Which Bloodborne weapon would be the most impractical in real life?

Which Bloodborne weapon would be the most impractical in real life?

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all of them

No one would ever be able to use the kirkhammer the way the hunter does

amygdalan arm

Bloodletter
>mind if I; eviscerate myself for triple damage?

Bloodletter. Good luck killing anyone after you've impaled yourself.

You're all retarded and straight up wrong.

The Bloodletter; because it's most powerful form requires you to jam it all the way through your stomach and through your spine to even use it to it's full potential.

the ones that deal damage to yourself when using
chikage
bloodletter

You could still use it as a normal mace. The Kos Parasite is the only weapon that’d be 100% worthless unless you can transform yourself into a broccoli man.

Literally all of them.

Kos parasite. It would be like
>cower in fear of my squid lmao

Obviously Stake Driver
>charges up R2
>Amputates arm

Boom hammer would break its internal mechanism with the first swing and would probably be very dangerous to use at all.

Reiterpallasch and Rakuyo - cause it's just some normal blades. Also Riflespear

Riflespear is literally just a musket with a big bayonet. It'll be fine

>impractical
oh fug, i thought it was about actually practical weapons

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Why are guns so trash in this game, it's like DS3 where no one uses the bows and crossbows

Even if you can't go full broccoli, it still gives your fist incredible eldritch power

>he doesn't know about the 50 bacon lettuce tomato bone ash repeating pistol

Guns are for parrying. Bows are only used for ganking somebody or something

Because they are supposed to be used for parrying unless you go deep into Bloodtinge, the same way bows are only good as a main combat option if you specifically build for them. And in both games, bosses are constantly up your ass, which is not conductive to sitting across the room and shooting at the enemy like a fag.