Dawn of the third day

who tf cares?

based but where's the CRACk

Today I was so mad about the game not being cracked I ran around screaming "WHERE IS THE CRACK" in Best Buy and other places the game is sold.

Last time I checked the source code of UE4 is available and has no greasy chink network activity unless you want it to. Epic store and games on it on the other hand have all kinds of greasy network activity.

i was wondering why there were so few bl3 threads

I laughed out loud, they must've thought you were a crackhead! xD

When they manage to remove the keylogger and online garbage attached to said keylogger

damn i've been enjoying the hell out of it, might even beat it before it gets cracked, feeling sorry for my pirate bros

>Epic makes UE4
>This is good :)
>Epic makes Epic Store
>This is bad :(

Steam drones...

Unironically based

It's not about the company, but the store being absolute garbage and more pointless bloat. Hell, even Origin and Uplay are better than Epic cuz they aren't scummy beyond believe like chink store for multiple reasons but you ebin fans will never understand nor be honest about that cuz of some retarded ebin troll / meme garbo. that or you faggots are legit fanbase for a fucking online store chain

The last denuvo game (metro) took 4 days. I'd say this would take less than 2 weeks.

lmao what pointless bloat. Aren't you people crying that epic is barebones in everythread you shit up

UE4 isn't spyware.
What's so hard to understand about not wanting a company to track your data?

Could someone explain what it means to crack a game? First time I’ve seen this type of stuff.

>UE4 isn't spyware.

How do you know? Also Epic Store isn't spyware either, but where does your mind separate UE4 not being spyware and Epic Store being spyware?

Cracking a game means allowing anyone to play it without an authorized key which you'd get via buying it legitimately.
Games with no protection are by default cracked.

Thank you.

After all the shit I've seen from the game I don't even care anymore.

youtube.com/watch?v=Ecgdwhc8gkw

My friend got his credit card data leaked twice from the EGS. I'm not trusting those niggers

>endless fetchquests
>no story
>cringy characters
>even worse meme-soaked dialogue
>bland, boring world
>same 8 enemies over and over
>go collect cans, skulls, crystals, fish, magazines, etc
>87 trillion guns, 99.999% of which are dogshit versions of one another

Why the fuck did anyone ever enjoy these games?

>Don't ask questions, just consume product and then get excited for next products

Steam drones to a T

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Tim Sweeney and his Epic Shills talking about steam which is just another icon:
>"WAAAHHH GABE NEWELL BIG FAT DOO DOO HEAD!! MUH 12/88 REVENUE SHARE!!! WAAAHH"

What's that, you don't like steam's business practices? You could say the same for epic games and how epic and steam aren't just icons you pathetic shill.

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what fucking game are you talking about. half that shit is completely wrong. i think halfway through you were talking about fallout 4
also the answer is teenagers

The game is the first Borderlands and the post is accurate.

I like using Steam, but I don't know why you guys are so anti-competition.

"Endless fetch quests" isn't the right way to describe it, but the quests are all the same shit - and turning in the quests is essentially the fetch quest.

How come they haven't forced every UE4 game to be an Epic Store exclusive? They can apparently do whatever they want and not get enough shit for it so can't they just do that as well?

Didn't buy it.
Won't buy it.

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That's a last resort. The second they start pushing that as a rule then publishers will go running back to home made engines because they don't want to get buttfucked by whatever other rules they make later.

I don't think they can do that. Like Valve can't force anyone using Source (I know, lol) to be on Steam.

why the fuck is it taking so long, I thought games in the past that had denuvo still got cracked in 1-2 days

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BL3 DRM is as intrusive as a keylogger so basically every computer would need a unique method of cracking.

...

Quick question for the EGS shills. How much does it pay, is it hard to get into? I'd like to get in on some of that shill money, my niggas.

Alright you can go back to your shitty """"BL3"""" thread. Thanks in advance.

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They apparently sort of do this.
partner.steamgames.com/doc/sdk/uploading/distributing_source_engine

>Q. Can I sell my Source Engine game on Steam?
>A. Yes, but there are a few requirements:
>You can only sell your Source Engine game via Steam unless you get a full Source Engine license.
So not anyone, just anyone who didn't pay for the full license.

I do it, as the kids say, "for free" - because the kind of Steam drone cocksuckery that goes on on Yea Forums has never been healthy, so I feel like I've always had to push back against that - going back to the days of The Orange Box and "BASED LORD GABEN" cringe posting.

Gay

>Valve has a worse policy than Epic

Well well well...

It's almost like a game engine and a storefront are two totally different things which people have different expectations for. In short, kill yourself you pathetic shill nigger.

In short, you're a fag.

Unreal engine games outsire EGS have to pay a bigger % of every single sale for the engine use.
Source games outside steam (I only know Titanfall 2) have to pay for the engine upfront.
Its about the same. Unreal is better if you arent going to sell many copies, Source is better if you intend to sell a lot of copies

Titanfall and Apex Legends are Source, Respawn was the only third party - but even they abandoned it for UE4 to make that Star Wars game.

Paying for an engine license is standard practice. Why do you think EA went hard on frostbite? They're cutting costs everywhere they can.

wanna bet randy's numbers are inflated because the denvo protection generates multiple instances at all phone home?

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Mantra of the decade

Based

Ironically belted out by the biggest consumer whores

JUST

Basis

HOLY CRAP, LOIS, LOOK

IT'S JASON COOMER

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自由香港,自由西藏,自由新疆

>How do you know?
Mmmm maybe... do you have brain damage?

What did he mean by this?

88% is oddly specific, are Epic nazis?

It cant be that hard lol just read the binary lmao

No, I’m pretty sure he didn’t lol

imagine being this braindead retarded

JUST

Randy, stop

NO U

yes, and that's the main reason why Yea Forumsesetera hates them

I noticed a pattern with denuvo games that only the ones that people actually want to play get cracked fast

Lmao that picture is so wrong, epic doesn’t even have shopping cart

>nobody has a problem with games being made on Epic engine
I do. It's shit.

So is Source

you're not wrong

Google translate still sucks, I see

That is "The spirit is willing, but the flesh is weak” > “The vodka is strong, but the meat is rotten” tier.

People who hate Epic are not anti-competition. They still like GoG and itch.io. People hate Epic because Epic is anti-competition. Instead of offering a comparable service to Steam, they try to bully their way into the industry by buying exclusives and lying/spreading disinfo about Steam.

>>Instead of offering a comparable service to Steam, they try to bully their way into the industry
>NOOOOOOO THEY CAN'T DO THAT - ONLY STEAM MUST BE ON TOP!!!1

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>and lying/spreading disinfo about Steam.

What disinfo has Epic spread about Steam? All I'm seeing is little Steam drones lying about Epic Store and how it's spyware.

Fuck China
Fuck Tencent
Fuck SJWs who worked on BL3

You are trash for buying this.

>I support epic because I failed to take steam down and now epic are doing what I originally didn't want steam to do but now I'll support epic because steam beat me and I'm angry at them.
Get some spine and stand up for what you believe in. Don't support either you worm.

>lying about Epic Store and how it's spyware
But that's not a fucking lie and you can check it yourself you nigger
The real problem is that Steam also does similar shit and mostly under ''anti cheatzz''

Already beat the game while you poor faggots still jacking off

>What disinfo has Epic spread about Steam?
They really like to say it's a monopoly despite that obviously not being even close to the case

That's some really poor reading comprehension.

>Every new release this fall will ahve new updated Denuvo
>Yea Forums will cry about it for the whole quarter

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How about this: Valve bullied their way into the gaming market by making HL2 exclusive to Steam and to require Steam

OH SHIT, CHECK CRACK WATCH ITS FINALLY OUT

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Imagine allowing VM keylogger and uploaring 2mb\s of data to chink servers

Talk about moving the goalpost. HL2 is a Valve game. A comparable example is Fortnite. Which no one gives a fuck about being only EGS.

WOW!!!!!!! TOTALLY AWESOME!

What is the point playing a Co-Op shooter wit yourself?
Borderlands 2 and 1 were actually funny because the difficulty and the loot spiked with more players.
Its like waiting for a burger that has everything ( meat, cheese, oniions) but you get it with meat only

>food analogies
thanks for letting me filter you

not everyone has friends, and if your friends are like mine they're cheap bastards and prioritize their girlfriend that they're gonna break up in a couple weeks

You mean
BADASS

>*steals all your info on computer with a constant 2mbps up*
>nothing pelsoner gweilo

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(You)

Kys tripfag tranny

I didnt play with my friends either

Randy Bobandy himself could come knock on my door right now and hand me a flash drive with a free copy of Memelands on it and I'd tell him to fuck off because I'm not gonna subject myself to that boring pile of shit

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>spending your time on this trash
Maya dies, Troy Basically Yoshikage Kira Maya and Maya bites the dust
You KIll Aurelia Right When shit is about to kill Hammerlock and his gaylover
Tannis gets kidknapped by the twins
You save Tannis from Penn and Teller and somehow is a Siren now.
The First Vault Hunter is basically a midget,and is the father of Troy and Tyreen.
Lilith basically 9/11 into elpis, to stop elpis crashing into pandora.
everyone looks uglier now and moxxi looks like a tranny
gearbox also used the game to push more degeneracy this time now with more garbage writing even 20x worse than anthony burch's
youtube.com/watch?v=QxDvbzR8Kug

Steamie nobody is playing Borderlands for the story, now stay on the line, don't chimp out, epicchads first.

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>My wife dead
>Lilith dead
>Trannis is a siren now
WELL THAT'S LIKE NIGGA WHAT
FUCK RANDY AND FUCK BORDERLANDS

Wouldn't play even for free.

Cope

even worse, maya died to save her ugly tranny goblino disciple

Designated sony.gger thread

> Buy game.
> Refund it.
> Denuvo registered on my PC.
> Can still play the game just fine.
Good shit.

it's funny how you got your
>muh 2mbps
info from a single image and are now just parroting it. if you would actually verify it you'd realize it's barely 0.3 mbps (don't remember the exacty value) which is required to get the decryption keys for the denuvo drm.

What are mad about again?

The latest Denuvo wen with the nuclear option, It could take years.

More like
>and I'll get these games for free, thanks for being a such a chump Tim.

> Refund it.
> Denuvo registered on my PC.
> Can still play the game just fine.
what?

what the FUCK bros

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Borderlands is an absolute garbage series, but I'm interested to see the crack and how will the game run without denuvo. Seriously, a fucking RTX 2070 is needed to run at barely 60fps in 1440p?

even if it got cracked i wouldnt play it just like other 2019 games. havent even finished sekiro or dmc 5. Didnt even touch re2.

LINK THAT SHIT NOW

just get it secondhand on console if you want to play it while not giving randy and tim your money

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Yea Forums can't prove him wrong

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No one really doubts that the numbers may be real, but that his shilling for epic is retarded. He knows the game wouldve sold better if available on steam. The sales being more than BL2 are not correlated with EGS vs Steam.

Yeah, how dare they make their own game exclusive to their store?

BL3 on EGS has a Fortnite tie in. Maybe it performed better because of it?

Prove what wrong? Twice as many as what? What's the actual number?

>HL2 is a Valve game.
What would you say if I told you HL2 was the last in-house developed IP from Valve corp., and that every other property they own was created by third-parties which they then purchased and made into Steam exclusives?

Then they own them and funded them and can do what they like with them?

not him but i doubt that, it only granted you a psycho skin, a pickaxe and claptrap backpack for free if you bought the game, and it was on sale on fortnite's store for 2/3 of BL3's price

>dawn of the third day
>there are already full playtroughs on youtube
LMAO this game is incredible trash. Can you imagine paying 60 euros for a game to last you 3 days?

>Autists that rush through everything and have no day job outside of playing video games

Of course they will

The game is trash. Divinity:Original Sin 2 took me 3 weeks and i bought it DRM free on GOG. This trash has denuvo and you can finish it in 3 days.

what's the issue with epic?

Steam fanboys existing and not wanting competition

they bring console exclusivity to PC

Just pirate them... oh wait.

So just like Rocket League?

oh wow 3 days and still uncracked? pirates BTFO
i give it 2 weeks tops

At the time it not only required Steam but was forced online for a singeplayer game which came on a physical media.

And the same kinds of people who now suck Steam's cock were pretty damn mad about it.

I was wrong. It Steam had offline mode by then.