You think the switch lite will be more ergonomic than the regular switch...

sure is down syndrome in here

i don't even live in burgerland

That hand actually belongs to Justin "Crusty Justy" Silverman, which some of you may know better as the fat guy that appears on AVGN's channel. Some of you may also know him as the interviewer in the Gape Newell video

fat cope lmao

I think it's worldwide? Sent in 3 of my fucked joycons recently and they fixed them, no questions asked. 2 of them were launch units which shouldn't even be covered by warranty anymore, and they repaired them no questions asked.
German here.

yeah, that's what I thought.
Enjoy being woman sized.
Make sure to keep a rape whistle on you, little people like you have to be prepared for that.

I hate that guy. James should have Mike cook him alive.

Probably lots of carbs and sugar honestly. Those are the main reason fat people get really fat.

>Obese cookiecruncher trying to act tough on the internet
Fuck off you fat retard.

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>act
Project harder, bud.

Enjoy your bypasses you fat lump of wasted everything

That hand looks delicious

Damn my word really lived rent free in your head it seem, fatty.

You can eat nothing but bread and you'll still not be fat, its not what you eat its the amount. What you eat only changes how fit you are outside of weight, eg no protein and you'll look like a twink faggot.

Because the material that detects the position of the joycons is fucked. No "cleaning" or any "contact cleaner" will solve the problem. Only retards believe the placebo like cleaning would solve the drifting

>Fat nigger seething
lmao

Look at all these keyboard warriors scared out of their minds overcompensating now.
Weight classes exist for a reason kids.
I hope being mean on the internet is a suitable replacement for actual strength.
Might as well start taking your HRT already.

try consuming less than 8000 calories per day, the controller will fit just fine after a couple of years

How the fuck can someone get so fat that their body starts storing fat in the palms of their hands?

it's not hard to lift 10% of your body weight, tubby
try doing a pull-up

Alright fatty

When I'm standing over your bloody broken body will you be proud of how many pull-ups you can do then?
Again, weight classes exist for a reason.

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i mean, check them patents

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I'll just avoid the two wild full body armswings you can do before running out of breath and I can do whatever I want with your blubbering heap of fat and meat.

BIG hand

ah yes, the "I'm sure to win with my superior speed!" approach, that's why guys who weigh 100 pounds manage to ever beat heavyweight boxers, right?
Oh wait, that only works in your animes, virgin.

You know, usually that weight is MUSCLE, lard-for-brains. How do you expect to fight me when your body and your joints are always fighting gravity?

I have no idea what you're on about user but the look of your hand, you seem to be well..obese. You my friend is contrubutuing to America's obesity problem and it's about time you fix that. Diet options may vary between person to person but I do reccomend following this: practo.com/healthfeed/how-to-become-slim-in-3-to-10-days-3420/post. Tried it myself and I have really changed in appearance.

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Electrical contact cleaner
Lift the little flap
Spray the solution
Give about 5-10 to dry
No more drift

Did they fix the joycon or at least address the issue?

>Cleaning your shit is a placebo
Are you high or just incredibly stupid?

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ZA HANDO

Thanks

Nice tips from this greasy thread

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fucking kek

What case is supposed to fit these big boy joycons?

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He'll fall on you.

One goes in each of your back pockets.

That reminded me of that courage the cowardly dog episode where Muriel toes get big and swallow her.

Yes, every reviewer said it's much more comfortable to hold.

>made for children
>being fat
This is a you issue OP

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>enjoying a game for once
>see reflection in screen
>masturbate to my own handsomeness

It's a curse.

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The only people who don't like detached joycons have never tried detached joycons.

Unironically kino.

>that part in bravely second where it hijacks your camera and plasters your face in the clouds and calls you god

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Post Joycon hands

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Try not to get too mad or your fat preserves will boil and you'll die

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checked.
also, that looks much more comfortable

If your hand is this fat how fucking obese must the rest of his body be. Aren't your hands one of the last places where fat starts to accumulate?
Enlighten me Burgers, how does this work?

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>tfw went from fat to chubby by cutting out snacks
>no greasy controllers anymore either
>enough confidence to walk around shirtless and go to swimming pools and shit
I still look like shit and despise myself but it's been worse

Also anyone used the ergonomic Hori joycons?

>What made you think our continued existence was decided by you?
I'll beat the shit out of you you twink faggot, probably can't even OHP 1 pl8.

I can and I can also squat 400+ and I'm not an unsightly butter golem

lolololol burgers

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>seething

My friend sent his in and got it back and it started drifting again after 2 minutes lol you're all fucked

Nah, you'll just sit on them and crush them with your immense weight.
Always wear cargo shorts and put one in each of the leg pockets.