Why can't sega use their biggest IP correctly?
Why can't sega use their biggest IP correctly?
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i want to grab that itty bitty tail and shake it like no one's business
Because fat idiots will buy it regardless
Oh you!
Tails spin off game never ever
Um, sweaty....
I wish we could have a 3D platformer with Tails. Kind of like Super Lucky's Tale, but with Tails's flying and Sonic characters to do quests for.
because pieces of shit like u commit toaster bath
uwu
>tfw that one comic gave you an unyielding desire for a tailjob
It's so soft it's not fair.
What do you mean, Yakuza is doing great.
What if tails was giant haha
Because they don't have a single good game designer or good programmer
They find a way to make and release a game with little budget and sells 1 million copies regardless of what it does and a fuckload of merch each year. From their perspective, their doing just fine with it.
Because is a joke.
God bless whoever made this to forever shit on pedo furries
It clearly says who made it on the cover image
I want to grab his tails, swing him around, and say So long Gay Tails
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But user, it's the pedo furries doing the shitting!
Better question is why do you faggots like it?
Sonic gameplay is fun when they actually design levels.
what if he turns around, gives you an angry looking glare and slaps you?
Why try when no matter what they do it will still meet the minimum sales projections? Even Sonic '06 was a Platinum Hit on the 360.
Don't sexualize Tails's tails.
what kinds of things would he do to the tiny people? you know, as a joke
There's an episode of the 90s cartoon where he goes macro
Honestly Tails is easily one of the cutest characters in any game and I wanna cuddle the hell out of him
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>Tails grows to an enormous size and gets very hungry and starts eating and breaking the whole town.
>Tails continues to grow and continues to eat whatever he can. Tails' burps cause earthquakes.
I imagine this caused some strange feelings back in the day.
A mixture of this and being run by incompetent old farts since the early 90s.