Asura thread
Asura thread
imagine creating a gw2 account, downloading gw2, installing gw2, booting up gw2, logging in, contemplating the choices of player races, then finally deciding "yes i want to play as an ugly rat goblin, this is what represents me and/or my sexual preference"
yes, asura players are truly the lowest of the low
Lel.
They had quite a nice starter area and quests there to be honest. Their city isn't too good but still.
What is Asura?
What is gw2
fuck off rats, charr masterrace coming trough
Bunny cunny!
>this is what represents me and/or my sexual preference
>every choice has to do with muh sexuality
Post Asuras, fag- oh wait.
Last i Played was in like 2014
How is the game nowadays?
I just like beastmen and manlet races.
They finally got 2 expansions.
But it's still eh, and it looks like they're going back to living story shit.
They've fixed just about all of the fuckups, and now it's more or less nothing but endgame content.
It's still the same game and loop though, so if that's your thing, it's your thing.
I dunno jackshit about these games but I've beaten my dick raw to these weird goblin things.
Asura are the pedobait race of GW2
They can be pretty cute too
That's interesting user
Please share some of the pics you did this to
Good Asura porn is very rare
I half expect that what you fapped to was trash!
I don't know, I don't play it anymore
all asura girls are just people trying to make traps
This is a really dumb thing to say, user. I can only draw it down to projection. A more accurate thing to say is that most asura girls are just people trying to make lolis.
Yoda's cannot be lolis
>flat
>anime eyes
>short
Yeah I'm thinking they're lolis
>gender neutral dragons
Why does all GW2 fan art, from the serious to the lewd, look bizarrely abstract and nonsensical? It's like you all experience the game as this plasma-vapor that you smoke out of your anus. What on earth is wrong with all of you?
>flat
>anime eyes
>short
>look like yoda
Don't they get a mech or something?
Behold, one of the worst thing that happened to the Guild Wars franchise. Other than making the Charr a playable race and not enemies anymore.
IT DOESN'T LOOK LIKE YODA
Yeah, but you're not allowed to use fun skills in GW2, you have to follow the meta, or you'll be kicked from all parties
Asura are the only reason to pick up and continue playing GW2. Nothing else is fun.
They released 2 expansions since then, and added mounts. Parties follow some sort of composition rather having every encounter be a dps race.
Anet's content to let the game die rather than work on anymore expansions.
That's dumb. You got mechs and werewolves and burly cat monsters with bazookas, and people expect you not to use any of that stuff?
Mmm sexy yodas these are, masturbate in public I shall
Race skills are worse than profession skills. They're intentionally made this way so you don't level a character to 80 only to find out you picked the wrong race.
You can do whatever you want in open world, though.
He's lying. It's one of the most meta-free games in existence, and there are tons of guilds that raid with non-meta builds because people in-game are actually chill as fuck and there is a massive amount of flexibility with what's viable. Unless you're an absolute pugtard and cannot group in the friendliest MMO of all time, but in that case you are probably part of the problem and should give up on doing anything social.
That's one of the reasons I hate GW2. All the multiplayer stuff is so elitist. I guess they are right in a way if you want to be autistic about maxing DPS. But it's just so boring playing to a formula.
Holding down 1 and occaisionally pressing other numbers until a big dumb boss is dead. They tried to make it more interesting in recent years by adding annoying AOE stuff you have to avoid.
I'm not lying, this is my experience of the game. Many times I try to join a party and they say "we don't want a thief" and kick you. And if your DPS isn't good enough they kick you because you didn't follow the meta to get the highest DPS possible.
It's only raids and CM's that are like that. Even T4 fractal groups might let you slide with bringing some weak shit.
Yeah I did fractals a few times, but they can be a drag. I can't even appreciate any semblence of story they seem to have because every other player expects this to be your 100th time and doesn't want to wait for you to read or watch anything.
Nobody is ever chill in this game. Even the ERP is tryhard. People even pretend to be AFK while standing in eye catching places just so they can show off their character.
Dialogue is unskippable in fractals, so I don't know what you're on about
What? No, there's cutscenes and NPCs you can talk to, and dialogue to listen to until you move to the next section.
I can't think of any cutscene like that in any of the fractals.
Shattered Observatory has like 3 or 4 minutes worth of dialogue, and you can't skip any of that shit because it's not in a cutscene.
Maybe I'm thinking of dungeons with the cutscenes... But there's definitely story to all the fractals and there's been times when I didn't get chance to appreciate it.
>browsing Yea Forums in public
>this thread
The only story in the fractals are in Uncategorized, Chaos, Nightmare, and Shattered.
It's really nothing that impressive. Arkk finds out he's a essentially a computer program carrying out a function and trying to break the loop and learns he's based on Dessa's dead son or something.