What autism level gaming merch do you have Yea Forums?

Had a few throughout the years, but I wanna put a Mobius One patch on my Computer Bag.
I also own the Yakuza 6 whiskey glasses and the Sonic Mania collector's edition.

I have the statue that comes with the deluxe version of the original Injustice but I didn't buy it myself, a family member gifted it to me because I'm a huge comic book fag.

Twenty five bucks

Sauce me up senpai

I could be wrong but those might be Sue Kelly's titters
i don't have a link to the Google Drive posted in all those RE bait threads so someone might have to check

That's actually a pretty necklace. Based ff13

God I hope she takes BBC

I imagine it smells soft like baby powder

Why would you wanna sniff a piece of metal

few amiibos

I have never touched a boob. I'm 32.

Yep, she looks like she only fucks blacks.

That’s pretty nice. Not sure you can call a woman of taste autistic user

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one d20 dragon necklace

>woman

It's that DMC tranny isn't it

I bought a DSP shirt. I'm proud of it, would never wear it outside though.

what do boobs feel like bros

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you should try it some time

is this what you wanted user kun
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bags of salty coins

loosely packed sandbags

Salty coins and fat

bags of sand

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like your fat ass

bags of dicks

like the underside of your thigh when you arent tensed

Bags of sand

Wait is that really Adam Sessler? Do people know about this?

Real: marshmallows
Fake: depending on the job, really hard baloons

Hnnnghh

No. It was made by an 8 Yea Forums user and "Adam Sessler" is a common nickname for him.

This. They're not as soft as they look. In fact they can be pretty firm and kind of disappointing and 'flappy' because they just feel like regular skin but tightened up. I wish they were softer and lighter like you see in games/drawings, but alas.

bitch what shit tits have you been fondling.

Small ones i would assume

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Too big.

Him referring to the bald tranny fucker in there btw, not Sue Lightning I understand there might be confusion.
Those flabby ones you see in NatGeo documentaries I guess.

Nice, now I can imagine the sensation while I jack off. Thanks!

Depends on the boob, some are very soft and pillowy, some are tighter and firmer, but not as rigid as a fake boob. If you squeeze hard enough in the right way you can usually feel the actual mammary glands though which is weird.

How desperate can you get James?

All kinds. The best ones were strippers' but a few of them were fake. Those were the best looking but also the heaviest and most disappointing at the same time because they were so firm even though they looked so soft. The softer ones were smaller but weren't anything to write home about in terms of looks. The weirdest ones were ones with big dark brown nipples but they're really bizzare when the rest of the breast isn't big enough to match. The nipples protrude out too much for my taste. Also breasts always look better when being supported. That's why it's so disappointing when they take off the bra and they loose all their luscious plumpiness. Or worse, the breasts separate and they become their own entities. I prefer when they look attached to each other.

Too gay

what do cocks feel like bros

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>Grabbing stripper tits
Nice LARP the rules are look don't touch.

There is literally no better scent than between a woman's breasts.

cringe

It depends on the place. Local club here allows it for private lap dances but nothing below the belt.

Sweet baby jesus

>He can't suck his own cock.
Oh you sad sad man.

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>Big titty gf
>Wide hips
>Thin waist
>Not fat

I can't believe my luck. I'm enjoying this as long as I can.

t. 30 year old autist who plays video games 12 hrs a day

Bar hostess, whatever. The ones you're supposed to pay to come talk to you, but the girls were topless. She grabbed my hand and put them on them herself. The guys I was with told her to do it as prank. My work required me to hang out with Uber Chads, so basically I got to have a lot of fun I could only have dreamed of if I hung out with friends I chose myself. It was super embarassing at the time and I was still a virgin then so I will never forget that moment. They did these pranks at other bars/clubs too. They basically did all the talking to the girls so I was able to tag along since they took me under their wing.

In a similar vein to OP pic I've got a Darkmoon covenant pendant I bought at a renfaire a couple of years ago. The leather strap it came with broke though, so it's sitting in my jewelery box until I scrounge up a decent chain for it. Pretty decent for 10bux.
The guy was also selling pendants for the other covenants as well, I havent seen him at the renfaire the past couple of years though so I haven't had the chance to get any others.

You can only know from experience user. Go get a girlfriend.

Who is this saemen daemon?

Bunch of t-shirts with corp logos from Wipeout on them becuase they just look like normal shirts with some random corporate branding. And also the Wipeout corps have great logos.
Beyond that, I've got two necklaces I swap between, one of the DS3 logo of the Blades of the Darkmoon and the other is Yuna's from FFX.

That's it pretty much.

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meth is better than sex
grow the hell up, you child

Clothing wise?
I've got this shirt here from years ago that doesn't really fit me anymore.
Other than that just all my figurines that I have hidden in my room including Metal Gear REX & RAY.

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>seconds before I posted
Darkmoon brother!

post the tutorial or the link to it, my good friend. No 'B yourself' answers please.

I have a P5 pin on my backpack and some my nintendo splatoon posters on my wall

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>he thinks meth makes him a big boy

I know this is said a lot around here but unironically HAVE SEX

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I mean factually yes, but Meth is also by every possible metric bad for you.

>meth

Lol @ your third world Chinese drug.

IM GONNA COOOOM AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FUCK FUCK FUCK

at least buy a bottle of kakubin, but preferably yamazaki

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It was a pretty comfy shirt, if a little thin.

I had a C&C Red Alert shirt years ago that my grandpa gave me

Nice collection buddy

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This
This is perfect

>They're all sold out right now
God damn it.

Meh. As a wise asian on YouTube once said, fake or real tittie is tittie

Did niggas got balls. That shit gay.

That's the same pair as OP.

there is nothing more i want to do in this world than to suck on a breast

Literally got lucky.

She's plays videogames a fuckton like I do but also was blessed with a great body.

I guess I was just honest with my autism. I wasn't shy about playing video games and didn't try to pass myself as chad.

Geniune enthusiasm about you hobbies is attractive. Quirkiness is trendy.

Also decent face genetics, I'm slightly overweight though.

Time to hs then.

It's worth it. Even sex isn't as good as sucking on titty.

Luck stat and a lucky roll.

>failure talks about his drug addiction

Real cool, you fucking loser.

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DDLC character dolls.

I had one of these, from a time when I thought Vincent Valentine was the coolest charachter to ever exist and played Dirge of Cerberus 3 times. Once forgot it at someone's house, I moved and the one living there never gave it back to me, until I "gifted"it to him(I moved away from the country, so I just had to accept it was now his).

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They dont smell like anything different virgin.

Related to the tits in OP. I have a Blue Wayfinder I got from Etsy.

I can and it's honestly not that great

I wore the HL2 tshirt in high school.
And I was wondering why I couldn't have sex..

Smells sweet and the scent is unique to each woman. As long as she isn't hiding Cheeto dust in there, it smells sweet.

I bought a Team Chaos shirt from the Splatoon 2 Final Fest. Also pic related

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Probably real good.

A bunch of shirts that I never wear.

I own this shirt, a few others of a similar vein, the TJ&E hoodie from the Kickstarter, the EarthBound backpack that Fangamer make, and I used to have Squall's necklace but I sold it to a friend.

extremely fucked up like some kinda silent hill nightmare

I have a Anor Londo Archery Club shirt i wear to the gym
I dont think anybody got it here

It's funny to think most of these are only a year old. Some "wholesome" YouTube girl.

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Was going to post this exact permutation.

None for me but I bought some official game jewelry for a woman I like a lot. She flipped her shot and loved it. I've done that once before with another girl back in high school.

Although, my sister got me a Mario ? Block lamp if that counts i like it; makes the noise when you turn it on and off

Lol

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Fuck I have one of those proudly in the living room.

Based druggie btfoing c*mbrains

It’s called perfume

I have an FGO watch for Artoria.

Low test

Based

Sand.

>tramp stamp
Immediately discarded.

I've actually heard this before, is it actually true?

drugs are bad for you though, mmkay?

Backs of sand wrapped in soft, powdery skin.

People literally kill themselves to get high so take a guess. Addiction isn't a magic force like magnetism, it simply means it's just so good that they can't make themselves stop.

This, they’re way past the sweet spot.

No shame in that, how are the wizard powers?

Are the rocks as bad as they look

I want to place my head between them, breathe in deep and fall asleep. Bliss.