Where's the update bamco man?
Code Vein
It got delayed to next year
What update? The game isnt even out yet
An update to the demo/trial version. It adds multiplayer and a new map
This thread needs more Io
It had the right amount of Io until quite recently
>tfw the best piece of Io fanart is a titjob I can't post here
There are three paizuri pictures from the same artist. They're pretty good
I dont care about updates. I will play this shit no matter what.
Did they give am ETA on the patch, other than Soon™
No
The game's never coming out
September 27th, user!
Good morning, bros.
Another day closer to Io
How are you holding up?
What are the chances we get companions with very little plot relevance like we got in GE? I liked having a crazy sniper wife tagging along in drama she had zero involvement in.
Unlikely so far.
Unlikely, but I could see them doing variations of existing companions as a NG+ or DLC thing. Like how you could get recolored companions with different weapons and skills in GE.
What weapons are you guys hoping for?
Moar guns
SCYTHE
C
Y
T
H
E
Ridiculous bayonet rifles.
All I need is a giant sword, so the zweihander will probably be my main
What if bayonets aren't necessarily a small weapon type and we'll see wacky shit like cannon hammers or anti materiel halberds
We need more Io art in general. Hopefully once the game comes out there will be a decent amount. If not I will commission as much as I can afford Just need to find decent artists who don't have giant waiting lists and can finish in a timely manner
Wait, there's no scythe in the game already? What the fuck are they even doing
There is the Invading Executioner's scythe, but it isn't like a traditional scythe
There probably are scythes, but they have to be obtained from bosses and/or enemies
I wanna see some cool bayonets. The one in the demo is pretty meh
There's these two.
>turn on the jukebox
>starts playing buttrock
I’m caught ina loop of nostalgia, high school edge, and humor that I didn’t know I needed
Don't wanna play too much of the demo to spoil myself and not get surprised by little things I find so i wait until the game comes out
>Eva's ass
good fucking lord
Are "local" dungeons are the same as Chalice dungeons ? Or they are all handcrafted ?
I think they were all crafted
I know that feel user, I too was caught off-guard by the jukebox
IN THIS HEEELLLL
So a bit off topic but is anyone interested in playing some god eater 3 together while we wait for the code vein demo update or release?
I've bought it recently on PC because its the only god eater I havent played and I'm having fun but doing solo or playing with my overleveled friends who cleared the game is not all that fun considering they clear the quests in minutes.
I'm at story mission 23 if it matters.
me taking the picture
Io is my wife.
>The subtle contour
Why is Jack such a faggot?
Jack is NOT a faggot, I tap that ass every chance I get
Moonlight Greatbayonet
Jack wants the male MC's dick
Combat is BAD
God Eater tier bad
It really isn't, git gud
It feels better than DaS 1 and 2.
It is clunky but not to a point that it can't be adapted to with just a few sessions of practice.
Y'know.
Like a video game.
Should I download the demo anons? Can you play solo without a companion?
yesyes
Can revenants feed off of each other's blood?
In the depths, yes.
Ok, I'll do it now and catch you later in the threads.
Yes, and yes. You're stuck with a companion right away as part of the story but once you get to the dungeon area after getting to the safe zone you can do it without a partner.
Should you download a free demo? Hmm.... it's hard to say
What do you think?
Seems like they could but they don't seem to do on on-screen
I've got two thoughts on this.
One, they can, but they choose not to because there are only so many revenants, so the folk that capture you and Io would rather take slaves.
Two, if they do, they turn into lost.
I don't have much backup on either of those; just conjecture.
If they could drink each other's blood then there would be no need for human blood, silly
Katanas
Nah
I want to PLAY Io's GAME!!!
I want to DRINK Io's MILK!!!
I want to LICK Io's ANUS!!!
I want to PAT Io's HEAD!!!
god imagine the smell
I want to PEE IN Io's MOUTH!!!
There, I did it, I pre-ordered it. And wonder of wonders, the day after it releases I have fuck-all to do but sit my dad's dog so I have pretty much the whole weekend free to play the game.
Equally valid. Would ____ with you.
>all-liquid diet
Oh dear, that might be messy.
I didn't mean it in that way you absolute demon of filth
No update yet? Maybe they were busy with TGS. Or maybe it was delayed indefinitely, so is the game.
Turns out the update was the full game all along
>all liquid diet
Ah, but that's likely not true user. You can give Rin some instant noodles as a gift in the demo. She probably has a solid bowel movement the next day. I hope she lets me watch.
I bet Rin makes huge turds
I don't think there was ever meant to be an update guys. Maybe the PR team just kinda... Said that without reason. Happens often. Bamco should pipe the fuck up about it though.
>Code Vein threads turn to literal shitposting
Maybe /vg/ user had a point
I hope she gets sweaty and makes lots of cute grunts when she struggles to get it out
just for laughs
haha
They've been full of shitposting since the beginning user. The shitposting topic is just covering one of many grounds.
>Bamco should pipe the fuck up about it though.
then why haven't they done that yet you retard
there was a throwaway line at the end of TGS that they're working on it
how funny would it be if she wanted to do it in your mouth haha
How is "THEN WHY HAVEN'T THEY" an appropriate response to "they should" you goddamn schizoid lunatic
There's hardly anything to do until it releases and the demo is short and only available on snoystation
What's Yea Forums's pasttime when there's nothing to do? Shitpost abhorrently and post ecchi crap.
I'd rather see people make creative characters
>enter thread
>*scat fags*
>un enter thread
Been discouraged here. Also it's kind of annoying to transfer screenshots to your computer regardless of which method you use.
Reminder that the Queen's Knight fears the pipe.
*donk*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
*runs away*
Same, someone made a pretty cool vampire bloke a couple threads back.
Most of the character posting is just generic vidya waifu copy pastes or meme shit.
...did you miss like, all of the threads so far? people have been posting their creations nonstop.
Reason I don't post my characters is because I have no creativity. Pic related. Basic as shit but I love her. I've made a ton of different looks but none of them are anything special to anyone but myself.
She's cute and edgy.
>He doesn't like vidya waifu's
She is collecting dust now. Face type I picked for her isn't very versatile. Been starting new characters over and over just to see different looks in cutscenes to see what I wanna play. I think I'm getting close to choosing one.
>male character
>doesn't look like garbage
how user?
Ritsuka?
Yes.
>can't make tits as big as io's
>can't be as flat as rin
:(
>can make a skimpy chuuni girl with nice legs and a choker
:)
is there a thigh slider?
Nope, just an "everything" slider. Makes your character overall more or less "wide." Grows the tits too, but only so much.
thats so bad
femc still has a pretty goddamn nice body
someone post her firm tummy
as always pc bros will fix everything with mods
How long do you think it will take for this game to be cracked? I wanna see if it runs on my toaster before buying and there's no demo for pc
How do I into parrying
>nu-denuvo
sorry, PCanon.
Press L2/LT and time it right. Takes a bit of practice to get it consistently
Your character flashes white. Do your best to time that white flash with the enemy's strike.
On a scale of 1-10 how chuuni are the devs?
Like 12-13
Eh, guess i could get it for ps4. It's just so much cheaper on pc
10
This game brings me back, man. Back to when Shadow the Hedgehog was actually cool and not a meme. Back to before Linkin Park completely changed their style for some weird reason. Back to when all I did on my spare time was jam on a drop-C# tuned guitar in my room while I had the Wii playing YouTube videos on a CRT for me to jam along to.
They basically decided god eater wasn't edgy enough for them
Extremely
Rikka would be embarrassed
Does demo progress transfer to the actual game?
ONE OF THE LOST HAS INVADED IN SEARCH OF BLOOD
I want to steal Mia's leopard panties!
WAIT user there's a cheap one for PS4 too. I fucked up and didn't get this one. Don't make my mistake.
Will there be dual audio? If they want to cater to the anime audience, they have to have the jap dub right?
yes
The one in the network test was worse if you didn't cheese the fuck out of it
You can't change audio language in the demo? Listening to the english dub is pure torture.
Playing with Jap audio right now, English dub isn't bad but holy shit the Japanese audio is so much better.
What's the last japanese developed game to NOT do this? Localization teams are in the know.
Main menu > settings > language settings > spoken language
>All of those fatties
>prefers jap dub
>doesn't shit on eng dub
I like you user. I will still go with english because it's peak chuuni for me but I like that you don't instantly hate the english dub just for existing. I'll roll jap audio in my second playthrough.
Do bamco games price drop to 20 bucks in 6 months?
Is Eva only a temporary partner? I prefer her design to Io's
Yes
We don't know for sure, but she's got a bunch of death flags
She also belongs to Jack
First for sleep and broken necks.
I'm fairly certain she's the Successor of the Throat
This makes me want to take a nap
24€ shipping to where i live, damn
This makes me want to break my neck
Sorry user :(
Nobody knows. You can transfer your saved cac data at least
No. CaC MAYBE, I dunno if that's confirmed.
But the very first thing the demo tells you is that save data is not transferring.
>still no rin pics on the boorus
>smol
>flat
>tomboyish
>tummyslut
WHY THE FUCK ISN'T SHE MORE POPULAR!?!??!??!?!?
>still no rin scat pics
It is confirmed with the soon-update, you will be able to save and export your character design into the full game. Don't know why, the character creator is fun to redo.
What teh fuck is CaC? Tell me
10 more days anons
Sweet.
Corrupt-a-Champion
Cool, a crossbow
Coco and (her) Cocos
Crush-a-Cuck
Chuuni as Code(Vein)
close armpit combat
guys
where's io's game's demo's update?
Cum around Coco
Soon™
Son of mr. Bamco in last thread said that update out tommorow
That's actually false. The update goes live the day after tomorrow
It already happened, user. You've been in a coma for the last week.
What's it like being Mr. Bamco's son?
Io dakimakura when
Post your edge.
Nope. Trash of Berseria is still not down there and it's like two years old now.
I like your edge, user.
What's his name?
well if I remeber correctly from the Gamecenter CX mr. Bamco had a nice office with consoles so it's probably pretty good being his son
Mr. Bamco's son is probably playing Code Vein right now
I belive it
Vayne___________
Cody Vayne?
I forgot the night claw goes over the right arm and had to swap everything.
I wanna be Bamco Jr!
>white pupils
kino.
That was the intention.
>tfw i'm not creative enough to come up with names so all of my characters are "gggggggggg"
?
creativity is a learned skill. Just make something up. it's not hard to play pretend. How about name like Lunaria von Cudes, I was thinking about the moon and there's a cu(p) on my des(k).
Or maybe something like re:Gardanwrath because this past week the sun's rays were hot while working in my garden.
Or Uchicero because Uchikoshi made Zero Time Dilemma and it's garbage
It's not rocket science.
Ebony Dark'Ness Dementia Raven Way it is.
Fair enough. Saw it last week for 35, but that was at GameStop, who are always overpriced.
Maybe not the dementia
That's the name of my ex-gf wtf
What dementia?
Dark'Ness Ravenway sounds pretty cool (chuuni) desu
do you people not get the reference
I do get it but I pretend I don't to bump the thread
I think you and I are getting old user.
No. Is it Wheel of Time or something?
DO YOU WANNA GO
I will give my first born child to the one who brings me the update right now
Why did they make Io such a big dumb beautiful cow? I genuinely adore her too much. I'm surprised they didn't make an edgy heroine to pair up with, but a big softy like her.
Io is not dumb!
>chuuni
>making kids
doubt
You need someone that's unconditionally willing to take care of you after a long day of being edgy.
Adorably vacant is the right phrasing.
fanfiction.net
Educate yourselves. Educate yourselves and weep.
Jesus fucking christ it's been so long
But i have two, user
with Io?
with coco
I find it weird that a game that's all about dumb edgy vampires gives you so many options for flashy gyaru bullshit.
And yeah this is the last time I post this.
how much did you pay her?
5 haze
Half of a blood bead. The first time was free
what a cheap slut
Half the people playing this are playing it for Io's tits, a quarter of them are playing it for pure chuuni kino, and the remaining quarter are fags doing it ironically and can't enjoy anything if they can't make their character a comically garish one man pride parade
Should've paid her to coach Io in giving paizuri
>no one is playing it for the game
okay then.
Shut the fuck up homo. Io is my pure wife!
pure slut
>He doesn't want Io and Coco to practice paizuri on him
I think you're the homo here
So is the game good
Yes
I'm playing it for the game faggot.
cac is part of the game
It okay. Mechanically, imagine playing DS1 but more attacks and the movement isn't bad.
Shut your mouth before i get angry. You wouldn't like me when i'm angry...
It's fun
I thought the game part was included under pure chuuni kino
How about you fucking relax anime tiddie coomer
Its very fun
Io and Coco will rape your dick with their tits and there's nothing you can do about it
Thats it, you made me angry. I'll give you one chance to apologize before i kill myself
Gomenasai, user-kun, please don't kill yourself before buying Io's game
Nice, a welcome addition.
sasuga Iofag
>playing demo in ps4
>ps4 is loud as fuck
>can barely hear anything without turning up the tv volume to more than 50%
do we have a demo on steam yet?
yes
ye
y
What the fuck did you do to your poor PS4?
...
I tried to bang it after console-tan thread
user why
Would you still like Io if she had blue eyes like this?
Yes, blue eyes are based
No, user. She is Best Girl of Idolm@ster but please do not substitute her for cow girl.
>implying I only like Io for her looks
yes
Io ruined real women for me
I like them both a whole lot and they remind me of each other because of how loving and comfy they are.
Don't worry, titjobs don't actually feel as amazing as they look.
Post THAT webm
I just want to be loved, user
>epilepsy.webm
My life needs more Io
This one?
I don't know why the ps4 is so loud. I only bought it like two years ago.
They literally make her a boss to fight like Oliver??
Imagine Io taking a huge smelly stinky shit all over your face and chest.....mmmmmm......
I can't believe Mido is into mindbreak
slimchads where you at
Name: Kaz
NetworkName:kaanNoteven
Need pc mod to change pipe or huge cinderblock into toblerone bar
Imagine Mia cleaning you up with her mouth haha just for the laughs
That's fine. It's not a 1.5 second webm with a scene transition halfway through.
As I understand it, this happens when you fuck up her side story.
Would the game have the female MC still love Io even if they're female?
He looks like one of those mumble rappers who didn't have to work to make it because his dad is rich
And Davis is his disappointed dad
They still hold hands
No, it's legitimately just bad. I beat the first demo when it came out, was discouraged, beat the current demo and was disappointed. It feels like they've looked at a souls game but never played one. There's no weight to your movements or attacks, enemies can either be stunlocked without thought or are china shop bulls, etc. The bosses were an equally big letdown.
I just want a good non-fromsoftware soulslike
what's with the retarded female running animation?
Real talk. Is Yea Forums actually full of scat-fags or is this just shitposting?
One or a handful of freaks. They started showing up a few days (?) ago.
I'm just curious if they have give Io exclusively to the male MC as a love interest or if the love interest changes based on gender preference.
Shit posting haha i get it
Better than 2 only
What you COULD do user, is not bring it back up hours after it's over.
That's fair; I don't necessarily agree but I'm not gonna sit here and try to get you to play it if your mind is made up. I hope you find a game to scratch that itch soon.
If it's anything like the god eater games then the game is written with a male protag in mind and playing a girl will change a small handful of lines at best
That's fine. I found both demos really fun, and I really liked the actual boss fights
>hours after it's over.
see
i just got two (You)s from this user, stop
but it's both in my case, i wish i didn't have this fetish so i make fun of myself
I got 4 (You)'s
Forget weapons. How is the customization in this game? Are there any armor pieces in the attire department? Want to make a character that is as close as possible to a vampire knight aesthetic-wise.
>armor pieces
No, just "veils." The jacket thingies that go on top of your outfit, which you choose in the CaC and can change at any time once you get to the safe zone.
It's more fast paced which is what I like similar to BB. The only thing is the lack of some visual cue that enemies are taking damage. As it is now it's pretty dry.
Lots of build customization. I'm hoping for more cosmetic customization
you mean while playing code vein demo?
good night anons
Disagree. Das 1 felt clunky and boring (combat) it was the exploration and level design that was good imo. Das 2 combat felt even worse, BB has the best combat, so far this game has better combat than all of them except bb imo
>player character canonically is vampire
>no expression to show cute fangs
Goodnight user
Night night user. Io loves you.
Darn. So my vision of anime Blood Dragon Vampire is far, far away.
Most of the games I have, it screams like crazy.
Well... Maybe not. The default outfit has nice long coat-tails and an upturned collar, and there's the Night Claw veil which goes great with it.
You must have one of the early PS4's; mine is just fine. It works hard on some games but it's not necessarily loud.
I'm hoping you can get some Cerberus armor, at least
Not necessarily. There may well be a Blood Veil that looks like armour. I didn't expect Bloodborne to have a suit of armour either but then it did.
same but, for this one, it was very loud, not even rdr 2 was that loud before.
>buy a phillips-head and something that undoes T9 screws
>crack open you PS4 and carefully lift out PSU
>dust bust its guts with compressed air
>carefully reseal it
That or just buy a slim.
Update tomorrow?
game is cheaper on amazon ? LOL
imagine waking up to io burying her face in your crotch and smelling you
haha
Well that's just a preference matter, if you played DS1 pvp you'd know how fast that game actually was without going in the retardation like DS3, also, my biggest problem with the combat is how weak the weapons feel, the damage is there but the feel isn't, compare this game axe with the BK great axe, you could send most enemies flying away with it and stagger the bigger ones like nothing, here the big axe barely makes them move, but yeah, it is faster in PvE
Maybe
maybe I will change the thermal paste one more time and dust off everything I can.
So is she supposed to be a vampire?
Surge 2 is coming out the same week, probably will be the critic's favorite. It does seem like they learned some lessons from the first game. That might be more up to your speed. Wouldn't surprise me if theres thread comparing or at war with each other for both games.
Just like in real life. Disappointed dad pending* Will seemed pretty happy with his family last time I saw him
There's only one character we know is not a vampire and I don't even know how we know that.
Is the demo only console-exclusive?
Yeah, I'm looking forward to The Surge 2. LotF was pretty bad all around, but The Surge improved on it, along with the outright good bossfight (Firebug) I believe in Deck 13.
>they still haven't posted THAT webm
Yeah; either Bamco isn't porting the game themselves or they wanted to avoid datamining.
Hoe the fuck do you make your character sleep?
Sit somewhere, idle for long enough.
Inactivity when sitting, 5 minutes or so?
>buy a slim
Confirmed much quieter, but I can still use it to fry an egg while playing God of War.
Gonna hope the update is tomorrow, otherwise, its like... what's the point doing it afterwards?
After that, I'd just play something else to pass the time.
WHY IS IT SO FUCKING BAD
FUCKING ILLUSION GAMES HAVE BETTER RUNNING ANIMATIONS
Same fucking comment every thread.
Thermal paste is a meme. If your PS4 is running stupidly loud then it's probably just got a heat sink that's totally caked in dust.
same game every thread. i'll complain until its not shit.
And I'm gonna keep saying it because it is that awful, considering the animations while armed are actually really good.
I really hope they fix that at some point
Did anyone catch what the lyrics were for the menu theme? I can only get the "All the world is in ruin" part from the very beginning
I heard from another thread that Japanese players were comlaining about it too, so here's hopin.
[ice skating intensifies]
holy shit, maybe i'll just go full chuuni male instead
not much better, looks like he's got a stick in his ass
Wait, it's in English?
Ye there's an eng and jap versions
The anime sequence if you idle on the main menu is.
I want to play Io's game
I sell basic bitches and basic bitch accessories.
I wish there was more to do with the bed than watch your waifu fall asleep on it.
Wish there was a sex scene or you could choose what positions they sleep in
stop spoiling the game user. That's the lowest kind of scum to do that
What will you do when Mia says "bork bork :3" anons?
maybe they shouldn't have posted spoilers as advertisements. No FS game did.
i dun get it
Yes. The tutorial song is also in English
and who precisely was doing that?
mr. bamco's son
bamco apparently
Bandai Namco
Namcai Bando
dual wielding hammers, sword and shield, scythe, one hand sword and gun, katana, odachi, fist weapons, magic books for spell users, whip, and various types of guns
it looks better when you're not in the hub. I don't really care if it looks retarded here, but if they fix it then hey that's cool for the people who really care about that sort of thing.
To be fair, Bamco are always fucking doing that. The DLC trailers for all the souls games end up spoiling the final bosses and most of the cool new gear. They have a history with this shit.
wait what bamco made dark souls too?
They don't make them but they are the publisher for all of them (except Bloodborne, that was all Sony)
Bump
Hell, they spoiled DaS3's final boss right on the front cover
Speaking of, whose bright idea was it to lock the box art armour set behind the final boss? And whose bright idea was it to make the set look like shit from the back, i.e. the side you're mostly looking at?
From Soft, I guess.
Soon, anons...
They say "Code Vein" at some point
Honestly, DS3 always had the air of the dev team just not giving a shit about it in a weird way. I guess it could be because Miyazaki didn't want to make a sequel or because Bamco is really up it's own ass.
If you an opinion of someone who already played a part of it - yeah they did improve it. Though unfortunately it's not as atmospheric as the first one, gameplay is pretty damn fun.
So I played through the new demo.
Compared to the older network test... there's one less route in the depths. Missing the queen boss fight. If they do a update, I assume they'll just add that queen boss fight back.
Also, I hear they'll let us keep our demo characters in the full game... is that true?
Hell yeah dude, someone linked the tweet that confirmed CaC transfer in this very thread
They're adding in the Network Test depths dungeon in the update
Why does this look like Turn A Gundam artwork?
I want to make food for Io!
So, I am retard.
I am trying to find the demo on the PSN and can't fucking find it. Only the pre-orders for the main and deluxe edition versions of the game.
Please help
Go to the demos section of the PlayStation store. It's listed there. Alternatively, find it on the compyootuh and add it to your account and download it via purchases.
First time this has been relevant to me.
Thank you
Just played the demo recently, why the hell is it so damn clunky? I was super hyped for it until i played that, maybe i'll hold off on the purchase
It's pretty fun when you get your "sea legs" so to speak. But I fully understand waiting on this game.
Godspeed user.
i think i was getting used to it after a while, idk it's just kind of janky in the animations department, being so used to Dark Souls and stuff.
Like a lot of games today have your character with an animation for them to turn around, this game is just an instant facing the other direction with the stick push
>this game is just an instant facing the other direction with the stick push
I fucking miss games that do this; RDR2 really highlighted how much I fucking hate fully animated turning.
> instant facing the other direction
thats good tho
It's actually kind of hilarious. Pretty much all criticisms I've seen of this game so far were either lies, fixed after the delay, fixed after the network test or things people complain about that I'm actively celebrating (like the over the top anime-ness of your drain attacks clashing with the souls gameplay).
You can do it with a quick animation though, plenty of games have it. Not to mention you can just spam the basic attack button and it replays the same animation, it needs to flow into a few different ones, its just janky
Name six(6) games that have it preferably with a video
I actually agree with the clunkiness complaint though I can forgive it because it's the kind of clunkiness you can just get used to.
Other than that everything is purely subjective.
You're objectively incorrect about the attacking retard, it chains different animations with multiple light attack hits
And also
Since when is favoring responsiveness over muh realism a BAD thing
it chains if you're god speed, in every other AAA game it has a leeway dead time for you to press again and go into the animation chain, this game if you aren't rapidly pressing the button, it will replay the animation.
So hit the button faster than my grandma you weirdo do you even play video games
You know they can have different action pacings right
just noticed its releasing in 10 days
i hate spending $60 on new releases, is there any reason i shouldnt pirate it? does it have denuvo?
Explain how that's a bad th-
>AAA
Oh, you're a normie. Next. Enjoy The Last of Us 2.
>I hate spending $60
isthereanydeal.com
>any reason i shouldn't pirate it?
co-op
>denuvo?
yep
both actually retarded. You're the type of people who play God Eater and can't tell how much worse the animation quality is than Monster Hunter
I've never played GE or MH in my life
>playing monster hunter
fuck off, they hate pc even more than bamco
point fucking proven
... How? How is me not having played your comparison games proving your point?
Who gives a shit about animation quality? It's a game not a CGI movie you dipshit.
Oh look it's another episode of user doesn't like a game so he comes in and screams at people who do and everyone fucking humors the little retard
Not him but animation goes a long way in action games like this.
I finally have 36k haze. Which Gift do I get?
But not if it's at the cost of gameplay smoothness. I'd rather have chunky animation than chunky gameplay. If a game can manage to look amazing on top of playing great, that's wonderful. But valuing animation over gameplay leads to Kingdom Hearts 3 aka Float Simulator 2019 and RDR2.
And the ones in this game are serviceable; and like I said earlier cancelling animations for the sake of responsive controls is not a bad thing anywhere outside of competitive PVP games, and this game is already confirmed not to have PVP.
Black Io
The big hitting one
Let's leave him alone now, he's just frustrated that LiS2 isn't doing well.
>bring up [game I dislike] out of fucking nowhere for no reason other than because I always have to project everything I hate onto the people I disagree with
You are just as bad as him.
I want nurse Io to give me a prostate exam.
WHERE ARE THE REVIEWS
THE GAME RELAPSES IN 9 DAYS I NEED TO KNOW IF ITS GOOD SO I CAN PREORDER
>rimming you while burying your dick in her huge cow tits
>reviews
>more than a week before launch
>in [current year]
Oh, honey...
PLAY THE DEMO user
IF YOU DON'T HAVE PS4 OR XBOX TO PLAY THE DEMO ON, THEN
I DUNNO LOOK THROUGH THE THREAD PEOPLE HAVE OPINIONS ON IT HERE
I PERSONALLY THINK THAT YES IT IS CLUNKY BUT IT'S STILL VERY ENJOYABLE ONCE YOU GET USED TO THE CLUNKINESS WHICH DOESN'T TAKE VERY LONG AND ONCE YOU GET YOUR SEA LEGS IT'S PRETTY FUCKING FUN
>vidya reviews
>in 2019 Anno Domini
Why would you do this to yourself? Just play the demo
>io
>rimming
... yeah i think she would if she knew mc liked it
Nope. The update will be out most likely out on Friday. That's probably the furthest they can push it and best chance to reel it some new people to try out the demo. Dubs confirm.
No dubs on Yea Forums crab brain
>WHERE ARE THE REVIEWS
relying on game reviews by shitty ass sjw game "journalists" is just plain retarded. Might as well go buy Gone Home while you're at it.
I enjoyed gone home desu
Calcium Carbon
>ywn drag your knuckles up to io and make gorilla noises in her ear
Why?
>tfw there was never gonna be an update, their twitter guy was just posting random shit
The MC would claw your throat out, retard.
kek
UFGH
AUGH
I am the MC
Imagine waking up next to Io every morning
You'd make gorilla noises in her ear, right?
>Tfw no wholesome vampire wife
Tits look a littlw small here
Mia only fucks dogs.
Eva only fucks Jack (so she's cool, probably a good friend)
Coco only fucks Davis.
Rin only fucks herself.
Io only fucks (You).
I don't know, man.
You did alright with the cutie enough to where you can write a side story with her in just surviving with another lesser group while occasionally running into the main cast.
I say keep her and expand your talents, buddy.
Io fucks every (You)
>finally start downloading the demo
>14 hours left
>tfw i'm still in the thread coming and going all day
That's a great way to describe her user. Thanks. I will keep at it. I'll try to come up with a good one and post later. Likely in the next thread.
Just a question. In your country can one drink straight from tap and not come sick?
Yes
How shit is your Internet, user?
It's confirmed in the CaC menu you will be able to unlock more masks. Wonder if that's true for clothing too?
Hell and I thought MY internet was shit. I'm stoked when I see my speed go up to 5mbps; that must be downright futuristic to you.
Looking forward to the posts and thanks.
I think it would be fitting for her character and mine as well in providing an alternative take on the CVstoryline with how everone else is living in the city's whereabouts.
How do I get the PS4 themes?
Preorder gets you one right away.
>ywn give io a big cheeseburger
I mean the ones that are Japanese exclusive
Well you've just answered your own question.
I wanna CURB STOMP Cruz! :)
Why does Jack want to hurt women so much?
based lolicept
I wanna rim Rin.
9 hours left
What score will the game get?
A solid 6
It'll get mediocre scores, and critics will complain about the anime aesthetic and tiddies
Who even said an update will come out? I dont see anything by Bamco
70-80
IT'S UP
CHECK PSN
you're gonna check it anyway whether you like it or not
Decently high user score, low critics score. It's harder than their Zelda games and the women are HyPeRsExUaLiZeD
i am gonna check FUCK you
it hurts :(
It's literally in one of their nipponese tweets user
It was even linked in this very thread
(or rather a destructoid article was linked, but that article links to the tweets)
it's a animu game. sjw journalists hate animu games... especially if it has fine sexy women in it.
It's also demon souls hard. They probably won't be able to pass the tutorial without throwing their controller at the TV.
They want a game with butt ugly women that also pushes their political agenda and extreme easy hold your hand mode. It'll get like a 4 while they bitch about how sexist the character creator is. Probably gonna bitch about how bamco raped them because some random grunt slapped their shit a few times when they couldn't figure out what the attack button is.
>this post was made 2 months ago
Fuck you I liked Gone Home.
Does that invalidate it? I'm confused; why are you pointing this out?
sure you did. You're just a retarded virtual signaler that never played it. It's literary a walking sim.
Kindly go back to kotaku, twitter or wherever shithole you came from.
I'm not him and I've never even heard of Gone Home until this thread (I live under a rock I know) but this looks comfy as shit
I'm fine with walking sims if they've got a decent environment to explore.
Stop being a fag, Gone Home was fine.
> but this looks comfy as shit
that webm was the entire game in 52 seconds. It's not comfy. It's not even a good story.
Only reason why it got great scores is because the devs personally knew the corrupted gaming journalist that gave it a perfect score. They were personal friends with each other. Don't be duped like a retard.
go fuck yourself gaming journalists. The only reason why it got good scores is because the devs were personal friends of the corrupted gaming journalists. Gone Home is horrible.
I don't care about game reviews. I care about how much I had a good time playing a game.
SHUT UP
TALK ABOUT IO'S GAME
NOT A DIFFERENT GAME
user, most of the game is wander around aimlessly until you find the secret wall. Then find the acetic. Then you read some diary page of some girl being a lesbain. And that's the entire fucking game.
It's a shit story. It's not even comfy exploration. It's garbage. Just watch that webm above and you'll see.
I hope Io's game has a cannon like in Bloodborne. I'd like to make a Jeanne d'Arc build
Any game looks like shit if you put it the way you did. I'm literally saying I had a good time and thought the game was fine, what do you want me to do, renounce it because you didn't like it?
>I'm literally saying I had a good time and thought the game was fine, what do you want me to do, renounce it because you didn't like it?
I'm saying you're full of shit. You're only saying that shit to virtual signal because you're a dumb sjw that has never actually played it.
Your line of reasoning doesn't make sense, I liked something so I'm automatically an sjw? What is this, 2012? I just plopped down and played a game, it's not some big revelation or some shit.
>guys have a different waking animation than girls
Fucking retardes it has the only pose I wanted to screenshot my character as.
My line of reasoning is that you didn't actually play Gone Home or you'd know it's pure shit. Any gamer that isn't trying to push a political agenda will easily see it's garbage.
>tfw getting filtered by queen's knight
End me
Welcome to Neo/v/, where if you don't vehemently follow the group think your a tranny sjw. This place has really went to hell in the last six months.
Take a look in the mirror. Neo/v/ is the one that actually likes sjw agenda shit like Gone Home.
It's so bad that people speedrun that in 52 seconds. That webm was the entire game. You can't legitly defend that so you're just making up BS that it was good.
Dont put three attacks when you know it wont work. Dont be greedy.
Just block his attacks
But I did.
Fuck you for making me get up to do this btw
Its not 2017. You dont need to buy every switch port.
He has a 3 hit combo and the last one is a shield attack that you CANNOT block.
It's best to equip yourself with weightless shit to get light weapon and dodge FORWARD so you end up behind him. When your mobility says Light, you don't do the roll dodge anymore. You do some magical zoom forward dodge that somehow avoids attacks and moves a great range. But light equipment usually means you're hitting less damage...
user.
That's the PS4 menu.
One day you'll be the best NPC creator
It was given away for free on PS+ awhile back. You're also a retard with horrible taste for actually thinking this was good. Show many hours you spent on it.
Doubt you can even name 3 good things about it.
cold, user
but i lol'd
is this real
>It was given away for free on PS+ awhile back
I don't play online on my PS but that's nice to know I guess
>You're also a retard with horrible taste for actually thinking this was good
Hey man I just liked a game, I didn't claim it was a gift from god. I assume we have somewhat similar taste considering we presumably both like Code Vein
>Doubt you can even name 3 good things about it.
I liked the overall setting, the music was alright from what I recall, and it didn't overstay its welcome and drag on like most walking sims tend to.
>given away on ps+
Hell I'm not him but I autopilot purchase everything they put on PS+ so I might have it in my purchases. Dunno what month it came out on there, might have been one I missed. I'll check later and download it and play it just to spite your obsessive ass.
>I'm going to tell you what your opinions are.
You know what you sound like? Those fucking conservative fundamentalists chritans that say "you really do believe in god, your just pretending so you can sin".
Do you want that, do you want to be as retarded as a fundamentalist? Becssue your trying real fucking hard to do it. Im not even the user you were arguing over the game with, never even played it. Your just too drunk off your hate for the sjw boogeyman to notice.
I'm not the other user either but I think he's right
>I don't play online on my PS but that's nice to know I guess
user... you're giving yourself away. There's no physical ps4 copies. Try to make up better lies. Retard.
update
don't have it
lolol rip
Take your (You) and leave because I almost believed you were serious
Yes. There are no physical copies. But there is a digital storefront on the Playstation 4.
>I'll check later and download it and play it just to spite your obsessive ass.
Next thing you'll tell me is that Depression Quest is a good game too. Maybe you'll download that just to spite me too. You're not spiting anyone. You're just wasting your own time after you realize it really is garbage. Enjoy your "game".
>Come back to life
>First thing you see is Io
I'd never let go of her.
I always thought the waifu stuff felt like a joke, but I'm actually getting fluttery feelings when think about, look about, and talk about Io. It feels so weird
I hope whoever designed the spin attack and shield bash on the Queen's Knight eats a pizza roll that's hotter than they thought it was.
weeb katanas and cool halberds
>this thread is full of (re)iofags
Miafags were right all along.
>I always thought the waifu stuff felt like a joke
Oh, user, if only you knew...
>shitbird
Pick an axe or lance you mongoloid
I rationalize it as "this is someone I want to show affection to". There's vidya girls I want to fuck, and then there's "I want to spend my life with her" girls like Io.
what's that suppose to mean user?
She cares a lot about the MC, which is reflected in gameplay. She is also very cute.
user, if you don't play online like you claim, how the fuck did you download the game from ps4 digital storefront? Also, show us your gameplay time on it.
Go fuck your flattie, then.
She's my flattie not that user's flattie.
You know you can have a console hooked up to the internet without playing online games right?
How do you think I got the Code Vein trial?
Can you even show playtime on PS4 games?
God i hope not.
like most people said its going to be mediorce but have a higher user score (if they don't fuck it up)
>getting my ass kicked by Queen's Knight
>Start yelling and announcing my attacks to myself
Is this game going to make me a chuuni?
Is that Bamco's goal?
When you claim you don't even play online, you were implying you don't use online. You have to use online to get it.
Show us your trophies of the game.
I hate online games on PC because there's always some cheater/hacker that joins and ruins your experience. Either they come to PK you with max stats cheating gear or they come and kill everything for you with max stats cheating gear. Either way, it's... not fun. It's why I got God Eater 3 for PS4 instead of PC.
Did you try getting friends and not playing with randoms?
fucking hell someone just start a new thread already
Are you happy yet
That has to be ironic
Yeah, Io is definitely a character I find an emotional connection to. I genuinely don't want anything bad to happen to her. (honestly hope i dont sound crazy)
>That has to be ironic
He's almost up to 300.
Yes. Embrace it
>Did you try getting friends and not playing with randoms?
>That has to be ironic
Yuufag is as real as his love, and he's a treasure.
...
That's honestly kind of cute
Calling it now, that user giving you shit won't post again.
no timestamp
> Homerunner - Completed the game in less than 1 minute
It's a trophy fag. Probably got the game for free from PS+ so he decided to run through and grab every trophy since it's so easy to do.
I don't even know how anyone can enjoy trash like this.
You're really perforating the field with your goal post user
Give it up, he enjoyed a game that you didn't
I literally told you I don't play multiplayer on my Playstation, why would I have PS Plus?