Look Yea Forums, we need to destroy the moon.
Look Yea Forums, we need to destroy the moon
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The moon you say? Go on....
Destroy it? It should be stolen
UH, ALL THE LUNARIANS OR LUNIGGERS AS I LIKE TO CALL THEM, GET OFF THIS PLANET BECAUSE ITS FOR EARTHLINGS ONLY, UNDERSTAND, CAUSE IF YOU DON'T I WILL MAKE ALL LUNARIANS DEAD AGAIN!!!
STOP MAKING POOHOU THREADS
Gimme a sec
who is the most difficult battle?
>people still think reimu will be in smash
>sans got in before reimu
You can't destroy US property
>Smash schizo believes every thread is about Smash
Ha, destroy the moon? The only thing that will be destroyed are our sides as we watch your feeble, primitive attempts to damage our vastly superior home. Because we will be laughing so hard.
I know the man for the job
Those people are dumb filthy secondaries. Anyone with half a brain knows having Touhou in Smash would be a disaster for all parties.
I just got a Lunatic 1cc and I want Reimu in Smash.
I will post about smash in every 2hu thread like the rare f-zero threads
ARE YOU WATCHING CHANG'E? I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU EEDIOT
>implying you can
>People acts like a costume was the actual Character in smash.
This is fucking annoying.
Counterpoint: moon rabbits.
Counter counterpoint: Dead moon rabbits
They are evil and must be killed.
Why destroy it when you can eat it!
No no no, that won't do at all. Moon rabbits are for petting, not for deading.
I hate the lunarians too, but Junko went too far after awakening Clownpiece true potential
Not even the lunarians deserve this
If Moon Rabbits are for petting, then why the heck is Eirin abusing the crap out of her?
WHAT DO YE THINK YER DOIN'?
Ye shouldn’t be snoopin' 'round the moon when there's nothin' worth lookin' into up there anyhow!
Oi suggest leavin' the moon be, 'fore "somebody" gets themselves hurt!
Why has no one made a gritty, gorey and realistic fps in vr but everyone is a cute anime girl.
Zun : Lunarian are Chinese
Because Eirin is bad.
>Angry chink wants to kill you
>Fatass nerd wants to blow you up again
>Some slav fuck wants to steal you
>Jap wants to drill you
>Some useless deadbeats, worthless rabbits, and literal children have colonialized your face
>You just want to commit hate crimes in peace
Because Eirin is based
I need to destroy you're asshole
I have some experience with this
I wish that one Touhou version of moon man from before LoLK came out didn't get removed from Youtube.
why are all moonsoldiers wearing school uniforms without any real balistic protection?
who had the bright idea to let them charge into battle looking like that?
For what purpose?
Thank you doctor, but I suggest you let me go first.
HEY!
WHAT'D I TELL YOU KIDS BOUT TRESPASSIN ON MY PROPERTY?
So that the moon bunnies are forced to no-miss clear all of their battles.
They are literal slaves whose purpose is to serve as cannon fodder.
>lunarians think they are too good for the daily dose
tl;dr
I'd give Eirin my dosage, if you know what I mean.
Destroy the moon, you say?
No, please post images showing exactly what you mean.
No wonder that Reisen deserted: imagine having to no-miss clear the original "Star and Stripe" and "Fake Apollo"
I wish Junko's last spellcard would stop raping my boipucci so hard.
Season 2 never ever.
I know just the right rats for the job
Eirin, Kaguya, Mokou (and Chang'e, I guess) are the best.
Enjoy your change of Earth axis and global ice age. Oh that was the point of this.
Like this but in reverse and with my own injector.
Source?
This is a good thread
The Immortals who saw the end of the Universe. It's about Mokou, Kaguya, and Eirin billions of years into the future around the time when the Earth finally gets destroyed by our dying sun. Allison Airlines is the best.
Based.
The moon is shit and Lunarians are the worst characters in all of 2hu
Thanks.
I was about to post this
You never really consider the absolutely horrifying implications ageless immortality has in the long-run. Space truly is both utterly fascinating, horrifying, and so mysterious.
the duality of eirin
Here comes another chinese earthquake
FUCK
MOONIGGERS
Eirin could make a medicine that makes you cum forever without repercussions.
ive considered it day one, which is why my first mission after acquiring undying immortality is to find out a way to voluntarily and at will seal my consciousness and allow myself to awake either on a timer or through someone/something saying a password near me. If we assume magical immortality is possible then a self induced sleep through magical means with the option to program contingencies should be as well.
absolutely perfect for paizuri
Eirin could also surgically castrate you with expert precision and skill without anesthetics.
It’s closer to a full character than most of us were willing to entertain.
>Reimu gets into Smash in any capacity
>Japanese autism goes haywire
>Nintendo and the rest of Japan collapse into the ocean due to the sheer force of the collective ejaculation/orgasming happening at once
>Reimu doesn't get into Smash because everyone is dead
>Eirin could also surgically castrate you with expert precision and skill without anesthetics.
>she can probably turn you into the perfect tranny with no need for dilation and all nerves attached
the more you know
Honestly, she could just do it with just a pill. If time-looping drugs are possible, the sky's the limit.
How do 2hus reproduce if there are no boys?
Planning a genocide to coerce others into solving your problem is a chad power move tbqh
>no boys
>Years later, a new Touhou game shows up on steam out of the blue.
>Plot is the entirety of Japan's population showing up in Gensokyo.
Surely Eirin of all people can come up with some way to slip into another dimension that isn't completely fucked. Hell, some people even think that we are trapped inside of our own black hole and outside of it lies a 4d dimension universe.
Didnt Junko had a son?
Trannies OUT! OUT! OUT!
There’s glasses Dante
She probably could think of a couple ways. I think the problem arises from figuring out ways to safely get into and then out of a black hole, though.
That existed? Sounds incredible. Hope a mirror shows up someday.
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JOHN MADDEN
>blaming secondaries
Blame smashniggers for fucking this character, i play as Marisa always anyway.
Also, Dr.Eggman is the nationary hero.
FOOTBAL!
aeiou
Gensokyo's population is equal, boys just don't do danmaku battles.
>boys just don't do danmaku battles.
All the men in Gensokyo that aren't fag-ass loners like Rinnosuke are dumb, dirty rice farmers whose only concern is drinking, partying, and TIS ALMOST HARVESTING SEASON.
>so boys are slaves
Bros...
Lordless serfs, really. The Human Village is pretty much a large ranch used to gather faith to sustain the youkai and god populations. Fairies just exist and get bullied by everyone, including humans.
Moon is shit anyway.
Better Popstat, atleast the moonman isn't shit. Mr.Bright
>humans are slaves
This is the most based thing i ever heard, i like you.
>fairies is for bullied
Akyuu teached you this?
>Akyuu teached you this?
It's canon that fairies are so weak (individually) that even normal, regular humans could overpower one and I quote, "vent their frustration" on them. Also AQ has a point, you know. Human women only! Fairies deserve to be used as nothing more than target practice.
>listening to Gensokyo's biggest liar
Even Aya has more standards.
there are a couple of boys around actually
Unzan and genji as "helpers" for example, Kourin in the shop a bunch of nameless humans in the human village and even best boy wriggle
>Touhou in Smash would be a disaster for all parties
This is precisely why I want it.
Too late
AQT only knows the true and honest history of Gensokyo.
Wriggle's a girl, please stop. Also, Marisa's dad lives in the Human Village. They don't talk to each other much due to Marisa not wanting to take on the family business of running a shop.
Templates like that are forbidden
I'm coming for you
Nowadays it's
>Magic Mallet shitting itself again
>Okina's bullshit
Okina does it all for the good of Gensokyo. She's the mom god, after all. Don't be hard on her.
One of Okina's youngest daughters is now the Hakurei shrine maiden's personal pet dog/onahole.
Reimu won't get in Smash, Cirno will.
>its canon that fairies are weak
Then tell this to the fairies from hell.
You firthy liar.
sad okina a cute
Gensokyo fairies. Obviously, Clappy's the only canon exception because she actually is strong by the normal definition of the word instead of the fairy definition of the word.
>Gensokyian Fairies
Then its nothing.
Some men just want to watch the world burn.
*A costume of Sans got in Smash. The real Sans was too lazy to show up so they had to improvise.
We need propaganda.
If they refuse then put on the big gun.
A army of whatever you recruit especialy fairies, just need guns, they own powers like Jack Frost use Bufudyne and a better stragedy.
Whatever will be, unexperienced, talended, whatever.
Train them anyway and you good to go.
Also needs some special weapons.
Use the devils fuge to kill immortals, use insta-kill spells to get rid of a horde of soldiers, use statuses to make easier and most importanly, supports like healing, shielding, reflecting, etc.
If you had any of those then you win against the lunar capital in no time.
Or, you could just send a bunch of life-purified fairies to utterly pollute the shit out of their home so they freak the fuck out and get the fuck out forever.
GAS ALL MOONNIGGERS SPACE WAR NOW
This also good too, i guess...
But if we btfo, they come back for revenge.
Based and hellpilled
I would vent my frustration on fairies if you know what I mean
I hate this dumb old hag so much, she is a fucking liar and a terrible as a living being.
t. fairy
Fucking fuck off you flying fairy fuck.
not on my watch
the moon is the mightiest planet of all
I don't understand the lore of Touhou at all
what part of the lore are you interested in user?
maybe we bunch can help you
or if you want to stick with the fanon stuff that's fine too
Moon bunnies, the characters, some world building lore, etc
Back in the 19th century, industry was on the rise, and scientific innovation had begun to take root. Fearing the decline of faith, the sages of Gensokyo erected a great and powerful magical barrier severing the land of Gensokyo away from the rest of reality, so that the fantastic and mystical may yet survive. In the present day, Gensokyo still stands and the only living member of the Hakurei Shrine, whom guards the main entrance to Gensokyo and is its primary guardian, is Reimu Hakurei. Life is peaceful, backwards, and hectic for the inhabitants of Gensokyo, and it's up to Reimu and her friends to protect it from whatever threats that come to harm it.
Everyone also loves drinking lots and lots of alcohol and will take whatever reason to celebrate as an excuse to throw parties, get shit-faced, and more importantly, hold events and fairs to get money.
any moon bun in particular or just in general?
Shes a pharmacist, not a surgeon, user.
Your a fucking ho.
A oldhag who dosen't know life.
Instead of improve Gensokyos life, you just blame the fairies for literal no reason and not to mention that your a flaud, ho.
Wait, Hakurei Barrier wasn't created just to keep humans from killing yokais?
Gensokyo is a yokai land, right?
TAKKOMAN IS THE BEST TOUHOU GAME PROVE ME FUCKING WRONG
The Lunarians are humans who, long ago, left the Earth to find a place to live free from the impurities of life. They are akin to gods as a result and are therefore free from death and aging, but fear impurity as a result. In 1959, the United States had launched a space shuttle called the Apollo 11, setting foot upon the Real Side of the Moon. The Lunarians, hidden away in the Fake Side of the Moon, took this as an invasion and nearly engaged the American invaders, who had planted their flag on the Moon, claiming it as theirs unjustly. However, just as soon as they came, they disappeared, so no conflict or engagement occurred. This became known as the US-Lunar War, jokingly. However, there have been several real wars between the youkai of the Earth, who derive their power from the Moon and the Lunarians. At one point, a great sage of Gensokyo, Yukari, had led a great and terrible army to wage war against the Lunarians, but lost. Most recently, some of the forces of Hell, led by one of the chairmen of the Ministry of Right and Wrong, Hecatia Lapislazuli, and a vengeful spirit named Junko, invaded the Real Side of the Moon by spreading life force on the Moon via the deployment of life-purified Hell fairies, led by the leader fairy Clownpiece, 2nd in command to Hecatia. The reason for this war was revenge on a prisoner of the Lunar Capital, Chang'e, whose husband had shot down the son of Junko and the suns of Hell.
>Touhoumon
Better than fucking Pokemom
The Hakurei Barrier was created by both human and youkai sages to preserve the youkai and to prevent them from going extinct by keeping the inhabitants of the Human Village ignorant of scientific progress, prompting them to cling to old religious beliefs rather than fall sway to scientific progress and thought. However, the barrier is old and the youkai of Gensokyo also require human flesh to consume, as faith alone only prevents them from disappearing. So, Yukari gaps in people from the outside who won't be missed so that the youkai can feed, as it's forbidden to eat people from the Human Village (plus, the youkai and gods protect the Human Village from draught, disasters, etc.). So really, it's a two-parter. The youkai are kept from disappearing forever due to a lack of faith and the human village reaps the benefits via miracles and protection from bad weather and shit. However, long before the erection of the barrier, the people of the Human Village were once youkai hunters, sworn to slay and kill youkai through mystical means.
>At one point, a great sage of Gensokyo, Yukari, had led a great and terrible army to wage war against the Lunarians, but lost.
If Yukari actually prepared for some better stragedy or a powerful army then she fucking won long ago.
Youkai's biggest weakness isnt being outright killed, its not being feared, and the progress of humankind in technology (as well as the rise of the abrahamic faiths) ended up pushing the unnatural monsters of folklore and other sorts of phenomenons to the brink of extinction, youkai and lesser gods included. The Youkai, and other representants (such as Okina, a god), responded to this by erecting a barrier to separate themselves from the reality of the outside world and keeping a small amount of humans to maintain their existance through not just beliefs and faith, but also Fear and Destruction whenever called for (in the form of Incidents, more often than not)
fpbp
What the fuck is this?
Based america.
It has to be mentioned though that chaos and violence in Gensokyo is pretty clean and controlled, as the land itself would most certainly not be able to handle reality-warping bullshit battles on a daily basis. It's also worth mentioning that despite the previous sentence, the creation of the Spell Card games wasn't just because of that, but to also give everyone an equal fighting chance to settle matters and what-not against Reimu, as if they settled things the old way (i.e. actually murdering each other), Reimu's OP bullshit powers would invariably allow her to win, at least most of the time. So, with the use of the Spell Cards, all youkai, people, goddesses and fairies have an equal chance at beating each other and people typically respect the rules and the outcomes of the fights (except Lunarians because they're faggots).
It's a fighting game
>Dong Dong Never Die got a sequel super crossover
My fucking sides.
Also if any youkai actually did succeed in killing Reimu it could result in the collapse of the barrier.
Im not a faggot but what did you get that info?
Im curious.
>h-ha! us undertale chads got our character in smash! h-h-he's totally in guys, that's totally what we meant by saying we wanted him, a mii costume? OMG YES BASED BASED BASED! i love the gunner mii! he's my favorite character in the game! i can't believe i'm able to play as sans in smash guys really i'm so happy about this! secondary content is SO relevant man i love this p-playable characters with a fully designed moveset aren't the only thing that matters mii costumes are based too! h-haha sans got a mii costume before your most wanted! where's your mii costumes huh reimufags? where's the mii costume you've been asking for for like a year? what? you want an actual character? but it's the same! it's the exact same just look at sans! sans is in! he's totally in guys it doesn't matter if it's just a costume he's in! i'm t-totally satisfied with this guys i swear!
zzz
I love hags.
>impling that she is the barrier
The LNs, manga and the txt files of the games supplement and expand upon the lore.
the "spell cards were invented by reimu to make thigns fair" thing doesn't hold up at all when you think that people on the moon use spell cards even though they never met reimu or been to gensokyo before, why would they do that?
>Touhou in Smash would be a disaster for all parties
Except that's incorrect and you not being able to recognize a meme copypasta when you see one doesn't make a difference
Mhhhh, cheese!
Reimu and co. introduced it to them in the manga.
Best oni.
Perhaps the only reason why Sagume decided to play along instead of just cheat and be a fucking ass like the other Lunarians is because it was her plan all along to drag Reimu/Marisa/Reisen/Sanae to the Moon to get rid of Hecatia and co. before the rest of the Capital found out and started panicking and setting course for complete and total genocide of the Earth. Otherwise, Lunarians, especially the Watatsukis who are in charge of defense, don't really care about the Spellcard Rules.
Really though, it's just a hand-wavy explanation to explain why the spellcard games exist and why no one really dies despite getting exterminated by Reimu.
magic
TPDP is better because it's not just a romhack.
For me, it's Kanako
She's a real human bean and a real hero.
My bike has two handlebars.
I don't know whats wrong with me.
I suppose to hate this moonbitch and yet i name Toyohime on a female cast in every rpg.
And not to mention that this pic is still in my device.
Neat, but i found a flaw, that is "techno bad, religi good".
This is what i found in wiki on Nitori.
>She has the power to control water, and along with the other kappa she is very good with engineering and technology.
>engineering and technology
And Yukari wants to build a rocket in SSIB.
If its really true that science ruins gensokyo then why Nitori is building a machine and why Yukari wants to build a rocketship, she can just go to the moon with her powers, right?
Toyohime controls the border between the earth and the moon. Her ability is trumped by that, which is why she gives up when faced with Toyohime too.
Just wanna say that Mokou can eat shit and go fuck herself
But I thought that it was Yukari who also controlled the barrier
>especially the Watatsukis who are in charge of defense, don't really care about the Spellcard Rules
But that's wrong though. If Yorihime didn't give a fuck about spellcards she would took Reimu and kick the rest out of the moon when they arrived.
Don't make me punch you in your shit stained face, you fucking whore.
Technology isn't really forbidden. Scientific progress is typically introduced in Gensokyo by religious figures as a means of drawing in crowds and faith. For example, when Sanae and co. first arrived, their first plan was to introduce nuclear power to the land of Gensokyo by making a hell raven eat the dead corpse of Yatagarasu. This caused an Incident as the hell raven turned out to also be fucking retarded.
Also, foreign objects and such come from the outside world occasionally and Rinnosuke sells them at his shop. However, the people of the village don't really care for new things unless it's part of a festival, so no one really goes to his store except for Marisa and Reimu.
The kappa are really friendly and are Gensokyo's equivalent of dorfs, but with an addiction to cucumbers instead of alcohol. As they are very technology oriented, they tend to produce the most scientific inventions and crazy giant robot from time to time, but the people of the village are really wary of dealing with Kappa, so they take their help with a grain of salt. The statue of the Dragon God (an extremely important deity above the rest in Gensokyo before it disappeared) is a gift from the Kappa. Its eyes change color depending on the weather and it can forecast it as well.
Scientific innovation isn't discouraged, as the people of the village are really set in their ways and resistant to change unless it's superstitious. Plus, it's also important to note that although faith is waning on the outside, it's not entirely gone so you'll find many superstitious entities like chupacabra, hobgoblins and other gods and the like around (mainly because of the SDM; Remi has a pet of the former and hired the latter after they failed to replace the house-loli-ghosts that live in the Human Village).
>by making a hell raven eat the dead corpse of Yatagarasu
Damn that's brutal as fuck
Technology is not bad, but a small village can't really sustain modern infrastructure, so it's easier to rely on the blessing of the gods to get things like a good harvest
Normal piece.
Fuck you, you flaming hobo
Is it weird that i like Junko because people dislike her? She's completely different from any other character-
It was pretty metal.
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Giving a bird brain the power of fucking nuclear fission is apparently a really bad idea.
Junko is pretty popular though.
>fission
*fusion
I'm tired.
The only think that she's good for is nuking and sex.
Okuu no longer wishes to be your friend.
She's nuclear
Yeah but she's also popular in her dislike.
Where?
Her hate on the moonniggers.
The same places people like her. I'd argue it's a 60/40. Reasons for like/dislike her are the same: hate on the Lunarians, not having the usual Touhou personality but acting purely out of anger and resentment yet not being dumb, cheating by not following danmaku rules, etc.
Where can i find this?
It looks neat!
>The same places people like her
For Touhou I only visit Yea Forums and Japanese twitter and never noticed hate for Junko so I wonder what kind of places you occupy.
The Moon.
yandere flandre is superior to zun flandre
prove me wrong
Flandre is shit.
Why?
Fuck moonniggers and fuck Chang'e!
mokou is obsessed with kaguyas feet
user, I think you like the moonbitch, and there's nothing wrong with that.
no she isn't
hi mom
t. mokou
Junko's a failure of a mother.
My wife.
Your wife is a fucking corpse dude.
old and busted
mayumi is yoshika but better
Really?
Well, eveyone pisses this bitch because reasons.
Except me, im the only one who always name her on every rpg.
don't worry, toyohime is still a bitch, but she's just a space racist and not a total asshole AND space racist like yorihime
Fake Apollo is one of the easiest spells in the game.