THEY'RE FINALLY HERE

THEY'RE FINALLY HERE....

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DIDDY KONG RACING

OH SHIT THEYRE HERE

PERFORMING FOR (YOU)

>He's one FUCKING HELL OF A SON OF A BITCH
Whoa wtf this is a kid's game??

JOIN IN TOO (if you know the words)

HE

It's not as bad in the original British

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Bramble blast is better, so is gangplank gallion

>THIS KONG HAS A NIGGER FACE
What did Nintendo mean by this?

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INFLATES HIS BALLOON

>wanna learn how to use your instrument?

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AND THEN THERE'S CHUNKY

He's dead.

BASED

AGUOGHAGUOHAG! I'M GONNA!!!

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Fpbp

HE’S BACK AGAIN,
AND ABOUT TIME TOO.
AND THIS TIME,
HE’S IN THE MOOD!
HE CAN FLY REAL HIGH
WITH HIS JETPACK ON.
WITH HIS PISTOLS OUT,
HE’S ONE TOUGH KONG!
-Diddy Kong [DK Rap]

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I wish there were games i enjoyed as much as i enjoyed dk64.

BANANA
SLAMMA

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D D D D
DONKEY DONKEY DONKEY DONKEY

FIRES IN SPURTS

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Isn’t that how people get Aids

No

one FUCK of a guy

MAKE ME
A PART OF
THE DK CREW

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WALNUTS
PEANUTS
PINEAPPLE SMELLS

He's the meter of the lunch you mow him jail he's finally black to sick plum sail

even beastie boys?

GRAPES MELONS ORANGES AND COCONUT __GUNS

HUGH!!!

>someone ripped candy kong's model for sfm
YES

Holy shit
OP burned

Finna fuck them hairy titties man, I wanna see my jizzum matted into them

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Literally in the name.

Amazing post.

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OOH
BANANA

Imagine if Lanky inflated her just like a balloon.

D D
DONKEY DONG

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can you impregnate a kong?

You can sure as hell try.

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HIS COCO(nut) GUN
CAN FIRE IN SPURTS

IF HE SHOOTS YA
IT FIRES IN SPURTS

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oh these are pretty cool bananas

grow up

pretty tempting

I don't need your approval you fucking mutts.

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