ADMIN ABUSE

post the video

REMAIN CALM

i wonder if anyone saved all of spermcube's old videos

I've been trying to find this Gmod video about a dude who walks to a room with a closed door with somebody making lots of noise from the other side and then knocks on the door and the person inside of the room just goes ballistic.
I don't know if I properly explained myself, but it's been far too long since I last saw it. I really hope somebody will know what it is

He's Barry White he can do what he wants.

What are some fun Garry's Mod gamemodes today, bros?

I used to enjoy TTT but every server has so many dumb plugins, "realistic" guns and pay-2-win donator perks now

Also, I assume there is no actually satisfying serious roleplay left in Garry's Mod now, right? Just military LARP shit?

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Hello?
*THUD THUD THUD*

you're about a decade too late

The game still has 80% of its all-time peak playercount, so that can't be.

Sure but you won't find anything fun anymore

How do we stop icefuse?

youtu.be/CDJBAYjsiWc
Here you go fag

DUUUDE YOU'RE BREAKING NLR IM CALLING THE ADMIIINNN REEEEEEEEEEEEE
/ooc admin come to me

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this, darkrp is kinda like Yea Forums in a way in that no matter what it just somehow gets worse. most of the players are afk or treating it like cookie clicker, while the rest are VIPs that have it in with the real life cyber ladyboys. sometimes you can get a good laugh but it requires some coordination to trick people

LET ME GO! DELETE THIS DUDE!

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Please god post some videos

youtube.com/watch?v=N5TWbeav7hI

this was actually amazing
youtube.com/watch?v=x7ZrKehQ_xc

youtube.com/watch?v=DYkyvR0hrtI

Holy fuck I didn't actually think anybody would be able to help
God damn user I love you right now

NOW AMOS MOSES WAS A CAJUN
HE LIB BY HIMSELF INNA SWAMP
HE HUNTIN ALLAHGAYTAH FO A LIVIN'
HE JUS' KNOCK 'EM ON DA HEAD WIV A STOAMP

LOOZEE ANNA LAW GON' GETCHA, AMOS

youtube.com/watch?v=zWNyg_2RbkU

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youtube.com/watch?v=zWNyg_2RbkU

What's our objective sir?

>playing garry's mod like 7 years ago with a good buddy of mine
>we're on an RP server paying as a drug dealer and an arms salesman
>build up our own shop to sell people guns through the window while having money printers in the back printing out money endlessly
>not paying attention and someone gets into the back seeing all our money printers
>tells us he's going to call the cops
>i whip out my CDM and one shot him so hard he flies against the wall
i fucking miss playing this

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Kill them all

IF YOU WANNA BE HAPPY FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE

Hey settle down.

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Yea Forums you need to solve the riddle

MR BONES OFF ME

LAWNLAWNLAWNLAWNLAWNLAWNLAWNLAWNLAWNLAWNLAWNLAWNLAWNLAWNLAWNLAWNLAWNLAWNLAWNLAWNLAWNLAWNLAWNLAWNLAWNLAWNLAWNLAWNLAWNLAWNLAWNLAWNLAWNLAWNLAWNLAWNLAWNLAWNLAWN

Riddle of the griddle

>Top comment on a two-year old video was made a week ago by a guy decrying that the guy who made the video has become a sellout loser that only produces garbage
>It's been pinned by the video's creator himself

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IM THE CLOOOOOOWN MASTER

hellooooo travelarrrr

GET OUT OF MY STOOORE!

WHITE MAN
GIVE GUN

youtube.com/watch?v=TXf-MSXw30U
I AM, THE LAW.

youtube.com/watch?v=0cp5Zru_AEE

RULE #1:
NO WEREWOLVES
NO DEMONS
NO VAMPIRES

youtube.com/watch?v=zF8OMK5vVJc

SKOOT BAK x100

GET OUT OF MY STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE

shit, are we posting requests? I remember seeing this gmod video a long time ago where this guy kept running people over in DarkRP or something and he kept yelling "BEEP BEEP BEEP" or "HONK HONK".

get a fucking mic

youtube.com/watch?v=zF8OMK5vVJc

youtube.com/watch?v=iO22wigzuRA

>tfw slowly breathing to death

UNBAN

N O W

youtu.be/RImVPqpIqvo

>that one kid who got banned from your server and made a rap about it to get unbanned
youtube.com/watch?v=6PtfQ5w-jQM

YOU PLAYING ZOMBIES YOU STUPID ASS WHITE BOY

COUPONBUG.COM

Hello?

FUK YO KLAN NIGGA

Hello?

I've been looking for this one for some time.

>that "shut the fuck up"

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OH GOD THEY'R BACK

This is still my favorite.
youtube.com/watch?v=03CKGsGRhTY

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that scream is beautiful. i even saved the audio because of how good it is

youtube.com/watch?v=OAYXlLCb1qo

heres a personal fav
youtu.be/zRzsUhpdhsY

Do you know what the worst part about that Dotsy video is?
The admin got thrown out because of it.

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stupd fucking cat

Mka, if you're reading this bring back hazardous.

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DE
LEEEEEEET THIS
NOW

*THUMP THUMP THUMP*

it sucks that griefing died so hard

Could a kind user explain what he was banned from? He was screaming "unban me" at the beginning

Who was in wrong here?

iktf

The echo effect while he shrieks is what kills me every time

youtube.com/watch?v=VL3AYJFPhXs

>you will never be this much of a griffing force of nature

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Its what you hear while you descend down to hell

I don't know if it was worth making this, but this is what that haunting echoing scream always reminds me of
youtu.be/zNU5NYjQ8UM

White man stole land, no give gun. Answer obvious

youtube.com/watch?v=IGbhJG0sogQ
about as rough as it gets right here bros

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Anybody remember the name of that former griefer who died from heroin overdose?

youtube.com/watch?v=B2moKF0XA8U

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z0mby?

>you will never be hotdog water

>i will simply fuck your mother

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YAWHEEEEEY OHHHHH

youtube.com/watch?v=CDJBAYjsiWc

The fuck was this kid's problem?

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he even make any new videos lately?

youtube.com/watch?v=w-1tKadXUl8

no hes doing some un scheduled livestreams where people join some kind of game show where they walk around and talk and then daniel kills them for arbitrary reasons and the last man standing gets 100 bucks

VOTE FOR DANIEL

>was a mod in 1942rp
>eventually met dotsy
>he campaigned on the backs of other people for so long to get unbanned
>actually reformed
>gave him my money when i quit for good
deadric you piece of fucking shit, dont think no one noticed you cloaking then observing their sits while you tried to get any little ounce of shit on them to get them demoted + banned to make yourself look good. you were damn near last in actual moderator time every day of the week, and one of the mods who ignored the most reports. people dreaded you logging into servers because of how painfully obvious it was, even to non-staff, of how much of a piece of shit you were.

Collect
Vood

gun guy didn't give 5 seconds, he gave 3.
clearly he is bad at counting.

>"I'M NOT ON YOUR NATIVE LAND, YOU'RE ON MY NATIVE LAND!"

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>59 second vaporware intro
Can't be fucked watching that

its the equivolent of walking into a fucking rake and screaming

No seriously.
why do people NEVER leave the server or mute?

WHUT!?

Get off Vent or I'll have you bent.

I am the law

TWO BAG DIP SHIT.. TEA BAG... HOMO... SEXUAL

THE NIGGERS ARE ESCAPING

KEEPIN THIS THREAD ALIVE

>Billy Hatcher and the Giant Egg
that was a good game

UNBAN NOW!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWW!

Reminder that fuckingdoug makes the best content
youtu.be/zF8OMK5vVJc

>rabbi dance around body

>*whale sounds*
>*porn sounds*
>-ZINGA BAZINGA BAZINGA

ALL I CAN SEE IS THE BACK OF THIS GUYS HEAD

AYY IM WALKIN HEYA
AYY IM WALKIN HEYA
post the fucking video i can't find it

>dotsy
>1942rp
>"admin abuse"

yoo latin mike

>be me about 10000 yrs ago
>decide to try dark RP
>be weapons dealer
>some fuck tries to "rob" me, I shoot him in the face with a combine ball
>comes back with 5 buddies, epic firefight ensues but I have infinite combine balls, medkits and armor cus weapon store
>half the server joins in, end up with almost a hundred kills
At this point I must say that this might sound ridiculous but I'm legit not making any of this up, almost got 100 kills, didn't die once.
>"Police" ie: admin sees this, tries ot jail me
>uses noclip to catch me because he's too retarded to do it otherwise
>puts me in handcuffs, slows me down to a crawl
>when he is not looking for a moment, I jump around the corner, "run" away while laughing like a maniac and crawl up some retarded place where he can't find me
>he uses the kill command on me
And that day I learned that DarkRP is all about autistic admins having power trips.

GET OFF ME WOW

darkrp to this day has no content in it to keep people coming back other than the ability to rdm and admin powers

THE WALL

Grab some friends and terrorize (LOL) a TTT server. See how long it takes for you guys to empty it out or get banned.

good jailbreak reference
"ALL TERRORISTS, AFK FREEZE AGAINST HE WALL"

you must not look within 31 degrees of any counter terrorist or be shot

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youtube.com/watch?v=bopYznK069c
Should probably turn the volume down before this one