I'm gonna say it. I'm gonna say the w word

I'm gonna say it. I'm gonna say the w word.

Death Stranding is just a w-

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willy?

Wack off simulator

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has there been a stream featuring the whole WW2 and Vietnam scenes yet?
that seems to be the one part that is not explained yet.
i assume it will be somewhat of a "amurica fuck yea" flashback fest, going back to the civil war, WW2, Vietnam, maybe afghanistan.
And Mads will be the boss in every one of them

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>can't even look at character's crotch
Insecure

>has there been a stream featuring the whole WW2 and Vietnam scenes yet?
No. It' has only popped up in a few montage trailers.

No, but what we do know is that you go to that realm whenever you die to a monster. Normal death goes to the ocean realm to find your shit in first person. Monster death also puts a permanent crater where you died.

>this piece of trash will sell millions just because of kojimbo
>millions of drones will praise the game just because of kojimbo

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I wonder if critics will actually call it out for what it is: a walking simulator

Nice one, user.

It looks like Kojima's goal when making Death Stranding was to outdo EYE in the "I don't have a fucking clue what's going on" department.

Like a basic bitch lore like EYE cybermancy was ever complex

-estern pience of shit

wigger or as i like to say white nigger

-olbachia.

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-ell recieved video game!

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Dudes i couldn't catch the whole gameplay stream but it is shaping up to be amazing. All the stuff i saw, fuck me, you can put on sunglasses, eat bugs, point at things in the room, you can even change the hat and the sunglasses once you already have them on. And even after that, when you go out you can fucking piss on mushrooms? This shit is so tightly packed with gameplay, and people keep whining that its going to be a walking simulator. And yea, i did not even mention that you can listen to music in game.

Weird weird game my dude. Can't wait to play it this blockbuster season! :)

guess the % of people that will finish the game.

Despite being 13% of the playerbase

>he thinks critics don't like walking sims more that games with real gameplay
cute

You weren't supposed to post that

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>IM GONNA
>IM GONNA