>is actually a huge fan of vidya >actively plays a shitton of video games from all genres >thinks console wars are childish >appreciates all levels of skill and caters to both casual and competitive players >created one of the most iconic video game characters of all time >created the biggest video game crossover in history that celebrates gaming as a whole
Is there no one who can top this man? He's like the Hideo Kojima of video games.
>celebrates gaming as a whole >7 weebshit characters fuck this hack
Connor Morris
seems like someone Yea Forums would hate
Cooper Wright
Jokes aside, just how unlucky is this guy? Everything was going perfectly in his life, then Melee fans happened. If it wasn't for Melee fans this dude would have absolutely 0 issues in his life and his legacy. How does it feel to create such a monster and have it be a constant pain in your ass until the day you die?
I almost want him to get completely fed up with them, grab a shotgun, and do a mass shooting at a melee tournament, just to go out in one last blaze of glory and give his final fuck you to the smelee community.
But that’s just the thing, user. Sakurai understands that there is no such thing as an illegitimate type of game. There is good, and there is bad, but no one category of game can be called bad or worthless.
You see a game, and you’re quick to categorize it as a “real” game. You only play certain games, swearing to yourself that your ignorance is actually a refined palate, eager to attach a modifier to anything outside the realm of your “taste” to delegitimize them. Moviegame, Animegame, musoushitgame, causalgame. No matter what you may say or insist, your half-and-half words will never destroy the root. They are all, in fact, games. They are all wonderful things that speak to the human need to be entertained, to create, to interact, to play, and are therefore all legitimate. To deny this essential part of the human experience—no, the human soul—it’s quite honestly pathetic. All I can do is pity you.
unless we’re talking about Gacha. Fuck Gacha games, it’s basically theft
Has a meme died in more vain than stevies? You can pretend you're being ironic but deep down you assblasted the joke is on you now
Nathan Butler
Gacha is theft, but it is theft in game form. Indeed, this too is game.
Kevin Gray
good thing he isn't a sperg white autist (like most smashfags) because only they would do that shit.
Michael Hall
>white autist kek I love that this has become the default now when talking about mass shooting incels, even on Yea Forums. It's so incredibly useful.
Eli Williams
I dont default to that when thinking of mass shooting incels, but for one that would actually get butthurt enough to shoot up a videogame tournament I would.
Gabriel Flores
seethe
Luke Murphy
He looks like Tatsuya Suou
Sebastian Walker
Shame to see you go down a path of doubling down this much
Zachary Murphy
banjo is a movie game.
Brayden King
how
Dominic Phillips
>He's like the Hideo Kojima of video games. You know what that means
They look like an old gay couple with Sakurai being the bottom. He looks like he's long stopped experiencing any joy from it but they've been living together for years so he's stuck in it.
Elijah Rogers
He looks like a woman like most asian "men"
Caleb Harris
don't ruin my joke, faggot
Brayden Fisher
His taste is pretty weebish, but we could've ended up with someone who only picked characters based on sales.
Based intellectualposter telling the truth. Fuck faggots who can’t go 10 minutes without complaining on the internet that different types of games exist
>that moment he said xbox and everyone started to laugh not because console war faggotry but because xbox is dead as shit /ourguy/
Nathaniel Hughes
samurai was so assblasted by melee he dedicated the rest of his life to convice the world it wasnt a fighting game. He deserves it all.
Brandon Miller
Shut the fuck up brainlet. We're keeping them happy until they give us a new Banjo game. Then they can go die in a hole, but until then sit your ass down and pretend they're people.
Lucas Jackson
>actively plays a shitton of video games from all genres >but has never touched a metroid game in his fucking life and never will