How is he the most chad character in Lobcorp?
How is he the most chad character in Lobcorp?
Luke Jackson
Colton Miller
>so chad he murdered his wife in cold blood yet nuggets, managers and other abnos still lust for him.
Yes.
Jose Wright
Was it autism?
Nicholas Watson
I'm monitoring this thread.
Lincoln Lee
Reminder to bully Nothing There
James Robinson
>NT musters all of its strength goes into rapid metamorphoses, breaks it's own bones and melds them into a super hard organic blade. From his twisted psyche he is only able to mutter the words "good bye" his prey is ready to die.
>the manager orders the nugget to step 2 feet to the left and completely avoids Nothing There's strongest and mightiest attack.
GET DABBED ON
Bentley Peterson
Lore never said he used the brains anyways.
James Miller
>be you
>assigned Instinct work on Fruitloops
>Manager is too busy looking at Burrowing Heaven to see what's going on
Wdyd?
Isaiah Parker
Grab his pipe and gun, then I fucking run
Eli Lopez
I perform a very good job like the good nugget I am!
and then I grope him!
Hudson Garcia
Turn my throat into his cocksleve
Ayden Parker
>keep sending the same agent to get the gift
>no luck
>randomly send another agent in
>get it on first try
DERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRFUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
Noah Roberts
Hose him down and give him a nice, big bowl of shaved ice
Brayden Howard
Friendly reminder that abnormalities are not your friends, much less for lewds.
Oliver Robinson
I wanna fuck a nugger
Anthony Cooper
You misspelled me
Josiah Ward
Do they come with sweer potatoes?
Joseph Rodriguez
NO
Charles Perry
WAY
Jace Williams
FAG
Levi Lee
GOT
Carter Morgan
Abnormalities are equals, not subordinates
I'm certain there'd be an Abnormality Rights Group in the world of LC if word got out
Camden Martinez
MILK
Jaxon Nelson
only abnos with high IQ like FotDB, Red, Der, QoH, and KoD are seen as human
Austin Sanders
Abnormalities are for exploiting and bullying if they start thinking they deserve respect
Jack Mitchell
>NO WAY FAG GOT MILK
It's a tool abno that looks like a carton of homo milk and turns One sin into an Aleph tier giga abno that fucks shit up and always goes to kick WN's ass and also cleanses the Apostle buff
Aaron Brooks
I'd go as far to say that the ones with higher brain functions deserve a wage, if they’re free thinkers
Love thy neighbor, even if they’re killing machine
Juan Perez
Why does the music guy keep resetting my pe boxs?
Cameron Rogers
Because you dont suppress it properly.
Dominic Wilson
Surely you didn't expect to experience such a grand performance for free!
Jackson Rogers
Isaac Flores
>Red
>high iq
loled
Logan Hughes
Just gotta love them lucky nuggets that keep getting all the gifts.
Is there a way to know what the max stat potential for any given new recruit will be? Preferably without having to assign them to work first.
Landon Gomez
That's just what it looks like with cognition filter on, what really happens is the nuggets moving very "h-hayai" and "teleports" behind NT
Luke Powell
Bongbong lewds when?
Cooper Mitchell
He has genuine autism
Justin Jackson
HEH...NOTTIN PERSSONEL NT!
>2* resisted red dmg
Jason Walker
Nathaniel Nelson
pls respond?
Mason Jenkins
It's random unfortunately
Xavier Cox
which department would make the best 3d map?
preferably low verticality so it isn't ladder/elevator/stair simulator
Luke King
Extraction
Juan Long
Hokma's department isn’t pretty aesthetics while also flat
Gebura has a helipad placed over an cat walk with a balcony over it
A's office is handy too
Hunter Kelly
At what point can you tell the potential, you actually need to level them and check? fuggg
Xavier Price
Their base stats right after hiring should show what their caps are
David Thomas
Thank!
Jordan Flores
I want my agents in this cute suit.
Colton Lee
Any good lobcorp wallpapers?
Dug around couple of sites for the scattered fanart but found nothing worthwhile.
Jace Fisher
>Any good lobcorp wallpapers?
The only one you'll ever need.
Zachary Ward
Austin Campbell
>chesed forces clerks to wear schoogirl outfits
>generally regarded as the best sephirah so they treat him nicely too
>he also loses his spaghetti when around females
Anything you want to tell us cheeseman?
Jackson Lee
WHAT THE FUCK I DON'T HAVE THIS IMAGE SAVED
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT
Adrian Walker
The department rooms are bretty gud m8
Camden Garcia
What the fuuuuck
Joshua Morris
Go grab steams wallpaper engine, theres a great one of WhiteNight with shimmering golden light (Pic related).
Luis Jenkins
based retard
Josiah Wilson
That's just a metaphoric representation for the singularities that emerged in lobcorp world...
Gavin Thomas
Wolf Radiance be Aleph or WAW tier?
Maybe ALEPH 1 and the void is ALEPH2?
Asher Lee
I have made a new one
Austin Johnson
Cute Red, but what the heck is wrong with Myou?
David Brown
What's up with Myo?
Jason Sullivan
Myo is perfectly fine
Bentley Sullivan
I, for one would LOVE to fuck Angela!
Ian Gray
FOR FUCK SAKE
Who gave Angela the wifi password?
I WANT NAMES!
Anthony White
Too much Enkaphalin
Grayson Ross
Extraction and Records have a fuckton of background detail though
Mason Bennett
Oh hey, someone saved my failure
Logan Campbell
Shut up Angela
Jack Long
Fuck off Angela
Elijah Turner
>tfw the red mist will never step on you
It hurts.
Carter Richardson
>that clerk that brags about how much of a role he played in suppressing abnos during breaches when in reality he was just hiding in the back firing off pot shots
Jordan Baker
Delete this. Manager would never do such a thing with Binah.
Nathaniel Foster
Stage 1: Denial
Jonathan Powell
I like to imagine my Extraction Team Captain bullying the fuck out of Binah and there being nothing that dumb box can do.
Then when she finally gets her chance for revenge after breaking out of the box in her core suppression, she just turns around to see that my nugget brought friends to deathpile her with.
The moral of this story is Binah a shit.
Jordan Collins
>"I like _____."
>
Aaron Martinez
>bullying the fuck out of Binah and there being nothing that dumb box can do.
Stage 2: Anger
Ian Brown
This is your last warning.
Samuel Howard
Adrian Gray
when you say no to hod's monday enkephalin snorting sessions
Grayson Powell
Stage 3: Bargaining
Hudson Reed
God Binah has probably some of the best researches aside from the HP/SP Visualizer and Execution Bullets
Ian Morales
Aiden Brown
Looks good
Julian Clark
Based
Gavin Brooks
God Hod is so STUPID i LOVE it. I just want to invite her out on a dinner date, and after we’ve had a great meal and the dates going fantastically, I’ll invite her over to my place. At first she’ll be flustered but I know she’ll agree to come. And so we’ll arrive back at my place and i’ll pop open some wine and we’ll drink until she’s nice and bubbly. Then i’ll bring her to be bedroom and grab her by the hair and slam twenty left hooks RIGHT into her STUPID CUTE face. She’ll be in so much pain and be so confused that she won’t react and instead give me an adorably confused bloodied face. Then i’ll give her a swift right hook to knock her out and throw her on the ground. Then when she wake up in the morning not remembering what happened, i’ll explain to her how she accidentally fell down the concrete stairs outside my place after drinking too much wine and i’ll get off scott free
Matthew Hill
I hate hod stop posting hod
Hudson Williams
imagine shooting hod point-blank in the chest with a shotgun and watching her ragdoll across the room
John Sanchez
Don't move hod, I'm going to rip out your ahoge.
Ayden Moore
BUT THAT WOULD KILL THE HOD!
Jason White
Was there ever a worse blight on humanity than binah posters?
Nathan Myers
Angela
Julian Gomez
Stage 4: Depression
Joseph Gutierrez
>BUT THAT WOULD KILL THE HOD!
That's the point, user.
Jaxon Rivera
I'm still very much on rage fag
Owen Long
She has no right being this cute given that she's a massive sadist with 0 ability to love. Such vile being shouldn't be so cute.
Jace Carter
How would you rank abnos if their danger level was based on how bullshit they are?
Jeremiah Martinez
Luis Ward
I'll kill you
Landon Watson
Please help me report the coomer threads
Benjamin Roberts
A man can dream
Logan Gutierrez
Is Korean user here? I don't understand how to post on dcinside.
Zachary Anderson
ah fuck i hadnt even thought of lob corp in gmod
Ryder Brooks
step 1: be korean
John Torres
I want a manager (player)model but that might be too much of an autistic investment for the poor chap modeling to do
Alexander Lee
For me, it's the Big Bird.
Bentley Reyes
yea
Jackson Torres
lobotomycorp.fandom.com
Reroll until you get a non-tool abnormality or a character. You have to live with this abnormality for about a month--assume you're an "average person" and have relatively low stats across the board, maybe III at most. How fucked are you?
Kayden Roberts
Brayden Mitchell
>You’re Bald
I kill myself instantly
Julian Smith
>when madanon with 1 prudence posted in thread, post got ________
Ethan Carter
Implying such a magnificent chad could be bullied by a bunch of clerks
Ian Morgan
what if NT had a third form?
Michael Campbell
>CENSORED
I'm fucked in more ways than one.
Michael Martin
>he doesnt know
Jonathan Clark
>Queen of Hatred
>have to deal with her period every day
FUCK
Gabriel Smith
>Funeral of the Dead Butterflies
At least the death would be relaxing
You can just prop up her ego everyday and make sure she never leaves the building, relatively manageable
Jordan Murphy
>snow queen
Does she even do anything other than cause a blizzard in the room
Isaac Hall
If you let her watch the news, she'll probably be sated by the fact that the world isn't peaceful and still needs a savior just the same as clerk deaths. The problem comes when she hears about a mass shooting or war and decides it's time for her to go help out
Xavier Stewart
>the little prince
at least Ill die with a smile on my face
Josiah James
>The Knight of Despair
M'lady
James Baker
>Alriune
>6 legs
John Kelly
suck a cock janny
Luis Perry
Shit, do I have to wear her ego?
William Baker
To whom are you attempting to appeal with these posts? Certainly not the moderation team.
Adam Phillips
Hahah this image like that anime, its perfect.
Carson Walker
I will keep doing it until you all fuck off to /vg/ I don't give a shit if jannies keep deleting my posts because I will keep doing it
Nicholas Adams
>Silent Orchestra
>mfw movement 3 all the fucking time
Joshua Gray
Why would your posts make anyone do anything?
Evan Cox
They don't need to
Landon Perry
You're starting to sound like a crazy person. Then what's the point of your posts?
Noah Phillips
Say it with me. RENT FREE
Kayden Cooper
Gib link
Jonathan Ward
There's no point
Cooper Johnson
Link for what? The game?
Its on steam.
Adrian Hill
Explain further
Elijah Green
I don't want to pay, GIVE ME THE LINK.
Lincoln Jenkins
>478283894
(you)
>478283995
Fuck you disgusting tripfag and fuck buying games
1377x.to
Nathan Thompson
IGGgames has it
Owen Green
Say you get Red or Freischütz as a roommate. Red has no reason to get angry at you unless dogs start barking and Freischütz won't shoot at all unless you have a dishonorable amount of Justice. Where is the downside?
Ryder Moore
Before you get the game, how’s your toaster?
I seriously hope you have RAM
Parker Roberts
too many carrots
Jacob Ross
>and Freischütz won't shoot at all unless you have a dishonorable amount of Justice.
"Having his last bullet vanish, the hunter traveled to numerous worlds. Sometimes he helped those in need or fought evil, but it was all the result of an impulse, not his goodwill."
He's a sociopath who operates solely on a whim with no sense of morality
Hunter Morris
The first roll I got was singing machine
This is alright I guess
Dylan Bell
>literally just the Ordeals page
cool I have to deal with this shit every day for a month
brb going to rent an apartment in california to spread my misery
Samuel Garcia
What if you suck his dick?
Jackson Nguyen
There's gotta be a point my man, do you hate the game? did a developer went to your house and kicked your dog? Is it because you hate MarielX and spite the spic? Is it because your life is so pointless and pathetic, that the only thing you can look forward to in your sad and pitiful day is the high you get off the (you)'s and responses from everyone in these threads because you lack the social and/or mental skills to develop feelings or some form of relationship with a human being that your only way to communicate with others is by the repeat of a routine?.
Be honest with us friend, buddy, pal, if we complied and moved to /vg/, to never make a thread in here ever again, what will you do?
Austin Adams
>Is it because you hate MarielX and spite the spic?
To be fair almost everyone who uses the drawthreads or played Risk of Rain does
Jason Edwards
I don't understand this comic at all
Eli Brooks
I mean same, but the "durr hurr go to /vg/" guy may just be doing it due the tripfag, and everyone else is just collateral.
Parker Watson
>B
I guess I should prepare to get stuck in a timeloop. If I actually manage to befriend him I’m have a god-tier bro though.
Ethan Watson
>III at most
Don’t lie everybody here is a clerk, maybe with a II in their strongest stat.
Christian Taylor
>flesh idol
Fuck.
Ian Sullivan
Just don’t pray to it
Jaxon Richardson
Manager your prudence....read the post again you dingus
Alexander Gutierrez
Ummm, i got the sweet orange tree, which is unreleased, do i reroll?
Isaac Hernandez
If he was doing it to spite the tripfag thrn he'd include its posts inside the picture which he didn't
Gabriel Lewis
What game?