Why is Nintendo so Homophobic?

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>twitter screencap thread

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Because God commanded it.

It's all so tiring

>this came from Pat of all people
well now I'm glad SBF is dead

Littéralent qui?

This walking beta is a closet homo who would have expected that?

only the guy that had Yea Forums making threads about his lets play break up for a month

Should be against the rules...

Fire Emblem is made for women. The best gay guys can hope for is whatever fujoshit hand-em-downs they decide to throw your way too.

>tfw a chick like Paige goes for him

it's funny because he's an anglophone québécois

>avatarposting

newfag

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Posting a single message with a picture is not avatarfagging, posting multiple times with the same character in the same thread is avatarfagging you absolute newfag.

>video game character has a defined sexuality
>HOW DARE THEY NOT CHANGE THEIR SEXUALITY TO FIT MY FANTASY!

Being gay confirmed for being a choice.

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>they don't know how he is
lurk before posting, underages

actual newfags spotted

You're embarrassing yourself, stop posting. Besides, I lurked two whole fucking years like /jp/ told me to before posting for the first time.

You fucks know this was in jest, right? Of course you don't this is a tweet and by definition, out of context.

fuck twitter.

posts one minute apart

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If you don't want to fuck Claude you're a faggot

Paige is retarded.

I sucked my first and probably the last one last week. It's nothing special.

Are they?

>a tranny furry
wew

Try again newfag

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Holy shit is this cringeworthy. I should come here more often.

What is your home website, user?

>first and probably the last one
What

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Just random Discords. But what the fuck is with this playground posturing? DO adult men really do this shit when anonymous? Its fascanating.

Japan fucking despises the gays. Lesbos are more of a novelty for anime and porn.

Despite all of that the males seem to be perfectly content not dating women and glorify the twink body in their culture. hmmmmm....

This. Once a faggot always a faggot. I remember having the same mindset of sucking dick, now I just suck everyone off.

Installed Grindr just for that. Curiosity. Met a guy, did it and that was it. Let's say I am a man with little patience and can't deal with idiots who are too lazy to read a fucking info.

disgusting language.

>read a fucking info.
Do go on

I was genuinely curious, wasn't being one of those sekrit klub fags. And yes, adult men do go on here and gatekeep. It's necessary to an extent, but obnoxious if done too much.

The whole fuckin island is in the closet.

Report it for Participating in or instigating a flamewar, Trolling outside Yea Forums, or Off topic.

I'm fully gay and I haven't even had the nerve to install Grindr yet. Hookup culture really bothers me, it's disgusting

Claude isn't gay. Most people are heterosexual. Claude is too. He won't just suddenly turn homosexual just because you want to suck his dick.

In that case I will tell that my experience with online forums started with a weird and wonderful place called Brickwars, that was ostensibly about LEGO based wargaming, but in reality ostly absurdist humour, and coming up with creative insults.

The English languege is like 20% influenced by french retard

Who said English isnt disgusting.

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>tfw got a funny and a junk from this post

whats a dexer

don't take everything you read here literally, but yes, a lot of us do have a point when you get past all the hyperbole. At least here if 1200 people disagree with you, you don't have to worry about them trying to cancel you and ruin your life.

Minecraft ripoffs like those have the best communities. The drama almost always consumes them unfortunately, like Blockland or whatever it was called.

pat is being sarcastic you dumb gayboy

Someone who downs OTC cough syrup (DXM) in order to get legally high.

No, no no. Its actual real life wargaming with real shit you built out of overpriced plastic cocain.
Got me into anime too. I blame them for everything that is wrong with me.

user, this is not the thread for that, but since I started it I will finish it.

For the longest time I didn't want to "admit" myself I'm a little bit attracted to guys. I don't hate gays, I just didn't want to be one, if that makes sense. And no offense to you. It took me a lot to get the courage to start using dating sites, plus there's always the matter of discretion.
Ok, so I wanted to try it. I did it. No regrets. I am a fag, so what. But Jesus Christ, it is impossible to find people for something more... Like, having a conversation while drinking beer.
>Hey, how old are you?
Click on the name, it says right there. You dumb fuck.