>After being unconscious, you wake up in Neopia
>You look at yourself. You're a Kacheek now
>You wander around Neopia, looking for someone to bring you back to the real world
>Another Kacheek the opposite sex of you appears in front of you and gives you bedroom eyes
>The other Kacheek wants to knock boots with you
>What would you do?
A scenario for Yea Forums
Jaxon Collins
Jaxson Cox
I could've been reborn into an eeveeluion but I woke up as a fucking neopet
so I'd kill myself after seeing how sex is like
Colton Wright
Your post made me kek hard!
Being a Neopet isn't that bad, you know.
Camden Cruz
Id live with it if it meant hot kacheek sex for every day of my miserable furry life
Josiah Davis
>hot kacheek sex
Most certainly.
Noah Myers
I'd point a Wand of the Dark Faerie at my own head and pull the trigger
Jordan Jackson
Hell no, I'd go visit the Giant Omlette first. That shit always looked tasty as hell.
Andrew Powell
You wouldn't want to /ss/ with a Kacheek?
Connor Lewis
Fuck you Cheryl
Lincoln Sanders
>tasty as hell
Not if you get the rotten shit.
You'll get a sore throat.
Justin Cruz
>not going to Jelly World and eating everything in sight
Chase Jones
cute thread. what is the cutest neopet?
Isaac Miller
Kacheek, obviously.
Levi Gray
>Kacheek
pretty cute. can you prove it's the cutest?
are you a kacheek?
Cameron Reyes
>are you a kacheek?
No, but my NeoSona is.
Jackson Powell
>NeoSona
well, that's cute. any pics to confirm? or a description?
Sebastian Morales
Yep.
His name is Wally, BTW.
James Watson
aw, Wally is cute. are you the op of this thread?
more pics? wally, kacheek, or otherwise cute
Evan Bailey
>you will never be a neopet
Gavin Cook
I am OP.
Here, have a pic of Wally with a Mario Odyssey cap.
Matthew Cox
thanks! very cute.
so, as per the op, do you have a lady kacheek? what would you do in that situation?
Julian Martinez
how can you go somewhere that doesn't exist
don't be ridiculous
Josiah Johnson
His girlfriend is named Moona, and she is purple with a blue tail.
If I were Wally I'd probably get protection before I considered getting busy.
Jayden Gray
that sounds cute. I'm surprised to hear you mention protection, but at least you're being careful.
what would happen to me if I woke up as a kacheek?
Jackson Campbell
>what would happen to me if I woke up as a kacheek?
Most likely someone would make friends with you, but in the event of a flirty Kacheek in heat, be prepared...
Lucas Cox
Out of all my TF fantasies this would be the worst, but yes I'll do what would do.
Okay maybe I wouldn't mind turning into certain neopets.
Jaxon Allen
> make friends with you
that would be fun. what would we do together?
> flirty Kacheek
well, that may not be so bad.
what would you prefer?
William Jenkins
>what would we do together?
Maybe hang out at the park... maybe even grab balloons for the both of you...
Aaron Jenkins
kys
also anyone that replies to this will have their mother die in their sleep tonight, this post is immune by all counter-immunities.
Angel Williams
that would be a pleasant day. what do we do at the park?
Jose Perry
>what do we do
Maybe play Kacheek Seek...
Matthew Edwards
that sounds like a good time. what would your life be like as a kacheek?
Christian Watson
>what would your life be like
It'd be different...
Robert James
in a good or bad way? be specific!
Daniel Sanders
Probs good.
Isaiah Peterson
I would say so. well, I best be going. I will continue posting if this thread is still alive when I get back, but I doubt it will be. nice talking with you! leave contact info or a cute pic if not