Blizzcon

What are you expecting?

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>new Overwatch hero
>circlejerking over classic
>shit from Hearthstone no one cares about
>lol Starcraft
>10 second Diablo 4 logo

elf punani

>New wow expansion
>New overwatch stuff
>Random hearthstone cards
>Diablo 4

Whoops, forgot about HotS but Blizzard did too so it's okay.

red shirts banned

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i'm willing to bet the opposite, blizzard will meme a """random""" redshirt guy who will sing praise so they can go "see? we broke the curse! everyone loves us now!"

I don't see a single POC. Not okay, Blizzard.

>I cri everytiem
I make jokes but it actually hurts

That robot is technically a black guy

is hearthstone just the explorers league now? they keep bringing this shit back

I really don't expect much
All of Blizzard's IPs are going down the toilet fast

Its popular so it's not a huge surprise that they're rolling with it

Overwatch VR porn

>people still waiting for Diablo 4

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I mean, I think it's pretty obvious:

>WoW expac
>Diablo 4 (hopefully more than just a title)
>a hots hero
>hearthstone expac I guess? I don't follow hearthstone
>overwatch hero
>SC2 coop commander I guess?

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Can Yea Forums redpill me on HotS? I've consistently heard that its a great Moba and that its actually better than Dota and LoL but it was released at the wrong time and it died because Blizzard abandoned it

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MOBILE MOTHERFUCKER. DO YOU HAVE IT?

It's the most fun to play with friends, but also the most boring to watch tournaments of. I still really love it, I never enjoyed last hits, it's nice that supports level at the same time as everyone else, etc. It has several characters that are among my favorites in the genre (Gul'dan, Cho'gall)

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It's more fun than Dota and LoL due to most matches revolving around fighting quickly on objectives rather than farming minions and jungles. They also tended to have more off-the-wall hero designs like Abathur and Lost Vikings.
The design team is the best part since it's composed mostly of older Blizzard employees who get to do whatever they want and can run with ideas they like. As such, almost every model is better than the one in their original game except for OW, and the OW heroes tend to have better skins than the actual OW ones.
Activision is slowly trying to kill the game though, the latest hero was a HotS-original that was thrown in literally out of nowhere (the only other HotS original in the game had an entire event leading up to her that included the release of other heroes like Deckard), and the latest heroes in general pretty much kill quick-match.
It's nice to play with friends or just to have a game to mess around in and not take too seriously. Shame it's getting killed off.

how could anyone even care about modern blizzard

do they even have any actually talent left?

dont forget most of the lead devs moved to riot in the last weeks

its meh

sounds spot on. Don't forget Overwatch 2 though

Out of Season April Fools jokes

More disappointment

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You think you don't, but you do.

Any hearthstone chads here?

I like what it does with Warcraft's story more than WoW but I haven't played in a long time.
Is Elise still best girl?

Something is going to be revealed that will inevitably produce mountains of porn

It's fun, but Blizzard has really turned into a cancer so anytime you play you feel like you're playing in a building that is going to collapse at any moment.

>New WoW expansion + 8.3 news
>Warcraft III
>Diablo IV (2020 release)
>Hearthstone news that no one cares about
>Overwatch news that no one cares about
>Mobile projects that no one cares about

It's way more fun than other MOBAs, but it's a shit genre in general and Blizzard are clearly checked out of it as a project.

Nothing.

i've played for 4 years, hit masters

it's an objectively bad game and blizzard does not deserve your time as a customer

It was absolute garbage on release(tying hero talents to account levels). Seems okay now.

Hi I'd just like to preface this post but saying I'm really sorry about those guys asking if this was a late april fool's joke. It was really inappropriate of them.

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Overwatch cosplay girls locked into public use stalls on the main floor.

Mobileshit, especially since everyone attending is required to have a phone now

Disappointment.

nothing but still be disappointed

Diablo 1 and 2 "Remastered"
It's an apology for Immortal and a way to make quick nostalgia bucks.

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reminder that every QA question will be stagged

who's the old dude in the center

a barbarian from diablo3

who the fuck is tje faggot on the left?

>hating on based Stetman
hes a high as a kite scientist from SC2, who huffed so much purple gas that he made his own mecha-zerg
His co-op commander is fun

>no red shirts this year
wonder if they are going to just ban everyone with a red shirt or if all the questions will be asked by shills

>New WoW Expansion
>Brief mention of WoW Classic and how it's doing
>Brief mention of Warcraft Reforged and how it's almost ready
>New Overwatch Hero
>New Hearthstone Expansion
>Nothing for Heroes of the Storm
>Nothing for Starcraft 2
>Maybe a teaser for Diablo 4
>NEW GAME: WARCRAFT AUTOCHESS
>Blizzard will pretend Diablo Immortal doesn't exist
It's gonna be a very predictable year and none of the announcements will surprise anyone.

nothing blizzard can't make games.

they should just announce a animated movie series for warcraft, just let the Chinese make it or something

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Do you see those hips? I expect to plant my seed deep within tracer, and then smash that time thing whatever. Forgot what it does but it might get me out of child support,.

not gonna happen, ever, maybe like a 2.0 mega update but not an "Overwatch 2"

You guys are actually in for a surprise. Internally this Blizzcon is being hyped as the biggest one yet. Not only is there a new Warcraft expansion and Diablo reveal but there's also something really cool for Starcraft, more Overwatch with a teaser for a sequel, Hearthstone as always, Burning Crusade Classic, a HotS hero or two as always, and Warcraft 1 and 2 reforged in a battlechest type bundle (sold separately as well).

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why lie. especially such boring lies.

Is it already that time again? I swear to god this happened like four months ago