No, you can NOT have the day off to play video games

my dick demands it

Get raped twice and kill yourself you retarded fucking tranny faggot sack of nigger shit with down syndrome.

0/10 try again

>tfw office ladies in suits are basically non-existent outside of upper management in the west because normal offices have much greater leniency on acceptable dress code for women
>tfw even if they did exist outside of upper management, the amount of western women with long black hair at this point is so miniscule that you would effectively never come across the two in combination

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You know what you need to do

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OLs are made for nylon clad legs

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Yeah.
Watch JAV with the OL tag.

I'll put in my 2 weeks and miraculously managed to sprain my back to boot, doctor ordered 2 weeks of sick leave for that.

i quit
now payed to play them

What’s a good site? The one that I used to use got taken down. Now I use javmost but it’s shit on mobile cause of ads.

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>giving a reason to call a day off
if you have the days, let them know beforehand and don't have any critical work to do why give a reason?

No idea, I just download porn from javjunkies or sukebei.
If I want to give a movie a look, I'll type the code and hope there's a streaming site that isn't dogshit, but that's pretty unlikely.

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Shucks

>another tranny post his wojak meme

I use jav guru or javfull net. They get the job done just make sure you have ad block

>call in sick
>boss can't say shit because i have sick hours out the asshole

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>tfw NEET
bros... how do i get an office lady boss? GF?

Keep on being a neet and never go outside, one will magically appear a few minutes after you tie that noose around your neck.

But boss! It's the release day of the official localization of Sengoku Rance! Do you have any idea what a big event this is!?
I need to take the entire wekend off so that I can fap for the full duration of the entire weekend, while playing a conquering warlord! It's important!
Don't you want my productivity to stay top notch? Haven't I been a good resource to the company!

shut up you trash and go back to work

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Based

women that work for vcs and attorneys tend to dress well

so was is this coom meme that i've seen lately? i guess they make fun of fanservice or jerking off in general? maybe i'm too much of a brainlet to get it

>boss, look, I do the best I can, I know I have problems. I know sometimes I cannot make it work out, but I need this. Boss...boss please, I have waited four years for this.

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I’ll give them a go, thanks.

Just say you're taking a sick day or some shit, who would ever use video games as an excuse

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lol no, some guy made a pic like those beyond the void gf pics with that wojak, some other guy vocaroed a line and said it im gona COOOOOM and it became a meme

Guess I'm bringing the ole battlestation to the office then.

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Not a fan of those faces

Lying is sin, user.

>not one of the 100's of vanilla OL doujins
>meh artstyle
I was expecting sealion on loli and still you let me down user

It's discord trannies retaliation because mods filter their newest buzzword.

so is wearing clothing made of mixed fibers. Your poly-cotton blend t-shirt is a one way ticket to hell.

Do Europeans not?
I know they have more laws protecting employees but I don't know any details.

>right-wing speds spam board
>still blame the trannies
sasuga

no? why would they? if you have days to spend just warn them before going and you're good. the law says a week prior but most places don't mind if you call in a day before.

If it's sudden then I think you have to. Otherwise you just say it's for leisure.

Buuut boooooooooss~~ If I don't level faster in WoW Classic I'll get left behiiiiind

If it wasn't for lack of guns I'd move there. Lmao, at least there it's not a conspiracy that the gov is watching you. Plus tv there is better. Lol

yeah man, those trannies and faggots are really into the whole nofap / stop watching porn stuff. At some point you're going to have decide whether they're sex addicted degenerates or not, because they can't be everything at once.

YESSSSSSSSSSS I LOVE BOOBS AND ASS SO MUCH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH IM GOING TO COOOOOOOOOM YESSS SOOOOOOO MUCH COOOOOM SEXY GIRLS AAAAAAAAH

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I can call in sick
because I'm sick of going to the office

Not really. Typically a you get a number of days off each year that you can choose to take, that are negotiated upon employment.
Then you can just take those just about whenever you wish with few exceptions. Though most just use them to extend their vacation. Which is also sensible since if you actually do end up seriously ill you don't really want to have already taken all your days off.

No I don't want a day off to play video games, I want a day off to COOOOOOOOME

YESSSSSSSSSSS I LOVE WOJAKS AND (YOU)'S SO MUCH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH IM GOING TO COOOOOOOOOM YESSS SOOOOOOO MUCH COOOOOM WOJAKKING OFF FEELS SO GOOD AAAAAAAAH

>If it wasn't for lack of guns I'd move there
i mean you can get guns here, just hunting ones, not all europe is england mate
>Lmao, at least there it's not a conspiracy that the gov is watching you.
debatable
>Plus tv there is better.
same as above

So then it isn't much different from America. We get vacation days and sick days here too. So I guess it was a troll post after all.

You can still go to a shooting range user. You don't need a gun for protection here unless you live in a shitty ghetto.

See, you're acting under the assumption that OP has days to take off. Chances are he's just some part timer with no benefits

>i-it's not us! we swear!
And yet you fuckers told people who complained about anime titties to go back to /pol/. So which is it?

I've never taken a day off to play a specific game but I'll be calling in sick whenever Last of Us 2 comes out. It may also be the first time I attend a midnight release

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We don't really need to cite a reason to use the days though. But yeah I don't think it's that different.

why are you so unwilling to own your sex addiction spam posts user-kun
is it because it sounds stupid when you write it out

Stop replying to bait and post OL, you sillies

Right, where I work I don't have to either but that's here it's not every company.

Isn't that jewish taboo?

>part timer
oh, he's fucked then
but seriously most ive had had days they can take off unless you work for McDonalds or some shit like that.

is this disgust or hate i feel

>So which is it?
Newfags who complain about anime tits should fuck off back to /pol/ and post some nofap update while complaining about degeneracy, that's the one.

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fun fact - half the bible was written by jews.

If my boss was this beautiful I'd probably work harder than what I do.

leggings are a gift. In the future I hope they aren't out of fashion.

What a fucking forced shit meme, holy shit

No one follows Old Testament no more. Except maybe some russians.

tits TOO big

>video games are the devil's invention, wouldnt you rather pray with me

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Last time I took a personal day off I put down Women's Problems as my reason and the office ladies had a good laugh about it.

>wouldnt you rather pray with me
At the weekly church sponsored boardgame weekends?
Sure! I'll sign up!

Wrong

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Don't Americans get fewer days guaranteed by law? Weget 25 days at my place, but only 20 are required by law

>*gets extreme back pain*

I don’t think there is a minimum requirement in America so it’s entirety up to the employer if they want to provide vacation days.

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Okay boss but just so you know it's opposite day. So I guess I "can't" go home and play video games.

>take out my massive cock
>slam it on the table
How about now?

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>slam it onto the table
>lands right into the stapler

Come on! Take the day off too. We can play games together!

Then this happens.

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oh shit im sorry

i'll be working in an office setting for the first time
what do i even wear?
is the same color suit fine as long as i change shirts?

typically no but if user is a minimum wage burger flipper it might be different.

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I've been in Japan for a couple weeks.
There are a lot of cute girls here.
Too bad I can't fucking talk their language

Why did my pp get hard?

i bet most speak English user, they love white guys

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Just walk up to them and ask if they want to get pumped, they'll understand

kinky user

Just take whats yours. They expect it from an imperialistic whaitu piggu gaijin

fuck some bitches while your there and post results

I've over 72 hours of sick time and I havent gotten sick in 2 years
How do I go about using them

use it on thanksgiving week

fuck you user.

ah fuck you leather man

What's wrong cůmbrian, can't hold it in?

how do I be sick for a week

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>Chances are he's just some part timer with no benefits
i've been working a mini-job. 400 euro per month basis with like 7 hours of work a week. i had six paid holidays a year. i have 30 days off in my apprenticeship now.
the us is fucked, almost moved there, so glad i didn't.

>He doesn't get 25+ days leave he can take whenever he wants
>He doesn't get infinite paid sick days
>He has give a reason for daring to take a day off work
>He can't just email his manager at 8am when he's sick

Imagine being an A*ericuck

i wish i had a job

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There isn't a minimum. My place gives us a week with 3 days added every 10 years you're in the company.

>Have to work at the company for 50 years just to get 25 days off

THE SOULFUNK BROTHERS

based

I regret being born in America, I really do

i got several hundred flexi hours built up so i dont have to fake sick

If it's for paid vacation time, no you don't have to give a reason. If you just didn't come in one day, especially without advance notice and if your vacation time is already used up, they'll expect a good reason, and sometimes with a doctor's note. Or else you're immediately fired - if you really don't want to work and play video games all day, then they'll make it easier on you and just take away your job.

Now we just need to work harder on getting laws changed to make it harder and harder to get neetbux. If you aren't working, you are worthless and should be put down or at the very least, given actual use by being publicly tortured and executed for the entertainment of the actual working masses.

>What do you mean I had to use them within 6 months?

Now now wagie better get back work, wouldn't want your boss seeing you on your phone when you should be earning him his money

>tfw at least three quarters of work day is spent browsing Yea Forums on my phone or reading manga on the computer
Comfy as fuck. The pay isn’t great but it covers my bills with a little left over to play around with so I’m content.

Salary, actually. I work Tuesday-Saturday, as I contribute enough that my work is flexible and lets me choose my own hours. Today's my day off. And my job is mostly focused on suing worthless people who can't pay their loans and credit cards - people who enter contracts and then refuse to pay their debts are the absolute scum of the earth, and I relish in my job being delivering swift punishment unto them.

That'll be 2000 dollars plus tip to leave :^)

top lel

I like legs.

Prease understandu, making work is very hard...

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>今年
>彼はできない
笑った

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don't die

Any "paid holiday" is merely deducted from your pay.

do you have the one when he said he loves cunny?

>tell boss I have to take tomorrow off for a "baby shower" a day in advance
>take the day off like I said I would
>first time in months Ive taken an unscheduled day off, and everyone gives me shit the day I come back
>meanwhile people have called in "sick" or not come in a dozen or so times before and nobody remembers the day they come back
>Im usually the one that has to cover for them

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people wanted to take the day off to have sex and you werent there to cover for them

>saimin
into the trash it goes

>彼はできない
>笑った
Extremely embarrassing. Stop thinking you know japanese.

I WANT TO TAKE AN OL HOME AND COOK HER A NUTRITIOUS AND FILLING MEAL THAT SHE RARELY GETS ANYMORE BECAUSE SHE'S FAR TOO BUSY WORKING ALL THE TIME

>Just made me realize my boss is literally 3DPD of OP 50% of the time at work

is that japanese? it looks like chinese

>He's not a rich son of a rich CEO that gets to fuck around and just chill with homies, fuck gold diggers and play vidya.
cringe.

>don't work in a shithole country
>"hey guys I'm going to work from home tomorrow"
>"yeah that's cool see you on Monday"
>don't do any work, still have 26 days off a year
The absolute state of Amerifats.