Coworkers start talking about video games

It's okay if it's a cute girl with cute feet doing it.

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>coworker has a fucking toolbox drawer full of fingernail (and toenail) clippings
>they're a higher-up so you're too scared to say anything about it

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>coworker only plays madden and cod

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>No I don't really play video games.
at least you're telling the truth

>they talk about whatever FOTM shooter or normalfag game they're playing
>just talk minimally and ask if they like the games while slowly introducing them to other games
It was nice when monhun and DMC5 broke mainstream, but I've moved since those came out

>coworker starts talking about which vidya girl he recently jacked off too
>mfw I also jacked off to her recently too

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>none of your coworkers are around your age or plays videogames

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>that one coworker who always tries to tell you about the latest call of duty game despite you telling him several times you were never into CoD and preferred Halo or Battlefield
FUCK OFF IM TRYING TO WATCH SHIT ON MY PHONE IN PEACE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>co-workers are turbo normies who you have nothing in common with

ask them if they want to live a quiet life, your opinion of them will be settled quickly if they say yes

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>coworkers start talking about video games
>they talk about HoMM III
sometimes being a slavshit is ok

>coworkers start talking

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How so? I'm normal enough and I want a quiet life too.

>go to boarding school
>paint warhammer with a buddy in his room
>his roommate comes in and looks at us
>screams NERDS at the top of his lungs
> take out his laptop and starts up HOMM3

that was a jojo reference because of the nail clippings kept in a drawer ya dingalingus

>coworkers
I don't knoe this feeling haha

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I don't get this
now's your chance to be an internet jackass irl
"DONKEY KONG ARCADE IS BETTER THAN DEVIL MAY CRY 5!"
"WHY DONT YOU PLAY GOOD GAMES?"

except they're thinking the exact same thing about you and other coworkers

>Hey have you ever played Minecraft?
>My kid plays it, maybe you should play together sometime, we can arrange it.

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Anime is gay

Lel speedwagon is mai waifu too!

>Girl from college calls you while she is peeing and you can hear her pee
Bit weird desu

I work with all normie HR women from mid 30s to late 40s who probably never even looked at a video game in their life

I would fucking kill for some classmates that share some interests rather than listen to the same retards go on about their tumblr nonsense every day
Is it different with coworkers?

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>they only play Cod/normie shit

Almost thought I was going to have to make friends there.

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>make friend at work
>she only plays latest Nintendo games
>brought her the glory of PC gaming

>Coworkers start sneeding

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Name seventeen occupations where this happened

>Coworker talks about gacha shit so I ignore him
>Same coworker talks about FFXIV, he became instantly based

Not gonna lie, I didn't expect he could recover from that bad first impression

>talk about shit game i dislike
>talk about shit game i like
state of you

>desk
Found the white collar yuppie

>Calling FFXIV a shit game

What happened to Yea Forums? Is this the power of underage posters?

>coworker starts to clip through the floor

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>coworker disregards physics in general

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I work at a tech company, so everybody pretty much plays video games. It's kind of nice.

>co-workers start talking about video games
>suddenly get a panic attack, start sweating
>violently back off from lunch-area chair in a sheer cringe-stupor, knocking it over
>desperately try to loosen tie, unable to utter any words. Eyebrow raised unnaturally
>co-workers stare at you in utter perplexity, suddenly realising they have never seen you before
>red in the face, you're pinned down by security while screaming incoherently
>It then becomes evident you never worked there and snuck into some office for the cheap lunchtime buffet
>In retrospect, this was the best moment of your adult life.

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Dumb gay cat

>isometric exercise

Im not sure I'll even be able to talk to coworkers today since General Motors went on strike.

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>coworker sneedposts

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>Be only man working in HR
>female HR co-workers talk about hot guys at work in different departments who they want to bang

>female co-worker starts talking how she got fucked by three guys last night

>coworker starts fingering herself at her desk
>i ask if she needs a hand
>reports me to hr and i get fired
>everybody clapped

>boss does a presentation
>his desktop briefly on screen
>Elite Dangerous wallpaper
>mention it to him later and we spend 20 minutes talking about Elite, X3, how Star Citizen is never coming out

I've never heard them talk about that kind of thing. Its funny I'm pretty sure all of them are married and they all still talk about men in other departments who they want to fuck. Before I worked here I never realised women were similar to men in that they talk about who they want to fuck openly when there are no men around (they seem to see me as "one of the girls".)

>talking with coworker
>"see that girl? She fucked like 3 or 4 guys in our last job haha"

>Have coworkers tgst are into a variety of games
>But my power level is far beyond any of theirs so conversation is surface level
Feels bad man.

It will be okay Braxton, just enjoy the vacation.

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ok tranny, calm down.

>coworkers make a shit job bearable

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>Coworkers only play Blizzard shit
>Those guys with cushy jobs away from supervisors play switch at work, but only weeb games and zelda

Been doing modding since the original xbox era I wish I had irl person to talk with about making stuff and hacky experiments

Is it really his fault if he owns a ps4 he's never had the chance to emulate or play older games on it

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>work at dominoes
>everyone talks about fucking fortnite
>cash up at the end of the day and the line manager is rolling a joint on the office desk

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>co worker asks if I play some normie shooters
>for once don't act defensive about fucking vidya of all things and mention all of my favourite city builders
>turns out he loves city builders too
>good friends ever since
Sometimes it works out. He did have a more down to earth attitude so there's that, I never mention my power level to anyone who turns being a "nerd" into a personality trait since they're always normie garbage

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just be honest without being autistic about it
it's not fucking hard

it's so hard to talk about vidya without revealing my power level even though I can do it with anime and mango

Absolutely based.

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>too young to hang with the parent crowd
>too old to hang with the fortnite/overwatch crowd

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t. scab

>coworkers start talking about circumcision
>It's a majority female office
>They start going around asking every dude if he's cut or not

>use logo of a game as my desktop wallpaper
>no one has recognized it
Feels good

>female co-workers laugh about small dicks

>Female co-workers start riding your dick one by one

>coworker starts biting nails
>excess nail gone starts eating excess skin
>excess skin gone
>bites through his skin
>finger bloody
>wipes finger with designated roll of toilet paper
>puts paper on edge of desk
>repeat all day

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>coworker talks about how much he loves skyrim and shit
>get him to try MHW
>he's super into it
>he's a shitter that uses CB and gets his ass handed to him by kulu ya ku
Better than nothing i guess

...

based and nothingpilled

>Be the guy who actually knows his co-workers enough to get them into video games they wouldn't check out otherwise
Got a young casual with an aerospace fascination into Ace Combat. That was pretty cool.

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>coworker tries to talk to me

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FPBP.

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hAHAH get it because its from jojo

>they only talk about LoL and FIFA

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It's been the opposite for me, I found more people who played games in job unrelated to computers.

I worked on IT first, my only coworker sold pirated CDs in >2012 but never played them.

Then I went into short-term warehouse work, everybody played almost everything. I managed to introduce them to obscure shit like Vanguard Princess, even.

Later I got a codemonkey job for a small startup, out of the 4 guys there, everybody fervently denied they played any vidya.

How do I get my coworkers into Ace?

>Coworker is a quiet guy that hasn't developed even minimal social skills despite being past college age
>Coworker still wants to hang around and just wallflower
>Said coworker probably only feels empowered in online communities

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Depends on what they're into. This guy played casual military shooters like Battlefield and COD, big into Fallout, too, so Ace Combat wasn't too big a leap for them. Think about any games that have planes or even just war themes. I could see a GTA5 player getting into Ace Combat with little convincing due to the usage of planes in that game, for instance.
I even let him borrow my AC7 copy since, in the case he never gave it back, I would've happily bought another.

I meant the other Ace in your post

>99% of my coworkers are blue-collar boomers who've probably never played a video game in their life
>never have to suffer cringeworthy conversations about vidya with them
Feels good man

Do they make you wear a skirt?

>That one coworker who has played the same games and knows what your talking about

>have no coworkers
>have no job

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Oh. That's a lot harder.
Honestly, if you present wrestling as entertainment instead of sport, you'll get a much easier result. My wife refers to it as "theater with chair shots", and that's a really good way to get it across.
My non wrestling friends also just like New Japan more from what I've shown. I don't really get it, but even a guy who was big into MMA and was like "that shit's all fake" enjoyed Omega/Tanahashi.

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>coworker starts cooming

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>Coworker has obscure hobby literally nobody else cares about.
>Do a favour and humour him so he go off on it because he clearly enjoys it.
>I really dont understand or care, but hey he's happy and I'll listen.
>"So what are you into user?"
>Oh I like X and Y, you know i-
>"Huh well, see you soon"
Fuck you nigger at least pretend to care for five minutes and get a glazed look so I know to shut up don't just walk out.

It's so hard. Wrestling is really either a "you either just get it or you don't" kind of thing. Just wish I could meet someone else irl who is into it.

updoot

>break room has tv
>decide to hookup HDMI
>boot up fightcade
>majority of coworkers are latino
>KoF 96 noises
>break room fills up as though I had knocked over an anthill
>HEY MANG YOU HAVE KING OF FIGHTERS?
>WHAT ELSE YOU GOT MANG
>dozens of eyes basically explode as I show the gamelist

And now we play fightan tournaments in the break room on weekends, and the guys bring their own fightsticks. This week is HttF, last week was MvC. It's a good feel.

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Thank god everybody hates each other at my office.
15 people eating at the conference room and nobody talking is usual

>coworkers start speaking about their sex lives

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Based "Dekino"

Don’t be stupid user, this is their excuse to see your dick so they can “check”

>talking to co workers
Why? They aren't your fridnds, and merely a distraction.

>hey man do you play games?
>yeah i do
>do you play league. me and the boys play that together?
>like league of legends? nah its not really my thing
>what about rocket league?
>nah never got into it
>well what do you play?
>i've been playing a lot of Monster Hunter
>aw yeah i saw an ad for that it looked pretty shit to be honest
>well, i like it a lot
>cool man *goes back to work*
first and last time anyone asked me about games at work. was neither horrible, not really awkward, just pointless small talk. I dunno why you all make these interactions out to be some horrific experience. i even mentioned i played a japanese game and nothing bad happened.

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If the job itself by and large doesn't require social skills, is this acceptably based behaviour from the co worker?

>Nothing bad happened after they called my taste shit

They are laughing at you behind your back user, I'm sorry.

What kind of job doesn't sequire social skills?

you mean it's not a horrible realization the fact that most of the people around your age have a taste so shit in vidya that it cannot be described with words?

>i've been playing a lot of Monster Hunter
>aw yeah i saw an ad for that it looked pretty shit to be honest
>well, i like it a lot
Weak comeback user.

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data entry jobs, or late shift security guard.

Doubtful. If someones first reaction is to call something they are ignorant about shit, they are trying to mentally cope with being ignorant and not looking like a fool.

I saw my boss playing sniper elite 2 once.
he wasted half a day talking about the slow motion camera and how he was always trying to shoot the testicles of some nazis.

>Now's my time to shine!
>But please, don't sperg out
>Oh no

nah, its not that deep, just small talk and throwaway comments. i've had a chat with the same dude about movies and we both love John Carpenter's The Thing. neither means we're now enemies nor best friends. just chit chat. its not all a pissing contest like it is here on Yea Forums.

You really didn't if you didn't know you can only get 00 doubles on Yea Forums, the counter skips all others.

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This sounds so much like me
It hurts, user :(

He’s right. Every Donkey Kong game is mediocre at best.

t. filtered by 75m

All anime is gay except for jojo

You should have told him to fuck off and reported him to management.

Dont fucking lie. I live in Texas and I’m half Mexican. Literally fucking nobody knows about KoF outside of Mexico. The few Mexicans that do play fighters play shit like smash or marvel only. The normie Mexicans play fifa and that one boxing game series.

>revealing your powerlevel at work
>talking to your coworkers at all
mightaswell tell them you shitpost on Yea Forums all day and love cunny

>love c*nny

That would be suicide considering I’m an elementary school teacher. I seriously hope nobody here actually wants 3d cun.

>boomer coworker starts talking about vidya
>fuck
>mentions SotN
>we’ve both beat it like 10 times
>we’re both hooked on blasphemous currently
>share secrets we’ve discovered
I guess I made a friend

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>OH MY GOD IM SO LONELY I WANT TO TALK ABOUT VIDYA SO BADLY!!
>FUCKING COWORKERS AND THEIR SHIT TASTE UGGHH....
pic one and ONLY one, incel

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this, but unironically

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fuck coworkers

No one hires incels, user.

I would if they'd let me.

>Kaname is just a happy gay boy now
>You will never get a gf

I wish I wasn't a virgin

just tell them your a pedo that wont act on his urges, then sue for discrimination if they fire you

based

Been considering getting a job in HR, what sort of path did you take/ howd you end up there? Also, how do you find working in HR?

That's me sneaking ~into~ a building when I hear people talking about video games

3d kids are disgusting though.

Nagato is my wife.

>coworkers discuss relationships, breaking up, dates, fucking around casually while your virgin ass just sits there

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>this
>they're also all women in their 30s and you're a 22 years old virgin fresh out of college

>coworkers discuss going to stipclubs
>talk to me as if I've never been to one (I haven't, I guess it's just obvious in my appearance)

I even have a gf.

fucking leave

>Coworkers discussing sports
>Another coworker comes up
>"Hey guys, did you check out that sportsball game last night? I can;t believe that guy scored that point"
>everyones face when

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NEET here, what is work actually like?
>inb4 salty milk and coins

Why would you enter a room through a window just to discuss videogames?

>coworker asks me what games i play
>mention some games
>"never heard of them i usually play fifa [insert current year] and i played that mario game once"
>"oh and do you use reddit and facebook"

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Jojo is the fucking gayest overhyped stupid shit this planet has ever freaked over fuck dumbass Jojo and his fucking retarded show.

>Co-workers start reminiscing over their uni days
>I dropped out

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You're not really missing out.

>let slip 1/10th of my powerlevel
>start getting harassed incessantly until I quit for a new job
god I fucking HATE normies and I'm not even joking, this literally happened

>Videogames start talking about co-workers

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Why would you be harassed? I'd expect people to avoid you if anything.

>complains about coworker normalfags
>uses the word "normie"
way to show that you are indeed a normalfag

>I start talking about video games

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Hell on earth.
Don't believe wagies, if you can afford NEETdom it's always the better life unless you're a boring person yourself.

>32 year old coworker that still lives with his mother brings a Switch in to work and starts playing pokemon at his desk on break
>Female coworker asks him to help pick out a pokemon toy for her 4 year old son.

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>Why would you be harassed?
because normies are fucking cunts
I wasn't thinking and told them I played dota and then all I heard for the next couple months was "did you play with your dildo last night? XDDD"
inb4 "you deserve to get harassed for playing assfaggots"

>Co-worker starts talking about gacha game
>Bitches about not getting what he wants after throwing money at game
>Talks about new gacha a week later
>Rinse and repeat
>Occasional complaints of being poor despite him making double my pay.

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tell him to fuck off

>dude stop using the word we made up 4 years ago and instead use the word we made up 7 years ago
shut up faggot, been here for over a decade

sure you have newfag
>normalfag is only 7 years old
LITERALLY just proved that you're a newfag

>coworker says based and cringe instead of good and bad

Not a lie. A lot of the guys here are from Mexico City proper. Pic related, it's a picture from the last HttF tournament.

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>hired to a restaurant
>the chief waiter juggles me between positions for the first weeks
>eventually figures out I'm not really made to interact with people so I'm put doing chores in the kitchen and other off limits areas and not interacting with customers
>I actually enjoy it and he tells me I'm one of the best people hired for this job
I don't know if I should be happy that I found something I'm good for and people are happy with me while I'm getting paid, or sad because one of the reasons I started working on the first place was to practice social skills so I stop being a stuttering virgin loser but I ended up not really speaking to anyone all day anyway again.

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You don’t understand normalfags, do you? Only one small mention that you do/like something they don’t know themselves, and they will instantly label you as a creep and do everything in their power to harass you and make your life shit. They live on that shit, kicking people who are already down.

That’s why you never reveal your power level and just memorize shit that normalfags like so that you can give an socially acceptable answer. Capeshit, Fortnite, CoD, shit like that.

hey man if you're working somewhere in general, you'll be practicing your social skills somewhat.

"No I don't really like video games."

>Coworkers starts talking about videogames
>OP runs away because he's a spermhead Yea Forums shitposter and everybody knows nobody on Yea Forums actually wants to or like to talk about videogames.

The PS4 has plenty of retro game compilations.

They label you as a creep, but they typically avoid people like that in my experience. A lot of the time they're only hostile when the person gets their attention.

the only people so concerned with dating themselves and others on this website are election tourists and people who came just before them and desperately want to be seen separately

Only correct answer. You’re a retard if you tell anything about yourself to normalfags. Lie, hide and do everything you can to keep them in dark.

As a long time neet it was nice at first but now i can't say i'm into it.
People are supposed to do this shit for most of their lives without stopping and if you don't you fall massively behind, shit's lame.

>I am old and aging, this makes me insecure and clingy to nostalgia
>He is young and vivacious, this makes me angry because I am old.
Fuck off old fuck. Go yell at clouds.

more like
>limiting yourself to something because of its age is both stupid and dumb

>coworker start talking about cunny
wat do, bros?

>coworkers start talking about Yea Forums

>First job at 16
>Work at FUCKING GAMESTOP
>It's chill though, were hundreds of miles away from corporate people and the manager is chill, so we don't harass customers and it's actually a very positive experience for me
>Later join the army as a linguist
>To succeed at in that field you have to be at least somewhat on the spectrum
>Sometimes the job is pretty gay but my coworkers are all like me and discuss seasonal anime and good Vidya
>Spend a few years in the desert getting my base pay, foreign language pay, hazard pay, not getting taxed, and generally just getting big checks
>But inna desert so can't spend it
>Put that with my signing bonus and I had a fat nest egg when I got out
>Bought income property
>Haven't had to work since
>Sometimes use the GI Bill to hang out at school for a semester just to have a reason to get out of the house
>Spend all my time playing vidya, building gunpla, and taking road trips
>Living the NEET life but without any stigma
Thanks for subscribing to my blog, don't forget to smash that like button.

Yeah, but did you ask him if he was snobbing old games or is it just that he lacks the opportunities?
Time to gift the fucker with a SNES and some games.

>Video game reminds you of work

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>co worker is a nintendie
>is a tranny

I'm not him, I'm just saying it's a silly mindset to disregard stuff because of age.

Yea Forums has upvotes now? EPIC!

But DOTA is still popular as fuck. Why would they harassed you for that?

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hey man you are not supposed to re-upload this, the creator said so.

>Uses newfag to reference the amount of time spent here
>Not to describe the wave of fags that came from newgrounds
Way to date yourself, faggot

they're normies dude, if they havnt heard of it then they think you're a weirdo for liking it
this was like 7 years ago before dota really took off too

had me in the first half, ngl

I don't get it, how is that connected

>friend flaunts his rare gacha loots and shilling hard to friends to play it
>claims he never spent a dime on it
Doubt

what dota and dildo?
because I said I played dota and he said "huh dota what's that?" and then proceeded to make fun of the name until he landed on dildo

>one coworker talks about his PS4
>"What do you play?"
>I say PC
>*laughs* yeah I used to play coolmathgames.com

He's 18 years old, too, what the fuck

>Late shift with coworker cashier
>Tells me about this porn comic that I never see get posted anywhere else outside Yea Forums and the usual hentai website
>Pretty much indirectly confirmed he goes on /aco/
>Have to pretend like I don't already know what porn comic he's referring too

Don't know why you'd tell a coworker that while on the job but sure

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I have an easy part time job while going to school so it's not bad so far.

>He doesn't play on coolmathgames

No dude I ain't buying it unless you worked in a place where everybody were over 50 or something like that. I still remember how everybody were playing that shit like 3 years ago and even then it makes no sense for making fun of you because that it was played by everyone during that time. What was your job?

>that coworker look at you smilling and laughing because he's listening to something funny on his phone
>he's waiting for you to ask him ''what's so funny''
Why are normalfags like that? I don't give a fuck about your shit

>tfw the two female coworkers who liked me and flirted with me were 17

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Newfag is NOT exclusive to faggots that came from newgrounds, maybe DONT repost shit by some KYM article so you dont embarass yourself nextime sweetie.

>YOUR A NEWFAG IF YOU EXPOSE OTHER NEWFAGS
sure kid, whatever makes your newfag ass sleep at night

you're not buying that normies havnt heard of dota?
he was probably 25-30ish I don't remember exactly, this was at an engineering firm we were both cad techs

what

what

how can two posts about such stupid people be right next to each other

>black dude walked up to me at work and started talking about Dragon Ball
>then proceeded to ask me if i read Dead Tube and a lot of other stuff by that author

Chaotic nigga

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>co-worker states that console wars are stupid.
>immediately starts talking about how the opposite console technology, service and userbase are shit and start explaining why his opinion is superior

I stopped talking about video games with him. Which sucks because it was fun while it lasted and he is the only person I talk with in this prison.

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>console wars are dumb
>meanwhile mac vs pc, iphone vs android, sportsball a vs sportsball b, blue tie vs red tie
humans are dumb

>coworker invites me to stripclub
What the fuck do i even say to that? I'd never go to one.

>mac vs pc
What the fuck is that? Who plays on mac?

>why yes I do play video games! What console do you own? Or do you play pc?

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Depends on the work, I had a job once delivering meals to the elderly and it was really chill for a part time job, but full time work elsewhere makes me want to kill myself

Are americans the next step in human evolution?

>coworkers start talking about video games
>still play games years after everyone moved on
>have a lifelong reference for my resume
>go to barbecues, weddings, and movies
Feels good not to be a sperg and actually make friends at work.

t. NPC

>make the mistake of engaging video game talk with a coworker once
>get bombarded every single day by annoying zoomer video game talk
>finally tell the guy i quit playing game he keeps trying to connect with me over, because it bored the tears out of me
>still keeps trying to talk to me about the same game
DUDE THERE'S A NEW PATCH xDDD

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Go somewhere and do stupid or mundane things with stupid and/or mundane people for 8-12 hours a day, up to 7 days a week but probably 5-6 days.

>hey user, got a girlfriend yet?

I get this all the fucking time. It was no the last time you asked and it's no now.

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You should watch the movie The Hunt if you haven't already.

>coworker talks about For Honor
>"okay that's cool"
>he talks to me about it the whole time
>he goes on break for half an hour
>comes back and continues talking about For Honor
>he talks to me about it the whole time
>I go for my break
>come back and he continues talking about For Honor
>repeat for the whole ten hour shift

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programmer or accountant

I experienced this shit with a girl who only ever played LoL in her life but liked to label herself as a nerd and a gamer. I was pretty attracted to her before she thought of bonding over video games because she liked assfaggots and I mentioned Shogun 2 and Master of Olympus one time

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just tell em to frig off

>unironically talking to other people at work
Why?

>be me
>worked as a dishwasher
>coworker comes up to me and shows me a picture
>some girl dressed as a DDLC character
>”guess who this is!”
>”idk man a famous cosplayer”
>“No it’s me!””
>this dude and like 3 other guys who worked in that kitchen were obsessed with ddlc and made their own DDLC costumes and went to a convention
They were cool guys but that made me pretty unhappy

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Studied Business and IT degree and it had mandatory internship as part of the degree so I went around to local businesses and give cv. Got 6 month internship in local business and they kept me on full time then after the internship ended. Its easy but boring and monotonous. Bad money but little stress.

>hating on people that find happyiness in things
wow dude so edgy...

>that was a jojo reference
Hahahaha yassss JOOOOOOOOOOOOJOOOOOOOOOOOO xD
absolutel heckin BASED WUBBA LUBBA DUB DOOOOOOOOO

i never found other people nail clipping disgusting.. why do people think so? is it the sound?

>mfw my chad manager asks that
He's a nice guy but holy fuck do I hate that shit

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>dude clips or bites his nails
>flings the entire pile at some faggot thats completely unaware

t. tranny

Fuck me, I feel this. My middle aged supervisor asks me all the time and tells me that I'm at the age where I should be 'slaying every day'

>posting nintendshit
>calling anyone else a tranny
seethe harder faggot, why dont you cry alone about some fags that cosplay

It's sad when your coworkers ask you what kind of games you play, and you only play single-player games, so you list all of those, and they don't know any of them because they only play multiplayer games like Fifa, NBA2K, or Fortnite. I'm in the middle of Playing Life is Strange, and I'm having an amazing experience with this story, but if I talked to anyone about it IRL they'd just ask "why are you playing a game by yourself about a bunch of high school girls?"

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>"playing" cunny is strange
>a LITERAL moviegame
¬_¬

God, just read a synopsis. I’m just doing it to live abroad.

>Im trying to be more sociable
>i decide that i will be using ``le funy jokes`` in future conversations
>speak whit coworker
>conversation turns around games
>i ask him if he plays aby games
>he say that he plays lol
>i answer him whit a straight face
>``league of legends, that prety cringe bro``
>never talks to me again

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Haha what if you made this thread but it was Yea Forums starts talking about video games. Haha. Because they never talk about video games!

Who posted nintendshit?

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All the people around my age play is Fifa and the boomers Pokémon GO.

He did you a favor. League players are the absolute worst. Especially the ones who are convinced they’re godlike players because they hit gold 5 one season but can’t get out of silver anymore. It’s baffling just how many guys I know like this.

Try to get to know people, user. Turbo normies still like movies, sports, and the occasional CoD/Civ/Zelda tier game.

You never know, you might actually bond with people.

Mexicans from mexico are pretty based, they're proud of their country and really conservative. It's not their fault they got shafted by nafta.

Retard

>spend all day telling people to kill themselves and sharing race genocide fantasies online
>can't ring someone up at your first service job (as an early-20s man) without stuttering or spilling spaghetti

if this is you then i want you to know you should feel very small and very pathetic and that absolutely no one will miss you when you die

>normie coworker only likes GTA and Red Dead
>recommend Witcher 3 since it’s the normies of RPG’s
>he now asks me for other recommendations

Things went better than expected.

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Look man normally I don’t care what makes people happy but just walking up to a guy you barely know while he’s working to show him your devotion to crossdressing as a character from a flavor of the month game is fucking weird.

>coworker starts talking about cocksucking

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If you accept it for what it is, Life is Strange has a surprisingly good and well-written story. Different people like different genres, and some genres are more interactive than others. You're not better or worse for liking what you like. If you ever get to a point in your life where you feel like trying a moviegame out, just on a whim, I recommend you give it a try. Also, that's a pretty cute emoji.

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>be a cringy faggot for the sake of trying to fit in with normalfags
Why would you do this? do you REALLY seek others apporval so badly?

>Life is Strange has a surprisingly good and well-written story

I'd agree with you on any media except videogames.
Videogames are the main form of media that ages like milk.

unironically alpha

Have you actually played it, or are you like everyone else on Yea Forums who talks shit about games they haven't actually played? If you have, I respect if you disagree with me. If you haven't, your opinion is worthless.

>first job, no one played video games
>second job, coworkers were ps4 fanboys who only played western fotm crap
>current job, no one plays video games
I feel a bit empty not being able to discuss my favorites but that's probably a blessing in disguise.

Your coworker simply hungers for human flesh.
Be a pal and treat him to some sometime.

For a video game? Absolutely.

Thank you for continuing to prove mythrafags are the worst part of of xenoblade posters

90's video games had better stories than these movie games. hollywood formula writing sucks. early video game writing was from the heart.

Boss literally asked me to join him and some other guys to play dota this weekend. I asked "How did you know ?" He just stood there and was shocked a little "Oh you don't play games ?"
>mfw even my damn boss thinks I play vidya even though he wasn't sure

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Music too. Normies look at you like you're a raving lunatic for listening to something that was popular a couple years ago. But once a song is around 30 years old it becomes acceptable again.

I'm surprised more people on Yea Forums don't do this

I've gotten about six co workers over the past decade into gaming, just recommending them normie shit and they have a great time, and five of the six eventually got into actual good games

Three of them turned into pretty real friends I keep in contact with, and the whole process was pretty fun. One of them even got into Tekken which surprised me

Unfortunately I did get one person into dota unintentionally, I felt like dr. frankenstien there

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Games is one thing, playing dota should be a different category though

League/dota players are a quarantine of sorts, of the worst aspects of all of gaming

>co-worker says kingdom hearts was always bad and controls horribly.
>Ask when he last played it
>"I never played it, I watched the dunkey video"
Stopped talking to him about games.

>Female coworker asks if I play games
Oh yeah I do why?
>”Do you play Fortnite? I love Fortnite

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Being a linguist seems pretty nice, what other languages do you know?

>a co worker talks to me about video games
>turns out they LITERALLY DON'T PLAY VIDEO GAMES AT ALL, but watch xqc jackseptikeye dunkey and pewdiepie

There is no greater cancer, I DARE Yea Forums to name a bigger form of cancer

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>just tell them your a pedo that wont act on his urges, then sue for discrimination if they fire you
Yes, I know, reddit.

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Statistically I know these people exist but I've never met one and have a hard time wrapping my brain around their existence.

"Well then what do you do when you're not at work,
do you have a girlfriend?"

>coworkers can open doors

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>life is reddit
>story comprises of shitty time mechanic that just resets at the end of the game anyway
>instead of using it like how everyone else would she gets manipulated by some blue haired tranny dyke
>teacher is a rapist

This the haha thread?

Since this is sort of a jobs thread, I applied for a Verizon store bout 20 minutes away from me. I didn't hear anything back so on Wednesday I went there just to ask if the position was filled. They said no. I handed them my resume, and had an interview on Friday. I again haven't heard anything yet. Did I fuck up?

Just say based/cringe like the rest of reddit.

are you being pedophobic?
ugghh... atleast reddit is based and loves cute and funny things unlike Yea Forums

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Pretty sure this is me

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I was just trying to say i a le funny ebin way that i dont like that kind of games, but i sounded like a faggot criticizing someone else taste realy hard

you have ZERO social skills, less than me and i havent talked to anyone IRL in years.
JUST be yourself, dont try to do shit to appeal to normalfags or some bitch you want to fuck

Please respond

Justin...

actual conversation I had at work

>Me: I mostly play Japanese games

>co-worker: oh, you mean like Sleeping Dogs?

he said "don't steal my videos"
gifs and pics are fair game

Talk about dicky

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>Coworkers start talking about video games
>They think playing a game for more than two hours a day is extreme
>Have to walk a tightrope in trying to be social and engage them in conversation while appearing normie and not 'too' into vidya.

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By going out of your way to inquire means you show more interest than many applicants so you're not in the wrong for chasing them up.

call the jannies

>literally cant make smalltalk with anyone

>programmer
During my codemonkey adventure I spent hours upon hours talking to the retarded clients who don't even know what they want, and my project manager, who was a extremely obnoxious.

During the final phases I started calling in to work from home, because that one extrovert faggot was unbearable for my sperge-ridden self.

my coworker told me she has a tight vagina and her bf lasts 3-5 minutes before coming and she doesn't enjoy sex unless you play with her clit

>coworker is a literal neckbeard who uses Reddit and plays assfaggots

>Coworkers have now identified me as the guy that secretly knows everything about anime and vidya in spite of me barely talking to them

Normies have some spooky sixth sense shit.

sounds pretty based

I can but it tends to get somewhat tiresome when you're an introverted person

It really doesn't, it's bad.

>My nephew likes that shooty game with the soldiers. I might try to play it the next time I'm at my brothers house.

What would you said in that situation?

This happened in grade school with me but with Pokemon. Never said a word about my interest nor did I wear shirts or any of that shit.

How does it happen?

>making smalltalk

its not exactly smalltalk if you have to be in the same room with another human being for 8 hours

>tfw you ask the new intern what kinds of video games he plays, since he listed that as his "hobby," and he responds by stuttering out "Doom wads and build engine games..."
I'd like to die.

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Sex talk is pretty common in my workplace too.

>Co-worker starts talking about Yea Forums

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>I don't have coworkers

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How the fuck are people so open about that sort of talk? Even anonymously I wouldn't talk about that stuff.

>Is playing Ace Attorney (Steam 2019 edition) on my computer
>In the middle of episode 4 (the case against Edgeworth and von Karma)
>Zoomer Co-worker walks by, guy barely out of college and he somehow landed a spot here
>"Hey user, what are you playing?"
>"It's just a game about lawyers"
>"Oh that's cool, what are you doing there then?"
>"I'm trying to save this guy's life, he's been unfairly charged with murder"
>"Oh ok..."
>Co-worker stays behind me watching as Larry enters as a witness
>"user, this seems really boring. Don't you play other games? Like Madden? "
>"No not really. I like slow paced games like this. I hate other games"
>Co-worker sighs and walks away

My boss does this and he farts at random

>hey do you play games user?
>yeah
>oh hey me too yeah Im a HUGE gamer, I play COD, battlefield, and destiny
>what games do you play user

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im 26 and ive never had a job lol

We have a gamer slack channel at work, but it's filled with gays that just want to talk about switch games. Everytime I try to talk about PC games or even ps4 games like DMC5 or MHW, I get told they are problematic, and get threaten to get reported to HR. I left that channel and never looked back.

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Just say you fuck around.

lol that would be a great conversation.
>What's your favorite board bruh?

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what is the best newfag repellent but also wont get you fired?

>The guys at Quantic Dream are fucking geniuses, man.

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>talking about the chans outside of the chans
way to kill the site faggot, RIP Yea Forums 2002-2009

What kinda games do they enjoy then? FIFA 2069?

I say /pol/ and /biz/.

They'd be able to tell I was lying, one look at me and you can tell I have almost no experience with women

>DUUUDe have you played War blunder and world of tonks super REaliSTIC

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>didn't have any money for vidya when I was in highschool
>spent most of my time getting books from the school's library and read books constantly
>5 years later meet some guy who went to the same school at a conference
>"ahah yeah bro I recognized you because you were looking at your phone a second ago and it reminded me of how you played games all the time in school"
>I never owned a portable console or phone during highschool
It's not like he confused me with anyone or anything because I have a distinct look and it was a tiny school, I'm pretty sure normies just build an image of others and stick to it or something, I was so confused by the interaction that I didn't even give him a proper response before he went back to serving his tables or whatever

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it was bound to happen sooner or later
stop pretending it could have been prevented in any way

>they talk about what their kids are playing

>"mostly d uhh d i y"

I mean, if you both use the site and no one else is around what's the deal? I wouldn't talk about it with literally anyone.

I recently identified a secret weeaboo in my workplace. Needless to say I'll keep the secret and we'll never speak of this and you should do the same if it happens to you.

I mean, you shouldn't be playing such shit games but they probably did it cause you're ugly as fuck or something. My boy plays dota and no one gives him shit

it can be prevented if faggots didnt spam it everywhere during raids and other shit

>/r_thedonald/ and /buy high sell low/
Yikes my dude

>Everyone your age are parents and won't stfu about their kids/wife/family bullshit.
>All the zoomers are fucking retarded immature chimps with shit taste.

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/biz/ is hilarious

start of the thread
>What Lamborghini's are we gonna buy bros!

>End of the thread
>NOOOOOOOOOOOO MY BUT COINS WHAT ROPE SHOULD I BUYY NOOOOO

Not him but you need two things to get a good job these days and they are:

1. dont be a native english speaker
2. be fluent in english

there you go, you just buttblasted all degreecucks in your area

>forced memes are funny
"no"

Getting along with zoomer interns makes me feel a little younger.

It's good for me...

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>Be weeb wagecuck
>coworker starts talking about Asian pop culture
>finally, someone to tal-
>proceeds to gush over how awesome BTS and how K-Pop is the greatest thing to happen to America for 2 hours straight

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>k-pop

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>FINALLY SOMEONE TO TALK ABOUT MUH CHINESE CARTOOONS XD
>oh no hes actually a korean fag
well when someone says they like ASIAN culture they dont always mean japan

japan is the only asian country that has any culture

>not Koreaboo
You had one job

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My boss is a massive 50 year old moe weeb.
Literally has a bookshelf in the office full of ~uguu sugoi mangas

I talk about vidya with my coworkers all the time, there's one guy who's played runescape since 04 and monster hunter since freedom 1, another who I talk about basically anything with like I do here, and another who's into sports shit like a normie (college town) but still plays cool shit like REmakes and old ps1/ps2 games on emulator that I send him links to

What is there to know about Korea besides comfort women and K-pop? (which is shit just like J-pop)

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Nice man, well done in getting your expense-free military money working for you instead of pissing it all away like 99% of other servicemen do.

It helps to be a huge piece of shit

military is paid for by taxes so it's still just welfare.

>Becoming HR
First you jump off a REALLY HIGH building.

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Good food you can literally drink yourself retarded with 10 euro/dollars.

that guy is clearly being facetious though

what bothers me is that OP and the guy asking about selling are different IDs

>i only play eu4 and soulsborne games haha

i know but normalfags dont know that, they think chinks have culture other than dying all the time

>loving gooks
japan is THE only asian country worth existing, they should totally wipe out the rest of asia, korea is only good for comfort women

My god you’re a loser

youtu.be/4ZVL7RGsbQk

>male coworkers either play games or are too old for that shit
>games they play are usually shit like fifa, league or wwe
>worked a few months with a guy that played games like original deus ex or vampire: the masquerade
>kinda miss somebody with a good taste

>all coworkers are at least 30 years older

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>calling anyone else a loser when you too browse Yea Forums for the daily dose of Yea Forums 2.0 shitposting

>be neet fuck
>finally get a job
>all your shirts are bought by mom and have video game references or pictures
>"oh hey it's the user that plays video games"

>Get paycheck
>Buy your own stuff and look respectable
WOW THAT WAS HARD

>Have a teenage K-Pop coworker
>Have a cashier coworker who thinks anime is not cartoons but will call me a weeb anyway

I swear to god

Anybody who’s reading this should know that 70% of the time this is not true, and for the people that make up the other 30%, they’re not worth your time.

I’ve mentioned plenty of autistic things I’m into and shit I do involving games to coworkers and girls, and I’ve never really worried about being judged because I try to be a likeable and cool guy. Chances are if people think you’re cool, they won’t judge you for being into “uncool” things. And again, if they do, that person isn’t worth worrying yourself over.

If you’re the creepy anime nerd and that’s how people see you, they’ll make fun of your anime fandom. If you’re user and you’re a cool guy, then you just so happen to be into anime, whatever.

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>coworkers forever call you a "gamer"
>whenever you look tired they say "did you stay up playing X all night? haha"

>be a tradesfaggot
>feels kinda lonely not having someone to bond over hobbies with but I'm the kind of guy who complains about people's shit taste anyways
>all coworkers are other tradesfaggots who can only ever talk about baby's first sport, cringy sex talk or their opinions on politics that are dead giveaways that they're fucking retards
At least said tradesfaggots don't build their entire image on the pop culture that they consume and have pretty interesting life stories so I can still respect them

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I've given up entirely on normalfags. Trying to be normal is a song and dance I don't care to learn. At this point, I just shut the fuck up, only talk when spoken to, and even then I only reply in short sentences. I know normalfags things that's weird and bad, but I don't care. As I said, I've given up on trying to be like them.

I think they've given up on me, too. Back when I was in school they would harass me, now they just either leave me alone if they're nice, and pretend I don't exist if they don't. Either way, it's a marked improvement, so I'm entirely content with it.
I just don't see why I should bother changing myself to hang around people I don't like. All I like in this world are my childhood pets and my parents. Why put any effort in for the rest?

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>If you’re the creepy anime nerd and that’s how people see you, they’ll make fun of your anime fandom.

This
If you get labelled this than chances are you're just giving off those vibes 24/7 and have done nothing substantial to just be another one of the employees or one of the guys
Try not going on autistic long winded rants about unrelated shit no one brought up and groom yourself

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>their opinions on politics
Why do people do this?

I don't believe you. Did you call him out on it?

>coworkers start talking about politics
>immediately melt into my chair and focus solely on looking busy
>"HEY user ISN'T ORANGE MAN BAD?"
>they just don't make presidents like they used to huh?
>"user GETS IT!"

Stop. Stop talking about politics.

Okay, I don't believe you either. This is ridiculous. Even at my lowest I wasn't this bad.

I'm studying linguistics right now, I'm curious what are the qualifications required to work as a linguist in that context? Got any info gems?

Why do people think its okay to make small talk?
like did i ask for you to bore me with your shit? why the fuck do people feel the need to talk anyway? this is work not fuck around talking shit to eachother

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>most of my job consisted of being out on my own
>come back to the center to wrap up and head home
>hear a coworker shout "LOCK HIM UP!"
I don't understand, what is it about the guy that gives everyone an aneurysm? I dont even really give a shit about him to begin with

>Coworkers start talking about anime
>wan piss
Son Im disappoint

Because it's a topic everyone is somewhat informed about on a surface level, people like to assume their peers share their beliefs so they bring the topic up as a form of bonding. Fortunately I'm not from the US so I don't have to put up with orange man related discussion both online and offline, it still irks me to hear people talk about shit they clearly aren't informed on.

>Walk in office
>Say hi to cat who always stands guard at the door
>Then this guy who is always over my desk but rarely says something
>Start programming this IOT device, climate control for server rooms LOTSA work so i'm always busy for the whole day
>Can drink and eat snacks all day
>Shift is over go home

Hella comfy no colleagues drama ever and im pretty much my own manager.

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>people talking shit about trump all the time at work
>we arent even in the US

Pochos ain't real mexicans.

>foreign relations are fine despite media coverage
>economy is doing about as well as we can hope it does in the current climate
>not embroiled in any more wars than usual
>even outrage regarding immigration is largely overblown and orange man hasn't deported any more immigrants than black man did
>he just says some silly shit from time to time and appears to be a buffoon
I don't get it either. He's really not that bad. Every negative thing about Trump is either overblown or an outright lie. He's not the greatest president, but I don't know. There haven't been any nuclear wars and I still have a well paying job.

how the fuck do i get a good job? i'm sick of shitty managers and standing endlessly

>yeah, I spent the weekends playing video games
>oh yeah me too. which one?
>overwatch.
>oh..

dumb user doesn't realize that work is just school for grownups
If you ever told someone "this is school, not fuck around talking shit to each other" your classmates would laugh at you for the rest of the year
Same thing at work, except they'll talk behind your back and do their best to oust you

my coworker won't stop talking to me about minecraft and factorio. factorio is fun but christ i don't need to hear about your excursion with biters where you died

the guy is like 50 and lives alone with his bitcoin mining rigs

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I dont keep up with news but shit seems to just be business as usual, at least where i live. Same shit different figurehead.

Because Hillary was suppose to win, that's what the endgame was suppose to be
But Trump ruined that by making an unexpected run for office. He was always a pop culture joke that no one took seriously so the media themselves didn't take him seriously and just insulted him the entire time, unknowingly giving him the coverage he'd need to gain attention and favor

But he won and that caused everyone to go full anti-orange man

Well they aren't wrong.

>user you like videogames right what videogame are you playing
>uh you probably don't know it
>Sure I will I love games
>Oh ok I'm playing dark souls
>... yeah I don't know it
I'll never in my life forget this exchange.

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Even if it's you mom buying you shit, you have no excuse to be the one choosing what shit she buys since you are at least 14, you mongoloid.
Jesus fuck, how the hell do you people even exist?

>Be turbo autists that plays DCS planes that take up a month just to learn the basic controls
>No one asks me about games ever again

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I pick the latter. Good taste is the cross I have to bear.

Sounds pretty much like Yea Forums

The unfortunate truth is that networking and nepotism is the easiest way to get a fast track into an easy high paying job. Now, you have to have some reasonable competency at whatever you do, but I've worked with people who were nonstop fuckups for a year straight who only avoided being fired because they were the boss's friend. My current position is the result of being friends with someone who secured the job for me when it opened up. I just dropped off my resume, had a single interview the next day, and was working that week despite the normal hiring process taking a lot longer than that.

Outside of that you need to find a job outside of retail or food and distinguish yourself among your peers. Find a job like chemical transporter or security guard and work your way up from there. Talk to your boss, ask them what they look for in people who they want to promote. This conversation will immediately let them know you're interested, willing to learn, and ready to advance. If you show any competency at all you'll be first on the list to get promoted. From there just be friendly, but not too friendly, with all your coworkers and the clients you work with. Eventually another opportunity will come and you can take that and move up.

The ultimate poison for advancement is settling and getting comfortable. I fell into that trap for 5 years at my last job. I was perfectly content with the ease of my job despite the fact that I was constantly working too long and getting paid like shit. Eventually my buddy offered me my current position after hearing me bitch for a year and I'm immediately happier. Working less hours, making more money, and dealing with less bullshit. Just don't miss too much work, don't be a door mat, and don't fuck up.

That's me. user, get back to work.

>Finish college
>Get stuck in trap of all jobs wanting experience
>Did the apply anyway meme, only reply was asking if I forgot to mention it
>Apply to job center
>Big focus on shit factory work because only option left
>Job center seemed very anal about lack of experience

FUCK JOBS, STAR TREK FUTURE WHEN?

>MY TASTE IS SUPERIOR TO EVERYONE ELSE!!!!!
>only likes entry level shit that everyone else likes
name some shit you like so we can judge your taste

>Yea Forums
>job

i had this convo when i was in my freshman year in highschool. pretty good times. i could greentext if ya want.

I'm okay with admitting video games are my hobby. I also managed to point out to a fellow dudebro the fundamental flaws of FIFA or whatever in a way he acknowledged them.
All it takes is not to be a blazing faggot.

this, whats with entry level jobs wanting years of experience yet hiring low skilled foreign immigrants anyway?

>Finish school
>Crickets

>did a internship for like 2 months as a programmer

And recruiters where fucking gang raping me at Linkdin

yeah, fornite and then i start flossing

>coworker asks why you keep posting about them on Yea Forums?

I had a classmate in college who browsed 8ch*n exclusively and would never shut the fuck up about gamergate to me. Whenever he sat in front of me during a lecture I could see what threads he was browsing. I'd then go to the same thread as him and reply to him, and we'd have a conversation about some /tg/ shit for example but without him ever knowing it was me he was talking to in every other thread he was in. Very surreal experience.

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Metal Storm and Holy Diver on the NES.

What's with HR being a female-dominant position?

nah i just write reviews for video games instead

>hiring low skilled foreign immigrants anyway?

These people are less likely to quit and less likely to request a raise or days off

>Sit on your ass and pretend to be a big brain "business man/women"
This is why

The last day you should have replied to him and just called him by his name.

>NES
Opinion discarded

> less likely to quit and less likely to request a raise or days off
yeah and work for much cheaper under worse conditions and basically be slave labour

>work at job for about 6 years
>every one is rather normal to each other
>seems like everyone just goes to work, small talks now and then and then goes home every work day
>talking to coworker one day
>they mention some story about how one of the new coworkers got drunk and did some dumb thing the last weekend
>other co worker over hears and say "yea that was so funny! we should watch his drinks next time"
>eventually I learned that the whole time I was working there, every one else would hang out on weekends and go for drinks or some shit
>some male co-workers had hooked up with female co workers over the years
>was literally the only one that was never invited
I would not have gone even if they asked me, but man did I feel like shit.
I didn't even think I would care about this feeling of exclusion again past high school yet it stung anyway

The pain never goes away. At best there's accepting you're the type of person that virtually no one you meet will like so don't bother trying. Fuck I'm 26 and only just got a few people to hang out with me for my birthday for the first time since I was a little kid when I go to every social event I can.

>chasing the apporval of niggercattle
lol

t. nigger

Don't be a prude, literally just wait one measly fucking year to sex them.

>Ayo user, you get that new 2k yet?

How do you even become an adult without realising you should never, ever be truthful with anyone about anything let alone a therapist?

>Casual coworkers.
>But a few also form a study group.
>Get invited.
>To make it more fun, introduce Smash and Mario Kart once studying is done for the night.
>Cute coworker girl starts bringing homemade snacks.
>Starts bringing stuff I specifically mention liking.
>Starts taking breaks for black coffee with me.
>Starts wearing little black choker necklaces.
>Starts sitting by me all the time.

Help.

>coworkers start talking about video games
>talk about their favorite FOTM games coming out
>"what about you user? you look like you game"
>umm... I'm excited for the escape from tarkov update
>"escape from what?"
>err... I can't wait for classic WoW launch
>"World of warcraft has been out for years user."
>Hum... Uh... N-new digimon...
>"THAT STILL EXIST?!"
>yeah... um... I gotta get back to work guys... later...

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>co-workers start talking about beating their kids

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Every fucking thread there's one of you. Every single thread

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>I got tricked into buying BDO during the last sale
Fuck you

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Had one co worker who told me if she had a girl with long hair, and he did doggy style.

He would grab the hair and then whispers in her ear
>I got AIDS

And would rodeo that shit.
He found that hot.

True story.

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Does he still look like a girl at least?

told me if he*

This was the sin of sodom and gomorra: They did not help the poor and the needy.

>coworkers start bitching about the new company process and the boss walks in around the corner

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Fuck her homo

You cheeky cunt

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I wish more people played older games, or at least newer games that are fun. Most of the people at my work don't play games or play movie games (so, don't play games). One guy likes Warframe at least so I talk to him a bit about that. The other likes older vidya, liked Blood, but he's on the other side of the room and I'm not going to shout all day in a call center to sperg out with him.

I think she might want to have sexual relations with you.

You're going to have to deal with it.

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Start stalking her at night.
Chicks like that.
It shows dominance.

Ask her out on a date and don't fuck it up. Just be yourself :^)

>BLACK coffe
>BLACK choker
your gonna get BLACKED kid

I like to do this fun thing with my coworkers where I pretend to be a really shitty, cynical person. Then I pick one at a time and act like I really get along with them. I make them think that they're the only person who gets to see my true self beneath the calloused outer layer. Then I move on to another and laugh to myself at the fact that all of them think that I have some unique, sincere relationship with them. I've done this at every job. Feels great.

but thats is a sit game, sadly

I'd rather have a conversation to pass the time than do my shit job.

based

That's awesome.

this sounds fake

>have weeb coworkers
>mfw you now have competition on who gets to take time off to attend Anime Expo 2020

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Honestly not a bad idea

>being a lazy faggot instead of working
typical american

I'm the guy working in hr. Its because its braindead and easy. I didnt really want to end up in hr but thats where my internship was in college and I just stayed here

Holy autism, batman.

Nope, no one I work with browses this shithole. Definitely not. I hope.

I'm having a similar issue.

>weird mid 40s goth chick coworker
>she's hyper into anime and other weird shit
>don't mind her much, but she spends almost all shift talking my ear off about whatever such nonsense
>see our work relationship as being very casual
>she starts acting weird whenever I'm around
>asks for my opinion on clothes and shit
>starts talking to me in funny voices and finding excuses to touch me
>started doing real school yard shit recently like taking supplies off my desk and only relinquishing them if I compliment her or take them back by force
Thank god I've got another job lined up soon. She's a nice enough chick, but she's really not my type.

>coworkers are all recently married women in their late twenties
>I'm one of two guys in my department of 25ish
>open concept office
You wanna hear about wedding dresses?

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>J-Pop
>Shit
Momoiro Clover Z, Aqours, Utada Hikaru, Shoko Nakagawa and Perfume would like a word with you.

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I pick the later. I have friends to talk about vidya with.

>He doesn't want a mommy goth gf
Are you sure you're on the right website?

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Lol

No I chose to do that myself.

>People at work never talk about videogames, anime or anything similar
>They never talk to me about these things or ask
Probably for the best.

>coworker sees my 2B phone wallpaper
>I now play in his biweekly DnD game
I lucked out I guess

she's probably a mongoloid

>co worker starts talking about hitler

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>I would not have gone even if they asked me, but man did I feel like shit

There's your problem. Generally the first step in getting asked places is asking other people places. If they can sense disinterest they won't even bother

>coworker or higher up wants me to do something that is against company policy/procedure or could be illegal
>ask them to email it to me so I can keep of a record of what are my orders are and a paper trail
>they suddenly back off saying "oh nvm, it's not a big deal haha"

That's right bitch, you fuck off.

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>co worker starts talking about capitalism

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>”I think video games are for children. Adults argue on a Lebanese figure skating forum like me”

based, you show that goon whos boss!

One of the first thing I learned whenever you get asked a non-trivial task, ask them to email it to you so they can't go back and say it wasn't them when something goes wrong or it was against company policy. Cover your own ass first.

the other day I asked a new guy if he'd done anything interesting and he replied without a hint of irony "I watched some youtube documentaries about how Yea Forums memed trump into office"

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what job is this at and you cringe hard at it?

I didn't reveal my power level but I avoided him after that because I knew he was either a /pol/ user or some retard that thinks Yea Forums is the scary hacker boogeyman

>last job
Are you a contracting firm?

Thanks for the tip

>last week was MvC
MVC1? Or did the fightcade devs get 2 working?

should have grabbed him by the throat and called him a votecuck

>cool co-worker at old job
>talked about fighting games, Cyberpunk, Dark Souls, Witcher, Apex, MonHun, and comic books
Gonna miss him, but fuck that job

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Some drunk dude at my bro's wedding reception said I was hotter than Coco Bandicoot. Unexpected, but welcomed.

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Gilded

>converted her to PC-Nintendo master race
Based

>cool coworker
>talked about normalfag shit games
unless they're discussing rance they aint cool

>manager is chill 30-year old boomer gamer

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>yeah i recently played through Dark Souls with my SL1 character. Fucking Four Kings, man

Ask for her number, you moron.

MonHun is definitely not a normalfag game, user.

>Work at 7/11 with coworker who shares all my interests and makes the shitty job fun
>Bosses start treating us like shit so he leaves for a chiller convience store job
>Now i work with huge annoying lazy zoomer latina chick who is also a bitch about everything

Fucking end me I missed talking about Magic the Gathering and other video games with him during work. Still hang with him but not often.

I'm starting to think that these type of posts are by the Japanese government.

yeah it is lol

t.bugman
japs are superior in everyway to all other asiatic races

You should be working on that partnership with Seoul before NK nukes you Mr. Abe

>Going to anime conventions

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>implying korea wont get nuked
>implying the US would let japan get nuked
>implying weebs would alow japan to get nuked

No, the 2 girls were working together in a store and started working in another a few months ago, I've been in that other store for a few years

Whats wrong with that I always clip my nails in the bus or metro

>he actually goes to an anime convention

Give me your home address and I’ll come donkey kong up in your boi pussy

clipping nails is a waste. they are natural claws, fucking rad

Is he a dad? Does he play Elite Dangerous? Has he bought a lot of ships for Star Citizen?

>"Hey user do you like to play video games?"
>"No, I prefer reading."
Done.

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He may or may not have just married less than a month ago. He's a real PC guy, so he's probably played Elite Dangerous

>ask coworker if they play any games
>they don't, except for Corruption of fucking Champions of all things

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It's a dark path he's going down.

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>hey user are you a virgin?
>yes.
That's it, they never asked me again

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>oh what books do you read?
>ummm... mein kampf?
how do you make it back from that one?

because it's useless?

drop every nazi red pill you know

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i thought penis inspection day was just a myth

>yeah, bro whats up with them wooden doors?
you'd get fired AND blacklisted

Just say you read it because you study WWII history and it's required reading.
I usually spout off some obscure Czech literature and historical fiction authors like Umberto Eco,
I did, however have one retard normalfag tell me
"Why the fuck don't you read popular books, you weirdo"
I know most people say "hide your power level" but you can't actually win against these autists, you have to either pretend to be the most shallow person in the world or just accept that these people exist and cut them off from your life/be weary of them as a co-worker, the latter is preferable because at least you know who is more likely to backstab you/be a cunt.

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>that one guy who doodles anime girls in his notebook during lunch time

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but if you went around asking the women about their cup sizes it'd be sexual harassment

I love Eco but I'm always wary to recommend him to people because his works are so hard to describe

>"Why the fuck don't you read popular books, you weirdo"
This would piss me off so much.

> what kind of shows do you watch user?

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thats funny as fuck. you did the right thing

is it possible to get through a job without speaking a single word?

>Start talking about videogames with co-workers
>Have an enjoyable conversation because neither of us are spaghetti filled spergs

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