Kill the boss

>you can befriend enemy

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Everything is done like they here, our natural feature is that our hands grow from жoпa.

OH NO HE'S BEEN RESURRECTED
OH NO HE'S BEEN RESURRECTED

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lmao women are born cruel and retarded

current flow through it's paws and onto the wires instead of its body where the electricity could struck the cat's heart

>boss dies in the process
>you die in the process

>game is forced diversity and protag doesn't fit in the narative and is clueless

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>game's tutorials are brutal

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I hope the little faggot broke their neck and died.

>boss tries to possess you after you kill him
>absorb him and steal his powers instead

Very sad fate for both of them. I have no hatred for either of them.

>spending all your stats on charisma

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i think a girl has looked at me like that a couple of times but i never realized if it was because im funny or because of my just ok looks and big height

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pool little cat guy

kek

That cat is living the life.

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this is why I ain't afraid of russkis and chinks

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It's already dead, little boi, there is nothing you can do to save it :(

>movie theater with ex-gf
>two girls mirin me hard
It actually causes me pain to see ugly dudes who will never feel this. You don't deserve it. I hope gains and a good job find you love anons

>this webm

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YO LIL' DOGGY

>gf always day dreaming Chris Hemsworth
>It's fucking insulting. was I not good enough?
>I retaliate with "I imagine your sister or Scar Jo when I'm fucking you"
>haven't heard her for 2 days now.

what gives?

Damn...

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:(

Hey lil doggy dumb dumb, while you were out playing and fetching sticks I was SHITTING IN MY LITTERBOX! How do you like that one, eh?

>make the boss commit suicide
>he rises from the dead

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Gains are worthless. That's a gymcel outlook. Good jobs aren't worthless but getting better scraps from massah for your slavery isn't so bad I suppose.

>all the damage you do to the boss is reflected back to you

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That dog has more empathy than half of this board.

jesus fucking christ im dying here, this is the most russian thing ive seen this month

>[glass breaking]
>0:35
>VISIBLE PANIC
>hacking down entire tree to get down cat
>tree smashes through power lines
>WE HAVE AQCUIRED ELECTRICITY

fucking hell

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>People thinking the dog was trying to save the fish when it was in fact trying to bury it
Don't know who's more retarded, Yea Forums or the fucking animal

>burrying a food

That is one ugly ass cat

>the boss is forgiveness

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>Give my dog one of those big rawhide sticks (preceded by me asking her to "show me" where we keep them, whereupon she excitedly runs to the cupboard)
>Walks around the living room, in circles, with it in her mouth, while whimpering pathetically
>eventually walks up to her bed, where she "digs" a corner of her blanket back, places the chewie in the "hole", and noses the blanket back in place, waits a few seconds, then uncovers it again and goes to town on it
Every time, at least once a week.

who's the girl?

>stupidbitch.jpg
Hey that's my wife you're talking about!

How does that work? Wouldn't the current circulate through the cat's body immediately upon touching the wires?

I'm having a major deja-vu here, it's always the same posts in these kind of threads, the dog trying to bury the fish, the two cats webm and someone replying to the BARSIK video

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Please wake up. They will be here soon

God I wish that were me

my little brother used to grab the cats by the tail and launch them into the air
most kids are evil cunts regardless of gender or race

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Fuck you

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based cat

cute

who's this milky machine

her legs start shaking, lol.

electricity will always flow through shortest possible path and destroy everything in it's path. the cat's body is not on the current's path. as the cat was sitting on a branch. unless it's tail, foot or body was in contact with the wires or the ground. the current will flow through paw and to its extremities.

in that's cat's case the current has nowhere to go going further into the cat's body but to go back on the live wire.

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>We have acquired electricity!
I fucking lost

>GigaChad.webm

Those legs and milkies though

Bless you, Chad user...

>why yes, I always meow to my master to let me outside and immediately meow to go back in. how could you tell?

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this, i doubt dogs even realize that fish need water

This doesn't look healthy

my cat just stops in the middle of the door so it can't be closed, and starts contemplating the meaning of life

that wasn't fat . it's muscle. hypertrophy. that cat was on the news. he live in Canada

Yeah but that doesn't look like the body a cat would like to achieve

We are cyclical. Every single day user. The same threads. The same opinions. The same posters, conditioned into a specific patern, into a specific mindset, in a specific board.

Always. Wake up.

He has transcended catmanity.

TWO BOWLS, CMON.

Cunts are overrated, grow up kid
t. 33

>The boss is harder the more people you have killed.

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t. Beta

>cat keeps meowing to be let outside
>open door
>finnish winter hits it in the face
>cat immediately recoils and then glares at me as if it's expecting me to turn the winter off

then, I shall take control of the dream directly. I thank you brotheres, forever, for I am not awaken nor sleeping

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>You aren't locked in the room with the boss; the boss is locked in with YOU!

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After you succeed, please, let us have dreams of our own.

Where do you get the idea that the cat sitting on the branch would somehow affect where the current goes. Also there doesn't have to be current going through the cat, only voltage which then creates current when resistance is met.

The reason why the cat most likely didn't get fried is because the cat's body conducts electricity so badly and it was in touch with wires so briefly that it didn't just get shocked by a huge concurrect voltage that would create current inside the body and fry it.

>Getting closer to the boss lowers your INT

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>if you're patient, you can OHKO the boss

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>Don't mind me, just pirating this head

>Absolutely destroy boss
>Cutscene they get back up and beat you

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So this looks like a park, I assume it's illegal to fish there, but given that it's a dog how would the law handle this?

>allies can request air evac

C'mon the fish was just curious he didn't deserve that

that's a fish farm innit, what the hell is a dog allowed to do that, and those fish seem tamed, did someone just wander into that place and let their dog loose?

They'd send him to the doghouse.

>GUYS ITS TRYING TO SAVE THE FEESH DAAWWWWW
Imagine being gullible retard.

OH LAWD HE COMING

Everytime I see this I feel bad

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She spat it out shortly after and the fish managed to get away

cat boo dog yeh

That's a highly inaccurate depiction of where the heart is.

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You forgot.
>Cat touches the line and gets electrocuted

Actually they were nibbling up some bread crumbs

She is offended by your subpar taste in girls.

You must be fun at parties.

>repeating something he saw someone else say about that webm
>hasn't done any fact checking on it, just mindlessly regurgitates it as truth and fact
>acting smug about it
>calling others retarded

I learned this from Avatar btw

At least yours doesn't open doors by himself.
It's fucking annoying when it's winter and you want doors closed, but that little fucker walks up to the door and opens it every time you close it and sit down.

He looks like he should be offering her Royco Cup a Soup

The owner would probably be tried for illegal fishing or disturbing the animals.

He's just gotta overdo everything RIGHT BABE?

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It's a Russian cat

мяy

Ah yes, because we all know dogs usually bury food... with their nose. Very dog like.

I'm curious on how would an underfed stray or any normal cat battle this cat. would the stray or normie cat totally gets destroyed?

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>height slider: yes.

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>enemies have high stealth stats

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she's got the proportions of an F/SN character

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Doubtful. The quicker cat wins, and this chunky boy is probably slowed by all these muscles.

>my heart
>my dick

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>game about breaking out of prison with npc´s is made by ea and fun

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Imaging sending your dick to the long-long trip haha:D

>game is secretly racist

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so basically, AGI > STR?

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Thot patrol'd

>NPC you helped in a random side quest assists you in a boss fight

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>kill boss, crazy fight
>boss drops, nothing happens, no music or anything
>walk up to body
>surprise death rattle QTE, no other enemy in the game has ever done this, instant death

name the game

>Boss is just a bigger stronger version of you.

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>r/ihavesex

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What the fuck man

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This sounds very specific..

Jokes on you I don't go to parties

>kill all the boss's minions first
>he brings them right back at little to no cost

The tree hits the powerline causing it to short, activating the safety mecanism to cut down energy through those cables, the cat probably just got struck by static.

>russia
>safety mechanism

>Kill boss and don't bother with minions because they do shit damage that i can tank
>Boss was actually a minion and keeps resurrecting everything

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Dropping an El Gigante in the molten metal in the castle mines in RE4 will run the risk of this if you walk too close to the trap door after the fight.

That's a Maine coon, wait until it's older. They're gorgeous

delete this...

for current to go through the cat in any significant amount it would need to A. Find it easier to go through one cat paw, through the cats body, to the other cat paw, if it was touching the same wire with two paws. Or B, run from the cats paw, through the cat, through the tree, down into the ground. I think it was B, and that there was enough resistance between the cat and tree to minimize the current so it didn't fry the cat. Also theres the chance that they were just 120v or 240v lines and not medium voltage.

sauce me

damn, that cat probably spent the next 10 minutes licking his fur

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my cat could open doors, open hte door to the outside, and would meow at the door of the bedroom at 4 oclock in the morning for food. He was a real terror and you couldnt lock him up anywhere if you were busy with food and had to laeve for a minute

was ninja gaiden dragon sword

My grandpa told me way back in the day the blacks were segregated in the military and they used to call them "The Teeth and Eye Brigade". Top fucking kek.

LMAO 2 APE

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>Enemies can pick loot

"Their" it's clearly a girl.. are you lost to transgender propaganda, or just blind?

swim on ratto

>kill no one
>still see dead people

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based mammals dabbing on water dwellers once again

>Compliment final boss's jacket
>Completely derails his final speech and turns into a passionate conversation about fashion while your party members and the last surviving lackey of the villain both look on in varying mixtures of confusion and disgust.

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Sounds like you're the one lost to transgender propaganda. People have been using "their" to refer to others long before any of that faggotry started.

first girl is like "whatever"

>wasting your resources not knowing the boss has a second phase

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what happened to her neck at the end?

>enemy gives you fair warning for each of its attacks

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Fighting the fucking ape in Sekiro blind was amazing. I even wasted one of those golden herb things on his first phase, thinking that I would finally kill him. Fucking superb experience getting my dumb anus absolutely pummeled. So many excellent moments in that game.

other cats probably dont want to fight it due to sheer size, intimidation > STR/AGI

holy shit thank you for this. truly entertaining.

Damn. Wtf was that?

>Guild member steals the loot drop

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I think that's a fucking gecko

this is

>kill boss
>he begins multiplying

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KNOTTED

>rescue a kitten hiding in the engine of my car
>rescue kitten in the highway
>now both follow me everywhere without a leash

I'm gonna be the crazy cat lady arent I?

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Depends on if you're actually a lady user

/fit/ told me toxyplasmosis or whatever gave you mad gains. So go for it

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>Enemies can clip attacks through the walls

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Either change your mind about that sex change surgery or stop collecting random stray cats.

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train them to kill
become the beastmaster

why the fuck would you put the dog there in the first place.

God, I love tall women. All she needs to do is squats to build more thighs and ass and she'd be perfect.

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Shoulda worn a helmet

wait a sec was that hornet trying to fuk a cockroach?

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I thought so too but is it really necessary to rip out its limbs

Why would you use "they" when it's clearly a lil girl then?

Nice dude, thats actually a rare grips reference, a real deep cut.

Personal preference

it is when the roach is using them to keep the hornet away from the booty

Why is he sticking his arm out?

>"I-its okay bro, I like this cheap brand anyway."

That is the little creatures war dance, she made a very powerful enemy.

>Bayonetta 1 tutorial on IW
>Replaced with Gracious and Glorious
>Must get 3 torture attacks off
>No witch time bs to help.

Say no more, Mr. Tranny.

>Boss attacks your weakest party member first

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what a fucking turbo chad

They're both grammatically correct have been since before your grandparents were born. The problem arises when someone assigns that word to themselves and forces everyone else to go along with it. You're getting two different contexts of this word misconstrued.

>muffled 'Ayy Lmao' in the distance

cats are bros

>enemies can taunt

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It's a shame that the dog that attacked the kid had to be put down.

It's a sign of traumatic brain injury. If you see someone with extended and stiff arms after a fall, it's a sign of cerebral damage - very bad.

It's the "fencing response". Best case he has a concussion, worst case he is definitely going to suffer brain damage.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fencing_response

Why would you not have an animal like that destroyed?

That might be the case, english is not my first language. Although I can't recall anone using "they" apart from plural and militant trannies newspeak in singular.

They can be rehabilitated, and it's not like it killed the kid, it only bit him.

Only bit and went to try to maul the leg off. that dog is a nigger.

It is a shame, but there are so many dogs out there without a home already that I'm not even sure what to think

>They can be rehabilitated
Can they? I don't know how violent dogs work desu

>it's not like it killed the kid, it only bit him.
Well who knows how far the dog would have gone, but it's not like there are dog crimes.

Singular they/their are just one of the many things that have been given a bad rep by those fags. it may not be used as commonly as just saying he/she but it's still relatively normal term
public.oed.com/blog/a-brief-history-of-singular-they/

>that dog is a n-word
You just broke global rule 3, no racism outside Yea Forums

Reported, can everyone else help me report him? Thanks

That guy died, I read it somewhere. Died because the dog wanted to play with him.

Even if the dog mauled a leg off, prosthetic tools have come far enough to ensure a normal life for those missing limbs.

Extinguishing the life of a dog for such a minor reason is insane. It looked young and still had a long life to live, it just needed rehabilitation and the right home.

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Scarmiglione/Milon was my first and remains my favorite.
>bosses need to be killed at the same time, or they revive eachother

Found the Pitmommy

>such a minor reason
Randomly attacking a human child is not minor at all.

Global Rule 7
>Submitting false or misclassified reports, or otherwise abusing the reporting system may result in a ban. Replying to a thread stating that you've reported or "saged" it, or another post, is also not allowed.

good job rulefag

Once the dog had the Kid on the ground, had there been no intervention, the next thing its teeth would be clamping down on would be the screaming prey's face and throat.

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He's not dead. Dude's name is Jared Lee and hes a relatively well known skateboarder in North Carolina. He got off with a concussion.

Also, he recently started a summer camp to help others learn skateboarding and how to do it safely. He also now wears a helmet.
themountaineer.com/news/skateboard-pro-is-passing-it-on/article_6e1bba3a-7107-11e9-8e57-4b39c457f78e.html

Animals are such treasures. I'm so glad I became a vet tech, taking care of them is so rewarding.

I know you're baiting but can you make it less obvious? Thanks.

You can't rehabilitate an aggressive animal, retard.
They don't think like we do. They can't realize that it's illegal to assault people.
If it's ingrained into their behavior, you can't erase it. The dog will always be a threat, no matter how much love you give it. Individuals that have aggressed WILL aggress again. Their death is necessary for the sake of public safety.

If you remove all it's teeth and bottle feed it for the rest of it's life I think things would be fine.

Adorable

I relate with this cat on a spiritual level. The cat is me and the dogs are all the annoying people I work with.

I think that's the specific Hornet that lobotomizes a roach with it's venom to put it's egg inside the roach.
They specifically hunt roaches to reproduce and leave them alive so the larvae can eat them from the inside while the roach is lobotomized to not move and has no legs, usually stuffed into a nest to assure it can't do shit as it slowly dies.

Shit am I glad to hear that. Dude really weren't looking good in that webm.
Thanks for the heads up, user.

Are you okay? Are you being raped daily at work?

You’re into some fucked uphentai aren’t uou?

>rises from the dead
>kills boss

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I feel like I’ve read this doujin somewhere

Well, they don't fuck the roach. The fucked with another hornet previously before the encounter.
The roach just gets herself ripped out of it's limbs, lobotomized and an egg in her insides to ready for the inevitable death as it's still alive.

Haha just be crippled for life.

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>I'm gonna be the crazy cat lady arent I?

yep

i want to fuck haruhi in every single hole

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Bullet hole?

I think hornets as a rule are social and don't do that sort of thing.

youtube.com/watch?v=-ySwuQhruBo

wasp=/=hornet

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Hornets are just bigger wasps that love stinging harder.
Same thing.

ironic considering what her voice actor is infamous for

>girl enters the server

why is wishing to fuck a slut in every single hole ironic?

She literally came in her panties right there

I fucking hate inbred retard dogs

>you and the boss kill each other at the same time
>have to restart the fight

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it's just a concussion you retard armchair doctor

>If we kill him, we'll be just like him

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It literally looks like the CGI abominations from the new Cats movie lmao

>TETSUO!

kek

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Just have people all up in my face annoying the shit out of me all day

Lmao mine does this kinda shit too. Cats are so dumb

How do you tell them apart

personality

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>party watches you bang party member

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>boss has 99 extra lives

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Optional boss will only fight you if you wake it up.

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>boss rises from shadows

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>ally comes from a hole in the ground

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Alrighty then. Same symptom can be observed in case of severe brain trauma though. Never knew this can occur for a simple concussion. I learn something new every day.

>that look of defeat at the end
fuck

>One Winged Angel begins to play

>ally mimics your behavior

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>party member reveals his true form

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>if we be just like him we kill him

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>party member doesn't approve meter goes negative and they betray you

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WWII really did a number on Russia...

Boss has poor pathfinding.

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>enemy kills himself with the environment

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>how does law enforcement handle
>dog
shoot it.

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r8 my party member.

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I was horrified and then the trash fell on him and I lost it... fucking hell...

Cunt

that's true, was mean to cats when I was less than 12

>losing game
>hit lag switch

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Cute/10

Rate mine

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2 thumbs up

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>party member has low agility

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I'm a zoo vet tech so I have lots of neato party members.

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kek

what the fuck user

i think your cat has cancer

>they see me rollan, they haitan

he loks like hes dumb

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Looks like it's the victim of a Skyrim physics bug.

>Arrow to the knee XD

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Fake boss phase

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WISE FWOM YOU GWAVE

I saw a similar thread a couple of months ago in /mlp/
those niggers really should eat more fiber jesus christ

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>game has 3D section

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