Describe a character as vaguely as possible, others guess it

Easy modo:
THE /ss/.

he turns into a truck

A mute with a sword.

Luka

Morgana
Crono

Eastern european guy goes on a grand track and kill quest only to find out he was tracking down himself

he has done EVERITHING life has to offer

His name starts with R and ends with aiden

>morgana
no
he is a robot who turns into a truck

Ok I'll give it a shot. Ahem:
Nano

optimus prime

-MACHINES, SON

Correct
Rackie Chaiden

yup

Harry Potter, but also a chair.

You got it m8!

He makes weapons.

shakespeare and michael jackson fused into one

Hes a pretty cool guy. Eh kills aleins and doesnt afraid of anything.

he can do anything

Darkness

He's covered wars, you know.

Ness
Jevil

Meis
Metroid

He is the man that obtains the paperclip.

Mega autist correctly anticipates the future and tries to protect his home. Later he tries to find something he lost.

Terranort
Papa Franku West

Cтpeлoк

>Meis
Nope.

Correct

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Dude with mystic jewelry that can unfuck reality.

Once he arrives on the scene, he is robbed by a snarky, yet hopelessly retarded aboriginal.

this character's main ability is that of having great luck, which has saved their life in several situations
they also tend to steal the spotlight of the plot for a lot of the story.

>Terranort
One version of him at least, you got it.

SHOW ME THE HOTPODS

Not a Hero

that black girl from deadpool 2

He has an M on his hat. Here is a hint picture

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mmmm
yeah, i guess she fits the description, but she's not the character i'm thinking of. try again

Easy mode: Common street thug climbs the ranks and becomes the ruler of the entire universe.

Normal Mode: Midget makes a fisherman wear a silly hat

Hard Mode: Guy says he won't forget, forgets so hard he fucks up literally everything in existence

Mario is the fucking Micky Mouse of video games

no, I already won, like you said she fits the description and that's that

He has the master plan

wario

Easy modo #2:
Cat all along.

He has blue hair, fought with a sword, and is in Smash.

Lucina

>he

Mii Fighter

Ass and tiddies.

Destroyer of Worlds, Bane of Gods.

>mii

sissel

the big guy with the mask

are you retards actually giggling with these reddit tier jokes or are you all posting this sad shit with straight, sad faces like I think you are?

Some guy obsessed with hope

Mr Announcement Man
Hitoshura
ye

Well, relative to most other characters in his games he IS a big guy, but you're thinking of the other big guy with the master plan.

First he finds some talking space junk. Then he tries to join superman, who, as it turns out, is actually working with the space Jews who are trying to reclaim the promised land, but the main protagonist was Palestinian all along.

It's what I am

Ratchet

She uses an umbrella.

bingo

yeah, that's the one

Yuuka Kazami, the best Touhou.
Except it's probably just Hat Kid.

Tyhrranoid refugees welcome

Hat Kid

I Love Yuuka, but both of those are wrong.

The entirety of Yea Forums wants to fuck her, despite the fact that if she were real she'd probably smell like unwashed shit.

yo momma

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Every JRPG protagonist ever

Toko Fukawa

Bernie?

>two answers that fit the criteria
>but they are both wrong
Then the only thing wrong here is the question boiya

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Wrong, I think.
Wrong.
Wrong.
Ding ding ding!

Wears helmet.
Dies.

>implying the smell isn't what makes me want it in the first place

I'm a pervert

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ballistics

But isn't it about guessing the character I'm thinking of?

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you have to save your little sister from undergoing forced transition

Local guys life is a living hell

manbo joezooy

ju-hah

Fat guy that's on a journey to kill a giant.

muh family

It's both about giving clever hints AND guessing the character. Blind guessing isn't fun.

Ok, but it said as vaguely as possible.

It also says "describe a character". Not what she's holding.
But if you're going to just try to smartass your way out, kindly go suck a bag of dicks.

gta 4

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>there are no rules.

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Old man mercenary has to stop bad guys and find 4 nukes.(each in a hot bed of its own)

I left that little clue for any PC boomers left on this board.

You solved the case, you cracked the code.

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Dandelion?

Halo

Profligate.

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Normal mode is the Arisen from DD

Sonic.

Ashley is equipped with ballistics.

SORA!

>Guy says he won't forget, forgets so hard he fucks up literally everything in existence
Tetsuya

DONALD! GOOFY!
correct

Mutt gets bullied and goes to sit in the snow alone for 1000 years

poop coffee

Lost, angry and full of misplaced rage. Ran away because of heart problems. Eventually comes around and turns into a total bro. Can't see shit.

Haru Okumura
MANLY PICNIC

correct

Get raped twice and kill yourself, you retarded fucking faggot sack of nigger shit with down syndrome.

Incorrect

I~ See~ You~

STALKER SOC

You got your memory wiped at the monolith and you’re actually the Strelok you are tasked to kill

stalker

this character dies early on but you still marry her and have babies with her several times
also you don't realize she is dead until very later on
it's anime btw

blob

He could be any one of us. He could be you. He could be me. He could even be

WOO WOO WOOOH!

The big skeleton dude who pretends to know what he's doing even though he has no idea what he's doing.

Correct

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He tries too hard to be a mix between Neo and Snake

Needs your help.

paparyus

preston garvey

I’m 99% sure that’s Phoenix Wright or Miles Edgeworth

You eat meals made for 12 people and murder all the wildlife

Minecraft's Steve

princess peach

No

I am correct.

It’s some dumb homeless nigger you race on a beach in order to stop pollution

JA TA TA TA TA
KA-BOOM KA-BOOM
MEEEEEEEEEEDICK!

I said no.

Why won't you admit you lost?

Donkey Kong!
youtube.com/watch?v=QMb5I7oAL1w

Monster hunter?

Because I’ll never give up. Come with me and join the winning team, or stay here and continue living your delusions.

Topical: Survived by his bitch sister.

The gunsmith from Cave Story.

Porky (Earthbound)

Postal Dude

Kenji Setou

SKELETON KING

Correct

You were actually the bad guy the entire time! And voiced by Yuri Lowenthall!

Easy one here. His motive is complex.

Destroy All Humans: Path of the Furon

Totooria Helmold

She has an obsessive fan who lives in a different dimension than her who keeps telling everyone that he loves her. She's unaware of her fan's existence.

Patroklos?

The Courier on an NCR playthrough

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PHENOMENAL COSMIC POWER
Itty bitty children

Easy mode: Racist, chaste white man invades a small village, destroys the local religion and kills minorities.
Normal mode: Greenhorn idiot dies like a bitch at his first mission, becomes a divine errand boy.
Hard mode: Mute amnesiac boy with serious mental issues goes crazy, hugs a girl, destroys the world. Maybe.

literally just rich evans

Warframe operators?

Ash from The End Is Nigh.

Dude quits being God to try and fuck a fish.

no, think cyan

>The gunsmith from Cave Story.
Nope. Here's a hint: He's blonde

Zelda from the newest smash.

A scarface rip off

Archangel Mariel

A cat thinks hes a human

...Kefka?

...

no, I'll give you another hint: stars!

he's gonna get you

intergalactic royal asshole

hmm
Aesir?

Haha big scythe swoosh swoosh

king of al: cosmos

the chick from evaxephon's first project

identity crisis nigga

>king of al: cosmos
Bingo.

Eats lunch in the middle of a huge firefight.

Sardine

Big nigga from Resident Evil

link

Dori-

naah

SARDIIIIIIINES

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I’m not gay, I’m DEFINITELY not gay, BUT-

Gets cucked and then murdered by one he thought was an ally in the first half of the game. Oh, and all his friends die too.

no
hint: space station

Capt. Brenner

Mute except for his internal thoughts at one critical point, has three best friends, saves the world.

drink the funky coffee

youtu.be/a_WurTZJrpE

Mute soldier boy kept in statis forever