Girl Gamers

>plasticfags
wats that?

you can go ahead and assume all women claiming to be gamers are fake and still be right 90% of the time

>How can we as male gamers, differentiate a real "Female Gamer" over a Fake "Gamer Girl"

Has a 10/10 body
Loves obscure jrpgs and Shmups
Only owns miniskirts, no pants
Has a console older than Dreamcast
Hates niggers and Israel
Has a husbando
Unshaven armpits
Also, having a vagina is a key part

Not true, i read a while ago that most gamers are female surprisingly.

Absolutely naive

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Yes, but take Candy Crush and other ultracasual mobile shit out of the equation and you'll get a 70/30 male/female split at best.

The girls that do game love MMOs and team-based games tho. Only met one girl in my life that enjoys single-player games.

Most female gamers stop being gamers as soon as they get a man wrapped around their finger. It's not in their blood. It's just a tool to compete with other women.

Why thots love so fucking much the triforce symbol like holy shit, is the butterfly for prostitutes

anybody who calls themselves a gamer, male or female, is an attention seeking faggot that has no personality and uses their media consumption as a form of identity

Who cares. What even is a "gamer"? How old are you that you think it's cool to label people based on their passive hobbies? Are you even old enough to post here?

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Based, I tried to say what you did but you did it more clearly than me.

Who cares? Proper sleep is more important than any girl.

I am sad I have to spend 8 hours a day going to university, busting my ass, while a 20 year old "gamer girl" can sit in her bra and panties on Twitch and make $5000 a month without trying.

I am disappointed in those fucking whore-enablers who slam out cash for literally no reason except "She will like me better".

i would never even talk about video games irl and am especially less likely to a cod normie or something, cause then you can't really talk about anything else. my gf and i are doing underrail playthroughs as a tin can and punchy punchy. shits hard

if they are atleast the top 60 percentile of a game (if it has rankings) then they are a real gamer.

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Dang, my wife comes close to that. She does shave her armpits, does own a single pair of pants and doesn’t go beyond stereotyping and making fun of Jews and blacks.

it's the most normie vidya symbol. fucking everyone knows it so of course they would have it.

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>How can we as male gamers, differentiate a real "Female Gamer" over a Fake "Gamer Girl"
If they advocate easy modes, then they don't really care for this hobby.

If they have piss bottles

You differentiate if they're doing it to attract men, or are genuinely interested.

Why would they want to attract a stinky loser incel gamer loser virgin neckbeard sõyboy anyways? Lmao

Everyone plays videogames these days, retard. It's not just NEETs and nerds anymore. You're also assuming all of these women are 10/10s that are preying on men. They're all butterfaced girls who want to live life on easy mode so they need guy to latch onto.

Girl gamers looking for a pay pig hit me up

>we as male gamers
YOU'RE A GIRL, AREN'T YOU OP?

are trannies male gamers or female gamers or trans gamers?

The first.

Anyone, male or female, who chooses to identify as a "gamer" is a faggot.

to be fair, OP ios the faggot calling some people online fake gamer girls or gamer girls or male gamer

I have a few online femoids that I game with that aren't annoying cunts about possessing a vagina.
Then again I don't really like gaming with teenagers or young 20s.
So I guess if a femoid is 25+ there is a chance she won't be an insufferable cunt.
Of course there are people who never grow up, and I have encountered drunkard femoids in their 30s, 40s, and even older who are just insufferable cat ladies and still do the same "give me attention thing."
The best thing you can do if you spot a thot is don't give it any attention, good or bad.

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why?

>why is a male a male

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They clearly aren't women.

I purposely troll, piss off, and team kill female players in every game i play. For example, I was playing RDR2 last night, and there was 1 girl talking through her mic and several guys following her around in Valentine. They were all low ranks, so when it came to actual PvP they all got destroyed. I walked into the saloon and spit on the ground next to the girl. She said, "that was gross, say your sorry". Then she pointed her LeMat at me. I then beat the shit out of her until she died. She kept repeating herself, "you fucked up nigga". This was obviously a white girl too. There was about 7 low rank shitters trying to kill me at once. I kept killing every one of them until they started leaving.
Then the girl starting say how I no life and I'm a virgin. Everytime I kept killing her she called me a virgin lmao. She eventually left.
I sent her a message with a heart saying u mad? She writes back "blocked and reported".

cope

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cool story bro, wow,
just out of curiosity, are you a virgin??
actually nevermind, i think i already know the answer..
Have a nice day Incel. Pls dont shoot up any schools this year k?

The more tattoos they have, the more likely they into vidya.

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It's not that easy. My gamer waifu is actually good at games and really pretty.

>tattoos
fucking gross.
more likely to have sucked dick for drug money you mean.

Sounds like the average interaction between players in back in the days of Halo 3 and COD4.

The irony is that the triforce is religious symbolism of the trinity in Christianity but they are slutty wearing them

>the more tattoos they have, the more they pretend to like video games to get attention and validation from a community they aren't even apart of
Of course beta orbiters are to blame too.

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>and really pretty.
post proof , you wont,
cuz she is ugly. and probably fat too.

always hated the faggy trend of quick swapping weapons all the time like a faggot trying to act cool

>Yellow GBC
>It's not the Pikachu edition
Fuck that.

>SCHOOL

Because you can't into it lmao get fucked.
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How come you never hear about female gamers asking which male gamers are "fake"?

Not sure if it's still the case, but people originally did it becasue it was a quicker way to reset the animation on bolt weapons over letting the animation play out.

im pretty sure its because it makes the awp quicker to use instead of waiting for the reload or whatever animation to play

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Because those are easy to identify.
You just need to verify whether they have a Switch or not.

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Just play some god damn video games who gives a fuck

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They assume everyone is as casual as them.

>gentrification/colonization/zionism...

this. The only attractive real gamer girl in the entire world is my sister and she's engaged. Sorry Yea Forumsros.

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This

Is she a trap? Something looks off.

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>everyone must play and like the games I like or they aren't a real gamer
this is the kind of shit that makes everyone feel embarrassed to know you; let people like whatever they like, why do you give a fuck that some people like things you don't

thats a rubber love doll... you may need to figure out some stuff in your life

good god wtf is this? is there a sound version somewhere?

hot

>Everything is good!
This is the kind of shit that destroys markets. Acquire taste.

its a doll, user

I notice you aren't replying to anyone because no one actually said anything like that.

just go to Yea Forums and wait for a doll thread.
those guys have some weird shit

i once knew a girl that was kinda average looking when she was hitting puberty, and played a shitlot of games and barely had any social contact

after puberty she suddenly became a beauty and now barely ever touch a game (mostly just mobile games) and have a really succesful life and job

so, yeah