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He coomed his last coom

is this the paw guy?

Who doxxed him? /g/ or Yea Forums?

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what the fuck happened

i still don't understand this meme or how it relates to coom

he was there for other porn

youtube.com/watch?v=rmBhQtB5nM0

9000

I really can't tell if this is Adam Sessler or coomguy

Oh my God.....
Unlike most of you underaged twats, I'm 35 and used to actually watch Adam on G4 TV with that hoe when I was younger.

Dear Christ, don't do drugs kids.

he's the president of NoFap

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BEHOLD, masses of Yea Forums !

The King of Coomers,
First of His Name,
Rightful Ruler of The #BLACKED Conventions,
The Shooter of Big Loads,
The Writer of Nine Thousand Porn Reviews

BEND THE KNEE

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OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
OH FUUUUUUUUUCKKKK

I-I'M COOOOOOOOOOOMIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNGGGGGG

I doubt he's a big fan of that

i.4cdn.org/gif/1568253738775.webm

I HAVE A VAGINA!

The funny this is this guy has hugged more women than the average person on Yea Forums

nigga looks like a thumb thumb

So was he actually the same guy as the imdb account with 9500 reviews?

What is with this dude? Why is he everywhere now?

>35
>G4
Either you're lying about your age or you had unbelievably shit taste. The only excuse for watching that dogshit channel was if you were a child.

TechTV was pretty good though, pity G4 destroyed it.

yes

I always though that other chick was super fucking hot as a kid. Morgan Webb or something. That girl from Cheat was pretty hot too. Though I don't remember if that's just me remembering it in my head or if it was actually true.

I miss watching Cinematech and that one documentary show about the video games late at night. Attack of the Show was the sign of shit going down hill.

why do all bald white men look the same?

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I'm 36 and think you're a faggot for knowing who he is

man the underage are trying so hard to force this shit you guys gotta understand if you force shit it becomes way less funny MODS

>Posts some random guy with no info as to who he is.
Is this more e-celeb shit?
Fuck is wrong with you.

The funny thing is that he has a daughter and looks more alive and handsome than the average Yea Forumsirgin.
The only pic where he looks bad is this one

lmao what's the backstory here

Cause of death: Dehydration caused by frequent ejaculations

Stupid wojakposters desperate to validate their forced meme with literally anything related to it that's not just another wojak edit.

Apparently this dude has reviewed over 9000 porn productions and releases like 10 reviews a day. APparently he was so obsessed he's become first name basis friends with various porn stars as superfans.

okay i get it now. irl coom guy
life imitates art

He was literally posing with someone from TUSHY which was at the same event you dumbass

>tfw a random line from an MDE skit blows up years later

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Because you have autism

I watched G4 when I was a kid. Looking back and realizing just how much of it was targeted advertising, I feel really fucking dumb.

Is this the dude that fucks trannies?

>random guy
he probably coom more than in a month than you in your life

Looks like what happens when 8/10 bitches peak

Oh I'm sorry Mr coomy, Im not obsessed with porn

I've been away from Yea Forums for the past couple weeks trying to avoid Iceborne spoilers, what's the run down on this guy?

It really was one of the worst channels on TV. The only redeeming factors were Icons, Cinematech and Anime Unleashed and they cancelled the former two before long. X-Play went to shit about a year after they merged G4 with Tech TV.

absolute madlad
imdb.com/user/ur1287548/

You don't need to be, literally everything you need to know was in the original pic

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Stop posing like you're hard, faggot. I was about 14 years old and it was literally the only TV show about video games I'd ever seen besides Nick Arcade. Every nerd watched it, including you and your tranny sister.

Me too, she was hot af.

I'm sorry you're still a virgin at 36 user.

>I've been away from Yea Forums for the past couple weeks trying to avoid Iceborne spoilers
Fuck off weeb

Who are these two?

Christ he's become a /pol/ meme incarnate.

haha its pooping
what if one of them threw it at the other haha

Me after eating Taco Bell.

i need to know what this shit is about

post it

>some pic of a weird bald guy at a porncon was spammed during the jizzbrain shit
>turns out the guy talks to pro whores on Twitter and has made hundreds of reviews for their vids, has dozens of pics of him groping them at the con
>becomes a meme for it
Also pretty sure the word "coom" comes from this bit
youtu.be/cS0jTbzd8Q8 (5:43)

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Favorited, saved, mirrored, and uploaded to many torrent sites

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>being being in a relationship with Roasties
>wreaking yourself with tattoos and drugs

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damn wtf happened to adam sessler?

he didn't make reviews of anything
people found that Imdb profile and tried to associate it with him for the meme, there's 0 proofs

>India

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Lol they got cancelled

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I've seen Moms millions of times; it's one of the best
But thanks for the rundown on him either way

>unlike you hurr hurr
Kill yourself G4 always sucked and was biased against japanese games btw

Anyone with a brain was getting all their gaming coverage from the internet at that point.
The two guys on Judgement Day were fucking retards.
X-Play went to shit immediately after the merge
Cinematech was fun but it was literally just Commercials: the TV Show
Anime Unleashed was aired at like 2AM so barely anyone watched it.
Cheat was utterly fucking worthless.
Attack of the Show is the worst talk show known to man.
Icons was the only show that had effort put into it that was worth watching and they only made a couple dozen episodes of it tops.

The worst thing is that Tech TV had a few decent shows that all got killed in the merger. Fuck G4.

Fuck I unironically envy him for getting to touch honey gold. I wonder what she smells like

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Subtle

he barely looks human. just a blank slate.a bald, boring, ugly looking man with a fake smile and soulless eyes. no personality. nothing outstanding or special about him. his brain must be so fucked up from all the porn he's consumed, i believe he's too far gone. too broken.

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He probably has fucked more pussy than all of Yea Forums combined

>Cinematech
I wonder why no one has tried to resurrect it via twitch. It wouldn't be that hard to put together a bunch of loosely themed trailers and air them all once a week.

I thought Xplay went to shit when they got rid of sessler.

is that The Ses? Has the ass cancer finally caught up to him?

Gonna try to make my Dragon's dogma character look like him and have all my pawns be hot bitches

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He actually looks pretty carefree and happy. Doesn't give a fuck about what others think or social norms

This is him, they force him with the coomer meme and call him a real life coomer because he has 9k+ reviews on porn.
twitter.com/jayman079?lang=en

Better post that shit

fps doug

I miss the old asam sessler.

Because there aren't that many trailers being put out anymore. You'd be digging through absolute bottom of the barrel indieshit. Not that cinematech was always high quality AAA, but there was usually some semblance of quality, they never put out doujin games for example.

What episode is it in?

stop masturbating 5 times a day in the corner of your basement and sort your life out, dude

He looks like a budget Johnny Sins

If you are going to do something, do it well.