Game opens with a quote

>game opens with a quote

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imagine being this autistically retarded

>thread opens with a reaction image

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Flip characters in anime/video games are few and far between but they’re always the best in their respective casts.

What do you want instead? A little song and dance? Or maybe some porn?

game should always open with a sucy
quotes are for pretentious english majors
"Gradually I began to hate them..." -Adolf Hitler

i would acturally

>game open up with a star wars-esque text crawl

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Nice.

I want to fuck Sucy in the ass.

>Game open without a quote

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Never watched the show but is it fair to assume that sucy is best girl? she certainly looks like it

what show? looks like that witch show but I never watched it.

Why didn't we do anything to stop it
We always knew

I don't get it, what doesn't please you?

Protip, if you do get interested watch the movies first, they are far better than the show.

protip don't watch the show at all

Even for stuff I love I can't remember what the quotes they opened with are

Yes. But unfortunately all the supporting cast gets sidelined in favor of pushing the Akko x Diana rivalry as far as they can.

"If there's evil in this world, it lies in the heart of men".

Not wrong there
How do you make such good movies and then fuck the show up so badly, I am convinced the only people who like the show are unironic waifufags.

watch only the first movie, enchanted parade sucks giant donkey balls through a skunk's ass*

Yes, though if you choose to watch it I'll warn you that the second half biffs it. Not like... crucially, but it kind of goes out the window into a puddle everyone knew was there, and doesn't bother to explain why it did so despite knowing it would get muddy. The first half is good times though.

Even if you don't like enchanted parade it is still at least better than the show.

SUCY POSTING

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Why does the enchanted parade suck?

War never changes

I'd eat her butt

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>game lets you drink urine

no it isn't
it's better than nothing
wait
it's NOT better than nothing
even mn9 is better than it, and the nothing that mn9 is better than is better than it
it smells worse than a smash player
because it just does
akko is the twattiest she's ever been in any incarnation she's ever existed
lotte gets nothing back for it
the kids are stupid additions but at least one kid was right to choose diana as his crush
very little time spent on new characters except to participate in what is virtually a snowball fight, and while i don't have a problem with everything centered on akko who is apparently the titular character of the eponymously titled little witch akkodemia, i do have a problem when her characterization in this particular feature enjoys chomping down on my turds like it's boogie on a giant birthday cake made of hamburgers and hotdogs and pizza
and to top it off, the character i was hoping to get more screentime considering i kickstarted that bitch for an anime cel that wasn't even her, didn't get as much screentime, and the character i ended up a lot in the series and because of the game i don't remember even really appearing that much, but then again, it was mostly the "akko's forfilling on her dream not yours fuck you akko's dream is more important lol at your torn up scripture @lotte *posts u crying about it on instagram*" show
fuck that version of akko
ignore that retard saying not to watch the show, but do agree with the other guy on not bothering with the second half because episode 13 is PERFECT

>filipina
how

>very little time spent on new characters except to participate in what is virtually a snowball fight, and while i don't have a problem with everything centered on akko who is apparently the titular character of the eponymously titled little witch akkodemia, i do have a problem when her characterization in this particular feature WHICH enjoys chomping down on my turds like it's boogie on a giant birthday cake made of hamburgers and hotdogs and pizza
>and to top it off, the character i was hoping to get more screentime considering i kickstarted that bitch for an anime cel that wasn't even her, didn't get as much screentime, and the character i ended up liking a lot in the series and because of the game i don't remember even really appearing that much, but then
i typed so angeredly i missed some words

what character are you talking about?

anime is magic

For the same reasons every Japanese characters in anime look caucasian.

Who doesn't?

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I dreamt I was a butterfly.

I couldn't tell I was dreaming. But when I woke, I was I and not a butterfly.

Was I dreaming that I was the butterfly, or was the butterfly dreaming that it was me?

Even if there's a difference between the butterfly and I, the distinction isn't absolute. And there is no relationship of cause and effect......
莊子
Soshi

been a dianafag since the first ova
there are others who want to claim they were dianafags before the tv series and will say "uh the tv series diana sux she is boring bring back the ova version"
these are FAKERS
they were never fans, they are falseflagging akkofags or sucyfags who just wanted diana to be less prominent like in the movies
otherwise they are like king of fighters xiii fags who pretend they always liked kofxiii but were never there at locals to keep the game alive, but now will tout how much kofxiv sucks because it's not like kofxiii
>muh sprites
fuck the fakers

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14 fucking blows and 13 is a much better game

not really
you're just an adhd retard proven by your taste in sexime and i'm glad they'll never do that shit again

>Game has Int stats

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WHAT'S HER RACE

You can't tell by looking?

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Explain

She's from the Philippines what's to explain

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What the fuck

>game opens with best girl

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You're really confusing me user

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How lewd is LWA? The girls are cute

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>Fantasy game in a made up land
>Game starts with a quote from the real world.

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Not lewd at all, this is the most you'll get in terms of sex appeal in the show

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>game has playable catgirls

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>game doesn't have sucy

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Narration
Reading
Narreading
*ding*

I WANT TO PET THAT GIRL

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fucking hell, why do girls with hair draped over an eye give me such an uncontrollable boner?
It's not fair.

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You can't

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under fucking rated

Please, I'm so lonely and I just want some kind of human contact

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FACT: Most powerful race on the planet

>mushroom innuendo
nice

user she's not human, she's a witch besides she called her first

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Her ancestors were purebreed spanish colonists that didn't have sex with the locals

Fuck you OP, Dragon's Dogma is awesome.

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gross

Why don't more games do this?

should I seek help for finding her hot because she kinda has a corpse vibe?

>Be sober, be vigilant; because your adversary the devil walks about like a roaring lion, seeking whom he may devour.
Yeah that was a weird way to start off Mario Odyssey

>his game doesn't with a quote from one of its own characters that clearly establishes the setting

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You fool. Their purity only makes them more lewd.
The lewdest girls are always the ones that are the most pure!

don't fight it

How the fuck did he fit an entire teacup of piss in a single tooth sized jellyfish?

>sci-fi game has no hints or remant of real-world Earth whatsoever
>"Hey Einstein, I'm on your side!"

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Stop it their purity is the same as their innocence they don't even know they used the typical words of couples who propose to each other

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He didnt say it wasnt you sweat

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>game doesn't open

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>Shoot Falco in the back in Starfox 64
>"Hey Epstein, I'm on your side!"

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>”I have a dream”
>George Washington, 2019

dragons dogma is good even with the cringe westaboo shit

goddamn based

I'm horny for witches

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I do like how Ursula/Chariot is very motherly towards Akko.

which witch is the best when naked

>game never begins, you start in the middle, flashback, then go forward

Constanze or Diana, obviously.

this show made me realize that a majority of people have undeniably shit taste
>sucy is best girl hands down
>all lwa art is about the greenhair bitch
shaking my head

>game has tutorial
yep its shit

>all lwa art is about the greenhair bitch
>green
user, you're colorblind.

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>Game has tutorial
>It only teaches you the basics and you have to figure out the advanced mechanics yourself

>chapter starts with a word and it's meaning
REBIRTH
The process of being reincarnated or born again.

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bruja

for me, it's akko's feet

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