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>retards like dumb shit
imagine my shock
Randy carried squirt porn on a USB stick, he lost the USB stick and it was returned to his office while he was out of town.
His assistant went through it to see what was on it, found the porn, and showed everyone in the office.
Randy went on a public podcast to tell people the reason he saved it is because he thought it was a magic trick and he was fascinated by it.
Randy is so unfamiliar with the female orgasm that he was convinced she was doing magic.
wow twitter fags like a game they never played
It's Ampharos
so glad we can balance that by hating a game we've never played
we played BL2 randy 3 is same but runs worse
stop making 8 threads a day faggot
imagine disliking a game because you dislike the store it's on lmao, runs flawlessly with a 1070 8gb ram and i5, there are some visual bugs in the menus but otherwise a solid 9.5/10
>1070
>8gb
>i5
Were you drunk when you built your PC?
>imagine liking shartlands
imagine actually voting and getting put on randy's hit list
>Game ends up deleting your save because of cloud saving issues
Imagine launching on a shit store that actually fucks over your progress.
i dont care about the epic store, borderlands is shit and randy is cringe
he cant see who voted for what
it's 6 years old sooo yeah?
what kind of retard gets a 1070 and 8gb of ram
>i5
as if your opinion could mean less LMAO
Told randy about this thread. Nice try haters.
happened to what, 1 person? Completely fine on my end.
Randy is cringe but if you don't like looter shooters sure thing
>Just because its fine on my end means its not a problem
Oh yeah excuse me, PC couldn't hold more than 8gb 6 years ago, silly me
if i can run it flawlessly with these shit specs then nobody has any right to complain about optimization
if 1 person out of a crowd of 1 million people lost $100 bucks, whos problem is it?
the only people who dont like the game are closet pedophiles who relate to hard to randy and people with no friends to play games with
don't be a faggot, it could hold more, i'm saying my pc specs are ass and i can run it on max without a problem
It shouldn't be happening in the first fucking place you retard.
eh, true
Does lolis addiction makes me a closet pedophile?
no, they aren't real
Then why your PC is ass ? buy more ram, faggot
Why do you have to hurt me with truth?
you like little girls so what does that tell you retardo
I'd buy it if ching chong didn't guess my 16 random character password that I only used for that account.
that's what he wants you to think but next thing you know you are handcuffed to a radiator watching him rail your mother, sister, and/or daughter while regaling the merits of the egs
Yes. They are depictions of underage girls in suggestive poses. You are a child molester.
they are not little girls, they are drawings of little girls who are 18+, it's not the same
why would he treat us like warwick davis?
so if you draw a realistic portrait that is basically a photograph of a little girl you find attractive you think you're not a pedophile?
You're attracted to children. You're a creep.
based
What if I'm attracted to midgets?
Tell that to the fucking judge.
>Yes sir, I masturbate often to drawings who resemble children.
You're a fucking lunatic. Seek help before you harm a real child.
Midgets are just ugly children.
So I'm a pedo then?
Where's the "not gunna play it nerd lulz" option?
They already did. Judge says it's okay because they're not real.
>resemble children.
They don't.
Luckily I don't live in a 3rd world shithole where you can go to jail for looking at drawings.
I have an i7 8700k and 16 gigs @3000k with a 1070 for a GPU. The only game that doesn't pull 144 FPS at 1440p is Monster Hunter World and that's due to japs not understanding how computers work.
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Liking children doesn't make you a pedo.
It wasn't even just one judge, it was like five of them appointed for life. Most of it is trash, but age gap yuri is usually primo.
I'm not talking about lolis, I'm talking about midgets
THIS IS A THREAD ABOUT BORDERLANDS 3
Oh god, blast from the past. The strip club I used to work door at had a midget bartender and since it was a strip club of course the bartenders would get trashed and fucking act like a jackass so anything that fucking midget would, without fail, get totally hammered and dance on the bar naked as the day she popped out of the birthing pod or whatever midgets pop out of and without fail she would slip on liquor and crack her head because midgets have those stubbly little limbs that aren't exactly dexterous.
Fuck midgets. I still get the creeps when I think about carrying that little sack of vodka-soaked meat to the back while she kicked and screamed and the losers at the strip club made jokes that we were gonna fuck. I hated that slut.
Midgets are lolis.
>People that follow fucking randy
>They all eat his shit up
Yo, surprise surprise !
this is a borderlands thread
we call them by their politically correct name now
please refer to them as "tinks"
Wait, are you from Tempa?
>hired reviewers
LoL
I don't wanna be a pedo, I just wanna jerk it to small sausage girls.
Tink is legal.
Being this deluded into thinking you can tell the difference between med and high SSAO or high vs ultra shadow quality without staring at side by side screenshots.
An i5 and 1070 is plenty still.
Someone post the picture where user's wife takes his kids and divorces him because she found his midna folder.
There's strip clubs and midgets all across the globe, user. The odds I was the door guy that told you and your buddies you couldn't bring quarters anymore is quite slim, but I imagine me and that guy have similar stories.
Pros:
+Guns having alternate fire modes is fun, half the guns don't feel like shit to fire like in BL2
+Good world/art design, environments are much improved
+Open vehicle sections improved by hunting for parts and adding exploration quests like Claptrap parts and big game hunting
+Added climbing to make traversal more fun
+Plenty of weapon skins/cosmetics that are easily unlocked through regular gameplay. I don't feel like the game has locked off all cosmetics behind a paywall.
~Added sliding that's kind of fun but doesn't actually do much, no momentum from sliding down hills, etc.
~Character designs themselves are fine, but boy howdy do these look like they'd still fit on the 360. Lip sync is off, pretty much just mouth flaps
Cons:
-Running a GTX 1070 16GB i7-8700 with pretty much a constant 60. Keyword being pretty much. This game does not look next gen and runs like a demanding recent AAA game. Not holding my breath for performance increases.
-AA options are shit
-Half the characters you meet have pretty much turned into Handsome Jack; snide assholes who make quips and taunt you/other characters
-Writing's 90% trash. Tiny Tina wasn't good seven years ago, she's not good now.
It's just more Borderlands, but this feels like it should've come out like four years ago
People that follow Randy like his game
Whoa...
Ah ok because that midget lost a leg 2-3 years ago because some AIDS-racoon scratched her leg
But I never liked Borederlands
Just accept it and don't do anything fucked up
Impossible for pedophiles.
Twitter drama threads are not video games.
Why haven't you raped an adult yet?
Because adults can consent.
But if you'd can't get one you'd obviously go rape one since that's how you think people work
>yurishit
faggot
>not liking yuri
faggot
>following randy pitchford
it's a bunch of shills and fanboys, no shit they ll upvote it you retard
Damn, it must suck having that last little bit of light in this world be extinguished. Thankfully I still enjoy yuri and alcohol.