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I never liked Homosuck but Rose made my dick diamonds. Do you think Rose cosplayers will like me even if I don't know shit about Homosuck?

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And Roxy was going to be trans until Egbert filled her womb

You're not her, maybe she's closet bi? Maybe asexual, but tolerant of societal norms?

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kinography

dude theyre 13

so?

*16

>Epilogues
>23 year old Jon fucks 16 year old Terezi
>30 year old Karkat fucks 19 year old Meenah

wat did Hussie meant by this

How is there a gap like that? Weren't they all the same age? Like did they somehow age at wildly different rates or something?

it means Hussie is /ourguy/

I wouldn't know, I refuse to look at the epilogues after I looked up Roxy's wiki page to see if she hooks up with John.

>Surprised about time bullshit with Homestuck.

Didn't Gamzee and Vriska also fuck?

>written by james roach
No hope. Jade route when

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>that night
>implying it'll be that long

You're right, she likes MEN.
And trust Roxy, Terezi, and Vriska; John is a pure dork, but he's a man where it counts.

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>but he's a man where it counts.
Economically?

I was thinking more in the heart, but that works too.

Apparently this game takes place at the very start of Hamsteak, so that Rose actually is 13. It’s not until the end of their session that the three year timeskip happens.

God, I know too fucking much about Homestuck. I wasn’t even interested in all the relationship BS the entire fucking fandom slobbered all over, I just liked the story…

Hey Homestuckniggers am on page 552 are there spoilers in this thread? I just started reading it, i like it so far although it's kinda hard to comprehend.

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You mean Roxy, Rose, and Kanaya.

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john’s virginity dies

Everyone and their mother dies.

Lies.

It's true. He knocks up Rose who then forces him to impregnate Kanaya and then Roxy.

I am now imagining Kanaya on her back arms and legs locked around John while Rose is on his back, pushing him into Kanaya and whispering in his ear "not until she's full."

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That's more or less what happens, after Jade takes over all the established relationships just go out the fucking window.

Approximately 2 weeks from the release of Dave route. Or they're gonna drop at the same time and they're just moving slow as usual.

Isn't it releasing in two days? I want to see if Jade is as cute as Rose.

All the rose cosplayers are either dead or into some other shitty dyke fandom. Sorry bro.

At least there are nudestuck archives.

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perfect age

Remember when Dave's hair was a bird and not some shitty clump of dried marshmellow fluff?

Remember when fans didn't hide their shitty art skills behind "progressive" designs.

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This is peak dave/jade Anything else is subpar.

Unless it ends in furious impregnation, it ain't peak anything.

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Better than canon.

That's not hard

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True.

I'm kind of disappointed that Karkat's shitty low effort shipping chart wasn't the accurate one. I was hoping the humans would only fuck humans.

John/Rose is a good pairing, too, and I think Hussie was aiming for that one at first.

Hussie doesn't do anything well. Aiming among them.

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Damn. Too old.

shut up roxy

roxy was going to be agender entirely because of calliope
just like dave became gay entirely because of karkat
not sure if rose would not have been lesbian without kanaya

All of these could have been avoided with some of John's good dick.

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>just like dave became gay entirely because of karkat
>All of these could have been avoided with some of John's good dick.
. . .?

>dave look at my penis
>woah thats amazing
>now look at karkats penis
>eegghh id rather have your penis john
>but you will never have my penis dave because i am not a homosexual
>then wtf am i doing being gay? im going straight

that's too accurate

read this in the baby is you voices

Rosedave is canon though.

Heirs
Breed
Seers

>Dave gets his own fucking volume
Why?

>Vriska pursues relevance her whole life
>gets WHIRRRR'd into a black hole just before the final battle and gets sent to irrelevance dimension
Top
Fucking
Kek

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Time went slower for Terezi, for her, not even 1 year passed when she went out to search for vriska

That's just sad when shitty npcs like Karkat get to join the relevant universe and the 8est character doesn't.

>gets good character arc where she grows as a person
>dies as an irrelevant nobody
>retjohn
>continues to be the same selfish impulsive bitch we all know and love/hate
>is important for a while and dies like a moron
Does hussy really like Vriska?

Roxy was into grown-ass man Egbert

Im just happy she got fucking fucked in the end like the asshole bitch she deserves

What the fuck is Homestuck even? I know that it was all the craze on Yea Forums and tumblr etc around 6 or so years ago but I never figured out what the fuck it was about.

Its a webcomic about 4 kids playing a videogame together you can go read it right now

Me too user
I’ll never forget (Vriska) and I’ll never forgive Vriska

Nah

>good character arc
>stopped doing anything and became meenah's doormat
>this is now good character development
Damn, I bet they are the same fucking cucks who defend Meat Karkat.

Just fucking go to MSPadventures and read it, if you stop in the middle then you would never be into it or care, if you read it all then congratulations into joining the cult of hussie.

You don't like chad revolutionary leader karkat?

That's Candy Karkat.

Who is stuck in the irrelevant shit unvierse with Vriska and getting made fun of by plot-device npcs for finally becoming important.

Why did he change it?

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Learning the consequences of trying to steal the spotlight and just trying to enjoy life is a bad thing?
You’re a fucking Vriska apologist aren’t you? Bet you fucking cried and wept when your waifu was responsible for 98,7% of the whole finale while STILL being the person we were supposed to see as a villain.

Oh yeah, my mistake, candy karkat just ended up in a relationship with dave, right?

>still mad as fuck that Vriska is a better character than half of the shit cast
>wants her to be an irrelevant npc, so he won't be triggered by her
lmao

meat karkat, bro

Apparently people were getting bullied and some other people cried racist

Incorrect, in the timeline where Davesprite is from Dave and Rose were into each other

I should just go to sleep...

You mixed them up again

Being better than half the cast isn’t difficult, and yet you pick the fucking worst character, congratulations

>the fucking worst character
user, she isn't a Page player or Karkat.

>Karkat
Fair
>Every page
No, Tavros is alright and tavrosprite also, at least until Vriska also fucked that

>green goblin was right with calling it homo suck cause almost everyone is gay or some other retarded shit

Or you could be like me and be massively into it until he retconned and rewrote a bunch of the old chatlogs.

I have a habit of reading something up until I'm up to date, dropping it for a month or two and then re-reading it once there's enough new shit and the re-write FUCKED with me something chronic, I almost had a mental breakdown until I found out he actually rewrote shit. Autisms a bitch.

>agreeing with the autistic, homophobic, literal self-inserting and shitty anime drawing personification of all evil
Nice one retard, couldn’t make this shit up if i tried

Is this real? Is this another shit game made by whatpumpkin or what

Wait, he rewrote chatlogs? Why?
I know about the oil and the arm but what the fuck?

>homophobic
>evil(egoistic)
those arent even bad

Was fairly "early" on, some big time reveal happened and he had to retcon some shit both in-universe and out to make it all match.

This where Hussie went from chad to cuck

More like he has no clue how to pander to his old Yea Forums fans and normies.

why pander to old fans if new fans are better

This stupid bitch got me into goth girls,fuck her

Based and red blooded.

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>doing things for yourself, other people be damned isn’t evil
>hating gays for no benefit or reason isn’t evil
What the fuck is evil than?

Shit isn't black and white, people being egoistic is one way to say people are evil but it really depends on your morals and shit like that. For one person you not hating gays is evil because gays break tradition, status quo etc..

I think someone already came inside, Ms. Lalonde.

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Amen.

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>At least there are nudestuck archives
The fuck is nudestuck?

Why the hell is Homestuck a den for preg fetishists?

KID Preg fetishists

Because this shit got banned on the MSPA forums and people then overrated it.