>can poo and pee
>can drink Monster and be a boomer
>get punished for being gay
>main antagonists are all confirmed homosexuals
You literally can't make this shit up, Kojima just won GOTD
Can poo and pee
Ryan Bell
Liam Garcia
>only GOTD
Try GOAT
Ryder Moore
I'd be pretty gay for Mads too
Hunter Gomez
Grayson Rodriguez
Proof that Sam can take fat ogre shits?
Caleb Myers
Owen Lewis
Kojima gay jokes are either punishing the player for being gay or ogling men’s asses in spandex. I wonder if this is an indicator of Kojima's own sexuality?
Jaxon Martin
You can take standing shits?
Based
Nolan Gray
Do you have to wipe afterwards?
Carson Allen
>This confuses the German
Logan Garcia
>wiping
American education, everyone.
Eli Campbell
is it really punishment if getting punched by an embarrassed norman reedus only makes me harder
Benjamin Brown
>GOTD
Game of the day sounds about right for this overrated walking sim.
Brandon Nguyen
Seethe more, go play Minecraft or something
Angel Baker
>"Shit Standing"
> a Hideous Kojimbo joint
Camden Martin
>Mom, I typed it again!
Levi Lewis
Based euros only clean their assholes when they shower every other day, cleaning your butthole with toilet paper is just American obsession with cleanliness, as is brushing 2x a day and applying deodorant every 24 hours.
Blake Price
But can you
>combo
Julian Gonzalez
I mean, I don’t know about you guys but I don’t want a rash.
Logan Long
Why the fuck did they give Daryl from Walking Dead his own game
What is going on with these developers, video games have been getting dumber and dumber since 2005
Nathan Smith
Did you hear about Kojima just this year? He's been basing his protagonists off actors since his first game.
Parker Jones
fat ogre kek
John Murphy
kek
Jordan Cook
Ryder Hernandez
well, i'm not very interested in this game, but... i would be lying if i said this wasn't absolutely based
Matthew Moore
I shitposted. I could do nothing but shitpost. And then, I saw me shitposting in front of myself. But it wasn't really me.