What does Yea Forums think of the Nords?

The one with his sword hand free.

They are the niggers of TES and Tamerial as a whole would've benefited if the snow elves won and actually genocide them off the face of nirn. There is literally nothing to like about them. First, the little accomplishments and feats they even have belong to the early Atmorians, the ancestors of the Nords.

I mean, just contrast the major current cultures, the Imperials have developed a sophisticated cosmopolitan social, civilian and military structures and institutions and have a head for tactical and commercial prowess, while the low IQ Nords are just pathetic feudal country bumpkins. Skyrim the game didn't help this either as it demonstrated that two thirds of jarls are just plain incompetent or / and corrupt.

And third, the decline in early cultural values also compounds how niggrish the nords are. The recent shunning of magic leaves Nords with nothing going for them. Clevermen do not exist anymore. Greybeards while revered, their teachings seem to be far removed from 'mainstream' culture. Dragons are fairy-tales. Shalidor's legacy is forgotten.

Nords aren't even as gifted as Redguards in terms of martial ability, and unlike them Redguards do not shun magic, they do juggle both skills(magic&warrior). Sure, Redguards put aside conjuration and illusion but not because it's "elven thing" like the child-like ice nigger nord would say, they abhor anything which messes up with animus, something they hold sacred. Even have their own type of (probably alteration) magic - geomancy/windmancy. This leaves Nords.. with pretty much nothing.. other than raving drunk niggers with a battle-axe. Sure individuals of high caliber exists, but these do seem as an exceptional phenomena rather than expected outcome of their culture.

What a waste that Snow elf culture has been erased and now skyrim is just a shit hole full of brainless brutes.

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Elf arms are too spindly and weak to wield anything above a dagger, so the Nord wins every time.

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>They are the niggers of TES and Tamerial as a whole would've benefited if the snow elves won and actually genocide them off the face of nirn. There is literally nothing to like about them. First, the little accomplishments and feats they even have belong to the early Atmorians, the ancestors of the Nords.
>I mean, just contrast the major current cultures, the Imperials have developed a sophisticated cosmopolitan social, civilian and military structures and institutions and have a head for tactical and commercial prowess, while the low IQ Nords are just pathetic feudal country bumpkins. Skyrim the game didn't help this either as it demonstrated that two thirds of jarls are just plain incompetent or / and corrupt.
>And third, the decline in early cultural values also compounds how niggrish the nords are. The recent shunning of magic leaves Nords with nothing going for them. Clevermen do not exist anymore. Greybeards while revered, their teachings seem to be far removed from 'mainstream' culture. Dragons are fairy-tales. Shalidor's legacy is forgotten.
>Nords aren't even as gifted as Redguards in terms of martial ability, and unlike them Redguards do not shun magic, they do juggle both skills(magic&warrior). Sure, Redguards put aside conjuration and illusion but not because it's "elven thing" like the child-like ice nigger nord would say, they abhor anything which messes up with animus, something they hold sacred. Even have their own type of (probably alteration) magic - geomancy/windmancy. This leaves Nords.. with pretty much nothing.. other than raving drunk niggers with a battle-axe. Sure individuals of high caliber exists, but these do seem as an exceptional phenomena rather than expected outcome of their culture.
>What a waste that Snow elf culture has been erased and now skyrim is just a shit hole full of brainless brutes.

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I heard that the nords of Skyrim were warring with the redoran of Morrowind. No wonder they kept getting involved in such disputes.

what is the point of reposting an entire post, you n'wah

>Redguards do not shun magic
>Redguards put aside conjuration and illusion

Which is it, elf-lover?

>Altmer
>liking Falmer

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>Seen any elves? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>Altmer
>Not using subversive Elv*n tactics

good talk

I saw Fargoth.

>Hlaalus constantly try to suck up to the empire and play politics
>Redorans still maintain their self respect
>Most humans clearly prefer Redoran in Morrowind because they're honorable warriors
How can Hlaalufags cope?

They're against practicing those magic schools, but they also invented new magic schools in their place like sand, wind, and earth magics of the alik'r people/tribes. What have the subhuman ice niggers done to advance anything. They shit where they eat and do nothing but breed like rabbits. The smell alone coming from their settlements was enough to justify the Night of Tears.

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They sleep on hay or slabs of stone; they aren't Tamriel's best.

Did the Altmer even know the Falmer existed since the Falmer have their own unique eleven linage?

>who is shalidor

>he ruins his spine by not sleeping on stone

enjoy being a hunchback

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Redorans outiside of House Dres and Indoril are arguably the weakest of the five

I buried Fargoth

Nords are alright.

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Can't be weaker than a house that's dead lmao Hlaalu cucks couldn't be saved by daddy Empire once the Oblivion crisis came and the Empire showed how much they cared about Morrowind by withdrawing from it.

>Mayans
Needs to be edited to look like argonians considering they're the closest the ES has to South American cultures.

Witches bait

Nords actually had wizards on the same level, Shalidor was more legendary than Galerion and that nigga is the one who made the Mages Guild so that’s saying something.

Modern Redoran is probably second to only Indoril in the 4th era. Hlaalu’s fucked and sadly Telvanni is mostly as well.

The whole history of Resdayn post Tribunal is tragic

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Nords respect restoration magic which is the only kind useful to society, there's no need for any other magic it's worthless.

I wonder if toast exists in the Elder Scrolls universe.

If they can make garlic bread, they can make toast.

And if you ask any nord today that question they respond by saying, "who?". What a shame, a legendary nord clever man is completely forgotten by his people and the college he built for his people is now ran by Elves and Bretons. And the saddest thing about all this is that the nords are so subhuman that they are proud of being simpletons, as they say, "thinking too long about things is likely to lead one to freeze to death."

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Most don't even know Wulfharth

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Most don't even remember their original pantheon. Wulfharth didn't die for that

>has respect for the geomancy and aeromancy of the Yokudans, but totally forgets the Thu'um.

Oh, and the Night of Tears? What exactly were you little shits planning with the Eye? Something terrible and earth-shattering like the Numidum? All you elves are good for is toying with forces beyond your meager understanding and making messes for men to clean up.

those are redguard kangz

I had a pepe edit of this which could be an argonian but can't find it

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But I haven't even seen any toast ever in the TESU, hell not even a sandwich,

>totally forgets the Thu'um
Something nords literally didnt invent or improved
Good job on the we wuz dragonz

The Nords have a history of being the rednecks of tamriel.
I mean their homeland has small cities with little or no inhabitants since they apparently only allow "respectable people" or merchants to settle , most of the population lives out of the cities and resort to vandalism to survive, most of skyrim is uncivilized with each settlement separated by a long distance, the roads aren't safe you are guaranteed to get mugged, raped, eaten, sold to slavery before you even reach rorikstead, the place is full of ruins or destroyed shit, they are very violent and drunkards, they have a very short lifespan so short that you can marry a young Nordic girl withing 5 minutes of talking to her since they are eager "to get down to business" to secure the next generation of bloodthirsty drunkards, they consider a brutal gory dead in battle the best outcome out of all the ways they can die

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I've always been playing as the best race since Morrowind.

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itt:seething manlet mutt meds envious against the chad, successful tall blonde nordic chads.

Nope.
What is Dragonrend, user? It is a Shout, a Thu'um, developed by Nords. As to improving the art, what do you think the Greybeards do? Sit around and jerk off all day? No! They develop and improve their Voice.
You sound jealous that Nords fought a war with Dragons and won.

Elves in general are less strong than men.
The Altmers even in peek conditions still look like noodles compare to a nord warrior.

>or improve
The Nords passed it down for thousands of years after the original teachings from Paarthurnax. Don't act like it's entirely disconnected from them.

>the magic is literally just uttering words
>the language has a shitton of words
>be proud you made a single shout once
Good job
And yeah, that's what they do, improve their voice
aka just fucking practice the same shit then jack off from the highest mountain in the world

>the magic is literally just uttering words
You might as well say that Destruction is just waving your hands in the direction of what you want to die.

I don't know, user. Making an immortal and timeless being experience mortality is pretty impressive. Not to mention it can even make a God, Alduin, experience limitation which is very significant in TES.
>practice the same shit
What the fuck is any magic then, user? You're bitching that Greybeards practice a magical art until it's perfect? That's what most wizards do. Practice until they cannot find any flaws in their craft.

The majority of nords have brown and red hair. Guess the brets cucked you good

True, what's the issue?
The issue is that they dont fucking improve or add anything to that type of magic themselves

Imagine being such a shitty race you destroy your continent because you're stupid
Then you murder the natives in their new continent after they let you in
And then you start whining about letting even fellow humans in your now wasteland.
That's the entire nord history in a nutshell

Why did the nords become such cucks to the imperial gods in Skyrim, aren’t they supposed to have their own gods?

>teach the Nords how to make a pizza
>become the high king of skyrim.
>kill alduin
>some beggar spits at your feet as a reward

Sounds more like Redguard history.

Since when did Nords destroy their own land? I thought it was the Redguards that were the retards who ended up nuking their own continent by accident causing it to sink to the bottom of the ocean.

I think it is more of a comedy. Like the three stooges.

A kind of humorous futility of mortals, I can see that.

All imperial gods came from the Nord pantheon you dumb lorelet

>altmers natural talent: great psionic ability that kept your home safe since the beginning
>redguards: can manipulate molecules with such a precision they accidentally created a nuclear fusion
>dunmers: summon the spirits of ancestors for guidance and wisdom
>cats: literally commune with the moons/gods
>lizards: spread their swamp anywhere to vastly improve habitation by sheer willpower
>bosmers: complete mastery of living things, even gigantic trees that shadows mountains
>imperial: lacking in natural talent but makes up with it due sheer technological skill and determination, made a space ship and literally went to the moon
>bretons: mastery of magic by default despite being mostly humans who rarely can be great with it
>nords: shout really loud
Hmmm

Yeah I always thought this. There was a whole thing in Oblivion about the Nord's hating the Imperial chapel in Bruma.

No, retard. Some were nordic gods. The rest came from the Elves.

They fled atmora after fucking it up so hard it turned into an eternal frozen wasteland full of the undead.
Redguard just split it, but plenty parts of yonkunda still is habitable as a chain of islands.

Haha, lets set the record straight. First, the reason why the falmer chimped out and sacked Saarthal had nothing to with Nords acting like uncivilized barbarians or the eye of magnus. Nords and Falmer got along just fine when they met. The issue stemmed from Farmer men being jealous that Falmer women were checking the Nord men out. To them, they have never seen such big strapping masculine men, they were enthralled with the nordic physique and the overall excitement of our culture. Falmer men were wimpy, frail framed nerds who sat around playing with ice all day, they couldn't keep their women's attention.

Falmer women wanted something different, they wanted adventure, they wanted to lay with the exotic wild nordic men. And after awhile the falmer men started to pick up on the fact, add in the birth rate for nords and the falmer men panicked. This is what lead up to their cowardly sneak attack on Saarthal. Unfortunately for them, we came back and slaughtered them wholesale. So go ahead, disparage nords for being a bunch of axe swingers, because that axe made short work out of falmer's ice magic.

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>civilizations irl have never converted to other non-native religions
When you find a better belief system and gods, it's a easy choice.

Literally no God besides Talos came from nords, he changed to imperial later on. The rest are literally the aeda, elvish.

Btfo

Nords didn't even create the Thu'um they were taught it after being pitied. They ended up creating their own dragon shout, dragonrend, only later after being taught.

white negroids of tamriel

No. I'd agree, since Indoril is the "Papacy" of Morrowind, but Dres is literally "plantation culture" and in 4E, Redoran calls the shots.

Reminder that Redguards are based off of Arabic/Persian culture, not Africa.

So why do people keep parroting the meme Nords are super awesome warriors who shout their enemies to death and wins most of the time?

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Because when that imposter from High Rock became Emperor they stopped caring even when he re-wrote history and religion.

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They created many more shouts in the future though

Superior and based. They understand the (((high elf))) threat

The Nords of 4E are absolutely nothing compared to even the 3E Nords. Don't be disingenuous, most Nords don't even remember their history. You can't say shit if you converted to your conquerer's religion.

Read Varieties of Faith you fools

>You dance close to the fire, don't you?
Took me years to realise this is a really good "ur gay" insult. I don't even care if its intentional or not (it probably is) its solid gold.

What race is that, the Fagmer?

Reminder that literal foreign nippon snake people basically could cuck your shitty little dutchy you call kingdoms and emires any time they bothered. Not the first time, won't be the last.

OPian

>They fled atmora after fucking it up so hard it turned into an eternal frozen wasteland full of the undead.

Where are you getting this from? I thought that The Freezing was just a freak climate change. What's your source for the Atmorans summoning the dead and causing The Freezing?

They tried that before and were defeated. They even tried to usurp the throne and got assassinated.

>in the next game, Bethesda makes a female Altmer mage who sided with the Imperials the canon Dragonborn
What would the shitfest be like if it happened?

Knife-Ear propaganda

>Nords are super awesome warriors who shout their enemies to death and wins most of the time?
I mean they are. They're not super skilled but they're tall, fast, tough, hardworking, athletic, and brave. So all of that is still true, even if they act like barbarians and aren't the most serious people. Especially in their home territory where enemy armies can slowly freeze to death and barely fight as the hardy Nord savages laugh.

There are other ethnic groups who also have pretty big flaws too. Nords aren't alone in that.

They ran your throne for decades before some cunt accidentally killed him

There's a small chance Nerevar didn't get dunked on the moment he/she got there and is now like some kind of atmoran version of the doomslayer, except with animal people.

Should have sent St. Jiub.

There was little difference in the ancient world. They're based off of the Moors which had tons of Africans since all of North Africa is Muslim and the Arabs themselves were dark.

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>The bitch who died to fucking BIRDS having any hope there

Lack of synergy is the problem of Skyrim.
Makes the world feel "sterile."

Hey I said small chance. Maybe they chugged a lot of potions canonically and can punch so hard the game crashes?

They're technically unaging because of corpus, right? Still this would imply Bethesda would ever let a post-game hero do anything interesting ever again, so no.

He got killed by an asshole dremora that soul trapped him in Kvatch.

He died in the invasion of Kvatch

Becoming Sheogorath is pretty interesting

I don't remember the exact places besides worm king in daggerfall saying the atmora event is why necromancy is so easy. There were some more references but I forgot them.
That crusader kings 2 TES mod has a really good handle on less known lorebits of places, rulers, events etc Bethesda apparently forgot or has retconned out. They document sources in the forums

>nigger is butt hurt that the redguards aren't a fantasy counterpart of his race

Lol, get real. Moorish and north african culture derive from being conquered by arabs. The Arabian-ness of their culture didn't originate with them. Redguards are arabs get over it nigger boy and stop trying expropriate other peoples cultures.

Listen, I know that it's probably some issue that's close to your heart, but you really need to get it through your head: it was ARABIC CULTURE THAT ORIGINATED IN THE MIDDLE EAST not SUB-SAHARAN AFRICAN WE WUZ

Why did neverar leave tamriel anyway. Azura made him do it? The final prank of vivec? Comet blew him over the sea?

Sure. Ayup.

>He died in the invasion of Kvatch
And I'm very glad that he did.
I was never a fan of that gray bastard (or should I say GAY bastard.)

Fargoth heard nerevar still had his ring.

Why did he go there anyways

No, the Morag Tong got Versidue Shaie and then his son was killed a bit later. They DID rule for a little while though, and saw to the end of the second era. Not bad, all things considered. The potentate was very patient. In 4E, yes, Akaviri could probably wreck the house. I'm not sure what's going on over there atm.

Don't make me bring out stormfronts WE WUZ NORDS N IMPERIALS N SHIEET screencaps, where they also complain over Skyrim claw puzzle being too hard or how they couldn't figure out how to join stormcloaks

I didn't say it originated with them but they were a part of the Arabic world, so was Spain that they conquered. There's a reason Redguards are black user... Todd studied up.

I didn't deny that. Can you not read?

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My character probably got bored and leaved to fuck new things

Not a damn clue myself, I only know that's his supposed last whereabouts from the overheard rumours in Oblivion. If there's more lore on it I've missed someone feel free to pipe up.

>Skyrim belongs to the Nor-!
Mara mino! La orcos nevada de Norte...
The Nords are Imperialized mutts who are trying to foolishly "recovered" a culture that was lost a long time ago. Even that they're doing it wrong. Kyne (Mother of Men and Guide of Souls) is supposed to be the most important god in the real Nord pantheon but Talos is more important? Current Nords are basically rl "pagans."

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Did you know Fargoth got his name because wanted to include the word "faggot" to describe the character.

You said it was basically the same thing. People all over the place think Redguards represent actual sub-saharans and they don't. It isn't basically the same thing, unless you mean Songhai or Mali.

When you say "they", you really mean Miraak, don't you? It doesn't seem like producing new shouts is really part of Nord culture in general aside from the one made to overthrow the dragons. Greybeards seem to revere and teach older shouts, and act like a religion, rather than have the ambition, desire, and innovation to create new ones. Miraak's new shouts seem to come as a product of Miraark's unique ambition and mastery as a dragonborn, as opposed to being a product of Nord culture.

Because Morrowind sucks and the Naravarine never wanted to be sent there in the first place.

What, blade-style vampires in matrix coats, naked nymphs running at sanic speed or those basic prostitution mods wasn't enough?

Only 13% Imperial, is that really including the army? If it is jesus stormcloaks get your SHIT together.

Redguards looked kinda African in earlier games and went to middle eastern/Caribbean pirates in later games

>If going south means more dwemer sewers, and going north means less dwemer sewers...

Only logical answer. That or he pimped up the scroll of icarian flight.

I didn't say that at all bro.

They represent the Arabic world and there were plenty of SSA among their ranks. Timbuktu and all the trading routes past the Sahara were extremely important to Islam and being a Muslim soldier was what Muslim men just did.

Look at a map of Africa and the Middle-East showing which countries are Muslim. Those are your Moors/Redguards

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No need to fancy it up. It was just the dumb being dumb.

Six of one half a dozen of another.

CHIM

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>Stupid mortal fell for the ol "pretend to be dead" trick

kek fucking based todd keeping those nord hillbillies in their place

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Look into medieval illuminated manuscripts, old oriental paintings, or old black and white footage of anywhere in the holy land to Marrakesh, it'll all look the same. A mixture of all the types of Moors.

It's cool to study this since you probably won't learn about it in school or on television.

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> I killed Vivec
He was connected to the heart so impossible
> I had severed the connection before I killed him
He retained enough of his power so again impossible
> The game went out of its way to tell me he was ded
ITS CHIM I AIN'T GOTTA EXPLAIN SHIT!!!!

That is CHIM in a nutshell.Vivecs lore armor.

superior race

I don't get "muh real race equalence" autism in TES. Who would be proud to be portrayed as stupid drunk savages that nords are? Who would see an imperial getting cucked by literally anyone over and over and feel "my ancestors :)"?
This retardation is literally just skin deep when all men in the game is severely flawed and shitty civilizations. Hell you think Asians see those nagas across the sea and feel pride in being a bunch of sneaky reptiles who can't defeat a bunch of savages because the weaponry, aspects of the cultures and architecture is based on theirs?
IF there was anything that represent Yea Forums, it would be ogrims.

> People all over the place think Redguards represent actual sub-saharans and they don't.

Well to be fair, they phenotypically look like a Sub-Saharan population rather than north African or arab, specifically, their phenotype variations captures the variety of African Americans. And the way the devs and creative staff talked about the Redguard when producing TES:Redguard you get the impression they see them as the black people of Tamerial.

Also, all the voice actors for Redguards have been black people. I think what happened is that they wanted Redguards to be a fantasy black race but at the time there was no depiction of fantasy african cultures/races in the fantasy medieval genre, however, there is a ton of Arab cultures(Haradrim for lotr for example) that where always presented as the "other", and I suspect the all white male dev team said, "fuck it, niggers and arabs are basically the same thing right, so we will just nest the Redguards in a arab design, who gives a shit!"

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He's a tagged key char, yet killing him doesn't warn you about his death sealing your fate. How do you explain that?

I am going to guess you trend more to the left on the political spectrum.
The tell is being so butthurt about the Nords being white and portrayed as heroic.

It's just /pol/ack trannies thinking vidya needs to mirror the real world.

You may want to replay the game user.

I am norwegian myself, and nords were never portrayed in a flattering manner besides a few heroic characters everyone had a few of, lad. From dumb brutes falling for witches and getting robbed to the loincloth to drunk tavern brawlers to basically every violent dumb brute type. Hell in daggerfall being a nord nets you more racist greetings than any other race.
But sure, tell me I should be proud of that portrayal because "They look like literally me!!"
Only a cuck would be proud of being portrayed as a negative stereotype.

Because You can still finish the MSQ even with him dead thought it'll come at the cost of permanent loss of 200 hp

So in addition to being to the left you are a moron.
Not surprising really.

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You're a fucking retard.

>He doesn't use a custom healing potion to outheal the damage from using Sunder and Keening without the wraithguard

Other provinces desire Nord Men and Women

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200 years and a literal aspect of akatosh does that.
and they weren't cucks. there is that loser living in that shack that hates the imperial gods.
remember everything in elder scrolls is scaled down so 1 guy presenting an opinion is probably the opinion of a substantial minority.

more interesting question is what happens to the dragonborn since he is so fucking powerful

Only a mutt larper would only see the positives of the fictive race he so desperately yearn to be. What a shock. Weird how it's always mutts who has this fascination yet knows literally nothing about us other than hurr durr I saw Viking on hbo so I know all about you.

But you're just shitposting because you're bored and thus try to grab as many as you can into it, so I'll leave you to it.

Ah, yes, I'm sure this mural of two men with bluish-black skin sacrificing a man with bright yellow akin is definitely meant to depict the racial difference between the brown Mayans and pink Europeans, and absolutely not mythical beings

>the nationalist nord king getting cucked by almers after betraying his king using cowardice to win
>oh yeah that's tots me i am proud to be in this game such a noble and intelligent race I am
Holy shit! This is bait.

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Can we post some Altmer and Dunmer hotties please? And not in-game modded barbie dolls.

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You were lied to in school, brother.

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Why do you hate yourself so much for being white?

There are mummies and skeletons with blonde and red hair all over Peru and Mexico, as well as skeletons with genetic links to Australoids. A lot of African looking artwork and several depictions of whites.

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Is he? Never finished Skyrim but will once that melee weapon collision mod for VR gets released. But as far as I got, the lore didn't seem to imply that. And then my game devolved into a degenerate porn sim. I mean, is he more powerful than oblivions hero who become a god? Or morrowinds reincarnation of basically one?
I don't know what happened to cyrus or arena/daggerfall MC though

>fanart is fine though
She was an uggo in mournhold

Hey Yea Forums, want to hear a Khajit joke?

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> Being a barbarian is a bad thing

Ok, sure enjoy your ghey winetasting and metro passes with your "gf"

Stop your real life autism please. I didn't want my thread to become like this.

I think the Oblivion hero is the most powerful. You can become immune to every damage type except falling.

Tough titty Swedecuck.

Fuck orcs

Not my fault that Bethesda still can't design beautiful models for shit and has the Western-Uggo decease.

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that's not fan art, it's official art
she was super old in mournhold

Heard it plenty of times. Yes yes they're worse than argornians. Real clever joke

gladly
I'll take the buff and sweaty females

She was super ancient in Morrowind you dumb nigger. And that picture is from TES Legends, it's official representation of her youngerself, still not the youngest since she has grey hair instead of red.

>morrowind girls was ugly due muh west
>not technical limitations making them into blockheads
And even then almost all races had at least one cute face

Sorry, I don't play phone games or mmos and nothing in the image implied as much

Alteration is pretty useful for mundane shit.

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It's alright to just admit you're wrong you know. Don't be fucking pathetic about it.

But I just did, and explained why I didn't know it was official? Do I need to suck your dick for forgiveness or what?

>being a weak ass bitch who can't jump across rooftops or lift rocks
Not a nord

Which has more SOUL on ultra low settings, Oblivion or Skyrim?

Weebum Nah had more charisma and personality than every NPC in Morrowind combined.

Bitch move
Poor form swede cuck poor form indeed.
If you need a safe space try redd*t.

One day anons. One day Todd will finally let us play the races as they are supposed to be.
Hopefully now with TES 6 on the table.

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Genetic variation, and instances of some degree of albinism doesn't equate to European groups, or proto-European groups mingling in with Sub-Saharan Africans, or Amerindians, though.

I have the sincere desire the new thing they are using for NPCs fucks over the waifufags.
They are a nuisance that needs to be eradicated.

It's ok roastie, don't worry. They are fictional. They can't hurt you!

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>hurr genetics
That's one way to dismiss reality. There are thousands of examples, this isn't albinism.

I fought a Norwegian once, he punched me and made me fall like a tree, I didn't get knock out but boy I didn't stare at the sky for a few seconds in a dizzy state, even the guy who punched me felt bad and helped me stand up and offer me a beer after.
So from my experience you guys are spot on on the fighting aspect

I hated how Nord females were in skyrim, they are supposed to be tall and more muscular than average, good thing I found a mod that kinda makes Nords sighly taller than others races (disparity I think its called, it brings classes back as well )

Shouts are supposed to be very fucking strong, not this bullshit you see in game.
Greybeards can literally murder you by speaking, a fus ro dah would make a person become dust

But they can be annoying when they wander out of their containment board.
Losing free mods is a small price to pay for their eradication.

Whodunit is still the best quest in Oblivion.

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Barbie doll dressup spamfags =/= those fans that are rightfully displeased with how Bethesda designs its in-game characters (judging from the official art and lore).

A distinction without a difference.

Since there is a distinction, there is a difference stupid roastie. You can't stop people from liking beautiful and sexy designs, no matter how much you want that in your bizarro world.

This, I'm actually a Swedish decedent and I'm black

*descendant

I can't stop people from liking scat porn. I don't want to hear about that either.

Can't spell
Black

Story checks out.

All mer are shit, humans are superior.

Don't worry, I corrected myself in the second post. I often type and submit my responses too fast before I realize I made typos.

Anime idea: Elder scrolls isekai
But it's like charles barkley shut up and jam gaiden kinds of setting, complete with fucking hills and the protage convincing half the continent to think he's an Aedra with CHIM.

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Well good thing you mentioned a fetish, while I was a talking a universal and natural human fact....

Modding in a waifu is a universal natural human fact?
You are beyond saving user. For your sake I hope Todd ends mod support going forward.

You seem to be am autist user. A common occurance here in 4chinks. Allow me to explain it to you in layman terms.
You seem to be against waifufags, aka people that claim waifus from a game's cast of female characters.
From the pictures I posted, it's clearly obvious that I wasn't talking about modded "barbie doll" waifus that anons create, but for a need to have in-game "canon" female characters finally be as attractive as their official arts (because up until Skyrim they are atrocious, with a few exceptions like Serana) so that the need for these anons to mod the shit out of them would be reduced.
I explained to you the difference between these two kinds of people and needs, and you kept saying that there is not a distinction. I then pointed out the universal truth that people like beautiful characters in the game and you replied with essentially equating that need with....scat porn.

So, it's either autism or retardation. Could be both.

I hate how watered down everything is in the games. These powers are supposed to be anime tier bullshit but they just end up as faggy spells and ragdoll effects in game. The best shout in Skyrim was probably calling a thunderstorm down but even that's kind of lame. I want to tear people apart with shouts like Ulfric allegedly did.

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All I got from that was " I am no waifufag I just want pretty characters in game and wish they would add them instead on me having to mod them in"

You can fancy it up all you want but bottom line is you are a waifufag.

Dumb snow niggers

Everyone is a waifufag then because everyone likes pretty characters in their game.
What exactly is your problem here you sperg? You don't like pretty characters?

If you want easy mode in a TES game just play a mage in Morrowind.

>decedent
RIP, I hope your grave is comfortable, user.

/tesg/ has mindbroken you. I pity you user.

>meanwhile, in high rock

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Based

If a character is pretty, then people will make a waifu out of her. The only way for people to not have a waifu in a medium, be it video games, comics etc, is if that medium doesn't have attractive females.
You seem to be asexual user and in denial of your sexuality. This is not normal. There have been many fictional characters who have even became worldwide sex symbols like Jessica Rabbit for example. So it's not the fact that it's fiction that troubles you....

Is there something you want to share with us user?

You seem to put alot of thought and effort into defending your waifu fetish. Perhaps you should venture outside your house once in awhile.
Could do you some good. Sure as fuck couldn't hurt.

>not dealing with the post's points
>keeps nonchalant attitude
>cliche bait posts like "go outside"
Yep, we've got ourselves a troll-in-the-making.

Keep seething honey. Sex sells and will always do. :)

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no one actually likes Hlaalu because their "muh pro empire cosmopolitan" image is just that, an image.
then you actually join them and it turns out they're a bunch of hypocritical corrupt fucks outside of the king basically, and that's because he's lived outside of Morrowind much of his life (I mean he was angling for the kingship of Wayrest before he got cucked by his stepsister and moved back to Morrowind)

I am however a bit mad you can't side with Hlaalu in the solstheim dlc just for the fun of it

> Sex sells and will always do.
It is better to not post and be thought a fool than to post and remove all doubt.

>A Redguard who actually wants to work! Amazing.

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