson
>your little sister will get railed by Chad one day
how does it feel like being a cuck, sibling anons?
John Cox
Elise > Sakura
Takumi > Leo
Hinoka > Camilla
Ryoma > Xander (for god's sake the man has a FUCKING ENERGY SWORD)
t. Warriors fag
Nathaniel Carter
>not being the chad
Ethan Cox
>implying my sibling is not a male chad
He's probably cucking you right now
Justin Roberts
Elise>>>>Sakura
Takumi=Leo
Camila>>>>>Literally Whonoka
Xander >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Shit Samurai
seriously i can't imagine how anyone likes Ryoma unless they're one of those women who likes abusive boyfriends. dude's a legit piece of shit throughout the whole game.
Blake Rodriguez
I added 't. Warriors fag' in the post for a reason
i never played the base games besides my wife's game (awakening)
not like i don't plan on doing so
just don't know which one to play
Henry Williams
Hoshido siblings > Nohr siblings.
Ryoma is my husband stop saying mean things to him.