Doddering old man joins your party

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>weak to wood

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Yeah how dare he... chase the villain? It looks like he's chasing the villain.

looks like this is on the way to a very lame and irrational villain background story

>civilian mad at the hero for not being able to stop literally every petty crime
Name a single plot device worse than this.

It’s from a Batman/Green Lantern crossover where Alan Scott accompanies Bats on a case. It was pretty meh, but it had a nice ending.

Fuck you, you stupid Mick. Sportsmaster is not a mook.

How does it end

They're coming back for reals this time at the end of the year.
Maybe.

The actual ones or the N52 ones?

Actual. Once Doomsday Ckock finally concludes the embargo on the Justice Society members should be lifted.

Kek, is wood seriously his kryptonite?

Wait, there was an embargo? I dropped DC around Forever Evil since it was just so fucking stupid and then they went into another giant fucking crossover event a few months after that.

Rebirth basically embargoed the Justice Society until DC finally revealed the machinations as to why Doctor Manhattan fucked with the DC timeline in Doomsday Clock.

Is DC worth reading again now? I got in a random Superman Year one and I liked it but I'm afraid of Miller going full Miller again.

Eh, that Superman analogy was kinda bad. Captain Marvel (fuck you, that's his name) can canonically curb stomp him.

Ironically, Superman and Batman are the worst books. Wally continues to get shafted. The current Martian Manhunter mini is a damn good read. Teen Titans is surprisingly good. Green Lantern is space opera as fuck.

How is it ironic when Superman is written by Bendis, Bendis the comic book writer guy. He writes comic books.

>DC thread on Yea Forums
I'm making a reading guide to reread comics
It's not perfect and it's a WIP

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How does this happen to a superhero?

If you look for awful shit for any superhero, you're gonna find it. Some writers are just redditards.

e.g. Batman pissing his pants

it could be worse.

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Cringe

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All Star batman is cringy and based at the same time

Of course you'd get Batwank in a Batman book.

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Green Lantern gets rekt in every book, even his own.

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>Is DC worth reading again now?
Hell no, Doomsday Clock is a trash fire, they are letting Bendis do whatever he wants, and they just hired Zoe fucking Quinn
Read Marvel if you want some cape shit and if you really want to read DC characters then wait for the pendulum to swing back again

>Thinking Silver Age Hal is relevant anymore
based GM taking Hal back as the alpha male he always was

>and they just hired Zoe fucking Quinn
>Read Marvel

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Why can't we go back to the time when both were good, and not this fucked alternating quality shit where either DC or marvel is pozzed.

>being a fag
You're probably underage and don't realize it yet but Marvel and DC are always trading places, when one rises in quality the others quality drops, then the one doing well does some dumb shit while the one doing poorly doubles down on what it's core fans like and they start to switch places again, that's the pendulum

Silver Age Hal was a retard, but that was when he was at his most powerful outside of his Parallax/Spectre era.

He used to be able to time travel with the ring back then.

Not the point I was making. You didn't even know Zoe Quinn was hired at Marvel. SAD!

You need to stop believing everything Yea Forums tells you.

Because that time has literally never existed, like just sticking with DC characters Green Arrow has existed for decades to be a conservative punching bag for other characters to teach him a lesson about being more liberal and open minded, and dont forget other dumb shit like Lois Lane being magically turned into a black woman to learn about white privilege

A weakness to wood is a hell of a thing.

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>You didn't even know Zoe Quinn was hired at Marvel. SAD!
>being a total retard like you
I never said she wasn't, I mentioned where her current employment is
Go fuck yourself you meme spouting faggot

Yikes! I guess Yea Forums isn't love anymore with tumblrites like you running the place. How many days since DC made a big fuck up, MarySue?

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Modern Hal is still a retard, it's actually why he has such a strong will, he doesn't understand the concept of not being able to do something, fuck, he doesn't even understand what willpower is either

PRIME TIME WHEN

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>acts like a retard
>gets called on his faggotry
>doubles down on being a fag
>actually defending the current state of DC because "marvel bad DC good"
Retard

DC have a fuck ton of good titles out atm. I'd list 'em, but of course you'd be a petty little angsty faggot getting upset at his picture books

Gods, comics are so fucking retarded

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>green lantern
>good

Boring contrarian thread
Post Flash or fuck off

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The only canon Flash is CW Flash

How about that, fucko

>DC have a fuck ton of good titles out atm
Not really, to many cross overs, no one having any idea of what's canon or how it relates and so on, you know things are bad when Batman was being outsold by the Hulk or that Batman was the only thing they had selling some months
DC is in the falling apart stage, Marvel is in the building itself back up stage, if you really want cape shit then go read some Marvel, if you're a company wars fag then just wait like 5 years

Just because Batman is shit, doesn't mean the entire company is shit. You should read something that's not part of the Bat family, King-tard :^)

>Pretends he's not a company wars fag
>Starts spouting sales numbers like he's a Snoy vs Nintentard warrior
CRINGE

I can post current age Hal getting rekt, if you like.

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>Johns GL
>Current age
C'mon now, current age Hal turned his ring into his girlfriend that he fucks whenever he wants

>acts like a retard yet again
>desperately starts projecting because he's a company wars fag
>thinks he has to support DC to fit in because Marvel movies are popular and popular means bad
Retard contrarian, fuck off

>Talking about comics
>Goes full retard and starts talking about his Disney movies
????
lOL

>1 minute apart
And the retard is same fagging as well, how embarrassing for him

What movie?

Feel free to list what current ongoing that Marvel has that are good, user!

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>quadruples down on being a retard
>lame attempt at misrepresenting what as said
You really are sitting there seething, desperate for the last word because you like comics that are currently shitty and have a stupid brand loyalty
What a corporate cuck, how much jew cock do you suck

--> Answer away, user!

Current age is pretty much from post comic bubble to now.

Crisis on Two Earths

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Not the same guy. but I'm liking Dr Strange, Immortal Hulk and Amazing Spider-Man.

>tfw wouldn't be able to become a blue lantern because of my bleak outlook

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>lame attempt to take control of the conversation flow
Immortal Hulk, wow so hard, we already know you cant name a decent DC ongoing despite claiming there are "tons", shit you pussied out on throwing down a name twice before
Let's see if you can actually name something or if you spout more memes and try to dodge it, any attempt at dodging or another lame attempt to obfuscate is just you admitting your a fag though

I mean, so am I, but that's just three titles.
Gimme a second, I'll write good titles.

What's his connection to the Corp?

I could probably join the grey lantern but I can't be bothered.

>can't even name them right away
>he's desperately searching reviews now for titles someone said is good
You just confirmed you're a retarded fag with no value, hold that L

LOL, american comics sure does look good. Anatomically correct and everything. But fucking wood? LOL, just as shit as Japanese isekai bullshit.

>dragged along the floor under the weight of a lion
>bitten in the arm by a snake
>that then turns into a fucking bear, still clenching down
>not a scratch
How is there any tension in capeshit? What a snorefest.

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Bump

>How is there any tension in capeshit?
There isnt, that's a big problem with cape comics, they're basically soap operas but nothing of real consequence ever happens and shit gets retconned all the time

>pic related absolutely destroys him
Wow, he's amazing

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Superior Spider-Man is also pretty cool, I forgot to mention that one.

None, he was the Green Lantern before the corps was introduced. The whole space police bit was part of the series reboot they did way back in the day.
He's an honorary GL member after he beat the shit out of half of them to prove his worth, but he doesn't interact with them.

His daughter was at one point banging Kyle Rayner.

Here they a--
>he's desperately searching reviews now for titles someone said is good
How would that help with comics journos? They shit all over Multiversity & King when he was on Grayson.

Current titles
>Detective Comics
>Batman: Last Knight on Earth
>The Dreaming
>Lucifer
>Doom Patrol
>Superman: Year One
>Batman: White Knight
>Green Lantern
>Gotham City Monsters
>Wonder Woman
>Justice League Dark
>Red Hood & the Outlaws
>Batgirl
>Harley Quinn
>Deathstroke
>Shazam
>Supergirl
>The Terrifics
>Hawkman
>Batman: Creature of the Night
>Martian Manhunter
>Superman’s Pal Jimmy Olsen
>Books of Magic
>House of Whispers

New ongoing that are coming this month, even with your retarded Yea Forums pendulum
>Hellblazer
>Metal Men
>White Knight: Freeze
>Basketful of Heads
>The Question
>Green Lantern: Blackstars
>Young Animal: Green Lantern
>The Dollhouse Family

If you don't like an ongoing, feel free to tell me why.

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>wtf why is no one dying WHERE ARE THE STEAKS
cringe

Oh I dig Snyder Justice League too. I'm catching up on it atm.

Well where are they?

I don't blame him, Jade is a qt.

In the pan, Chef.

In GA's chilli, duh.
tick tock

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>Harley Quinn
>Hawkman
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA IMAGINE THINKING YOUR MAKING A POINT AND LISTING THOSE AS GOOD
That's just the most glaring mistake you've made, shit the only thing you got right is that Doom Patrol is decent
Now fuck off company wars fag, you've been blinded by all the corporate cum on your face

You only managed to point out two on that giant list, and you didn't even point out why you dislike them. Feel free to go through the list, user. Or better yet, try reading them.

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>muh ebil lady does a bunch of creative shit with her power
>it does nothing because Wonder Woman's "power" is just to literally be OP
>loses because "she evul, duh"
Cringe.

who are you quoting?

That's nice and all, but Green Lantern game when?

>retard gets completely ass ravaged
>makes an inane list of books full of bad writing, boring scenarios, and ones filled with mindless character wanking, all the bat books and especially Harley guilty of this
>w-well you need a detailed synopsis, I don't need to defend my position and state why they are good, I'm a ind corporate fan boy that can't see trends in the industry
What a massive faggot you are, you can't even defend your fan boyism and the best you can do is project and claim others dont read comics and spout more memes when you're clearly talking out of your ass
You lost this one, badly, and the you lost the attempt at a come back
I would feel bad for you because you publicly humiliated yourself but you deserve it fag

So who is he in relation to the GL corps?
Or is his ring just a "coincidence"?

I'm bored, give me your best DC animated movies for me to binge watch,

Back in 2011.

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Welcome to capeshit

Anyone read none-capeshit comics? Like stuff from Image and Ahoy?

Under the Red Hood.

You honestly write like a nigga trying to convince a girl not to date a bad boy and choose you

You don't read comics, so I'll give you good marvel titles so you can at least give better comics next time

>Immortal Hulk
>ASM
>Doc Strange
>Daredevil
>House of X
>Powers of X
>Invaders
>Superior SM

Surely another game could be made

A lot of things could be made user.

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Do you want a specific genre?
Euro comics can be fun.

Yeah, I'm gonna throw in some valiant seeing as it's not the big two, but arguably capeshit.

>Gideon Falls
>Deadly Class
>Criminal
>Ascender
>Black Hammer: Justice League
>Trees
>Bloodshot
>Rumble
>Hellboy & the B.P.R.D.
>TMNT
>Archie vs Predator 2
>Red Sonja, Vampirella & the crossover

Someone can probably recommend more, but that's all I'm reading atm

It ended a long time ago, but I'm pretty deep into XIII and Dallas Barr.

Im checking out The Wicked + The Divine, it looks cool, maybe stuff like that and Saga.

You aren't reading Dial H?

Oh right, yeah, I forgot Dial H & Wonder Twins.
I've liked everything Humphires has done at DC since he left Marvel desu, and everything Russel is great. His new Riddler 1 shot was pretty good too.

Wonder Twins is an odd one for me. I sometimes genuinely don't know if he's serious or doing satire.

Is Flash unadaptable to vidya?

>hes even strongerer than superman and and superman is scared of him
Cringe gay bullshit, god this is so pathetic. You know what's good about it? The art, the lighting is glorifying. Everything else is gay bullshit.