Why do I still go back to BOTW to this day? I’m waiting right now for 4pm game time so the snowball shadow shrine will activate. I still don’t feel like I’ve played even 50% of the map yet.
I also hate open world games but this one is different. What is it about BOTW?
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post more cute cartoon girls with ramen packets
Why does she offer sex is she seems bootyblasted about it?
At least post the whole thing
You cant deny the Hero after he saves your ass gotta show gratitude somehow
No don't don't do it.
I only use half the packet. It’s way too much salt.
All the weird emergent shit. It's not a checklist, but an intricately balanced rube goldberg machine that you can throw bombs into and see how it reacts.My first similar game was X3:Reunion, and I also sunk an unreasonable amount of hours into that one.
Mount and Blade is also a good example of this design concept.
There are too few of these types of games imho.
I'd be fine with some food instead.
It’s the least she can do
Botw’s ending pissed me off so much
Y tghough?
You either play the game in incredibly small increments so you don't get tired of it, or are genuinely autistic.
>Being fine with some chink garbage that doesn't look edible
What's wrong with an american steak?
Because she should have thanked me with some kind of affection, not bossed me around. Fuck her.
>A girl seems akward, unsure, embarrassed
>OMG SHE'S BUTTHURT, GOTTA BE
This is why you're a permavirgin
Zelda with Fried Chicken and garlic fries.
Fuck condoms premarital sex is the shit get em pregnant get em pregnant.
You're right I should have asked for fried chicken tenders instead.
Why do implied/impending sex turn me on so much?
especially when condoms are involved
Even if Zelda is not playable she needs be around for more of the game in BoTW2 as a travel companion.
>mfw Never gonna have a family while there are guys out there right now getting all these women pregnant then leaving.
This isn't earth, it's hell.
they call it Satan's realm for a reason, user.
>especially when condoms are involved
because they can easily be tossed aside :^)
Though you do well, most of the salt stays in the water. Just don't drink it
Then its not gonna fill you at all. Embrace the hypertension!
Are you not supposed to? I eat it like it's soup
Jap food is weird like that.
Why do people hate condom so much? Litteraly the easiest way to get a blowjob
Condom blowjob is a horrible experience for both parties.
>why do people hate condoms?
me personally because i wouldn't want to have sex with someone that id need to wear a condom with (ie; premarital/commitment casual sex)
what did he mean by this
Because you'll never get any for real so having this happen vicariously sets your dopamine reactors to 11.
>condom blowjob
Feels like LITERALLY nothing and I'm not exaggerating, wouldn't even get out of bed for that shit
>condom blowjob
I'd rater eat cold coup or some shit
Is there a name for the law that sooner or later every discussion ever on here becomes about sex?
>when condoms are involved
Because it takes me back to seeing the girl with the condom when I was about to have sex for the first time
Coom's Law
condoms don't taste good and you won't feel anything on the receiving end. complete waste of everyones time
I like how you said this as if you regularly experienced this, not even realizing how retarded you were being
>condoms don't taste good
Stop shilling your shit art
It's the perfect balance between too easy and too frustrating. Link is never omnipotent, but the game never limits your experience. Everything you do (side quests, exploration, combat, climbing etc.) is neither too hard of too easy. Whenever you find something while exploring, there's always a way to do it so you're never stuck, but the real challenge is to understand how to make it work.
This is the perfect open world balancement. The formula can be improved, but this is the right way to do it.
This is a no grills club!
the club hasn't changed its rules neither. Show them
What's wrong about replaying games you like?
Because it's a great game.
>Ripped condom
>Removed condom
>Clothed penetration
What did link decide?
I know what you mean, it's because they didn't just make it big. They made it memorable and clearly put a ton of work into making it fun just to dick around. Although When you kill Ganon the game feels hollow. He was so easy and anti-climactic that all that time I spent leveling up to beat him and preparing food and stuff felt pointless. I wish Ganon actually required you to be strong as fuck so all the dicking around would have value.
>hey babe
>wanna do a succ of my dicc
>i'm wearing a condom right now
>tfw zelda girls are all fictional
Why would wouldnt you use a condom
if you get the princess pregnant, youll probably be forced to work as a janitor in the castle and take care of the bastard
>Why would wouldnt you use a condom
what did he mean by this?
No condom use ever is a meme by jizzbrained virgins here who watch too much porn and think Trojan is the only condom brand.
Crown skinless skin feels the same as raw
infer the meaning of the first sentence by reading the second one, incel
Midna/Zelda Blowjob yields far too many results to sift through, can I get some sauce?
Nice meme. Enjoy paying money to feel a fraction of the pleasure. Get a girlfriend on birth control you fucking loser.
>birth control stops std's
You're going to get an std no matter what fucking 3DPD women, the average modern woman has had 10 different dicks inside her before even turning 18 years old.
trojanlet detected
Why are you having sex with literal whores? Meet a nice girl and have a monogamous relationship instead of pumping easy skanks with plastic wrap on.
imagine thinking this
>nice girl
>not all whores
lmao, just fuck everyone without a condom, you are going to catch something sooner or later, you have to die of something dont you
>botw thread
>posts SS Zelda
fucking pleb
>implying I ever had sex
its not about your pleasure idiot, its about hers
So get her some anti-biotics and cure it.
Or if it's HIV or warts or something find another girl.
I'm 26 and am a kissless virgin with a 1 inch dick.
You realize even the nice girls had dozens of cock by the point you meet her, at least where I'm from